FARK.com: (7167143) The Daniel Bryan/CM Punk feud has been ruined by including an old guy and a worthless piece of flesh, Senile Vince is showing up in Cena's corner, and Triple H will be there to make sure it's all about him at WWE No Way Out, 8 PM on PPV

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		The Daniel Bryan/CM Punk feud has been ruined by including an old guy and a worthless piece of flesh, Senile Vince is showing up in Cena's corner, and Triple H will be there to make sure it's all about him at WWE No Way Out, 8 PM on PPV (bleacherreport.com)		1851
		More: Sad, Daniel Bryan, Senile Vince, WWE No Way Out, Triple H, John Cena, CM Punk, PPV, John Laurinaitis

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robsul82		2012-06-17 07:54:22 PM

I'm SO looking forward to another tearful BUT DAMN IT I LOVE THIS BUSINESS farewell speech from Cena. You know, if they don't go with the "the board of directors was sick of Johnny Ace, but forget that, they're gonna bring him back!" thing.

verbaltoxin		2012-06-17 07:54:42 PM

Santino strips Ric Rod
Layla rolls up Beth
Ryback gets more meat
Tag team things happen
Christian over Rhodes
Punk over Kane and Daniel
And then I'll pay full attention to the rest of True Blood

P-Money All $tar		2012-06-17 07:54:44 PM

Fisty Bum: Owangotang: I'm just gonna leave this here.

Get ready for your new champ, 3 foot penis!

It's a fake tweet.
There's a website called LEMMETWEETTHATFORYA or something..
You can send fake tweets from celebrities.

Fisty Bum		2012-06-17 07:55:36 PM

P-Money All $tar: Fisty Bum: Owangotang: I'm just gonna leave this here.

Get ready for your new champ, 3 foot penis!

It's a fake tweet.
There's a website called LEMMETWEETTHATFORYA or something..
You can send fake tweets from celebrities.

That's slightly reassuring. Though, I wouldn't put it past Vince to put the belt on Kane.

tbaughm		2012-06-17 07:55:38 PM

Morrius: So, what are folks' predictions for tonight?

Not watching, since I ain't giving Vince my cash for this crapola and my computer doesn't need any more malware from firstrow or whatever it's called these days.

Ricardo over Marella
Layla over Beth via some sort of shenaniganry (AJ/Kharma?)
Ryback over sanity
Peeps over Coby
Bryan forces Kane to submit
Random Damien Sandow sighting
Vince does something stupid, Cena's gone a week, but then returns.

Owangotang		2012-06-17 07:55:47 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Owangotang: I'm just gonna leave this here.

It wasn't him. Some jerkoff from WrestleZone made it up, including Photoshopping "screencaps."

Good, I was wondering what made Punk go full retard like that. He lit up Kurt Angle for hacked tweets about a year ago.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-06-17 07:56:15 PM

Santino
Layla
Christian
Sheamus
Kane
Cena

silgryphon		2012-06-17 07:56:58 PM

Hey Zoidberg

Futurama is all new this week

eddievercetti		2012-06-17 07:57:04 PM

Oh great, Cena's job is on the line. Haven't seen that before. Fark this, I'm watching Regular Show 1st.

Smiths		2012-06-17 07:57:51 PM

Blues Drive Monster: [i.imgur.com image 271x403]

i like aj

nathanjr		2012-06-17 07:58:05 PM

Santino
Beth Phoenix
Christian
Sheamus
Daniel Bryan
Cena

Dougie AXP		2012-06-17 07:58:34 PM

OH HERE WE GO!

styckx		2012-06-17 07:58:48 PM

w00t. White Knight?? WTF

P-Money All $tar		2012-06-17 07:58:58 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: Owangotang: I'm just gonna leave this here.

CM Punk has had a good, long reign. I wouldn't hate it if Daniel Bryan won the title

CM PUNK JUST TWEETED ME!!!!

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-06-17 07:59:19 PM

silgryphon: Hey Zoidberg

Futurama is all new this week

Hooray!

KellyKellyKelly		2012-06-17 07:59:26 PM

eddievercetti: Oh great, Cena's job is on the line. Haven't seen that before. Fark this, I'm watching Regular Show 1st.

