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(Asbury Park Press)   17 court employees sickened by bioterror attack. And by bioterror attack I mean "fresh-cut flowers"   (app.com) divider line 35
    More: Strange, Asbury Park, Monmouth County Courthouse  
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2012-06-17 06:25:23 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-17 06:27:39 PM
This is Jersey, if its not noxious chemical fumes then their bodies simply aren't accustomed to it.
 
2012-06-17 06:28:24 PM
Christ, another `pay to read us' tab is on this newspaper too? Same exact thing as other sites I've seen.

Is this some new `webring' style subscription service starting to be implemented everywhere? I've really started noticing it within the past couple weeks. Second Fark link in a few hours I've seen it on.
 
2012-06-17 06:28:57 PM
And by "fresh-cut flowers" I mean a ragweed attack the likes of which will make you sneeze your bones out.
 
2012-06-17 06:30:32 PM
Bio, yes
Terror, no.
Allergies...yikes.
 
2012-06-17 06:33:18 PM
Will bring Oleander the next time I'm called for jury duty.
 
2012-06-17 06:36:14 PM
For Christ's sake, now I can't take my prize-winning Rafflesia on the plane?
 
2012-06-17 06:39:25 PM
Don't eat the oleander!
 
2012-06-17 06:40:00 PM

david_gaithersburg: This is Jersey, if its not noxious chemical fumes then their bodies simply aren't accustomed to it.


your ignorance follows you everywhere you go
 
2012-06-17 06:40:46 PM
An employee brought a fresh-cut, vine-like flower into the office and it was been draped around a couple of cubicles in that area of the courthouse, Mike Oppegaard, emergency medical director for Monmouth County, said

Well, if these flowers were was been draped, then I can see where there might have been a problem.

If they had been has been then was draped, everything would have been fine.
 
2012-06-17 06:40:58 PM
Could be worse. Could have been burnt popcorn.
 
2012-06-17 06:43:40 PM

KrispyKritter: david_gaithersburg: This is Jersey, if its not noxious chemical fumes then their bodies simply aren't accustomed to it.

your ignorance follows you everywhere you go


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Man, I must have really offended you with some serious facts for you to be stalking and trolling me. It makes me happy to know you are so angry.
 
2012-06-17 06:43:43 PM
I guess M Night Shyamalan wasn't so far off after all.
 
2012-06-17 06:45:30 PM

Gyrfalcon: Don't eat the oleander!


Soon there going to be in bloom up in Annendale...
 
2012-06-17 06:46:29 PM
Second only to the perfume worn by fat old ladies in Mexican restaurants.
 
2012-06-17 06:47:04 PM
An employee brought a fresh-cut, vine-like flower into the office and it was been draped around...

And it was been.
 
2012-06-17 06:47:24 PM

Grables'Daughter: An employee brought a fresh-cut, vine-like flower into the office and it was been draped around a couple of cubicles in that area of the courthouse, Mike Oppegaard, emergency medical director for Monmouth County, said

Well, if these flowers were was been draped, then I can see where there might have been a problem.

If they had been has been then was draped, everything would have been fine.


Came for this. Satisfied.
 
2012-06-17 06:48:24 PM
KrispyKritter: your ignorance follows you everywhere you go

When I went to National Fire Academy, I had a layover in JFK.
Stepping off the plane, I smelled the most horrid smell I could have ever fathomed. I asked one of the cops there if a sewer line had burst or something, and he replied:

No. Just the wind outta New Jersey.
 
2012-06-17 06:51:52 PM

BronyMedic: KrispyKritter: your ignorance follows you everywhere you go

When I went to National Fire Academy, I had a layover in JFK.
Stepping off the plane, I smelled the most horrid smell I could have ever fathomed. I asked one of the cops there if a sewer line had burst or something, and he replied:

No. Just the wind outta New Jersey.


FTA:
"...and individuals should shower with soap and water, Kirkpatrick said."

