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(WorldNetDaily)   GOP delegates claim that their party is forcing them to vote for Mitt Money illegally, using threats of perjury and violence. All they want to do is vote for RON PAUL   (wnd.com) divider line 32
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2012-06-16 02:53:10 PM  
3 votes:

LookOutForThatTree!: Once upon a time, the population cried out for a different ruler. Rpaul arrived, he wasn't D, he wasn't R


*Bzzt*. I'll have to stop you there. RON PAUL is a Republican, through and through. He just usually dresses the usual GOP policies (Tax cuts, deregulation, no gays or abortions) under 'state's rights' bullshiat.
2012-06-16 01:14:36 PM  
3 votes:
Ron Paul will never ever ever be president. Get over it.
2012-06-16 12:48:46 PM  
3 votes:
Get ready for the Republican Convention...

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2012-06-16 02:09:07 PM  
2 votes:

hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...


The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the FLORIDA curse sense...

FTFY. Florida tag all the way for the upcoming GOP convention.
2012-06-16 01:58:06 PM  
2 votes:

DeArmondVI: So, in other words, the RON PAUL fans decided to be a part of the establishment GOP in hopes of doing the exact opposite of what the GOP wants and now they're crying like little babies because the GOP is not giving them what they want?

It's almost as though they have no idea how party politics works.

I'm shocked. Absolutely shocked.


The only reason they're getting any attention at all is because they correctly perceive a lack of true backing among the current candidate, and incorrectly see this as a chance to let Mr. Always-Last Candidate in. But they do showcase Romney's lack of enthusiasm among voters along with the Republican Party's sad attempts to regain power from the yokels.
2012-06-16 01:57:35 PM  
2 votes:
Once upon a time, the population cried out for a different ruler. Rpaul arrived, he wasn't D, he wasn't R, a weird mutant of the least desirable characteristics of each, gaudy and stern. Revulsion swept the land.
2012-06-16 01:48:22 PM  
2 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...

It's going to be awesome. I fully expect to see flat-out brawls, fat ladies in flag shirts running in circles punching themselves in the face to put the fire on their head out, old timey pistol showdowns, a shirtless Glenn Beck jumping up and down like a lemur monkey yelling about Fartbongo and all kinds of other good stuff. It's going to be like that fight scene from Anchorman. It's entirely possible that somebody will take a trident to the chest. I can't wait.


I see a lot of fat old men getting steadily more redfaced until they both pass out of heart attacks while their eager sons--never employed, but one day they'll be BILLIONAIRES--try to find a way to equate their fathers' unfortunate passing as a point of pride for 2014. "MY DADDY DIED FOR YOUR FREEDOMS AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION!!" And many bets will be made about how many '50s fashions will be draped over the horribly obese white cattle that we call the Republican Base as they bleat random words about situations that don't even exist: "Obama is raping small gophers to supercharge his penis lazor! LIBERAL PENIS LAZORS! THERE AIN'T NO JESUS ABOUT THAT!" They'll break up each of their random, idiotic thoughts with a McDonald's McDouble out of their designer (well, QVC said they were designer) purses. The purses will be transparent by the sheer amount of lard and fat leaking through, causing the shiatty Malaysian dye to drip on the floor for one of their never-had-a-chance children to lick up and trip out.

Yeah, the Republican convention will be grand. It'll be like the Maury Povich audience, only with less dignity.
2012-06-16 01:22:51 PM  
2 votes:

b0rg9: Is RON PAUL the Republicans' Ralph Nader?

Or not really worthy of that title.


He's more like their Larouche
2012-06-16 01:20:40 PM  
2 votes:

b0rg9: Is RON PAUL the Republicans' Ralph Nader?

Or not really worthy of that title.


Yes to both
2012-06-16 07:45:10 PM  
1 votes:

Curious: those secret PACs aren't going to flush a billion dollars by starting with a comedy convention.


Chicago, 1968. Money can buy off a lot of political operatives, but buying off a riot is rather harder.
2012-06-16 07:07:52 PM  
1 votes:
Why should delegates have to vote for the person that the people they represent voted for.

Ron Paul - Because Rules, laws and the Constitution are only important for the OTHER GUYS to follow!
2012-06-16 04:50:23 PM  
1 votes:

red5ish: While you may be too late to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Ayn Rand's death you can still celebrate the fact that she's dead!
Those of you who live close by can pack a picnic and head on over to Valhalla, New York and visit her grave
at the Kensico cemetery (273 Lakeview Avenue, Valhalla, NY).

Take a fake sick day and make it a special day to remember.
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Don't forget to wear your dancing shoes!


The worst part is that all her sociopathic and selfish ideas didn't follow her to the grave.
2012-06-16 04:04:53 PM  
1 votes:
About my post above, the lawyer connected to all the people involved in the murder of Don Bolles was Neal Roberts. Here's a link about his testimony in a trial.

It's very sad that a reporter could be murdered by a crowd that included two Mafia-connected Arizona movers and shakers and two US senators only to see the big boys get away with murder.
2012-06-16 03:59:05 PM  
1 votes:

that bosnian sniper: cc_rider: ...I'm not sure the state of Floriduh can handle all this "freedom" and "liberty", but please let there be lulz and plenty of popcorn.

And Jon Stewart will be there all week covering the event, live!

Here's hoping he sends the correspondents to local gay bars and strip clubs to see if they spot any familiar faces.


It would be funny if RON PAUL didn't even bother to show up.

