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(The Times of India)   Once again we see that when a headline asks a question, the answer is always NO   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com ) divider line
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2012-06-16 04:41:28 PM  
I don't know, subby. Microsoft has a history of superior operating system security, and the cross-compatibility of Windows 8 is rumored to be unhackable.

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2012-06-16 05:27:06 PM  
Do they mean "beat" in the literal sense?
Because I could see an attempt to "buy them out", so to speak.
 
2012-06-16 06:23:54 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Windows 8 is rumored to be unhackable.


Weeeell, it will actually be unhackable, but wait until you see what they are preventing you from hacking.
 
2012-06-16 07:38:52 PM  
Metro is the new Microsoft Bob.
 
2012-06-16 08:15:30 PM  
Quite so,subby.....Quite so.
 
2012-06-16 08:26:19 PM  
After having attempted to port business software over to the iPad because our hipster douche customers insisted on eschewing laptops for it, let me be the first to wish the iPad dies a horrible horrible death.

For farks sake, the damn thing won't even let you download files from the internet. How the fark do our customers expect to download multi-megabyte report files that our software generates if the farking iPad won't even let you download files from the farking internet? Christ. People pay more for a device that doesn't even do the most basic shiat that computers have always been capable of doing.

Anyone who willingly buys an iPad is a farking moron. I'm sure people will disagree, but they're just trying to justify the fact that they just got screwed and paid way too much money for a device that has severe limitations.
 
2012-06-16 08:41:40 PM  

MithrandirBooga: For farks sake, the damn thing won't even let you download files from the internet.


Yes it will.
 
2012-06-16 08:47:27 PM  
I doubt it, as microsoft doesnt have a legion of devoted fanbois drooling over anything they come up with.
 
2012-06-16 08:59:00 PM  
Not just no but.....

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2012-06-16 09:10:35 PM  
Why is it a zero sum game?
Why does there have to be one winner?
Is there not enough room in the market for more than one tablet os?
 
2012-06-16 09:27:47 PM  
Gonna be hard fighting the "If Apple didn't make it, it sucks." mindset.
 
2012-06-16 11:40:14 PM  
My answer's usually "why are you asking me? You're on the news. This is a one-way channel."
 
2012-06-17 08:40:56 AM  
Apple's junk is for the technologically inept bandwagon that loves to tout illogical terms (i.e. "retina display".... high-resolution LED?) as tech savvy.
 
2012-06-17 11:01:49 AM  
Microsoft wont market it as a fashion accessory, so no. There are already superior tablets, but none have the cult of apple as their customer base.
 
2012-06-18 10:24:22 AM  

serial_crusher: Do they mean "beat" in the literal sense?
Because I could see an attempt to "buy them out", so to speak.


Microsoft "buy out" Apple? You're joking right? Apple has BILLIONS IN CASH and is arguably one of the most profitable companies in the world right now. What could Microsoft possibly offer them?
 
2012-06-18 11:00:59 PM  

kobrakai: serial_crusher: Do they mean "beat" in the literal sense?
Because I could see an attempt to "buy them out", so to speak.

Microsoft "buy out" Apple? You're joking right? Apple has BILLIONS IN CASH and is arguably one of the most profitable companies in the world right now. What could Microsoft possibly offer them?


Gates could offer Jobs a new living host to assume, I'm sure he has plenty-willing interns. Haven't thought of that one, have ya?
 
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