But the firing just might stick _{for a month}!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-06-17 07:59:28 PM

Santino Marella vs Ricardo Rodriguez in a Tuxedo Match:
Layla vs Beth Phoenix: Who cares?
Christian vs Cody Rhodes for the WWE Intercontinental Championship:
Sheamus vs Dolph Ziggler for the World Heavyweight Championship:
CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan vs Kane for the WWE Championship: Daniel Bryan
John Cena vs The Big Show:

styckx		2012-06-17 07:59:42 PM

ThatGuyGreg		2012-06-17 07:59:54 PM

Ok, it's totally weirding me out hearing the redheaded wilding from GoT pushing Nature Valley granola bars on this UK PPV feed.

Dougie AXP		2012-06-17 07:59:59 PM

QEuro and Stumblecat, what are you coming to Philly for?

FinFangFark		2012-06-17 08:00:13 PM

I can haz recap????

WHAT'S UP fWc!?!?!??!!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-06-17 08:00:26 PM

P-Money All $tar: Dr J Zoidberg: Owangotang: I'm just gonna leave this here.

CM Punk has had a good, long reign. I wouldn't hate it if Daniel Bryan won the title

CM PUNK JUST TWEETED ME!!!!

would be better if the page didn't have the "click here to make a fake tweet" link

Smiths		2012-06-17 08:00:29 PM

strobe lighting blah blah or something

Owangotang		2012-06-17 08:00:29 PM

Santino; come on, you really think they will start giving RR wins? On a PPV?

Layla; but then KHARMA reappears and lays her out.

Ryback; already old

Cody wins the IC belt back yet again

Punk wins when Bryan demolishes Kane for actually hitting AJ, revealing he DOES care all along (f*cking soap opera writers)

Ziggler, because dammit f*ck the Ginger Abortion.

Cena; overcoming so many odds! A real insipration.

Captain Steroid		2012-06-17 08:00:31 PM

Santino Marella vs Ricardo Rodriguez in a Tuxedo Match: Santino, but... WHY? Just... WHY?!
Layla vs Beth Phoenix: Jergens.
Christian vs Cody Rhodes for the WWE Intercontinental Championship: CHRISTIAAAN!
Sheamus vs Dolph Ziggler for the World Heavyweight Championship: Irish HHH
CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan vs Kane for the WWE Championship: Kane... ;_;
John Cena vs The Big Show: Cena... *sob*

nyrkah1		2012-06-17 08:00:39 PM

I'm here but I'm not really here.

/sorta watching thread
//not watching PPV

robsul82		2012-06-17 08:00:42 PM

THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

silgryphon		2012-06-17 08:00:50 PM

Lets get this shiat started. Cause that's what it's gonna be. shiat

slamjack		2012-06-17 08:00:58 PM

Eugh. I would say that combination of letters sums up what I am expecting tonight.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-06-17 08:01:25 PM

P-Money All $tar: Dr J Zoidberg: Owangotang: I'm just gonna leave this here.

CM Punk has had a good, long reign. I wouldn't hate it if Daniel Bryan won the title

CM PUNK JUST TWEETED ME!!!!

I didn't know about that site, but if CM Punk is going to tweet at anyone
http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1325839035922772608.jpg

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-06-17 08:01:32 PM

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

LET'S GO RASSLIN, BOYS!

styckx		2012-06-17 08:01:37 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: P-Money All $tar: Dr J Zoidberg: Owangotang: I'm just gonna leave this here.

CM Punk has had a good, long reign. I wouldn't hate it if Daniel Bryan won the title

CM PUNK JUST TWEETED ME!!!!

would be better if the page didn't have the "click here to make a fake tweet" link

goddammitsomuch

Dougie AXP		2012-06-17 08:01:39 PM

nyrkah1: I'm here but I'm not really here.

/sorta watching thread
//not watching PPV

because of that, if you win the gredunza, you are legally obligated to forfeit it to Dougie via the finger poke of doom

dellsworth1007		2012-06-17 08:01:43 PM

hobblekitty: 2wolves: I wonder what the Vegas line is for tonight's entertainment?