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2012-06-16 03:54:20 PM  
1 votes:

offmymeds: I just realized that almost every article I read read on WorldNutDaily is written by some former Christian minister.

Just sayin'.


WND is actually a religion site with a politics problem.
2012-06-16 03:41:53 PM  
1 votes:

leviosaurus: As I've mentioned before, Pat Robertson tried this same crap in 1988 and nothing came of it.

Remember how Robertson pulled a big coup in 1988? "No, I don't", you say? That's the same way you will remember this convention.


To be fair, I don't think 'ol Pat ever had the kind of cult following RON PAUL has. There was no Pat-fest '88. Link

Holy crap. I now see there is also a separate Libertarian "Freedom Festival" in the area at the same time: Link

I'm not sure the state of Floriduh can handle all this "freedom" and "liberty", but please let there be lulz and plenty of popcorn.
2012-06-16 03:33:52 PM  
1 votes:

Abner Doon: Satanic_Hamster: nyseattitude: "In Arizona, the voting machines were rigged so that Ron Paul votes were counted as Mitt Romney votes. It was so intentional that a Romney delegate refused to certify the vote count, and for that he got thrown off the convention."

Nice.....

That sounds a bit made up.

Probably some Ron Paulite got himself chosen as a Romney delegate (they're big on that), and refused to certify the vote 'cause Paul didn't win, so clearly it was rigged. These guys are complete nutters.


You know, i've followed politics and been in it long enough, and have the education, to be able to pick out the difference between the utter horseshiat, the half-truths, and the truths. And be able to point out the truths underlying the utter horseshiat and the half-truths.

But this...I just don't know. Given some of the crap we've seen out of the GOP in the last year, year-and-a-half, this or something like it is hardly beyond the pale nor really unexpected. That's really true if the word "Arizona" is attached in any way. If I had to guess on whether this is true or not, I'd have to give it a 50/50 shot between half-truth (Paultard got picked as a delegate and refused to certify, like you said) and truth.
2012-06-16 03:33:35 PM  
1 votes:
the GOP convention will be peaceful and quiet. boring even.

they will find ways to throw out the Paul folks and any other dissenters because if they don't the behind the scenes money guys would biatch big time. those secret PACs aren't going to flush a billion dollars by starting with a comedy convention.

and that daily caller asshole won't be spouting off either. he'll be submitting written questions that the candidate might answer if his handlers can figure out a safe one.
2012-06-16 03:19:18 PM  
1 votes:
As I've mentioned before, Pat Robertson tried this same crap in 1988 and nothing came of it.

Remember how Robertson pulled a big coup in 1988? "No, I don't", you say? That's the same way you will remember this convention.
2012-06-16 03:13:01 PM  
1 votes:
I know people are predicting some kind of entertaining drama at the convention, but I would bet that this is the more likely outcome:


Paultards: "We want to vote for RON PAUL!"

GOP:
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Paultards:
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2012-06-16 02:47:54 PM  
1 votes:

Guntram Shatterhand: THERE AIN'T NO JESUS ABOUT THAT!


This phrase needs to be on a t-shirt, and quickly.

It just does.
2012-06-16 02:45:03 PM  
1 votes:
Unlike Caribou Barbie, RON PAUL voters aren't quitters!
Link

But whatever you do, don't call them a cult, no.
2012-06-16 02:42:32 PM  
1 votes:

DeArmondVI: The question on my mind is: Will RONPAUL supporters hold their noses and vote for Romney in order to try and oust Obama, or will they stick to their idealogy of zero compromise and write in RONPAUL?

Also, how many do they number, and will a loss of their support actually make a difference to camp Romney in November?


I'm willing to bet a good number votes Romney in November, but will say they wrote in RON PAUL.
2012-06-16 02:05:42 PM  
1 votes:
I bet about 70% of the Coast to Coast AM listening audience consists of Ron Paul supporters.
2012-06-16 01:59:09 PM  
1 votes:
Picture a Hieronymus Bosch painting populated by fat people in Hawaiian shirts.
2012-06-16 01:47:09 PM  
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Ron Paul will never ever ever be president. Get over it.


Why people think this career politician isn't a career politician is beyond me.
2012-06-16 01:46:39 PM  
1 votes:
Bring n the GOPocalypse. The CSPAN will be epic.
2012-06-16 01:45:17 PM  
1 votes:
"In Arizona, the voting machines were rigged so that Ron Paul votes were counted as Mitt Romney votes. It was so intentional that a Romney delegate refused to certify the vote count, and for that he got thrown off the convention."

Nice.....
2012-06-16 01:31:08 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: WAAAAHHHH!

The GOP is forcing me at gunpoint to vote for the GOP candidate!

OH THE HORROR!!


And the one that won your states votes, no less. The horror.
2012-06-16 01:28:44 PM  
1 votes:

hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...


It's going to be awesome. I fully expect to see flat-out brawls, fat ladies in flag shirts running in circles punching themselves in the face to put the fire on their head out, old timey pistol showdowns, a shirtless Glenn Beck jumping up and down like a lemur monkey yelling about Fartbongo and all kinds of other good stuff. It's going to be like that fight scene from Anchorman. It's entirely possible that somebody will take a trident to the chest. I can't wait.
2012-06-16 01:25:33 PM  
1 votes:
WAAAAHHHH!

The GOP is forcing me at gunpoint to vote for the GOP candidate!

OH THE HORROR!!
2012-06-16 01:05:57 PM  
1 votes:
The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...
 
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