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(Daily Mail)   'Porn School': Desert boot camp helps teens beat internet porn addiction with chores, horse riding, lie detectors (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 103
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2012-06-17 12:32:17 AM  
That is NOT what I was picturing when you said "porn school".
 
2012-06-17 12:33:46 AM  
What are the odds that one or more of these counselors is beating off to, and possibly recording, the boys in the showers?
 
2012-06-17 12:35:57 AM  
Sad. :( Porn addiction shouldn't start until middle age when your wife stops having sex with you.
 
2012-06-17 12:44:08 AM  
Internet porn addiction and how to beat it.
 
2012-06-17 01:03:52 AM  
Horse riding, eh?

'cause moving in unison with a big, sweaty animal between your legs has no possible erotic component at all.

Then again, I think it's all boys at this camp. I don't care how farked up you are: If you sexual deviance isn't enough to land you in jail, then a saddle horn to the nuts will calm ya down.
 
2012-06-17 01:11:46 AM  
I wonder if they use the same "lie detector" Jimmy Kimmel used?
 
2012-06-17 01:37:54 AM  
"One inmate spent '10 to 12 hours a day' watching online porn"


Liter.
 
2012-06-17 01:42:54 AM  
Sooo.... It's "Let's get a bunch of horny teens into the woods" camp?
 
2012-06-17 03:11:30 AM  
Only in Utah, where you're only supposed to have sex within the bounds of holy matrimony with your teenage bride.
 
2012-06-17 03:31:10 AM  

doglover: Horse riding, eh?

'cause moving in unison with a big, sweaty animal between your legs has no possible erotic component at all.


In the Victorian era, girls were sometimes forbidden from riding horses, because riding horses was believed to be too similar to masturbation. There were similar beliefs about girls riding bicycles.
 
2012-06-17 03:45:31 AM  
HE's WATCHING PORN BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BREASTFEED HIM, YOU WHORE!!

/no basis in fact
//won't stop me from yelling it in a crowded theater
 
2012-06-17 03:45:50 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Only in Utah, where you're only supposed to have sex within the bounds of holy matrimony with your teenage ecmoRandomNumbers: Only in Utah, where you're only supposed to have sex within the bounds of holy matrimony with your teenage harem bride.

de.

 
2012-06-17 03:46:10 AM  
'But one boy from Chicago actually got the shakes, like a drug abuser. He was in very poor shape when he arrived. He'd been on his computer 10 to 12 hours a day looking at porn. 'He wasn't eating, he was dehydrated, had poor hygiene. He'd done nothing but watch porn.'

Sounds like your typical Farker.
 
2012-06-17 03:47:31 AM  

jaylectricity: Sooo.... It's "Let's get a bunch of horny teens into the woods" camp?


dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-06-17 03:47:47 AM  
One inmate spent '10 to 12 hours a day' watching online porn

Holy hell. For me that would be like at least 40 wanks a day.


tallguywithglasseson: That is NOT what I was picturing when you said "porn school".


Same here. I was thinking of this:

"Porn Camp"

a weekend-long, $4,000-a-head seminar that'll cover everything from porn-star pay scales to set design to proper Web site design.

And at 1 p.m. Saturday, Cummz - the star of such fare as Whack Jobs and Face Invaders - will lead her students on an odyssey of onscreen coitus. They will shoot hard-core scenes, using local actors, and they will own the rights to whatever they film. It could end up on a DVD. It could end up on your hard drive.
 
2012-06-17 03:48:32 AM  
How about Parental Failure Camp? Is that a thing yet?

Should be.
 
2012-06-17 03:49:17 AM  

AbbeySomeone: What are the odds that one or more of these counselors is beating off to, and possibly recording,

playing "Hide the Golden Plates" with the boys in the showers?

/FTFY.
 
2012-06-17 03:52:19 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: AbbeySomeone: What are the odds that one or more of these counselors is beating off to, and possibly recording, playing "Hide the Golden Plates" with the boys in the showers?

/FTFY.


Hey, if it's good enough for the Boy Scouts and the Catholic Church...
 
2012-06-17 03:53:55 AM  
Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?
 
2012-06-17 03:56:33 AM  
Earlier generations had devices to detect and foil erections. Because we in the modern age need to fight throbbing biological urges. God knows
 
2012-06-17 03:56:33 AM  
When parents send their sons off to the $9,000-a-month facility, they are committing the teens to a tough regime designed to shake them out of their destructive habits.

9000 a farking month!?!?!?!

cdn.smallscreenscoop.com
 
2012-06-17 03:57:08 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Only in Utah, where you're only supposed to have sex within the bounds of holy matrimony with your teenage bride.


Oh come on, you can't be serious.

You forgot to pluralize "bride" there.
 
2012-06-17 04:00:38 AM  

zerkalo: Earlier generations had devices to detect and foil erections.


a2.idata.over-blog.com
 
2012-06-17 04:02:00 AM  

x1v16: When parents send their sons off to the $9,000-a-month facility, they are committing the teens to a tough regime designed to shake them out of their destructive habits.

9000 a farking month!?!?!?!

[cdn.smallscreenscoop.com image 419x232]


Want to know how I can tell you've never explored a US city?
 
2012-06-17 04:09:35 AM  
No pristine reeducation facility on the planet.....



*dons sunglasses and latex gloves*

is entirely smut-free.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-06-17 04:12:36 AM  
I want to start a program like this for teenage girls who are addicted to Internet porn. I'd teach them how to channel their desire to masturbate to Internet porn into something more healthy, like having REAL sex with their middle aged camp counselor.
 
