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2012-06-16 09:25:34 PM
His name is Robert Paulson. Or Simon Cowell.
 
2012-06-16 09:26:21 PM
And done in one.
 
2012-06-16 09:27:38 PM
I feel bad for this guy. Unusually bad, considering I haven't been through what he has, and I don't know him. Empathetic. I have absolutely no desire to make crude jokes at his or other fat people's expense.

I haven't had a drink in 6 days. That's deliberate, and highly unusual for me. I think it's farking with my head.
 
2012-06-16 09:27:48 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-16 09:28:13 PM
Point of inquiry - does said milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
 
Rat
2012-06-16 09:28:39 PM
Don't talk about me like I'm not here.

©
 
2012-06-16 09:29:55 PM
Is this the thread where fat people have an involuntary "condition"?
 
2012-06-16 09:33:56 PM
img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2012-06-16 09:36:09 PM
Transgender maybe?
 
2012-06-16 09:44:47 PM

jaytkay: Is this the thread where fat people have an involuntary "condition"?


I don't know if I have a documented "condition" but growing up as a three sport athlete I had always had a big chest. It is actually more normal looking now that I have a beer belly than as a 10,000 yard a day swimmer.
 
2012-06-16 09:47:55 PM
WTF, people? Look at TFA. Gynecomastia is condition whose existence is independent of fatness, although obesity may increase its phenotypic expression. It has zero to do with being transgender. "Transgender maybe?" Is that a (lazy, unnecessary, ignorant, etc.) farking diagnosis of some sort? This is just... just... /facepalm.
 
2012-06-16 09:49:22 PM

great_tigers: jaytkay: Is this the thread where fat people have an involuntary "condition"?

I don't know if I have a documented "condition" but growing up as a three sport athlete I had always had a big chest. It is actually more normal looking now that I have a beer belly than as a 10,000 yard a day swimmer.



It was probably muscle, as opposed to adipose deposits.
 
2012-06-16 09:50:17 PM
but he misses getting to lick his nipples
 
2012-06-16 09:51:38 PM

runcible spork: WTF, people? Look at TFA. Gynecomastia is condition whose existence is independent of fatness, although obesity may increase its phenotypic expression. It has zero to do with being transgender. "Transgender maybe?" Is that a (lazy, unnecessary, ignorant, etc.) farking diagnosis of some sort? This is just... just... /facepalm.


Know how I know you have moobs?
 
2012-06-16 09:51:58 PM

jaytkay: Is this the thread where fat people have an involuntary "condition"?


Not every male with breasts is fat...
There's gynecomastia which is the development of breast tissue in men and pseudogynecomastia, which is fat deposits in the chest that resemble breasts.

If you're fat and you have pseudogynecomastia, you can work out, lose weight, etc., and your chest will resemble a normal male's.

However, if you've got gynecomastia, you have actual breasts. Breast tissue that cannot be dieted or exercised away. In fact, losing weight might even bring more attention to the fact that you have breasts as it's somewhat normal for a fat guy to have "moobs". But a skinny guy with a rack is REAL noticeable. Especially if you, like I did, have C cups.

Like a woman's breasts, dieting might affect the size and shape but if you have breasts, it's not going to go away through weight loss.
 
2012-06-16 09:53:21 PM

styckx: runcible spork: WTF, people? Look at TFA. Gynecomastia is condition whose existence is independent of fatness, although obesity may increase its phenotypic expression. It has zero to do with being transgender. "Transgender maybe?" Is that a (lazy, unnecessary, ignorant, etc.) farking diagnosis of some sort? This is just... just... /facepalm.

Know how I know you have moobs?



Know how I know you haven't looked at my profile?
 
2012-06-16 09:54:02 PM

runcible spork: great_tigers: jaytkay: Is this the thread where fat people have an involuntary "condition"?

I don't know if I have a documented "condition" but growing up as a three sport athlete I had always had a big chest. It is actually more normal looking now that I have a beer belly than as a 10,000 yard a day swimmer.


It was probably muscle, as opposed to adipose deposits.


Thanks for being nice. There was definitively muscle, thick firm big time muscle. It was and still is just under a lot of fatty material.
 
2012-06-16 09:59:37 PM
numbone:be he misses getting to lick his nipples

*snerk

/And Fuggin...yes, it probably is, but that gets better in time. In a lot of ways.
 
2012-06-16 10:13:45 PM
So few comments, this topic must cut close to the bone with lots of farkers.
 
