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		Ewok accused of displaying his chub chub on an Imperial shuttle. The Sun is there (thesun.co.uk)		46
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farkingismybusiness		2012-06-16 04:09:03 PM

Life's hard for an Ewok these days. I mean look at what poor Warwick has to do to get by lately.

Mugato		2012-06-16 04:34:22 PM

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!

Saborlas		2012-06-16 05:12:55 PM

As if Beowulf in Space didn't ruin the Yub Yub song enough for me...

Drunken_Polar_Bear		2012-06-16 06:13:57 PM

Suspect quoted as saying "Rub nub!"

OOBE Juan Kenobi		2012-06-16 06:15:55 PM

tripod

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-06-16 06:17:46 PM

Drunken_Polar_Bear: Suspect quoted as saying "Rub nub!"

"Ooo Teeny!"

/I know that's a Jawa

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-06-16 06:19:48 PM

Amper		2012-06-16 06:30:26 PM

FTFA: and performed a sex act under a juggler's hat for half-an-hour.

Well, we know he's not a farker, that's multiple orders of magnitude beyond their endurance.

"The normal consequence of that is to prison you go... But this is an unusual sort of case"

That's pretty sad, that playing an Ewok/Goblin is all it takes for 'celebrity sentencing' status in the UK.

Old Man Winter		2012-06-16 06:31:37 PM

"In October 2010 he sat next to a schoolgirl on her way from London to Leicester - and performed a sex act under a juggler's hat for half-an-hour."

Little People are so cute.

lack of warmth		2012-06-16 06:31:52 PM

The bailiffs should dress up as stormtroopers when his case comes up. Throw a federation uniform on the judge and dress the stenographer as Princess Leia. Call Mark Hamill to represent him. No reason for court to always be boring.

AbiNormal		2012-06-16 06:34:55 PM

farking furries.

Void_Beavis		2012-06-16 06:35:25 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel:

+1. Tears in eyes. LOL

Snarfangel		2012-06-16 06:36:24 PM

He looks like a diminutive evil genius.

I shall call him... Mini-Me.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-16 06:42:07 PM

Celebrate the love.

thesloppy		2012-06-16 06:44:27 PM

Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.

Buffet		2012-06-16 06:50:07 PM

There is only ONE of those that is not grotesquely sickening to look at - mine.
Go figure?

hbk72777		2012-06-16 06:59:09 PM

If you're going to expose yourself, make sure you're not easy to remember.

Nobody forgets a midget

AcneVulgaris		2012-06-16 07:03:57 PM

I say "Chub Chub". Then I giggle for a while. Then I says it again, and I giggle for a while.

I love fark when I'm really high!

SewerUrchin99		2012-06-16 07:05:31 PM

Came to post that Chease Weasel...thanks for saving the trouble :D

+1 indeed

Nem Wan		2012-06-16 07:26:29 PM

There is no underwear in space.
i15.photobucket.com

Rewind2482		2012-06-16 07:26:41 PM

That's no moon...

LesserEvil		2012-06-16 07:27:18 PM

farkingismybusiness: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]
Life's hard for an Ewok these days. I mean look at what poor Warwick has to do to get by lately.

i.imgur.com

Heh... Life's Too Short is pretty funny... but I imagine Warwick isn't laughing that they posted a picture of his Ewok character in the Sun article about the pervo actor masturbating on a train.

KrispyKritter		2012-06-16 07:27:48 PM

he's a lucky man. not everyone achieves their goal in life.

digitalrain		2012-06-16 07:33:14 PM

KrispyKritter: he's a lucky man. not everyone achieves their goal in life.

What? Getting a little wood?

fusillade762		2012-06-16 07:35:59 PM

Mugato: Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.

www.treknews.net

Nick Nostril		2012-06-16 07:37:12 PM

Nem Wan		2012-06-16 07:41:58 PM

LesserEvil: I imagine Warwick isn't laughing that they posted a picture of his Ewok character in the Sun article about the pervo actor masturbating on a train.

That picture is not of Warwick but it is not of Nicki Reade either. Reade is this one, apparently never seen very well if that's the best picture. Warwick played the first Ewok in the movie, who finds Princess Leia.

Vorpal		2012-06-16 07:47:07 PM

He played Wicket's brother Whackit

LesserEvil		2012-06-16 07:57:01 PM

Nem Wan: LesserEvil: I imagine Warwick isn't laughing that they posted a picture of his Ewok character in the Sun article about the pervo actor masturbating on a train.

That picture is not of Warwick but it is not of Nicki Reade either. Reade is this one, apparently never seen very well if that's the best picture. Warwick played the first Ewok in the movie, who finds Princess Leia.

i.imgur.com

Wow... looks like he was jacking it, even then.

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease		2012-06-16 08:01:38 PM

Warwick was great in "Ray"

gunther_bumpass		2012-06-16 08:11:55 PM

Old Man Winter: "In October 2010 he sat next to a schoolgirl on her way from London to Leicester - and performed a sex act under a juggler's hat for half-an-hour."

Screw it, I'm on board for bailing him out because of that sentence.
As a matter of fact, that's about the finest sentence ever written.

gunther_bumpass		2012-06-16 08:13:28 PM

Vorpal: He played Wicket's brother Whackit

el o farking el.

sid2112		2012-06-16 08:29:32 PM

Dude looks like megamind.

And no I'm not posting a pic this time.

Mugato		2012-06-16 08:44:13 PM

gunther_bumpass: Vorpal: He played Wicket's brother Whackit

el o farking el.

Dammit. . It was right there. And it took this long for someone to drop it. I'm ashamed of myself.

DrMcNinja		2012-06-16 08:51:31 PM

Crusty Jugglers...

Foolkiller		2012-06-16 09:00:18 PM

belhade		2012-06-16 09:09:30 PM

johnnygew		2012-06-16 10:19:45 PM

Finally appropriate?
cdn.hotstockmarket.com

PacManDreaming		2012-06-16 10:27:48 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 1.bp.blogspot.com

i49.tinypic.com

Demetrius		2012-06-16 10:57:18 PM

Was it the drunk horny Ewok from the Today show?

i.ytimg.com

Bronzemom		2012-06-16 11:56:10 PM

So the lone woman was thought that the 4foot 5in man would attack if she screamed . Agood handbag and that ewok goes down hard come on . 2 hit one to the side of the head with the handbag and two ewok down on the deck .

moike		2012-06-17 12:08:52 AM

Isildur		2012-06-17 03:04:44 AM

Oh, for Pete's sake, there he goes again!

i.imgur.com

snorkblaster		2012-06-17 03:30:02 AM

"In October 2010 he sat next to a schoolgirl on her way from London to Leicester - and performed a sex act under a juggler's hat for half-an-hour."

... I put on my robe and ~~wizard's~~ juggler's hat...