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ilgette		2012-06-17 12:47:17 PM

I miss you, I wish you could have met your grandson.

Mini Ditka		2012-06-17 12:54:36 PM

My daughter gave me this great Father's Day card this morning:

Dad, there is nothing in the world that I love more than you...............except cocaine.

/look for her here someday soon

offmymeds		2012-06-17 12:55:02 PM

"F*ck you, you self-important, ignorant racist a-hole."

That's what I'd say.

Seriously.

WTFDYW		2012-06-17 12:57:56 PM

I i could say something to him, it would be a simple I love you dad and thanks for making me be responsible for my actions and not trying to get me out of jams. I learned much.

Gig103		2012-06-17 12:58:11 PM

"Dad, I'd like you to meet my wife"

MrsGsboy		2012-06-17 12:59:09 PM

Gee Dad compared to you, I'm both lazy and stupid.

Mercury		2012-06-17 01:00:57 PM

Where are you? I haven't seen you since 1984 and your ex-wife (Mom) died in 2008 so I have no parents now. Oh, you're probally still high. Carry on.

bdub77		2012-06-17 01:01:02 PM

I just want to say I love my Dad and he is awesome.

And for those dad haters out there - at least be thankful he farked your mom.

August11		2012-06-17 01:01:43 PM

I miss you, old timer

I wish we had talked about all the books in the library you gave me. Though I am glad we talked about the best ones.

AnotherOldFart		2012-06-17 01:01:53 PM

I miss you and love you Dad.
He was my best friend and a wonderful father- Rest in Peace

Bacon is Meat Candy		2012-06-17 01:01:56 PM

Do you even remember me? Do you wonder where I am? Why wasn't I important enough to you to have in your life?

Your Company's Computer Guy		2012-06-17 01:01:58 PM

Thanks for taking the easy way out you piece of shiat.

CasperImproved		2012-06-17 01:04:46 PM

I forgive you.

olddeegee		2012-06-17 01:09:17 PM

I wish you were still around so you could keep sending me pictures of drunks you meet at bars. How many potential Presidents has your Dad done shots with?
Miss you Dad, you always made me proud!

Cybernetic		2012-06-17 01:09:39 PM

Thank you for quietly being an example of the way I should live my life. Thank you for loving me even when I screwed up and disappointed you. And thank you for loaning me the money to pay for my lawyer when I really, really needed a divorce.

I will always regret the time that I missed, but I thank God that you got to know your grandchildren, and that they got to know you.

You are my hero.

And I still think that the doctors at Blake Hospital are a bunch of farkups.

red5ish		2012-06-17 01:09:46 PM

Use the banister you drunk ass.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2012-06-17 01:09:56 PM

You were a jerk to me and my fiancee, and you owe both of us an apology.

Alexander Mouse		2012-06-17 01:10:03 PM

My dad died when I was 14, thanks dad for time spent and lessons learned, love you still.

The Incredible Sexual Egg		2012-06-17 01:10:59 PM

"Hey Dad, I'm here to mow the lawn!"

Or I will in about an hour

Cybernetic		2012-06-17 01:13:22 PM

This is my first Father's day without my dad. It's very weird. In some ways it's harder than I thought it would be, and in other ways it's easier. Situations like this are just never what I expect them to be.

MooseUpNorth		2012-06-17 01:14:20 PM

"Oh hey! Congrats on your 'hole in one'!"

emonk		2012-06-17 01:14:39 PM

"Dad, you were probably right about those three things I was to stay away from."

(sorry I set fire to your couch. that should've been the fourth thing maybe?)

Cybernetic		2012-06-17 01:16:26 PM

emonk: (sorry I set fire to your couch. that should've been the fourth thing maybe?)

Mine would be, "Sorry I melted a hole in the new carpet."

atomic-age		2012-06-17 01:17:01 PM

"So what did you see in Mom, anyway? Was having me worth living with her?"

"On second thought, don't answer that second one."

NecroBob		2012-06-17 01:28:23 PM

There are better options than what you're about to do.

TheMaskedArmadillo		2012-06-17 01:29:37 PM

I have turned into you. And William is turning into me.

And these are good things.

And I quote you in every Executive Presentation I give.

Love,

--Chris--

NecroBob		2012-06-17 01:30:07 PM

Or rather, there were better options than what you chose to do.

ThatDarkFellow		2012-06-17 01:31:41 PM

"Why does the grill have flames leaping from under the hood?"

In about 5 hours

bhcompy		2012-06-17 01:31:55 PM

olddeegee: [i220.photobucket.com image 474x335]
I wish you were still around so you could keep sending me pictures of drunks you meet at bars. How many potential Presidents has your Dad done shots with?
Miss you Dad, you always made me proud!

Your dad met Cliff Clavin?

Anne.Uumellmahaye		2012-06-17 01:32:13 PM

I forgive you.