2012-06-16 10:15:05 PM

runcible spork: styckx: runcible spork: WTF, people? Look at TFA. Gynecomastia is condition whose existence is independent of fatness, although obesity may increase its phenotypic expression. It has zero to do with being transgender. "Transgender maybe?" Is that a (lazy, unnecessary, ignorant, etc.) farking diagnosis of some sort? This is just... just... /facepalm.

Know how I know you have moobs?

Know how I know you haven't looked at my profile?


www.consolegames.ro
 
2012-06-16 10:28:40 PM
www.cool-story.com
 
2012-06-16 10:29:20 PM
I grew up with moobs and still have them but I learned to not give a crap. If someone says anything about my boobs I just laugh. It doesn't hurt me anymore.
 
2012-06-16 10:32:54 PM
Yeah sorry about middle school dude, but I was always thankful the just plain fat kid was there to draw attention from my aural atresia.

I also had my surgeries over summer at age 13. Doctors can't argue that a little jogging will fix a blocked ear canal. Still deaf on the left, but it looks normal now.
 
2012-06-16 10:50:11 PM

Ashtrey: Yeah sorry about middle school dude, but I was always thankful the just plain fat kid was there to draw attention from my aural atresia.

I also had my surgeries over summer at age 13. Doctors can't argue that a little jogging will fix a blocked ear canal. Still deaf on the left, but it looks normal now.


Eh, there was nothing physically to draw attention to me but I was the tormented too. At my old school I was popular enough with lots of friends, but when I moved to a new, smaller school I was the "new kid". Middle school is brutal no matter who you are. It has nothing to do with you personally, you're just the weakest of the pack. And while I rarely ever think about it now, god help those idiots if I ever acquire power, they're going to vanish in the middle of the night.

/What, no I'm totally over it, I swear.
 
2012-06-16 10:50:28 PM
What would Jesus do? I'm pretty sure he'd hang his head in shame as he used an industrial strength blow torch to char the enlarged moob tissue from his body.
 
2012-06-16 10:59:07 PM

jaytkay: Is this the thread where fat people have an involuntary "condition"?


Because sometimes it is... But hey, you gotta vilify people who don't look like you, because they're bad people and should feel bad.
 
2012-06-16 11:05:07 PM
i172.photobucket.com

R.I.P. MOOPS
 
2012-06-16 11:14:07 PM
Big muscle pecs are hot and delicious.

farm1.staticflickr.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

/om nom nom nom
 
2012-06-16 11:15:43 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: R.I.P. MOOPS


+2 because George had moobs too
 
2012-06-16 11:18:08 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Big muscle pecs are hot and delicious.





/om nom nom nom


Fake and gay.
 
2012-06-16 11:21:45 PM
Mark Ratner:
Fake and gay.

Not fake. Definitely gay.
 
2012-06-16 11:23:35 PM
OH THE HUGE MANTITIES!!!
 
2012-06-16 11:25:59 PM

Mark Ratner: Keizer_Ghidorah: Big muscle pecs are hot and delicious.

/om nom nom nom

Fake and gay.


How are they fake?
 
2012-06-16 11:30:38 PM
images.wikia.com

Don't mess with his lumps
 
2012-06-16 11:33:00 PM
f00.inventorspot.com

/slackers
 
2012-06-16 11:44:42 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: Keizer_Ghidorah: Big muscle pecs are hot and delicious.

/om nom nom nom

Fake and gay.

How are they fake?


Implants. And the second gay guy used a sharpie to accentuate his abs.
 
2012-06-16 11:49:12 PM

Mark Ratner: Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: Keizer_Ghidorah: Big muscle pecs are hot and delicious.

/om nom nom nom

Fake and gay.

How are they fake?

Implants. And the second gay guy used a sharpie to accentuate his abs.


Um, yeah, whatever you say.
 
2012-06-16 11:57:15 PM

Mark Ratner: Implants. And the second gay guy used a sharpie to accentuate his abs.


You forgot to add that his knees were too sharp and that he is way below your standards...
 
2012-06-17 12:07:45 AM

que.guero: Mark Ratner: Implants. And the second gay guy used a sharpie to accentuate his abs.

You forgot to add that his knees were too sharp and that he is way below your standards...


Lol...good one.
 
2012-06-17 12:22:39 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: I feel bad for this guy. Unusually bad, considering I haven't been through what he has, and I don't know him. Empathetic. I have absolutely no desire to make crude jokes at his or other fat people's expense.

