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(The Sun)   Hey, let's send a woman alone into an enclosure with 8 wolves who have attacked people before. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 116
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knbber2 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 06:40:16 PM
"Eventually brave zoo workers formed a human chain and rushed the wolves, forcing them back.

Jan Tengeborg, who organised the attempt to recover the body, said: "We couldn't get into the enclosure because the wolves clearly did not want us in there. You can't just walk right into a wolf pack."

How about, "I grabbed a couple of firearms and started shooting the killing bastards. At that time the wolves had no issues with us getting to the victim" ?
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 06:48:23 PM
knbber2: How about, "I grabbed a couple of firearms and started shooting the killing bastards. At that time the wolves had no issues with us getting to the victim" ?

Or... machetes, pieces of pipe, a 2x4?
 
Dallymo [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 06:56:14 PM
She was delicious.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 08:12:20 PM
-burp-
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 08:44:33 PM
The wolves get the runs?
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 09:05:00 PM
It boggles the mind that they didn't have some feeding method set up that didn't involve being inside the enclosure with the animals. Or if they did, it wasn't being strictly enforced.
 
calbert [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 09:05:14 PM
static.guim.co.uk

/glad to hear that they're not going to put the animals down due to human ignorance.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 09:06:52 PM
"Tastes like chick"
 
mamoru [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 09:17:19 PM
From TFA: He said the animals would not be put down.

Good. It's nice, for once, to see that they aren't going to execute the animals for acting like their natural wild selves.
 
Ed Finnerty
2012-06-17 09:24:22 PM
Most of them are okay. It's the one who dresses like a grandmother that you need to watch.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 09:49:39 PM
knbber2: How about, "I grabbed a couple of firearms and started shooting the killing bastards. At that time the wolves had no issues with us getting to the victim" ?

You're not zoo people.
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:03:33 PM
Someone is getting sued

www.cleverdonkey.com

Last seen boarding a flight to Sweden
 
serial_crusher [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:18:50 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one. A woman and 8 wolves walk into an enclosure...
 
King Something
2012-06-17 10:29:44 PM
serial_crusher: Stop me if you've heard this one. A woman and 8 wolves walk into an enclosure...

She fixes the cable?
 
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-06-17 10:30:49 PM
doglover: knbber2: How about, "I grabbed a couple of firearms and started shooting the killing bastards. At that time the wolves had no issues with us getting to the victim" ?

You're not zoo people.

Yep, leans more to the "smarter than wolves" person.
 
SwiftFox
2012-06-17 10:31:10 PM
The zoo's probably proud of the way the wolves were raised with minimal human contact and the resulting lack of socialization.
 
wxboy [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:32:46 PM
Dallymo: She was delicious.

Submitted this story with a related headline. Senselessly.
 
Ambitwistor
2012-06-17 10:33:20 PM
The wolves must have been on bath salts.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:34:28 PM
Ambitwistor: The wolves must have been on bath salts.

This is getting serious, people!
 
moocifer
2012-06-17 10:35:56 PM
"A WOMAN zookeeper was mauled to death by a pack of wolves yesterday as she fed them in their enclosure"


Mission accomplished.
 
angry_redhead
2012-06-17 10:39:12 PM
You'd think after the first time they actually would've reconsidered someone going into the enclosure, especially alone.

FTFA: He said yesterday: "We have to stop interacting so closely with wolves. It is wrong, the risk is too great. We must recognise they are dangerous animals."


Morans
 
wellreadneck
2012-06-17 10:39:51 PM
Wolves raised by woman,
woman razed by wolves.
 
fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:40:34 PM
Bathia_Mapes: It boggles the mind that they didn't have some feeding method set up that didn't involve being inside the enclosure with the animals. Or if they did, it wasn't being strictly enforced.

This. If only there were some way to feed them from outside the fence.
 
DubyaHater
2012-06-17 10:41:34 PM
serial_crusher: Stop me if you've heard this one. A woman and 8 wolves walk into an enclosure...

If it was my ex-girlfriend, she probably farked all of them
 
BlippityBleep
2012-06-17 10:41:49 PM
should have brought more steak.
 
Adalius [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:44:00 PM
A møøse once bit my sister...
 
Oznog
2012-06-17 10:44:18 PM
seemslegit.com
 
theflatline [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:45:03 PM
I would think the clincher is the jackass saying "we have to realize they are dangerous animals". and why in the hell was a 15 year old girl left to wonder around in the wolf cage earlier this year.

farking swedes.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-06-17 10:48:37 PM
This woman was a professional. This could happen to any one of us, no matter our training and preparation.