Only in Jersey would it be necessary to instruct employees how to properly bathe.
 
2012-06-17 06:58:41 PM

farkin_Gary: Second only to the perfume worn by fat old ladies in Mexican restaurants.


It's to cover up the enchilada farts. Trust me, the perfume is the lesser of two evils.
 
2012-06-17 07:22:32 PM

RogermcAllen: BronyMedic: KrispyKritter: your ignorance follows you everywhere you go

When I went to National Fire Academy, I had a layover in JFK.
Stepping off the plane, I smelled the most horrid smell I could have ever fathomed. I asked one of the cops there if a sewer line had burst or something, and he replied:

No. Just the wind outta New Jersey.

FTA:
"...and individuals should shower with soap and water, Kirkpatrick said."

Only in Jersey would it be necessary to instruct employees how to properly bathe.


Signs hang next to the traffic lights in NYC that read simply 'Wait For Light'.
 
2012-06-17 07:30:19 PM
individuals should shower with soap and water

Shower with water?? LUXURY!!!


thetrenchcoat: Could be worse. Could have been burnt popcorn.


Heh. One place I worked had the fire department called and evacuated the building because someone left their popcorn in the microwave too long. Was a nice day for it.
 
2012-06-17 07:42:32 PM

david_gaithersburg: KrispyKritter: david_gaithersburg: This is Jersey, if its not noxious chemical fumes then their bodies simply aren't accustomed to it.

your ignorance follows you everywhere you go

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Man, I must have really offended you with some serious facts for you to be stalking and trolling me. It makes me happy to know you are so angry.


You must be doin' somethin' right. :)

Congradulations!

Troll carryover from previous thread. 12/10
 
2012-06-17 08:27:26 PM
Basil Fawlty: Polly, what's that smell?
Polly: Flowers, I just got them from the garden.
Basil Fawlty: Well, what are you stinking the place up with those for? What's happened to the plastic ones?
Polly: Being ironed.
 
2012-06-17 08:36:27 PM
www.yidio.com
 
2012-06-17 08:47:29 PM

Momos: Basil Fawlty: Polly, what's that smell?
Polly: Flowers, I just got them from the garden.
Basil Fawlty: Well, what are you stinking the place up with those for? What's happened to the plastic ones?
Polly: Being ironed.


Why, oh why, did I think I could come late to the party and post this?

/I mean, this is Fark ...right?
 
2012-06-17 08:54:19 PM
I think I'll stick to just bringing my collection of scorpions into work.
 
2012-06-17 08:55:12 PM
My wife works in that court. She says the flower story is a coverup and that the real reason is construction being done on the other side of the building. Got to love NJ.
 
2012-06-17 09:26:05 PM
My mom was highly allergic to lillies. She couldn't set foot in a church during Easter season, and funerals often did her in.
 
2012-06-17 10:17:58 PM

tarheel07: [www.yidio.com image 633x356]


Nothing is obscure here.
 
2012-06-17 11:06:36 PM
Who the fark brings oleander into an office building?
 
2012-06-17 11:26:40 PM
Wallace Ritchie : "I want fresh flowers at the end of each performance..."

C.I.A. Man #1 : "All right, all right.... just as long as you produce the hits... "


Now we know what he gets brought when he fails and gets sent back to Des Moines...
 
2012-06-18 08:55:35 AM

fusillade762: individuals should shower with soap and water

Shower with water?? LUXURY!!!


thetrenchcoat: Could be worse. Could have been burnt popcorn.

Heh. One place I worked had the fire department called and evacuated the building because someone left their popcorn in the microwave too long. Was a nice day for it.


I'll go you one better: Shrimp and Calimari Fettucini cooked way too long in the microwave...
I thought I knew disgusting, but I was wrong.
 
2012-06-18 11:27:28 AM
Anything to take a day off with pay.
 
2012-06-18 04:04:10 PM
You mean a...

BIOHAZARD
projectumbrella.net
 
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