Fluorescent Testicle: RayD8: I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi. Beat that.

Looks like she was pimpin tha sista to get her fix.

Yes, drawing pictures of flaming skulls is SO much better than porn....

Hal5423: RayD8: Old Man Winter: Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?

I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi.
Beat that.

I knew someone who would suck a dick for a diet coke. But she did it just for the taste of it.

Gawdzila: Hal5423: RayD8: Old Man Winter: Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?

I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi.
Beat that.

I knew someone who would suck a dick for a diet coke. But she did it just for the taste of it.

For a diet coke!
Sounds classy.

The inmates call it "Sandusky School".

RayD8: Old Man Winter: Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?

I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi.
Beat that.

Well.... how much Pepsi?

PillsHere: Lochsteppe: gravebayne2: good new parents. your boys are cured of their internet porn addiction. bad news is they are now gay. sorry. we'll send the bill.

Best part is that there's a camp for that too.

/At which they teach boys to tamp down their gay urges with internet porn.

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Reminds me of this movie.

I love that flick. There's a very fappable scene right in the middle...you know the one.

Lochsteppe: gravebayne2: good new parents. your boys are cured of their internet porn addiction. bad news is they are now gay. sorry. we'll send the bill.

Best part is that there's a camp for that too.

/At which they teach boys to tamp down their gay urges with internet porn.

Wait a minute - does this scheme of yours ultimately depend upon the gorillas dying off over the winter?

Well, duh . . . it's the internet . . . what did y'all think it was for?




/ clicky pops

Trapper439: If your son whacking off like any other normal teen concerns you so much that you're prepared to spend $9000 a month trying to prevent it, then you have some serious psychological problems.

You'd be better off spending that money on therapy for yourself.

Malacon: RayD8: Old Man Winter: Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?

I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi.
Beat that.

Well.... how much Pepsi?

Just one Pepsi, and his mom would't give it to him.

that cowboy hat is like soo straight

moof: This seems like a great idea. Teach boys that women are regular people, by putting them in a camp filled with pornhounds, and no girls.

Probably 25% will leave the camp with a guilt-complex, and will pay for women to tell them that they're filthy pigs when they masturbate, 25% will fake their progress and secretly believe that all women are dirty whores, and 50% will turn on each other. And some will be cured of their porn addiction and go into priesthood.

The rest will just play with themselves or give each other a hand.

One of the group activities:

Jon iz teh kewl: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x393]

that cowboy hat is like soo straight

Something is disturbing about the setup of that picture. It doesn't look real. Looks like a store set up, like you can go inside and see the different ways you can arrange a room and decide which one you want to buy. I don't like the bunk set up, because one group of bunks is set aside by itself, and the two in the foreground are set up next to each other, so that the kids in those bunks have someone besides themselves to give secret wall knocks too... or harass. It's not uniform. It's not equal. And the spaces are too small to actually live in. Each divider reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode with the kid whose parents were divorcing, and the parents were placed in a waiting room... which wasn't.

I don't know. I'm probably biased by the article.

lasercannon: 'But one boy from Chicago actually got the shakes, like a drug abuser. He was in very poor shape when he arrived. He'd been on his computer 10 to 12 hours a day looking at porn. 'He wasn't eating, he was dehydrated, had poor hygiene. He'd done nothing but watch porn.'

Sounds like your typical Farker.

Kids today have it so easy. When I was a teen, all we had for marathon fapping sessions was the Sears catalog... or maybe Victora's Secret if you were really lucky.

I'm sure someone else pointed this out already, but how does a kid have 10 - 12 hours to watch pron online, much less 10 -12 hours doing any single activity?

From what I recall, grade school to high school is VERY regimented and busy.

In thread at 69 posts. He he.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Jon iz teh kewl: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x393]

And the spaces are too small to actually live in. Each divider reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode with the kid whose parents were divorcing, and the parents were placed in a waiting room... which wasn't.

I don't know. I'm probably biased by the article.

Clearly you've never lived in military barracks. That's about twice the floor space we each had in my bay during Basic.

Also wtf is with the flower arrangements on top of the cabinets which have suspiciously dish-like contents? That doesn't make any sense.

Yes, millions of men free to live their lives without wasting time and money chasing women while bothering no one is a real problem.

(w/pics)

Subby is a liar.

fusillade762: tallguywithglasseson: That is NOT what I was picturing when you said "porn school".

Same here. I was thinking of this:

"Porn Camp"

a weekend-long, $4,000-a-head seminar that'll cover everything from porn-star pay scales to set design to proper Web site design.

