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(The Braiser)   CBS reacts to abrasive Bourdain and voluptuous Nigella getting their own food competition show on ABC, is developing their own food talk show starring abrasive Flay and voluptuous Giada   (thebraiser.com) divider line 74
    More: Amusing, Bobby Flay, Nigella Lawson, De Laurentiis, Talk Show In The Works, CBS, Giada, Anthony Bourdain, talk shows  
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2012-06-17 02:18:16 PM  
Can someone translate this headline into English, please?
 
2012-06-17 02:54:56 PM  
i266.photobucket.com
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.
 
2012-06-17 02:58:17 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
Hot.
 
2012-06-17 02:59:48 PM  

olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.


Seriously? I found her completely annoying. On every farking level. Her, and all of her "zany cast of characters". She was all the annoying parts of Alton Brown without the science or food geekery, and a truly annoying hostess with absolutely zero skills.
 
2012-06-17 03:03:17 PM  

olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.


You're kidding, right?
 
2012-06-17 03:05:19 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.

Seriously? I found her completely annoying. On every farking level. Her, and all of her "zany cast of characters". She was all the annoying parts of Alton Brown without the science or food geekery, and a truly annoying hostess with absolutely zero skills.


carnifex2005: olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.

You're kidding, right?


These.

Laura Calder > Nigella > Giada.
 
2012-06-17 03:07:46 PM  
If there was any person that deserves to be heckled it's him.
I FARKED your wife Bobby Flay!!!!
 
2012-06-17 03:13:20 PM  
Sorta like how sometimes there will be three or four similar movies over the course of a year or two.

Asteroid / Deep Impact are the prime example I'm thinking of. Although I'm thinking the movie production companies have gotten better about avoiding duplicate projects.

Now all the duplicates are on TV networks.
 
2012-06-17 03:14:04 PM  
Bobby Flay isn't abrasive.

He's just a douchebag.
 
2012-06-17 03:21:15 PM  

Glenford: Benevolent Misanthrope: olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.

Seriously? I found her completely annoying. On every farking level. Her, and all of her "zany cast of characters". She was all the annoying parts of Alton Brown without the science or food geekery, and a truly annoying hostess with absolutely zero skills.

carnifex2005: olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.

You're kidding, right?

These.

Laura Calder > Nigella > Giada.


Imma let you finish but Marcela Valladolid is the hottest celebrity chef of all time. Of ALL time.
 
2012-06-17 03:21:52 PM  
NBC will go for the odd couple approach - Say Gordon Ramsay & Paula Deen
 
2012-06-17 03:28:08 PM  

StrikitRich: NBC will go for the odd couple approach - Say Gordon Ramsay & Paula Deen


This I would watch.
 
2012-06-17 03:48:45 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.

Seriously? I found her completely annoying. On every farking level. Her, and all of her "zany cast of characters". She was all the annoying parts of Alton Brown without the science or food geekery, and a truly annoying hostess with absolutely zero skills.


WTF does Food Network Canada have on it?
 
2012-06-17 03:55:36 PM  
If anyone deserves one of these shows it's Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time
 
2012-06-17 04:00:06 PM  

supageil: StrikitRich: NBC will go for the odd couple approach - Say Gordon Ramsay & Paula Deen

This I would watch.


Masterchef is way ahead of you. They're hauling in Deen as a special guest to indoctrinate home cooks who don't know any better.
 
2012-06-17 04:04:57 PM  
i20.photobucket.com

There's a NSF(FCC) version of this, but this'll do
 
2012-06-17 04:08:34 PM  

Gosling: supageil: StrikitRich: NBC will go for the odd couple approach - Say Gordon Ramsay & Paula Deen

This I would watch.

Masterchef is way ahead of you. They're hauling in Deen as a special guest to indoctrinate home cooks who don't know any better.


Still doesn't have the flair of a flaming ass like Ramsay going ballistic on Deen's Southern cooking
 
2012-06-17 04:12:04 PM  
I could go on a rant about Bobby Flay, but I can't put it any better than one of the actual Iron Chefs.

"Bobby Flay is not a chef."
-Masaharu Morimoto
 
2012-06-17 04:12:12 PM  
I find the Bobby Flay Hate a bit odd, really. There certainly a whole lot more annoying folks on tv, he just doesn't running me the wrong way like he apparently does others.
 
2012-06-17 04:28:18 PM  
"Bobby Flay is not a chef."
-Masaharu Morimoto


El Correcto. Bobby can grill - that's about it. And, he is a second class douche bag. I'd tune in as Giada is going to show some titty somewhere down the line.
 
2012-06-17 04:30:48 PM  
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2012-06-17 04:43:32 PM  

Asa Phelps: Bobby Flay isn't abrasive.

He's just a douchebag.


DrippinBalls: "Bobby Flay is not a chef."
-Masaharu Morimoto

El Correcto. Bobby can grill - that's about it. And, he is a second class douche bag. I'd tune in as Giada is going to show some titty somewhere down the line.


QFT. Honestly, someone needs to take Bobby Flay off the air, put him back in a kitchen, tell him to shut the fark up and get back to making actual food.
 
2012-06-17 04:56:26 PM  
This sounds like the old SNL ad: Network Battle of the "T"s and "A"s. Giada and Nigella provide the "T"s...Bobby Flay is the "A".
 
