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(WorldNetDaily)   GOP delegates claim that their party is forcing them to vote for Mitt Money illegally, using threats of perjury and violence. All they want to do is vote for RON PAUL   (wnd.com) divider line 24
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2012-06-16 01:48:22 PM
10 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...

It's going to be awesome. I fully expect to see flat-out brawls, fat ladies in flag shirts running in circles punching themselves in the face to put the fire on their head out, old timey pistol showdowns, a shirtless Glenn Beck jumping up and down like a lemur monkey yelling about Fartbongo and all kinds of other good stuff. It's going to be like that fight scene from Anchorman. It's entirely possible that somebody will take a trident to the chest. I can't wait.


I see a lot of fat old men getting steadily more redfaced until they both pass out of heart attacks while their eager sons--never employed, but one day they'll be BILLIONAIRES--try to find a way to equate their fathers' unfortunate passing as a point of pride for 2014. "MY DADDY DIED FOR YOUR FREEDOMS AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION!!" And many bets will be made about how many '50s fashions will be draped over the horribly obese white cattle that we call the Republican Base as they bleat random words about situations that don't even exist: "Obama is raping small gophers to supercharge his penis lazor! LIBERAL PENIS LAZORS! THERE AIN'T NO JESUS ABOUT THAT!" They'll break up each of their random, idiotic thoughts with a McDonald's McDouble out of their designer (well, QVC said they were designer) purses. The purses will be transparent by the sheer amount of lard and fat leaking through, causing the shiatty Malaysian dye to drip on the floor for one of their never-had-a-chance children to lick up and trip out.

Yeah, the Republican convention will be grand. It'll be like the Maury Povich audience, only with less dignity.
2012-06-16 01:28:44 PM
8 votes:

hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...


It's going to be awesome. I fully expect to see flat-out brawls, fat ladies in flag shirts running in circles punching themselves in the face to put the fire on their head out, old timey pistol showdowns, a shirtless Glenn Beck jumping up and down like a lemur monkey yelling about Fartbongo and all kinds of other good stuff. It's going to be like that fight scene from Anchorman. It's entirely possible that somebody will take a trident to the chest. I can't wait.
2012-06-16 01:59:09 PM
6 votes:
Picture a Hieronymus Bosch painting populated by fat people in Hawaiian shirts.
2012-06-16 01:45:54 PM
5 votes:
do you wish to vote for:
A) Mitt Romney
B) RONPUAL
C) Ron Paul
D) Reagan

Results
Mitt Romney 32%
RONPUAL 21%
Ron Paul 24%
Ronald Regan 23%

RUNOFF
Mitt Romney
Ron Paul

Crazy RONPUAL supporters "WHO THE fark IS Ron Paul?"
Riot ensues
2012-06-16 03:21:02 PM
2 votes:
The Republican party isn't democratic.
2012-06-16 02:37:01 PM
2 votes:

falcon176: do you wish to vote for:
A) Mitt Romney
B) RONPUAL
C) Ron Paul
D) Reagan

Results
Mitt Romney 32%
RONPUAL 21%
Ron Paul 24%
Ronald Regan 23%

RUNOFF
Mitt Romney
Ron Paul

Crazy RONPUAL supporters "WHO THE fark IS Ron Paul?"
Riot ensues


Zombie Ronald Reagan shows up, says, "Enough of this shiat," and eats all their BRAAAAAAAINS.

/and leaves hungry
2012-06-17 12:35:18 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Kittypie070: DAAAAAAD THE SATANIC HAMSTER IS FOLLOWING MEEEEEEEE!!!!

LMAO

The hell.

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There's more than a couple of parallels between Paultards and Bronies.
2012-06-16 07:45:10 PM
1 votes:

Curious: those secret PACs aren't going to flush a billion dollars by starting with a comedy convention.


Chicago, 1968. Money can buy off a lot of political operatives, but buying off a riot is rather harder.
2012-06-16 07:07:52 PM
1 votes:
Why should delegates have to vote for the person that the people they represent voted for.

Ron Paul - Because Rules, laws and the Constitution are only important for the OTHER GUYS to follow!
2012-06-16 06:00:00 PM
1 votes:

abb3w: Get ready for the Republican Convention...

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Oh. POPCORN. At first I thought that was a bunch of baby chickens.
2012-06-16 05:30:51 PM
1 votes:
They could always switch parties and vote for Obama...
2012-06-16 04:49:16 PM
1 votes:

red5ish: While you may be too late to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Ayn Rand's death you can still celebrate the fact that she's dead!
Those of you who live close by can pack a picnic and head on over to Valhalla, New York and visit her grave
at the Kensico cemetery (273 Lakeview Avenue, Valhalla, NY).

Take a fake sick day and make it a special day to remember.
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Don't forget to wear your dancing shoes!


Free month of Total Fark to the first Farker who makes the pilgrimage to her grave, takes a fat dump on it, and posts the pic so I can see it.

Hell, for that, I'll go TWO months.
2012-06-16 04:40:07 PM
1 votes:
While you may be too late to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Ayn Rand's death you can still celebrate the fact that she's dead!
Those of you who live close by can pack a picnic and head on over to Valhalla, New York and visit her grave
at the Kensico cemetery (273 Lakeview Avenue, Valhalla, NY).

Take a fake sick day and make it a special day to remember.
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Don't forget to wear your dancing shoes!
2012-06-16 03:54:20 PM
1 votes:

offmymeds: I just realized that almost every article I read read on WorldNutDaily is written by some former Christian minister.

Just sayin'.


WND is actually a religion site with a politics problem.
2012-06-16 03:13:01 PM
1 votes:
I know people are predicting some kind of entertaining drama at the convention, but I would bet that this is the more likely outcome:


Paultards: "We want to vote for RON PAUL!"

GOP:
www.wearysloth.com

Paultards:
okayface.com
2012-06-16 02:47:54 PM
1 votes:

Guntram Shatterhand: THERE AIN'T NO JESUS ABOUT THAT!


This phrase needs to be on a t-shirt, and quickly.

It just does.
2012-06-16 02:09:07 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...


The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the FLORIDA curse sense...

FTFY. Florida tag all the way for the upcoming GOP convention.
2012-06-16 02:08:07 PM
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Ron Paul will never ever ever be president. Get over it.


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This is what we're dealing with though.
2012-06-16 02:06:58 PM
1 votes:
Now I don't know whether to add RON PAUL Supporters to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against The GOP And Therefore America, or add The GOP to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against RON PAUL And Therefore America?
2012-06-16 01:59:03 PM
1 votes:
Pop GOP will eat itself.
2012-06-16 01:48:03 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: WAAAAHHHH!

The GOP is forcing me at gunpoint to vote for the GOP candidate!

OH THE HORROR!!


How's all that secondly ammendmenty stuff workin' for you now.
2012-06-16 01:25:33 PM
1 votes:
WAAAAHHHH!

The GOP is forcing me at gunpoint to vote for the GOP candidate!

OH THE HORROR!!
2012-06-16 01:20:40 PM
1 votes:

b0rg9: Is RON PAUL the Republicans' Ralph Nader?

Or not really worthy of that title.


Yes to both
2012-06-16 12:48:46 PM
1 votes:
Get ready for the Republican Convention...

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