And at 1 p.m. Saturday, Cummz - the star of such fare as Whack Jobs and Face Invaders - will lead her students on an odyssey of onscreen coitus. They will shoot hard-core scenes, using local actors, and they will own the rights to whatever they film. It could end up on a DVD. It could end up on your hard drive.

still not what I was thinking when I heard "porn camp." although, much much closer.

//Courtney Cummz is awesome
///would pay $4000 to lodge in her cabin

snocone: Conditioning is hard and inconsistant.

I've been conditioned to be hard and inconsistant.

Well I guess that brings a whole new meaning to "I'll be in my bunk"

A "rehabilitative" boot camp in Utah scares the hell out of me.

'Sex is everywhere,' he said. 'When I was growing up if someone said they were bisexual it was shocking.

'Now threesomes and depraved sexual behaviour is all over the internet, and children see those images before they develop into adolescents.'

Ah. There it is. I wonder how many boys have been sent here for being gay?

lasercannon: 'But one boy from Chicago actually got the shakes, like a drug abuser. He was in very poor shape when he arrived. He'd been on his computer 10 to 12 hours a day looking at porn. 'He wasn't eating, he was dehydrated, had poor hygiene. He'd done nothing but watch porn.'



Well of COURSE he's de-hydrated.

Old Man Winter: Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?



And the most embarrassing part was ........

......... it was New Coke.

"some of the boys there have been accused of voyeurism or even assaulting other children"

"inmates sleeping in bunk beds situated in two large dormitories"

I see no way in which this can possibly fail. And as a bonus, the administrators might be the sort to sweep any "incidents" under the rug because it would kill their business stone dead. What happens in porn camp stays in porn camp!

"even subjected to a lie detector test to ensure they are not concealing anything from the therapists"

Do they also wave a dead chicken over them? Double-check their chakras? Nice to know they get their morals AND their technology out of the 1920s.

snocone: FTA: "While there are computers at the school, they are modified so that the only websites accessible from them are online encyclopaedias."

ha ha

/people and their money are soon parted

The biggest selling item in Saudi and Iran are encyclopedias.

For the pictures in the anatomical and gyneacological sections. No joke.

As the internet begins to exert more and more control over our lives, it brings with it an increasingly destructive problem - the rise of online porn.


Clearly, the author and I have different definitions of the word 'problem'.

Article posted next the DM's Femail, including pics of Jennifer Aniston's legs, Ashley Greene's unbound breasts and CoCo's ample business spilling out of her butt floss and chest band-aids.

Paris1127: doglover: Horse riding, eh?

'cause moving in unison with a big, sweaty animal between your legs has no possible erotic component at all.

In the Victorian era, girls were sometimes forbidden from riding horses, because riding horses was believed to be too similar to masturbation. There were similar beliefs about girls riding bicycles.

Umm, no. The Victorians invented the farking vibrator because they thought women weren't getting off enough. If they thought riding horses was the way to cure "hysteria", not one woman in Britain would have ever touched foot to cobbles again

"YOU alright?? I learned it by watching YOU!"

Thats a whole lot of stupid right there.

stuffy: Thats a whole lot of stupid right there.

On the other hand (yuk yuk yuk) it's called the Daily Fail for a reason.

Wouldn't surprise me if this school was a secular academy meant for therapy of kids trending toward major legal issues as adults, such as chronic non-consenual sexual contact but that the Fail decided it would be more fun to dress this up as a "school for wankers".

WordyGrrl: [img444.imageshack.us image 640x342]

One of their graduates is starting his own business, and is wisely hiring employees on a "commission only" basis. (or is that "emission only" basis?)

Pure genius. I need to go place a few ads. I'll be right back.

MoronLessOff: WordyGrrl: [img444.imageshack.us image 640x342]

One of their graduates is starting his own business, and is wisely hiring employees on a "commission only" basis. (or is that "emission only" basis?)

Pure genius. I need to go place a few ads. I'll be right back.

Haha, I had the same thought XD

Hal5423: RayD8: Old Man Winter: Internet Porn is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for Internet Porn?

I know someone who sucked dick for pepsi.
Beat that.

I knew someone who would suck a dick for a diet coke. But she did it just for the taste of it.

So she was drinking vanilla coke, then?

I'm pretty damn sure those kids have found a way to jerk off while staying at that camp. Imagination is a powerful thing. Cast of thousands all supporting you, the star.