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(UPI)   Mum... mum... mum, the super secret X-37B orbital space plane will be landing this weekend after 15 months on a secret mission. Mum... mum... mumm   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, x-37b, Vandenberg Air Force Base, space planes  
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2012-06-16 03:23:23 PM  
2 votes:
They couldn't see the plane. It had always just been there.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...
2012-06-16 04:56:00 PM  
1 vote:
Anybody who saw that 1979 documentary on space travel, "Moonraker", can see the practical applications of having a troop transporting space plane like X-37C.
2012-06-16 04:07:29 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-16 04:07:17 PM  
1 vote:
There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
2012-06-16 03:17:10 PM  
1 vote:

It's going to be landing at approximately 3:30 in the afternoon. It's payload - recordings of radio signals too week to reliably penetrate the Earth's atmosphere but may be proof of intelligence extraterrestrial life - will be immediately couriered by a 2011 Ford Explorer and two armed FBI agents to Area 51, but only after 18 hours have passed. Three other decoy convoys of will be dispatched at approximately 6 hour intervals after landing. The agents will not be carrying any cellular or radio devices to help avoid detection by foreign governments, and will be taking a detour through Yosemite National Forest north, where they will change vehicles to a pre-placed Chrysler 300 under the cover of the forest, before heading back south towards Area 51.
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