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(KWTX Waco)   Dozens of Lima beings flattened when car drives into Ohio crowd   (kwtx.com) divider line 44
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2012-06-16 11:54:30 PM
"Police were investigating Saturday."

Good wrap up, unexpected and intriguing, i cannot wait to hear more.
 
2012-06-17 12:03:38 AM
FTFA: Witnesses say the car appeared to be stopped, but then it veered into the square.

Giant strobe lights are nothing but trouble.

Also, I giggled at the headline. Nicely done, subby.
 
2012-06-17 12:06:13 AM
Jumping beings uninjured.
 
2012-06-17 12:22:51 AM

jimmyego: "Police were investigating Saturday."

Good wrap up, unexpected and intriguing, i cannot wait to hear more.


What has Saturday done? They should be checking into that car wreck.
 
2012-06-17 01:03:00 AM
Clever,Subs, clever...
 
2012-06-17 01:03:16 AM
Old. My money is on old.
 
2012-06-17 01:04:15 AM
This story makes me gleeful
 
2012-06-17 01:04:47 AM
My guess is mild stroke.
 
2012-06-17 01:05:09 AM
Farmer's market?

*clicks link*

Huh.
 
2012-06-17 01:08:29 AM
Teehee! :D
 
2012-06-17 01:09:48 AM
The article says it was a woman driver. That seems unlikely.
 
2012-06-17 01:12:34 AM

Old Man Winter: The article says it was a woman driver. That seems unlikely.


Could be she was just trying to parallel park.
 
2012-06-17 01:12:36 AM
Is Lima the feminine form of limo?
 
2012-06-17 01:13:57 AM
Extra funny to us native Buckeyes who know how to mispronounce the name properly. +1
 
2012-06-17 01:14:36 AM
Oh great,

The Dali Lama is coming to Ohio now.
 
2012-06-17 01:19:41 AM
How dare you stand where she wants to drive?
 
2012-06-17 01:29:57 AM

trappedspirit: Old. My money is on old.


I see your old and throw in DUI
 
2012-06-17 01:31:42 AM

trappedspirit: Old. My money is on old.


I read another article earlier that was much more detailed than TFA, and yes, the driver is old.

Edit: Not sure if this is the exact article I read earlier, but it does have more info Link She's 63, which is a little bit younger than I would have guessed, but still technically old.
 
2012-06-17 01:37:50 AM
This thread is pretty full of funny so far.
 
2012-06-17 01:52:23 AM
Who is the a-hole that let her out of the kitchen?
 
2012-06-17 02:05:28 AM
Sufferin' succotash!
 
2012-06-17 02:19:58 AM
Don't take her license or else the AARP will para drop into town.
 
2012-06-17 02:48:30 AM
Nice....

I just came in here to say that your headline is absolutely full of win, subby.

/impressed
 
2012-06-17 04:29:14 AM
www.nationalturk.com

Fortunately unharmed.
 
2012-06-17 04:32:16 AM
Good headline. I expected something to do with Peru, though.
 
2012-06-17 05:16:41 AM
Any kidney injuries?
 
2012-06-17 05:51:54 AM
 
2012-06-17 05:55:51 AM
Were any glee club members injured?
 
2012-06-17 08:41:52 AM
lacnip.org
 
2012-06-17 09:47:27 AM
By chance was she a Navy veteran, driving a green Pinto?
 
2012-06-17 10:05:13 AM
One of the BEST headlines I've ever read on FARK. I needed the the laugh...there was a lot of dust in here after reading the "what wold you say to your father" thread.

Thanks, Subby. ;)
 
2012-06-17 10:19:46 AM
Priscilla Ford reincarnated in Ohio? More likely than you think
 
2012-06-17 11:44:12 AM

dopekitty74: trappedspirit: Old. My money is on old.

I see your old and throw in DUI



I don't think I'd go with the DUI. I'm putting my money on "mistook the gas pedal for the brake".

Lima - Lost in Middle America
 
2012-06-17 01:13:25 PM

Dingfod: By chance was she a Navy veteran, driving a green Pinto?



I see what you did there! And I lol'd Also, kudos to subby great headline!

//native Ohioian
 
2012-06-17 02:48:40 PM
FTA: "The driver's name will be released pending the investigation, the spokesman added."

If it will be released pending (prior to the completion of) the investigation, then why didn't you ask for it?
Or did you mean will NOT, and you just have the writing skills of a hamster? Whatever. I could care less.
 
2012-06-17 04:18:40 PM
One of my mom's friends was one of the injured. She's ok thankfully but I guess one of the people hit lost a leg.

I've heard a couple of stories. One was the dog was running around the car and she hit the gas instead of the brake due to not paying attention. The other is that she was drunk and combative.

The local news is doing a poor job covering it though. I guess some of the reports are pretty pathetic.
 
2012-06-17 11:32:44 PM

The Ice Queen: One of my mom's friends was one of the injured. She's ok thankfully but I guess one of the people hit lost a leg.

I've heard a couple of stories. One was the dog was running around the car and she hit the gas instead of the brake due to not paying attention. The other is that she was drunk and combative.

The local news is doing a poor job covering it though. I guess some of the reports are pretty pathetic.


I hope shthey are ok. I had friends at the show but thankfully none were injured. You know when you see your hometown on fark it's not going to be a good thing
 
2012-06-17 11:35:41 PM
..THEY are ok.

/FTFM
 
2012-06-17 11:40:04 PM

The Ice Queen: One of my mom's friends was one of the injured. She's ok thankfully but I guess one of the people hit lost a leg.

I've heard a couple of stories. One was the dog was running around the car and she hit the gas instead of the brake due to not paying attention. The other is that she was drunk and combative.

The local news is doing a poor job covering it though. I guess some of the reports are pretty pathetic.


I see WLIO is as good as I remember. Actually when I read this I was worried. My sister is a 63 year old woman with a small 4-door car and the sort of medical issues that could lead to this. No dog, however.
 
2012-06-17 11:43:11 PM

the1hatman: The Ice Queen: One of my mom's friends was one of the injured. She's ok thankfully but I guess one of the people hit lost a leg.

I've heard a couple of stories. One was the dog was running around the car and she hit the gas instead of the brake due to not paying attention. The other is that she was drunk and combative.

The local news is doing a poor job covering it though. I guess some of the reports are pretty pathetic.

I hope shthey are ok. I had friends at the show but thankfully none were injured. You know when you see your hometown on fark it's not going to be a good thing


Think how I feel. Lima native and now I live in Nurk, Ahia.

/ we could have our own FARK tag
 
2012-06-18 12:01:48 AM
Let's see if Nurk gets greenlit.
 
2012-06-18 10:40:40 AM
The most recent article I found so far said police say it was probably an accident. (link)

I don't know how you could do such a thing accidentally.
 
2012-06-18 10:43:40 AM
She hit that like an old man in a farmer's market.
 
2012-06-18 10:45:13 AM

The One True TheDavid: The most recent article I found so far said police say it was probably an accident. (link)

I don't know how you could do such a thing accidentally.


The accident would be inadequate licensing standards. We require people who work in foodservice to recertify that they know how to wash their hands every two years to keep their job. Why not expect drivers to re-test regularly to ensure they're safe operating a two ton weapon?
 
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