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(Public Policy Polling)   New poll finds that Family Values™ Republicans in Nevada prefer hookers to gay marriage by a significant majority   (publicpolicypolling.com) divider line 33
    More: Obvious, family values, Republican, Sheldon Adelson, John Ensign, Nevada GOP  
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2012-06-16 04:35:54 PM
Well duh. Even a republican apologist would have guessed that.

/but they're all going to Hell
 
2012-06-16 06:09:25 PM
We're all wild westy here.

/pew pew pew
 
2012-06-16 06:10:07 PM
Hey, it's just professional courtesy
 
2012-06-16 06:15:35 PM
Nevada: where farking for love is worse than farking for money.
 
2012-06-16 06:17:59 PM
There's plenty about whores in the Bible. Gay marriage not so much. Its scriptural.
 
2012-06-16 06:23:18 PM

Serious Black: Nevada: where farking for love is worse than farking for money.


They should do another poll for homosexual brothels specifically to see the dissonance really kick in.
 
2012-06-16 06:30:50 PM

Serious Black: Nevada: where farking for love is worse than farking for money.


I would argue that anything not done for money is a sin in the eyes of the GOP.
 
2012-06-16 06:44:16 PM
It's a very short marriage, essentially.
 
2012-06-16 07:00:11 PM
What about gay guys who cheat on their husbands by going to female hookers?

What about married guys who cheat on their wives by going to male hookers?

And what about the turtles? Won't somebody think of the turtles?

/drunk by 4pm so sue me, you wanna fight about it?
 
2012-06-16 07:06:36 PM
I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.
 
2012-06-16 07:09:24 PM

Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.


Obaa-aa-aama wants to force goat-marry people too?!?
 
2012-06-16 07:14:21 PM

Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.


What about toasters, trees, dead people, and your mom?
 
2012-06-16 07:16:55 PM

Serious Black: Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.

What about toasters, trees, dead people, and your mom?


Hey, can we just get off Ontos mom, guys? I know I did.
 
2012-06-16 07:18:52 PM
That may be true, but Family Values™ Republicans in general prefer gay hookers by a super duper majority.

Remember, they are laser focused on job creation... Blowjobs, handjobs, and rimjobs.
 
2012-06-16 07:29:59 PM

Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.


I can still force/pay gay escorts to sodomize themselves with limbs violently ripped from young saplings in your world right?
 
2012-06-16 07:30:06 PM

Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.


Amen, brother.
 
2012-06-16 07:45:02 PM

Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.


RINO!
 
2012-06-16 07:48:26 PM
But how do they feel about gay prostitutes?
 
2012-06-16 07:57:44 PM
The UFOs/PolViews correlation is an interesting tidbit.
 
2012-06-16 08:14:30 PM
I was at an air race today. The Republican booth was staffed entirely by old ladies. I was tempted to ask them whether or not they remembered the civil rights movements, but I had actual work to do, so...

/Sure, it was manning a Wheel of Fortune booth, but it was for the kiddies, so it trumped snarking at idiots.
 
2012-06-16 08:15:24 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: What about gay guys who cheat on their husbands by going to female hookers?


I've never heard a republican say one word about adultery, even though it's a commandment and teh gay isn't.
 
2012-06-16 08:36:27 PM

dababler: Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.

I can still force/pay gay escorts to sodomize themselves with limbs violently ripped from young saplings in your world right?


Hey, if they wanna get paid to do that, cool.. I'm a capitalist, too.
 
2012-06-16 08:47:09 PM
I would so hit this
img546.imageshack.us

from behind and then spooge on her American flag tat!
That would so piss off the Family-Values-Republicans.
 
2012-06-16 08:54:26 PM

Serious Black: Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.

What about toasters, trees, dead people, and your mom?


Hey, didya see that thing about toast-farking? It's the new thing where you fark or get farked with toast.
 
2012-06-16 09:02:34 PM
Who wouldn't support a brothel owned by Al Swearengen?!
 
2012-06-16 09:03:34 PM
of course they like whore houses. that way, they don't have to have a real relationship with another person.
 
2012-06-16 09:10:02 PM
Nevada Family Values is an oxymoron.
 
2012-06-16 09:42:14 PM

abb3w: The UFOs/PolViews correlation is an interesting tidbit.


I have to confess, I didn't read the article until I saw this.
 
2012-06-16 09:47:12 PM

Boxcutta: Serious Black: Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.

What about toasters, trees, dead people, and your mom?

Hey, didya see that thing about toast-farking? It's the new thing where you fark or get farked with toast.


Toast????

Wouldn't a nice warm loaf of French bread be more apropos, in all sorts of ways?
 
2012-06-17 03:03:28 AM
Wait, they caught a family values con with a female and not on the receiving end of a leather daddy gang bang? This sounds fabricated......
 
2012-06-17 03:26:19 AM

Gyrfalcon: Boxcutta: Serious Black: Ontos: I'm as Republican as they come and I'm cool with either. It's America, you should be able to fark or marry whoever you want as long as it's not a child or a goat.

What about toasters, trees, dead people, and your mom?

Hey, didya see that thing about toast-farking? It's the new thing where you fark or get farked with toast.

Toast????

Wouldn't a nice warm loaf of French bread be more apropos, in all sorts of ways?


www.marions-kochbuch.com

BUTTER ME UP!
 
2012-06-17 12:38:56 PM
gay hookers are still ok, right?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-17 12:42:29 PM
Hooker solicitors are job creators.
 
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