2012-06-17 04:59:17 PM  

supageil: StrikitRich: NBC will go for the odd couple approach - Say Gordon Ramsay & Paula Deen

This I would watch.


Just to see Ramsey call Deen a "Farking Donkey" on each episode.
 
2012-06-17 05:03:28 PM  

olddeegee: Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.


My favorite thing about that show is how the shapes her mouth makes doesn't match with the sounds that come out of it.

It's like she's dubbing herself.
 
2012-06-17 05:09:57 PM  
Wait, whats this about Nigella and Giada oil wrestling?
I am juts coming to from a nap, so my comprehension might not be all there.
 
2012-06-17 05:11:29 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-17 05:15:54 PM  
Nadia G is awesome. I love how she's silly, doesn't take making food so farking seriously like the Food Network stiffs. She pokes fun at herself constantly. Love her.
 
2012-06-17 05:20:02 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x493]


See "Fallacy of Misleading Vividness", or "Fallacy of Selective Attention".
 
2012-06-17 05:28:38 PM  
"Anthony Bourdain taught me how to be a better asshole."

Bourdain ftw
 
2012-06-17 05:46:42 PM  
Bobby Flay reminds me of a douchebag that i worked for. I do love some of the stuff he makes. A lot of it seems less pretentious, and I'm a simple guy.

/i still love Emeril.
//bam.
 
2012-06-17 05:48:17 PM  
Little Bobbie Fay isn't abrasive. He is a complete asshole and his arrogance doesn't do well beyond competition type shows.
 
2012-06-17 05:59:05 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x493]


Ms McKeith clearly spends a lot of time in the sun. We've seen photo's of Ms Lawson at the beach and the extremes to which she will go to avoid the sun whilst there.
 
2012-06-17 06:12:41 PM  

olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.


Just looking at that advert makes me think she's a self important shiatbag who thinks she's hilarious far above and beyond her actual comedic value, probably propped up by her friends and inside jokes and tits.

It screams at me in giant 'hell letters' to stay the fark away from that show. Seriously? This is what we've come to? 'Alternative rock' for the kitchen? Oh, but wait, she's wearing an outfit and made up like a 50's housewife. Does that make her a hipster?

Won't bother with the obviously 'zany' cast members hitting all the stereotypes in a paint by the numbers eschelon.
 
2012-06-17 06:19:45 PM  
i want to be the meat in a Giada / Rachael Ray sammich
 
2012-06-17 06:27:58 PM  

StrikitRich: NBC will go for the odd couple approach - Say Gordon Ramsay Jaime Oliver & Paula Deen


FTFY
 
2012-06-17 06:44:33 PM  

olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.


Why is she throwing up the "I Love You" sign? One would think she'd toss up the horns, given the schtick of her show.

Farking HOT, but that fake guido accent is grating in the extreme. Still, her show is very entertaining in its self-aware sarcasm, as is Baron Ambrosia. Cooking Show Camp is turning out to be better than the straight-faced garbage and reality-tv FoodTV is full with today.

/it's camp, people
//stop taking this shiat so seriously
///just look at the pretty lady and laugh at her antics
 
2012-06-17 06:48:55 PM  
CSB:
Saw Flay dancing in a club in Memphis. He dances with the white-man overbite. Made me laugh.
 
2012-06-17 06:55:38 PM  

StopLurkListen: [i20.photobucket.com image 440x330]

There's a NSF(FCC) version of this, but this'll do


GAH! She's like a Cenobite.

api.ning.com


wildcardjack: Asteroid / Deep Impact are the prime example I'm thinking of.


See also: The Abyss/Leviathan/Deep Star Six.
 
2012-06-17 07:05:55 PM  
Giada would have to do pron on the show before I'll watch that DB Flay.
 
2012-06-17 07:31:30 PM  

Glenford: Laura Calder


Yup. Hottest chef on TV.
 
2012-06-17 07:40:09 PM  

KrispyKritter: i want to be the meat in a Giada / Rachael Ray Nigella/Laura/anybody else sammich


Dude, be careful. biatch hears the word sammich, and you will leave missing large chunks of your flesh.

/unless that's what you're into
 
2012-06-17 07:46:17 PM  
i really don't like that Giada woman. something about her facial expressions when she speaks. it's like her lips are made of tight elastic.
 
2012-06-17 08:03:14 PM  
I like Giada, but Nigella > Giada
 
2012-06-17 08:13:06 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: olddeegee: [i266.photobucket.com image 616x821]
Call me when they put Nadia G on primetime TV. If you haven't seen her, you're life is incomplete.

Seriously? I found her completely annoying. On every farking level. Her, and all of her "zany cast of characters". She was all the annoying parts of Alton Brown without the science or food geekery, and a truly annoying hostess with absolutely zero skills.


Yeah pretty much sums it up
 
2012-06-17 08:32:18 PM  
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2012-06-17 08:48:38 PM  
There ain't no TV screen big enough for Giada's unholy planetoid of a noggin.
 
2012-06-17 08:58:40 PM  

nburghmatt: i really don't like that Giada woman. something about her facial expressions when she speaks. it's like her lips are made of tight elastic.


Implying that they'd tightly wrap around things...
 
2012-06-17 09:21:00 PM  

cman: Can someone translate this headline into English, please?


There's going to be a tit war of epic proportions.

i49.tinypic.com

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-17 11:12:18 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x493]


makeup light and clothing
 
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