What's his Fark handle?

19 years of creepy dedication

Or, as Farkers call it, a long-term relationship.

i feel for the guy. i've been there ya know. i met this girl 2 years ago and we hit it off that first night pretty well. we must have talked for all of 30 minutes. now she won't see me or take my calls, texts, emails, candygrams, flowers. she won't answer the door when i knock. raise the curtain when i tap on the window. go to her car when i stand in the yard waiting for her.

some days she sends some guy out to chase me off. says he is her husband. no way she would ever be with a clown like him when she has a guy like me available. and the stupid police keep trying to stand in our way too. now every time i hear sirens i feel the need to hide until they go away.

i hope he doesn't give up. true love always finds a way whether it likes it or not.

Gotta admire that level of dedication I usually only stalk women for 8 years, tops

BTW, I skipped the obvious "So a guy named Moses doesnt reach the promised land after decades of wandering" joke.

And every time I saw his name in TFA I kept thinking:

Or, on the other hand, she could have submitted herself to a lifetime of servitude and avoided all this unpleasantness.

Sgt Otter: This dude will not stop until he's dead. I hate to go all ITG here, but she should call him from a prepaid cell, invite him over, then drill his ass with a .45. Put knife in his hand, and call 911.

What if he's white?

I guess this Shepard isn't going to get his Tali.

/because Talimancers tend to be really farking creepy
//not all
///but many

TravisBickle62: Gotta admire that level of dedication I usually only stalk women for 8 years, tops


Don't worry, you'll find that special someone someday.

So.....what did he do that was wrong? Besides have bad taste in women. That ungrateful paranoid biatch.

I'll find you and destroy all you've built and care about.

Want to catch up at Panera sometime?

If this story was a movie starring Hugh Grant, it would make $100 million the first weekend.

Must have been a helluva first date.