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2012-06-16 08:55:15 PM
2 votes:

Lernaeus: I hate them because they get together in huge groups and clog up the two-lane can't-see-far-enough-ahead-to-pass winding roads I drive to get home every day.

A 7 mile commute at 15 miles per hour is obnoxious, especially in a standard-shift, especially staring at skinny dude asses the whole trip.

GET OFF THE DAMN ROAD. YOU ARE NOT, NOR EVER WILL BE, LANCE F*CKING ARMSTRONG.


you sound fat.
2012-06-16 07:44:03 PM
2 votes:

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Benevolent Misanthrope: DrySocket: I commute by bike every day along a very busy bike route in Seattle downtown. 99% of bike riders are very careful and considerate. If im stopped at a light with 6-7 other riders and one asshole on a fixie decides he doesnt need to stop with the rest of us, you better damn well expect me to chew you out

WTF? Why would you chew me out because some guy on a fixie pissed you off? It's not like I'm some douchbag bike commuter.

/Ford F-250
//Respects bike lanes and bikers on un-bike-laned roads
///Stay to your side, or get smacked with a side mirror, assholes

What's with the violent threats? You are aware that bicycles are legally road vehicles and have a legal right to be there, don't you? And even if they didn't, or you didn't know, you're surely aware that hitting people is a serious offence, aren't you? As in, cuffed, stuffed, prosecuted, sentenced, and criminal record offence. You did know that, right? Even threatening can be actionable. You can even go to jail for threatening under some circumstances.

Drivers need to chill the fark out. Everyone needs to chill the fark out. Road irritations are a problem of privileged people. If it's really that big a deal for you, then you've got a very narrow perspective.


What's with the outrage? You are aware that bicycles are also required to follow the rules of the road, aren't you? And even if they weren't, or you weren't aware, you're surely aware that it's impossible for a truck that large to swerve into oncoming traffic to avoid one's mirror hitting a bicyclist who just swerved out into one's lane, aren't you?

You need to follow your own advice and chill the fark out. Outrage over benign Internet comments are a problem of overly privileged snowflake-type people. If it's really that big a deal for you, then you've got bigger problems.
2012-06-16 06:47:12 PM
2 votes:
I hate them because they get together in huge groups and clog up the two-lane can't-see-far-enough-ahead-to-pass winding roads I drive to get home every day.

A 7 mile commute at 15 miles per hour is obnoxious, especially in a standard-shift, especially staring at skinny dude asses the whole trip.

GET OFF THE DAMN ROAD. YOU ARE NOT, NOR EVER WILL BE, LANCE F*CKING ARMSTRONG.
2012-06-16 06:18:34 PM
2 votes:
I am sorry, but that just looks stupid to me.

Maybe rename in it "Jackass on Bikes"?
2012-06-18 07:14:15 PM
1 votes:
The funniest part was seeing the van's mirror get trashed, immediately followed by "TO SHOW YOU THE MOST SKILLED URBAN CYCLISTS IN THE WORLD"
2012-06-17 02:20:47 AM
1 votes:
I dislike when the weekend warrior peleton cruises through my neck of the woods on their way to the local Starbucks. They ride parallel to the designated (and scenic) bike path, disobeying signals because they feel they can scoot through the intersection faster than the turning car, and making scene while I get my coffee.

"I forgot to fill my water bottle" doesn't give your sweaty spandex clad ass a reason to stink up/dirty up the place for everyone else.
2012-06-16 11:41:16 PM
1 votes:

Inconceivable!: It's lots of fun


Where I live it is a pain in the ass and exhausting.

Yes, I sound fat.
2012-06-16 10:11:36 PM
1 votes:
does it have a crash section? i'd watch that. of course, if somebody really got hurt they probably wouldn't include it. it's a shame, really.

/douchey cyclists are douchey
2012-06-16 09:42:46 PM
1 votes:

Blink: Sylvia_Bandersnatch:

You're worried about your manhood and your own selfish interests. You admit it, if not in so many words. Like I said, you need to grow up. You won't, of course. And some day, you'll figure out what's stupid about that just a short while after it would have been useful. Until then, just keep on jackassin' and hope you don't kill anybody. Because without good sense on your side, luck is all you've got.

