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(The Sun)   Ewok accused of displaying his chub chub on an Imperial shuttle. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-06-16 04:09:03 PM  
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Life's hard for an Ewok these days. I mean look at what poor Warwick has to do to get by lately.
 
2012-06-16 04:34:22 PM  
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!
 
2012-06-16 05:12:55 PM  
As if Beowulf in Space didn't ruin the Yub Yub song enough for me...
 
2012-06-16 06:13:57 PM  
Suspect quoted as saying "Rub nub!"
 
2012-06-16 06:15:55 PM  
tripod
 
2012-06-16 06:17:46 PM  

Drunken_Polar_Bear: Suspect quoted as saying "Rub nub!"


"Ooo Teeny!"

/I know that's a Jawa
 
2012-06-16 06:19:48 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-16 06:30:26 PM  
FTFA: and performed a sex act under a juggler's hat for half-an-hour.

Well, we know he's not a farker, that's multiple orders of magnitude beyond their endurance.

"The normal consequence of that is to prison you go... But this is an unusual sort of case"

That's pretty sad, that playing an Ewok/Goblin is all it takes for 'celebrity sentencing' status in the UK.
 
2012-06-16 06:31:37 PM  
"In October 2010 he sat next to a schoolgirl on her way from London to Leicester - and performed a sex act under a juggler's hat for half-an-hour."

Little People are so cute.
 
2012-06-16 06:31:52 PM  
The bailiffs should dress up as stormtroopers when his case comes up. Throw a federation uniform on the judge and dress the stenographer as Princess Leia. Call Mark Hamill to represent him. No reason for court to always be boring.
 
2012-06-16 06:34:55 PM  
farking furries.
 
2012-06-16 06:35:25 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel:

+1. Tears in eyes. LOL
 
2012-06-16 06:36:24 PM  
He looks like a diminutive evil genius.

I shall call him... Mini-Me.
 
2012-06-16 06:42:07 PM  
Celebrate the love.
 
2012-06-16 06:44:27 PM  
Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.
 
2012-06-16 06:50:07 PM  
There is only ONE of those that is not grotesquely sickening to look at - mine.
Go figure?
 
2012-06-16 06:59:09 PM  
If you're going to expose yourself, make sure you're not easy to remember.

Nobody forgets a midget
 
2012-06-16 07:03:57 PM  
I say "Chub Chub". Then I giggle for a while. Then I says it again, and I giggle for a while.

I love fark when I'm really high!
 
2012-06-16 07:05:31 PM  
Came to post that Chease Weasel...thanks for saving the trouble :D

+1 indeed
 
2012-06-16 07:26:29 PM  
There is no underwear in space.
i15.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 07:26:41 PM  
That's no moon...
 
2012-06-16 07:27:18 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]
Life's hard for an Ewok these days. I mean look at what poor Warwick has to do to get by lately.


i.imgur.com



Heh... Life's Too Short is pretty funny... but I imagine Warwick isn't laughing that they posted a picture of his Ewok character in the Sun article about the pervo actor masturbating on a train.
 
2012-06-16 07:27:48 PM  
he's a lucky man. not everyone achieves their goal in life.
 
2012-06-16 07:33:14 PM  

KrispyKritter: he's a lucky man. not everyone achieves their goal in life.


What? Getting a little wood?
 
2012-06-16 07:35:59 PM  

Mugato: Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.


www.treknews.net
 
2012-06-16 07:37:12 PM  
img710.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-16 07:41:58 PM  

LesserEvil: I imagine Warwick isn't laughing that they posted a picture of his Ewok character in the Sun article about the pervo actor masturbating on a train.


That picture is not of Warwick but it is not of Nicki Reade either. Reade is this one, apparently never seen very well if that's the best picture. Warwick played the first Ewok in the movie, who finds Princess Leia.
 
2012-06-16 07:47:07 PM  
He played Wicket's brother Whackit
 
2012-06-16 07:57:01 PM  

Nem Wan: LesserEvil: I imagine Warwick isn't laughing that they posted a picture of his Ewok character in the Sun article about the pervo actor masturbating on a train.

That picture is not of Warwick but it is not of Nicki Reade either. Reade is this one, apparently never seen very well if that's the best picture. Warwick played the first Ewok in the movie, who finds Princess Leia.


i.imgur.com

Wow... looks like he was jacking it, even then.
 
2012-06-16 08:01:38 PM  
Warwick was great in "Ray"
 
2012-06-16 08:11:55 PM  

Old Man Winter: "In October 2010 he sat next to a schoolgirl on her way from London to Leicester - and performed a sex act under a juggler's hat for half-an-hour."


Screw it, I'm on board for bailing him out because of that sentence.
As a matter of fact, that's about the finest sentence ever written.
 
2012-06-16 08:13:28 PM  

Vorpal: He played Wicket's brother Whackit


el o farking el.
 
2012-06-16 08:29:32 PM  
Dude looks like megamind.

And no I'm not posting a pic this time.
 
2012-06-16 08:44:13 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Vorpal: He played Wicket's brother Whackit

el o farking el.


Dammit. . It was right there. And it took this long for someone to drop it. I'm ashamed of myself.
 
2012-06-16 08:51:31 PM  
Crusty Jugglers...
 
2012-06-16 09:00:18 PM  
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2012-06-16 09:09:30 PM  

Nem Wan: LesserEvil: I imagine Warwick isn't laughing that they posted a picture of his Ewok character in the Sun article about the pervo actor masturbating on a train.

That picture is not of Warwick but it is not of Nicki Reade either. Reade is this one, apparently never seen very well if that's the best picture. Warwick played the first Ewok in the movie, who finds Princess Leia.


Dammit. That ruins my joke.

"That's what I'd call one sticky Wicket!"
 
2012-06-16 10:19:45 PM  
Finally appropriate?
cdn.hotstockmarket.com
 
2012-06-16 10:27:48 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 1.bp.blogspot.com


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-16 10:57:18 PM  
Was it the drunk horny Ewok from the Today show?

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-16 11:56:10 PM  
So the lone woman was thought that the 4foot 5in man would attack if she screamed . Agood handbag and that ewok goes down hard come on . 2 hit one to the side of the head with the handbag and two ewok down on the deck .
 
2012-06-17 12:08:52 AM  
www.funnypicturesonline.net
 
2012-06-17 03:04:44 AM  
Oh, for Pete's sake, there he goes again!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-17 03:30:02 AM  
"In October 2010 he sat next to a schoolgirl on her way from London to Leicester - and performed a sex act under a juggler's hat for half-an-hour."

... I put on my robe and wizard's juggler's hat...
 
2012-06-17 03:35:33 AM  
 
2012-06-18 12:26:27 AM  
I'll go ahead and post this...

writersgallery.com

NSFW version
 
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