Scary.
 
timswar
2012-06-17 10:50:45 PM
SwiftFox: The zoo's probably proud of the way the wolves were raised with minimal human contact and the resulting lack of socialization.

The opposite's probably true. These wolves have probably been around to many humans and lost the normal "don't attack things bigger than you" impulse.

But even still, walking into an enclosure with eight wolves is always a risk. I love wolves, but I wouldn't ever knowingly walk into a pack's den. Feed'm with a pulley and tranq them if its vet time. Otherwise leave them alone.
 
SandMann
2012-06-17 10:51:27 PM
"We have to stop interacting so closely with wolves. It is wrong, the risk is too great. We must recognise they are dangerous animals."
Ya think?
 
Wyalt Derp [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:52:08 PM
knbber2: Jan Tengeborg, who organised the attempt to recover the body, said: "We couldn't get into the enclosure because the wolves clearly did not want us in there."

"One does not simply walk into a wolf pack."
 
butt-nuggets
2012-06-17 10:53:16 PM
BlippityBleep: should have brought more steak.

and a baseball bat, sledge hammer, machete.... and a couple of tasers
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 10:56:04 PM
She died doing what she loved--feeding the wolves.
 
kareninsf
2012-06-17 10:56:09 PM
Needs "sad" headline. What a horrible way to die-
We don't know what happened-perhaps there were rules in place but zoo didn't follow them and she feared losing hee job-I've had a few jobs that ignored safety and when I brought it up they threatens to fire me
 
Devolving_Spud
2012-06-17 10:57:12 PM
Mørans.
 
chewielouie
2012-06-17 10:57:52 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
SwiftFox
2012-06-17 10:58:35 PM
timswar: SwiftFox: The zoo's probably proud of the way the wolves were raised with minimal human contact and the resulting lack of socialization.

The opposite's probably true. These wolves have probably been around to many humans and lost the normal "don't attack things bigger than you" impulse.

But even still, walking into an enclosure with eight wolves is always a risk. I love wolves, but I wouldn't ever knowingly walk into a pack's den. Feed'm with a pulley and tranq them if its vet time. Otherwise leave them alone.

Put wolves in a zoo display, that's going to happen anyway. Put 8 rottweilers in a zoo pen and they'd go go nasty on you too, better they were trained somewhat.
 
davynelson
2012-06-17 11:00:56 PM
she's an idiot

and there was definitely no need for her to feed them
up close n personal.

probably felt like she had a special bond with animals
got cocky.

dumbass.

nice way to die though, eh toots?
 
MAYORBOB
2012-06-17 11:01:29 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: This woman was a professional. This could happen to any one of us, no matter our training and preparation.

Scary.

Scary indeed. Scarier still is a "professional" who would enter the enclosure of a pack of hungry carnivores to feed them. Scarier yet is the decision of the zoo not to destroy any of the wolves which have now tasted human flesh and has learned humans make great food. You know, just on the highly unlikely chance that one or more of these animals might get out of captivity. Of course, the zoo surely has a foolproof security program, right?
 
ScreamingHangover
2012-06-17 11:03:41 PM
static.tvfanatic.com


So what did you expect?

/Farkin' Starks.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 11:05:59 PM
This chick could have pulled it off...

img16.imageshack.us
 
BronyMedic
2012-06-17 11:06:19 PM
Seriously? No Gerald Ford eaten by Wolves jokes?

/delicious...
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 11:06:27 PM
angry_redhead: You'd think after the first time they actually would've reconsidered someone going into the enclosure, especially alone.

Sometimes you have to go into the enclosure to get the poops.

In America, carnivores are shuttled around in into rear chambers while work is done on their enclosure. They're also double fenced, so that even if you ARE feeding them by directly pushing the bowl, they still can't take swipes at you.
 
rudemix
2012-06-17 11:07:04 PM
It's always weird when animals that evolved to kill things kill things.
 
KrispyKritter [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 11:07:06 PM
RIP zoo lady. still i respect the Swedes for not killing the lot. here stateside they'd be fark yeah! teach thm woolves a lesson! morans who missed the lesson of moby dick.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 11:07:24 PM
BronyMedic: No Gerald Ford eaten by Wolves jokes?

wat?
 
Red Shirt Blues [TotalFark]
2012-06-17 11:08:48 PM
www.doobybrain.com
 
jmr61
2012-06-17 11:09:42 PM
I missed the part where someone held a gun to her head and made her go in there.

She chose poorly.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-06-17 11:11:25 PM
doglover: BronyMedic: No Gerald Ford eaten by Wolves jokes?

wat?

It's true. Beloved President Gerald Ford was mauled to death by wolves.
 
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