You make such a pointed effort to troll these threads that I think at this point you should be made an honorary member of the fWc. Congrats and welcome!

/chairshot

A plain ole chair shot seems so lame for welcoming a newbie...I am thinking...

/CON CHAIR TO

silgryphon		2012-06-17 08:01:54 PM

Hey a video package to start off

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-06-17 08:02:10 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: P-Money All $tar: Dr J Zoidberg: Owangotang: I'm just gonna leave this here.

CM Punk has had a good, long reign. I wouldn't hate it if Daniel Bryan won the title

CM PUNK JUST TWEETED ME!!!!

I didn't know about that site, but if CM Punk is going to tweet at anyone
http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1325839035922772608.jpg

Zoidbotch!

strahdd		2012-06-17 08:02:18 PM

This PPV is going to suck.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-06-17 08:02:31 PM

Santino Marella vs Ricardo Rodriguez: Rick Rod
Layla vs Beth Phoenix: The only way to win is not to play (Beth)
Christian vs Cody Rhodes for the WWE Intercontinental Championship: GO
Sheamus vs Dolph Ziggler for the World Heavyweight Championship: Limes
CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan vs Kane for the WWE Championship: YES
John Cena vs The Big Show: Cena :/

Randyman		2012-06-17 08:02:31 PM

LOL, who honestly falls for that shiatt.... :P

Owangotang		2012-06-17 08:02:41 PM

You know why WWE got rid of the big blue cage? It was forgiving. This cage, TONIGHT, is soooo unforgiving!

P-Money All $tar		2012-06-17 08:02:42 PM

Dougie AXP		2012-06-17 08:02:59 PM

LETS GO PUNK...and most importantly, LETS GO MOTHERFARKING ZIGGLES!

Smiths		2012-06-17 08:03:24 PM

robsul82: THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

[i63.photobucket.com image 600x374]

i.imgur.com

ThatGuyGreg		2012-06-17 08:03:28 PM

Meh, they haven't cut the PPV feed from the non-payers yet. Of course there's a promo.

hobblekitty		2012-06-17 08:03:31 PM

Dougie AXP: QEuro and Stumblecat, what are you coming to Philly for?

I have a friend that lives there (actually she lives in some town outside Philly, not sure the name) so we are going for a visit. She comes to visit me in Albany a few times a year and I have never returned the favor, or met her kids. I'm thinking it'll be fun, and I figured since you live in that area we would at least let you know. :-)

Fisty Bum		2012-06-17 08:03:38 PM

Dougie AXP: LETS GO PUNK...and most importantly, LETS GO MOTHERFARKING ZIGGLES!

I will mark out so farking hard if Ziggles wins tonight.

hundreddollarman		2012-06-17 08:03:45 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Reposting this for the benefit of anyone who is here just for the PPV thread:

It's not too late to order the official FWC t-shirt!! We have 11 shirts already requested, so just a few more are needed to make a minimum order amount, and to ensure a decent price per shirt. See below for details!

Shirt will be black, 100% cotton, with a design on front and back.

Front:
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 257x176]

Back:
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 322x400]

Pricing: Depends heavily on the number of shirts ordered, but should not exceed $20 w/shipping (some larger sizes may cost extra though). Any funds left over will be donated to charity.

Interested? Email me (EIP) with a size and quantity needed. Once we tally orders, I'll get a final pricing per shirt from the printers.

Do you have a non-Ultrafark e-mail address? My Gmail is being a punk. My EIP.

CommiePuddin		2012-06-17 08:03:47 PM

Owangotang: You know why WWE got rid of the big blue cage? It was forgiving. This cage, TONIGHT, is soooo unforgiving!

I heard quite the opposite. The only reason the blue cage stayed around is so that Hogan could climb it.

dellsworth1007		2012-06-17 08:03:49 PM

silgryphon: I read that Ryback may wrestle 4 jobbers tonight. 4 guys. 4 is greater than 1 surely they will have a chance

4 locals because the regular roster won't touch him...the man needs lessons in the fine art of sports entertaining

/no I am not entertained, senile Vince!!