Czechzican		2012-06-17 01:32:34 PM

go fark yourself.

whatsupchuck		2012-06-17 01:35:36 PM

Dear Dad,

I'm sorry that you lost your struggle with cancer at such a young age. I've managed so far to outlive you by more than ten years now, and it has in many ways been the best decade of my life. As hard as it was to lose you then, I didn't realize how much you were giving up until much later. Next time around, lay off the cigarettes.

Love,
'Chuck

Rann Xerox		2012-06-17 01:37:10 PM

It's been sixteen years since I last saw you, Dad. I know where you live and I could come and visit you, but what's the point? You have no concerns for anyone. You are a sociopath without the trail of bodies. You possess no soul, conscience or humanity. You are an animated shell enjoying his retirement, never remembering when you left us and refused to financially support your starving children until a court order was issued.

I would say "Happy Father's Day" to you but you are no longer a father since you reneged on your Father's Day Club Membership dues a long time ago.

The next time we meet, Dad, a coffin will be involved in the visit. And there will be no tears shed.

/See you guys in next year's "Father's Day" thread

srtpointman		2012-06-17 01:37:28 PM

fark you and die in a fire

bwilson27		2012-06-17 01:38:05 PM

Eat a dick, mother farker.

Inaditch		2012-06-17 01:38:10 PM

My dad left my mom with two sons when I was about 5. Never heard from him, never got a cent in child support.

I tracked him down after I became a dad and saw him a couple of times. This was a good 15 years ago now. The craziest thing is that 2 years after he left us he married a woman with two sons the exact same ages as my brother and I. The older boy was within a couple of months of my age, and the younger a couple of months of my brother's age. He literally found a replacement family.

over_and_done		2012-06-17 01:38:34 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I want to wish that you'd stayed around, but based on everything I know about you I'm glad you didn't. I'd like to know more about what you went through in Vietnam. Thanks for the cool last name.

I gotta admit, "Jones and the Temple of Doom" really is a cool last name. Props to your dad for that.

LucklessWonder		2012-06-17 01:43:12 PM

"Daddy, I'm adopted."

jamspoon		2012-06-17 01:43:41 PM

This year I passed the age at which my Dad died. My son is the age I was then.

Biggest regret is my Dad never saw his grand children. I'd like to tell him about them.

Biggest consolation is I'm still here to see my son later today.

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease		2012-06-17 01:44:38 PM

Stop drinking, and lose some weight

kroonermanblack		2012-06-17 01:44:38 PM

I'd probably spend 5-10 minutes swearing at him and beating the shiat out of him for repressed anger and sadness.

Then I'd like to sit down and have a long conversation with him about life stuff in general and get to know him for the person he was and not...well, not the faint memory I've cobbled together from what people have told me.

He passed away when I was 2 or 3. I've had some catharsis about it a while back, and don't hate him or anything. I'd just like to get to know him.

/farking depressing bastards.

GrymRpr		2012-06-17 01:45:36 PM

What would you say to your Daddy today if you could?

Fark you Ya useless drunk.
Followed up with a quick shot to his chops.

/Did it before...

Close2TheEdge		2012-06-17 01:46:05 PM

Just that I miss you. It's been three months since you died and it stil hurts. More than I expected it would. I lit a candle for you today. To let you know your memory will always live with me.

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl		2012-06-17 01:47:13 PM

DrAbbeyNormal: I promise I will make this right. I have bought a bag of lime and a bag of crushed oyster shells. I have mixed it together and it really does look like ash. Mom never leaves the house except to go shopping while I'm at work. The next time I know she is gone from the house I will switch out the ashes and carry out you wishes.

Mix it with some pulverized charcoal too. Cremains can be darkish.

bikerbob		2012-06-17 01:50:35 PM

I wish you weren't a child molester and alcoholic. I'm glad you croaked.

trippdogg		2012-06-17 01:51:34 PM

Thanks. You had a hell of a hard life but you still somehow managed to be a good dude.
And yes, it was me that kept drinking all your beer.

LOTN		2012-06-17 01:52:03 PM

Hello

emonk		2012-06-17 01:55:17 PM

emonk: (sorry I set fire to your couch.)

Oh. And thanks for loaning me $10,000 for a few months to make my bank account look good so I could qualify for decent mortgage. That move has saved me about 70 grand over the last 20 years.

jamieleighc		2012-06-17 01:56:52 PM

I wish they treated you for a heart attack instead of an asthma attack. Then maybe you wouldn't have died, leaving behind a pregnant wife and a five year old. It was tough growing up without you, but I think we turned out ok. Your grandson is eleven days old now. We named him after you. He's the greatest thing in the world.

cowsspinach		2012-06-17 01:57:03 PM

Texted my dad(He's currently in another country) & told him happy fathers day & that I love him. We email every other day & have a wonderful relationship. When my world crumbles & my dad tells me "everything is going to be okay" I honestly feel so much better. I hate the thought of losing my dad(he's in his late 50s) & the thought of saying goodbye to him forever haunts me.

This is also my brother's first Father's day. I sent him a text but I'll call him later today. To all you non-dead beat dad's out there...happy Father's Day!

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