I haven't had a drink in 6 days. That's deliberate, and highly unusual for me. I think it's farking with my head.


Probably a good thing, since booze in excess negatively impacts testosterone levels.
 
2012-06-17 12:23:08 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Big muscle pecs are hot and delicious.





/om nom nom nom


First one to me is eww, second is ok but it's a little too much for me. Also the no hair kind of creeps me out.

/just my own opinion.
 
2012-06-17 12:31:17 AM
Unpopular middle school kids are gonna get teased for something: if it's not moobs, it's acne or height or body odor or your parents being poor.

Remember that It Gets Better: by the time you're all in your thirties, your biatch tits will still be about the same, but the popular kids will have gotten fat enough that theirs look like yours now too. Also they all married each other and live in the suburbs raising kids that they wish they had never had.
 
2012-06-17 12:43:03 AM

sleeps in trees: Keizer_Ghidorah: Big muscle pecs are hot and delicious.

/om nom nom nom

First one to me is eww, second is ok but it's a little too much for me. Also the no hair kind of creeps me out.

/just my own opinion.


Me no like fuzzy. Me like smooth skin. Feels much better than rough icky hair.

pukkap.files.wordpress.com

This is my physical ideal. Buff yet beefy, powerful yet soft, with sexy curves of muscle. True beefcake, ready to be savored.
 
2012-06-17 12:53:42 AM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

/Hawt
 
2012-06-17 12:54:00 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Me no like fuzzy. Me like smooth skin. Feels much better than rough icky hair.


Have you tried being attracted to... girl?
 
2012-06-17 12:54:34 AM

Jack Kerouac: Fuggin Bizzy: I feel bad for this guy. Unusually bad, considering I haven't been through what he has, and I don't know him. Empathetic. I have absolutely no desire to make crude jokes at his or other fat people's expense.

I haven't had a drink in 6 days. That's deliberate, and highly unusual for me. I think it's farking with my head.

Probably a good thing, since booze in excess negatively impacts testosterone levels.


That's why I drink as much as I do. Otherwise I'd be busting out with supertestosteronepowers everywhere
 
2012-06-17 12:58:20 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Big muscle pecs are hot and delicious.

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[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x660]

/om nom nom nom


Big is ok, but I'm about the subtlety of the power in the pecks..

Example:

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When this movie was out on VHS, my girlfriend and I kept rewinding this scene over and over and over...you get the idea.
 
2012-06-17 01:03:55 AM

shivashakti: jaytkay: Is this the thread where fat people have an involuntary "condition"?

Not every male with breasts is fat...
There's gynecomastia which is the development of breast tissue in men and pseudogynecomastia, which is fat deposits in the chest that resemble breasts.

If you're fat and you have pseudogynecomastia, you can work out, lose weight, etc., and your chest will resemble a normal male's.

However, if you've got gynecomastia, you have actual breasts. Breast tissue that cannot be dieted or exercised away. In fact, losing weight might even bring more attention to the fact that you have breasts as it's somewhat normal for a fat guy to have "moobs". But a skinny guy with a rack is REAL noticeable. Especially if you, like I did, have C cups.

Like a woman's breasts, dieting might affect the size and shape but if you have breasts, it's not going to go away through weight loss.


I'm getting a kick out of this thread because I had a double mastectomy three months ago. I've been on dialysis for a couple of years and it's screwed up my hormones something fierce. Buncha annoying crap, the worst of which was that I developed these hard discs of tissue behind each nipple, each maybe about 30mm across and 8mm thick. You couldn't really see any moobs growing, but they hurt like bastards when I rolled on my stomach or jounced down stairs quickly.

After a few months of complaining to my nephrologist, I had a mammogram (uncomfortable, not painful), and an appointment with a breast cancer surgeon. A couple weeks later, she did the surgery. She did a great job and barely had to shave any chest hair off. I felt fine a week later.

I took before and after pictures, but I'll spare you guys the view of my pale, middle-aged, hairy chest.
 
2012-06-17 01:12:23 AM
poot_rootbeer: Keizer_Ghidorah: Me no like fuzzy. Me like smooth skin. Feels much better than rough icky hair.

Have you tried being attracted to... girl?


Pretty much THIS.
 
2012-06-17 01:14:20 AM

jeaux65: When this movie was out on VHS, my girlfriend and I kept rewinding this scene over and over and over...


LOL! My female friends roll their eyes when us guys talk about how hot XYZ actress was in some movie, but I've never done that before. I'll make sure to bring it up next time they ridicule us, haha XD
 
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