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(Sun Sentinel)   Rapid rise in baby boomer drug addicts reported. So, where's that "Just Say No" crap at now, grandpa?   ( divider line
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2012-06-17 09:23:27 AM  
4 votes:
Thankfully it's much harder to chew off a face while on bath salts when you don't have any teeth.
2012-06-17 10:02:51 AM  
3 votes:

ShamWowofDamocles: Boudica's War Tampon: I shoot only the finest western slope Himalayan heroin that has been ingested then evacuated through the supple bowels of young, free-range, female snow leopards. Of course my needle is cold-drawn pure gold attached to a 23% hand-cut lead crystal.

I admire your sense of style and tradition. That said, if you ever want to go green with your heroin syringes, might I suggest a flint glass that uses titanium dioxide rather than lead?

Mainlining For Christ,


YMMV but I find flint glass does not ring with the same pure tonal harmonies like leaded crystal does when I tap out the air bubble previous to injection. Plus I feel the crystalline structures of flint glass are microscopically too rough and induce oxygenation into my heroin.
2012-06-17 09:59:05 AM  
2 votes:
So, where's that "Just Say No" crap at now, grandpa?

Idiots everywhere,

Please stop doing this. Please stop beginning a question or phrase with "Where...." and then ending same said phrase with "" It's redundant, it's a poor construction, and it makes you sound functionally retarded.

People who are better than you.
2012-06-17 09:25:12 AM  
2 votes:
I shoot only the finest western slope Himalayan heroin that has been ingested then evacuated through the supple bowels of young, free-range, female snow leopards. Of course my needle is cold-drawn pure gold attached to a 23% hand-cut lead crystal.
2012-06-17 03:19:51 PM  
1 vote:
Those stupid PSA's never worked anyway.
2012-06-17 03:00:30 PM  
1 vote:
I was at a friends cottage and I had a bit of a headache. My friends mother offered me a vicodin and told me to "Stay ahead of the pain." .
2012-06-17 11:54:16 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-17 10:58:46 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Happy Father's Day, ya whiny little biatches

Thankyou! Now where the hell is my ribeye,Shiner,and bong?
You know I don't like waiting!
2012-06-17 10:24:03 AM  
1 vote:

jso2897: ghare: The biggest mistake boomers made was having gen-x-y-z lazy losers as children.

Oh, horseshiat. The young are exactly the same as we were when we were young - namely, young. Youth is what it is - it has it's strengths and weaknesses, and it's part of the human condition. Deal with it

As soon as they decide to realize that they aren't perfect and start taking a little responsibility for their massive failures instead of whining about boomers, I will. ESPECIALLY if they'll start voting. Hopefully they learned in 2010 that elections occur every 2 years, not just every 4.

/whiny self-centered little gits.
2012-06-17 09:59:48 AM  
1 vote:

Mugato: MAYORBOB: The creator of the "Just Say No" bullshiat was Nancy Reagan, a member of the "Greatest Generation". But don't let the facts get in the way of a good headline, subby.

She was their mouthpiece. They did elect Reagan afterall.

She was Frank Sinatra's mouthpiece, if all the rumors are true.
2012-06-17 09:50:55 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Well, the pendulum has swung back the other way.

...I doubt they'll ever vote for legalization of any kind, though. Bastards.

THIS. Farking hypocrisy is the only constant with this group.

ABSTINENCE IS THE ONLY EFFECTIVE BIRTH CONTROL (or sex with boys from the Dominican Republic)
JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS (but my Xanax and OxyContin are A-OK)
LOWER TAXES TO SPUR GROWTH (my profligate welfare in the form of mortgage deductions and capital gains is all good though)
NO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION OR UNIONS (corporations sticking it to the working class to keep my capital gains up, well that's different)
2012-06-17 09:44:30 AM  
1 vote:

Fark U: What are moral values?

"Christianity goes beyond all other religions in that it is more than just a system of do's and don'ts; it is a relationship with the living God through His Son, Jesus Christ"

What a crock
2012-06-17 09:43:16 AM  
1 vote:
At that age, I say go for it gramps!

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He gets it.
2012-06-17 09:40:02 AM  
1 vote:
My drugs are morally superior to your drugs because I can buy them in a store!
2012-06-17 09:33:52 AM  
1 vote:
So it's this thread again?

/ collectively speaking, I'm not real fond of the Baby Boomers
// I'll get my popcorn.....
2012-06-17 09:27:52 AM  
1 vote:
Shrieking out Russian submarine codes in his bed, frothing and dying from Alzheimers, while his wife Nancy fellates the corpse of Frank Sinatra. Why do you ask?
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