2012-06-17 04:15:44 AM  
This seems like a great idea. Teach boys that women are regular people, by putting them in a camp filled with pornhounds, and no girls.

Probably 25% will leave the camp with a guilt-complex, and will pay for women to tell them that they're filthy pigs when they masturbate, 25% will fake their progress and secretly believe that all women are dirty whores, and 50% will turn on each other. And some will be cured of their porn addiction and go into priesthood.
 
2012-06-17 04:23:10 AM  
good new parents. your boys are cured of their internet porn addiction. bad news is they are now gay. sorry. we'll send the bill.
 
2012-06-17 04:23:42 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-06-17 04:27:52 AM  
nothing to see here, just crazy bastard mormons doing what they do.
 
2012-06-17 04:30:09 AM  

gravebayne2: good new parents. your boys are cured of their internet porn addiction. bad news is they are now gay. sorry. we'll send the bill.


Best part is that there's a camp for that too.

/At which they teach boys to tamp down their gay urges with internet porn.
 
2012-06-17 04:31:19 AM  
"Stephen Schultz, director of Oxbow Academy, told the Sunday Mirror that the boys - some of whom have been convicted of sex attacks - were like drug addicts going through withdrawal."

Wait a farking minute......are they at least separating the budding sexual predators from the normal kids who just like to jerk off too much? And how are these little shiats not in a padded room instead of a plushy "rehab" center?

Even money that a few of the kids in Gen Pop might be going home with a sore asshole at the end of their therapy.
 
2012-06-17 04:35:23 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com

I can't find a sfw pic of Extreme Porno Boot Camp #1, but it's out there and apparently the 'boot camp' genre of adult films consists mainly of gay/lesbian titles:



Strap-on Boot Camp
B.I. Boot Camp
Eurocreme's Boot Camp
What They Didn't Teach Us in Boot Camp
Bareback Boot Camp...
 
2012-06-17 04:51:42 AM  
I'd bet the kids that are there were kidnapped by some "teen escort service" - as it is done for other "schools" of this kind.

What is it with Utah and the willingness to aid and abet in kidnapping kids from all over and then be a stopover point/endpoint for various programs like this?
 
2012-06-17 04:54:16 AM  
This article is strangely devoid of any mention of religion.
 
2012-06-17 04:57:16 AM  

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 401x259]

I can't find a sfw pic of Extreme Porno Boot Camp #1, but it's out there and apparently the 'boot camp' genre of adult films consists mainly of gay/lesbian titles:



Strap-on Boot Camp
B.I. Boot Camp
Eurocreme's Boot Camp
What They Didn't Teach Us in Boot Camp
Bareback Boot Camp...


"Well now, that's not going to cure her nymphomania, it's only going to exacerbate it!"
 
2012-06-17 05:11:29 AM  

Paris1127: calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 401x259]

I can't find a sfw pic of Extreme Porno Boot Camp #1, but it's out there and apparently the 'boot camp' genre of adult films consists mainly of gay/lesbian titles:



Strap-on Boot Camp
B.I. Boot Camp
Eurocreme's Boot Camp
What They Didn't Teach Us in Boot Camp
Bareback Boot Camp...

"Well now, that's not going to cure her nymphomania, it's only going to exacerbate it!"


farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-17 05:18:52 AM  

Old Man Winter: Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?


I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi.
Beat that.
 
2012-06-17 05:18:53 AM  
If those are military style lodgings... man did i get the shaft.
 
2012-06-17 05:23:56 AM  
exacerbate = Exorcism of Masturbation?
 
2012-06-17 05:26:22 AM  

RayD8: I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi. Beat that.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-17 05:27:20 AM  
average stay of one year at 9k per month. jesus, at that cost can't you just kill the kid and get a new one that doesn't jerk off all day long?

/no, the answer is no, all kids are jerking off all day long. it's poetic justice that you spend your teens jacking off all day long and then by your twenties or thirties when you actually have the social skills and or means to get a different hottie each night, you're more or less satisfied with 3-4 times per week....
 
2012-06-17 05:27:56 AM  
My favorite part of the article was the link to another headline:

"Married mother sentenced to 15 years in jail after raping her son's 13-year-old friend and sending him creepy love letters along with his breakfast burrito"
 
2012-06-17 05:29:57 AM  

tallguywithglasseson: That is NOT what I was picturing when you said "porn school".


That is not what I was picturing when he said boot camp.
 
2012-06-17 05:31:16 AM  

Old Man Winter: exacerbate = Exorcism of Masturbation?


THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
 
2012-06-17 05:31:16 AM  

Lochsteppe: gravebayne2: good new parents. your boys are cured of their internet porn addiction. bad news is they are now gay. sorry. we'll send the bill.

Best part is that there's a camp for that too.

/At which they teach boys to tamp down their gay urges with internet porn.


encrypted-tbn3.google.com

Reminds me of this movie.
 
2012-06-17 05:35:03 AM  
Has someone been reading sinfest?

www.sinfest.net

www.sinfest.net

www.sinfest.net
 
2012-06-17 05:40:11 AM  
I don't know
But I've been told
Eskimo vaginas
Are not for looking at on the Internet
 
2012-06-17 05:51:38 AM  

RayD8: Old Man Winter: Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?

I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi.
Beat that.


I knew someone who would suck a dick for a diet coke. But she did it just for the taste of it.
 
2012-06-17 05:56:41 AM  
If your son whacking off like any other normal teen concerns you so much that you're prepared to spend $9000 a month trying to prevent it, then you have some serious psychological problems.

You'd be better off spending that money on therapy for yourself.
 
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