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(CBS Sacramento)   Man impales himself trying to get into his own home. Neighbor: "It don't seem like no accident to me. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out. I mean I ain't no CSI, but I watch CSI"   (sacramento.cbslocal.com) divider line 34
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2012-06-17 12:51:31 AM
TFA gave his name, age, location but the last line said he has yet to be identified. What's wrong with that?
 
2012-06-17 01:43:43 AM
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2012-06-17 02:13:55 AM
Guess he got the point.
 
2012-06-17 02:18:19 AM

Apos: Guess he got the point.


Dreams of a future were shattered.
 
2012-06-17 04:50:21 AM

Apos: Guess he got the point.


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2012-06-17 04:52:09 AM
I've barely seen any CSI, but I think I remember this episode. Didn't some guy die crashing through a sliding glass door?
 
2012-06-17 04:56:48 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-17 04:58:06 AM
and you know who else had this problem?
 
2012-06-17 05:05:49 AM

AbbeySomeone: TFA gave his name, age, location but the last line said he has yet to be identified. What's wrong with that?


Perhaps they mean the family has yet to be notified. North Highlands though, go figure -- his family may not be easy to locate.
 
2012-06-17 05:08:21 AM
From another article: "That was kind of like of a shock," said a fellow renter who only wanted to be known as "Miss Vanessa."
 
2012-06-17 05:14:49 AM
I'm not saying it was impalement, but it was impalement.
 
2012-06-17 05:16:17 AM

LordOfThePings: From another article: "That was kind of like of a shock," said a fellow renter who only wanted to be known as "Miss Vanessa."


We're talking beautician and nail shop territory. North Highlands, baby!
 
2012-06-17 05:16:56 AM
And yet, when rocket scientists investigated the scene, they were completely unable to find traces of rocket fuel, signs of combustion or any equipment appropriate for rocketry. What a farking mystery.
 
2012-06-17 06:02:16 AM
I'm really not comprehending how this happened... If the window was open, where did the glass come from? Did he break the window glass, but leave a huge dagger of glass hanging precariously from the top of the frame and climb through?
 
2012-06-17 06:17:21 AM

styckx: I'm really not comprehending how this happened... If the window was open, where did the glass come from? Did he break the window glass, but leave a huge dagger of glass hanging precariously from the top of the frame and climb through?


'shard to say, really.
 
2012-06-17 06:30:46 AM
I guess he just couldn't deal with the pane.
 
2012-06-17 06:36:44 AM

krackpipe: LordOfThePings: From another article: "That was kind of like of a shock," said a fellow renter who only wanted to be known as "Miss Vanessa."

We're talking beautician and nail shop territory. North Highlands, baby!


I bet that fellow renter is a 50 year old man smoking a pipe and wearing a wife beater, boxers, socks with garters.
You can imagine his gruff voice saying "Just put me down as Vanessa. Miss Vanessa. Just that."
 
2012-06-17 07:31:27 AM

Man impales himself trying to get into his own home.


He'll have to make the best of a Vlad situation.
 
2012-06-17 07:45:44 AM
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2012-06-17 07:53:43 AM

kevinatilusa: styckx: I'm really not comprehending how this happened... If the window was open, where did the glass come from? Did he break the window glass, but leave a huge dagger of glass hanging precariously from the top of the frame and climb through?

'shard to say, really.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-17 07:55:18 AM
Day before he died, "You know what is really stupid?" "That fake rock for hiding a key." "Yeah how stupid are you to get locked out." "I'll never get locked out of my apartment."

Hiding a key in one of those fake rocks is stupid, but hiding a key is a good backup plan. One of my cousins is a locksmith and he has locked himself out of his van before. No, he didn't call another locksmith.
 
2012-06-17 09:14:26 AM
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2012-06-17 09:18:48 AM

othmar: and you know who else had this problem?


Gregory Peck?
 
2012-06-17 11:05:56 AM

krackpipe: AbbeySomeone: TFA gave his name, age, location but the last line said he has yet to be identified. What's wrong with that?

Perhaps they mean the family has yet to be notified. North Highlands though, go figure -- his family may not be easy to locate.


TFA's been updated since it was posted, editor missed the "not yet been identified" line.
 
2012-06-17 11:06:55 AM

AbbeySomeone: TFA gave his name, age, location but the last line said he has yet to be identified. What's wrong with that?


When our friend died suddenly at home last year, they did the same thing. They said the street name, and showed his house on the news. That whole waiting to notify the family thing is just a charade. The vultures wait for no one.

It also pissed me off that they reported the suspected cause of death, which made him sound careless, and they were wrong. Of course, they would never dream of correcting themselves, they got their news story, what difference does it make to them.
 
2012-06-17 11:07:50 AM
That CSI quote is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
 
2012-06-17 12:32:46 PM

Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 540x720]


Bravo!
+1
 
2012-06-17 01:04:03 PM
Glad you don't need to be a rocket scientist - puts it in my realm.

I'm guessing he either locked himself out, broke a widow to climb through, didn't clear all the glass, and got stuck,
or
some invisible person murdered him by shoving him through a window and wedging him there, during broad daylight on a busy street.

Hmmm..... wonder which it could be.
 
2012-06-17 02:00:34 PM
It doesn't take too much imagination to figure what likely happened... this actually happened to a friend of mine (though for him, only his arm)...

Said victim was trying to slide open the window, was pressing forward against the window, he broke through. Window was never opened... it shattered inward, body propels forward. So he gets stuck, impaled on the glass, unable to free himself and bleeds out. A horrifying, but probably relatively quick, way to die. And actually, he was probably more trying to be careful not to fall. He may have known it was risky to try, but didn't realize this risk.

So, I don't think of this guy was a moron, just unlucky.
 
2012-06-17 02:01:55 PM
Although from my grammar and word choice, I think I know who the moron is.
 
2012-06-17 04:42:49 PM

Liliac_Hill: AbbeySomeone: TFA gave his name, age, location but the last line said he has yet to be identified. What's wrong with that?

When our friend died suddenly at home last year, they did the same thing. They said the street name, and showed his house on the news. That whole waiting to notify the family thing is just a charade. The vultures wait for no one.

It also pissed me off that they reported the suspected cause of death, which made him sound careless, and they were wrong. Of course, they would never dream of correcting themselves, they got their news storyratings grabber, what difference does it make to them.


FTFM
 
2012-06-17 08:07:14 PM
More fun than you can stake a chick at?
 
2012-06-17 08:31:17 PM

moof: krackpipe: LordOfThePings: From another article: "That was kind of like of a shock," said a fellow renter who only wanted to be known as "Miss Vanessa."

We're talking beautician and nail shop territory. North Highlands, baby!

I bet that fellow renter is a 50 year old man smoking a pipe and wearing a wife beater, boxers, socks with garters.
You can imagine his gruff voice saying "Just put me down as Vanessa. Miss Vanessa. Just that."


forum.pipes.org
 
2012-06-18 12:37:22 PM

Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 540x720]


This was the absolute first thing I thought of when I read the headline. Well done.
 
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