You're either the biggest asshole I've witnessed today, an angst-ridden thirteen year old boy, or a troll. It's gotten to the point where I can no longer tell the difference between them. Though, I suppose you could be all three.


Surely you can think of more possibilities than that. I mean, there's one that seems really obvious to me. Probably not to you, though, if I'm right.
2012-06-16 09:36:16 PM
1 votes:
Heh, not even Motorhead could make cycling look cool. I get that it's a cheaper healthier way to get around, but sorry, it'll never be cool.
2012-06-16 09:08:32 PM
1 votes:
Last time i got in a spat with a 2 wheeler the police locked me up in the mental hospital for a week. I hate people on bikes.
2012-06-16 08:54:23 PM
1 votes:

doglover: gopher321: don't cycle myself, but I'm pretty sure there are far more asshole/idiot drivers out there than cyclists.

By volume? No.

Per Capita? No.

In your specific region? Possibly.


I assure for every 100 people on bicycles, many more of them are insane or assholes than people in cars. And I also assure you that for every asshole you have drivin' around, Asia has 100 or more cyclists somehow smoking a cigarette AND texting.


I dont ride a bike(at least not for a long long time), and i can tell you for sure. Car drivers are by far worse by capita the people on bikes. having lived in quite a few states and 4 countries. People in cars turn retarded the moment the turn that key.
2012-06-16 08:54:20 PM
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Tillmaster: Adolf Oliver Nipples: mr smart the great: i was hoping some one would open their door on the asshole that broke the mirror

He didn't break the mirror. It was on a pivot and when he hit it the mirror sprung forward. All the guy had to do was reach out and pull it back.

Modern vehicles, how do they work?

So it's Ok to hit another vehicle, as long as it's modern?

Pillock!

It hurt the rider a hell of a lot more than it hurt the car. Was it right? Of course not. Was it a big deal? Absolutely not.


I have replace a couple of those same mirrors on my van. If he hit the glass at all, it takes nothing to ruining the glass mounting inside the housing. The first time my right side mirror hit something (on the front side of housing) and the glass came flying into the cabin. The housing had a simple scratch. The second mirror just simply couldn't hold the glass still after awhile. The housing can take a beating but the mount for the glass cannot take a hit. My 1984 truck I used to have on the other hand had much better mirrors. My left side got hit hard by another truck and simply pushed back out without any damage. Either way, I was rooting for the person who opened their door on the cyclists.
2012-06-16 08:39:21 PM
1 votes:

styckx: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: styckx: I hate them in certain areas.. Like where they don't have a bike lane bust since it's a "cool road" they hog it up anyway.

Case in point.. Lincoln Rd in Vermont.. This road is a nice curvy uphill climb which will take you to the mountain peaks at Sugarbush ski resort.

There are ZERO bike paths on this road, 45mph (55-60 is the norm though) yet the cyclists insist on constantly using it for the "challenge".. What they do is make it unsafe as shiat.. Nothing like coming around a blinding S turn with a river on one side, granite cliff face on the other and suddenly see a spandex ass in the way..

You could grow up, slow down, and drive safely, but I know that may be expecting too much.

At 45.. The posted speed limit this shiat is still unsafe.. fark your smug attitude I'm not driving like grandma under the posted speed limit just incase some moron on a bike is half way ass out in the rode in a blind spot.


Since you think the posted speed limit along your route is unsafe, maybe you should petition to have it lowered.
2012-06-16 08:24:19 PM
1 votes:
"The most skilled cyclists"

For 'skilled' read 'moronic, stupid, selfish, belligerent, insane, arrogant, ignorant, dangerous, suicidal, dickish'

Sylvia_Bandersnatch:

You could grow up, slow down, and drive safely, but I know that may be expecting too much.


