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(YouTube)   World's. Longest. Burp   (youtube.com) divider line 37
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2012-06-17 02:08:40 AM  
Meh. Get back to me when he can burp as long as Dudley Dawson (Booger), or his Master, Snotty.
 
2012-06-17 02:19:36 AM  
Perfectly good fart wasted.
 
2012-06-17 02:28:50 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Booger


Thread over!
 
2012-06-17 02:32:52 AM  
Jesus, take it easy. Sounded like he was gonna barf all over the mic around 1:50.
 
2012-06-17 02:41:33 AM  

markie_farkie: Bathia_Mapes: Booger

Thread over!


Though Snotty surpassed him. Kneel before the Master (some NSFW language).
 
2012-06-17 03:03:58 AM  
Aren't we already scraping the bottom of the barrel in the politics tab? Now we're greenlighting burps? What's next?
 
2012-06-17 03:16:26 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't we already scraping the bottom of the barrel in the politics tab? Now we're greenlighting burps? What's next?


Everything on TFD? :-D
 
2012-06-17 03:44:40 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't we already scraping the bottom of the barrel in the politics tab? Now we're greenlighting burps? What's next?


The world's loudest fart,of course.
 
2012-06-17 04:01:32 AM  

Apos: ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't we already scraping the bottom of the barrel in the politics tab? Now we're greenlighting burps? What's next?

The world's loudest fart,of course.


So, basically what Bathia_Mapes said.
 
2012-06-17 04:09:37 AM  
Finally, a challenger arrives...
 
2012-06-17 04:11:56 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Apos: ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't we already scraping the bottom of the barrel in the politics tab? Now we're greenlighting burps? What's next?

The world's loudest fart,of course.

So, basically what Bathia_Mapes said.




*sheepish smile* Yeah. Please excuse the duplication.
 
2012-06-17 04:16:52 AM  

Apos: ecmoRandomNumbers: Apos: ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't we already scraping the bottom of the barrel in the politics tab? Now we're greenlighting burps? What's next?

The world's loudest fart,of course.

So, basically what Bathia_Mapes said.



*sheepish smile* Yeah. Please excuse the duplication.


Meh, it happens. No worries.
 
2012-06-17 08:02:16 AM  
World's longest burp: 18.1 seconds.
Video: 2:58.

Now that's a lot of filler.
 
2012-06-17 08:30:26 AM  
If no one has heard this yet it is possibly the best 15 minutes of audio ever recorded.

The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946

The Battle at Thunderblow blows these burping wankers away.

Streaming and download links on the link above.

"A fart's a fart whether you you raise up on one cheek and sneak or give it a full blast like I do!"
 
2012-06-17 09:14:16 AM  

HamWBone: If no one has heard this yet it is possibly the best 15 minutes of audio ever recorded.

The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946

The Battle at Thunderblow blows these burping wankers away.

Streaming and download links on the link above.

"A fart's a fart whether you you raise up on one cheek and sneak or give it a full blast like I do!"


Great find.
I haven't heard that in 30+ years.
 
2012-06-17 09:17:23 AM  

Ed Becker: Perfectly good fart wasted.


That would be a worthy competition!!

/only way I would enter is if it was held in an elevator tho... seems like my best only come out within the confines of a filled elevator.
 
2012-06-17 09:47:42 AM  

TheMega: Ed Becker: Perfectly good fart wasted.

That would be a worthy competition!!

/only way I would enter is if it was held in an elevator tho... seems like my best only come out within the confines of a filled elevator.


It's the echo.
 
2012-06-17 10:28:24 AM  
Excuse me while I go take shower!
 
2012-06-17 11:03:30 AM  
i232.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2012-06-17 12:01:10 PM  
He's no Eudora Welty.
 
2012-06-17 12:14:35 PM  
Ogre, you asshole....Ogre
 
2012-06-17 12:40:08 PM  
"Did you hear that?"
 
2012-06-17 02:42:48 PM  
Booger meets Snotty Link
 
2012-06-17 02:51:17 PM  
Oops, sorry. img1.fark.net is my not seeing this covered already earlier in the thread.
 
2012-06-17 03:48:44 PM  
 
2012-06-17 06:29:44 PM  

Apos: ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't we already scraping the bottom of the barrel in the politics tab? Now we're greenlighting burps? What's next?

The world's loudest fart,of course.


I have a frightening story to tell. I went to YouTube because of your comment.

I should have known from Fark, of course, that teenagers have access to the Internet. Lots of them.
 
2012-06-17 06:40:43 PM  

Quaker: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]
That's right Billy, I'm back and I want you! (^)


Came for this, thanks.
 
2012-06-17 06:53:20 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Apos: ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't we already scraping the bottom of the barrel in the politics tab? Now we're greenlighting burps? What's next?

The world's loudest fart,of course.

I have a frightening story to tell. I went to YouTube because of your comment.

I should have known from Fark, of course, that teenagers have access to the Internet. Lots of them.



Why so cryptic,Ms. Bandersnatch?
 
2012-06-17 08:30:07 PM  
all 6 people in the room were thoroughly thrilled.
 
2012-06-17 11:19:24 PM  
World's Stupidest Bottom Burp: Rik of Britain.
 
2012-06-18 12:17:14 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Came for this :(
 
2012-06-18 12:51:44 AM  

HamWBone: If no one has heard this yet it is possibly the best 15 minutes of audio ever recorded.

The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946

The Battle at Thunderblow blows these burping wankers away.

Streaming and download links on the link above.

"A fart's a fart whether you you raise up on one cheek and sneak or give it a full blast like I do!"


Shared on Facebook. That's great.
 
2012-06-18 10:49:41 AM  
His mother must be proud.
 
2012-06-18 10:49:31 PM  
Edward Norton has fallen on hard times.
 
2012-06-18 10:55:06 PM  
Wow, a whole 10 people there in the crowd.
 
2012-06-19 06:58:07 AM  
Drummer
Wow, a whole 10 people there in the crowd.

ShamPugh
His mother must be proud.
 
2012-06-19 12:58:14 PM  
There is *NO* way that a belch under 20 seconds is the world record. I'm debating whether going public with my ability will hurt or strangely help my chef/bartending career ... I've been known to belch over a full minute.
 
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