I drive an 18-tonne truck for a living. I had a short, 4-hour shift this morning. I never take blind country lane corners at more that 20mph. This comes from experience.

At 11.14 this morning, on a country lane inbetween Shadoxhurst and Bethersden, Kent, UK. I was proceeding in a northerly direction, approaching a corner, I slowed. To be met by 20 or so cyclists, barrelling southwards towards me, on the corner, all over the road shiat the front of my truck before I could come to a complete stop. A further shiat those that had already fallen before the rest of the group got the message and stopped.

No fatalities, but a shiatload of blood.

/Absolved of any blame by the police. Digital tacho cards are a wonderful thing, after all
2012-06-16 08:07:16 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who feels the most important thing is to find more images of the hottie with her shirt unzipped enough to see the boobs at 1.50 in the video?
2012-06-16 08:05:15 PM
1 votes:
I hate them in certain areas.. Like where they don't have a bike lane bust since it's a "cool road" they hog it up anyway.

Case in point.. Lincoln Rd in Vermont.. This road is a nice curvy uphill climb which will take you to the mountain peaks at Sugarbush ski resort.

There are ZERO bike paths on this road, 45mph (55-60 is the norm though) yet the cyclists insist on constantly using it for the "challenge".. What they do is make it unsafe as shiat.. Nothing like coming around a blinding S turn with a river on one side, granite cliff face on the other and suddenly see a spandex ass in the way..
2012-06-16 07:36:36 PM
1 votes:
Not sure which is worse, the assholes on two wheels or the soundtrack.
2012-06-16 07:08:43 PM
1 votes:
Critical Mass is why people hate bikers.

Because getting together en masse, clogging a major roadway, and going as farkING SLOW AS POSSIBLE is how to get people to sympathize with the plight of the poor, misunderstood bicyclist.
2012-06-16 07:07:53 PM
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: He didn't break the mirror. It was on a pivot and when he hit it the mirror sprung forward. All the guy had to do was reach out and pull it back.


Still illegal to hit that mirror and in bad taste.

If you should catch these bikers on your street, scratching up your car with their lycra covered ass hairs, you'll understand.
2012-06-16 07:05:49 PM
1 votes:
I've always loved riding my bicycle, but a lot of these "cyclists" just need to die.
2012-06-16 06:30:02 PM
1 votes:

DrySocket: I commute by bike every day along a very busy bike route in Seattle downtown. 99% of bike riders are very careful and considerate. If im stopped at a light with 6-7 other riders and one asshole on a fixie decides he doesnt need to stop with the rest of us, you better damn well expect me to chew you out


WTF? Why would you chew me out because some guy on a fixie pissed you off? It's not like I'm some douchbag bike commuter.

/Ford F-250
//Respects bike lanes and bikers on un-bike-laned roads
///Stay to your side, or get smacked with a side mirror, assholes
2012-06-16 06:23:56 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: don't cycle myself, but I'm pretty sure there are far more asshole/idiot drivers out there than cyclists.


By volume? No.

Per Capita? No.

In your specific region? Possibly.


I assure for every 100 people on bicycles, many more of them are insane or assholes than people in cars. And I also assure you that for every asshole you have drivin' around, Asia has 100 or more cyclists somehow smoking a cigarette AND texting.
2012-06-16 05:45:23 PM
1 votes:
Um, the parts where they're shooting guns at each other are fake, right? How much else is?

Anyhow, I saw far too many cars hitting their brakes in that video. Those guys probably don't have enough life insurance to cover the damage they do to your car, but take one for the team.
2012-06-16 05:38:25 PM
1 votes:
How many messenger documentaries can there be? I'll still watch it, but seems like low hanging vegetables...
2012-06-16 05:37:27 PM
1 votes:
I take it that Assholery On Two Wheels will be in limited release?
2012-06-16 04:45:46 PM
1 votes:
Wow, what a collection of douchebags.
2012-06-16 04:43:18 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: A movie trailer? No I don't think that's why, subby.


lastplacecomics.com
2012-06-16 04:13:44 PM
1 votes:
That's pretty cool.
 
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