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(WorldNetDaily)   GOP delegates claim that their party is forcing them to vote for Mitt Money illegally, using threats of perjury and violence. All they want to do is vote for RON PAUL   (wnd.com) divider line 98
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2012-06-16 12:48:46 PM  
Get ready for the Republican Convention...

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2012-06-16 12:57:11 PM  
Well, there's only one way to settle this, then...

CAGE MATCH!

/chainsaws optional
 
2012-06-16 01:05:57 PM  
The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...
 
2012-06-16 01:14:36 PM  
Ron Paul will never ever ever be president. Get over it.
 
2012-06-16 01:16:11 PM  

abb3w: Get ready for the Republican Convention...

[popcorn]


I hope you brought enough for everybody!
 
2012-06-16 01:18:02 PM  
Is RON PAUL the Republicans' Ralph Nader?

Or not really worthy of that title.
 
2012-06-16 01:20:40 PM  

b0rg9: Is RON PAUL the Republicans' Ralph Nader?

Or not really worthy of that title.


Yes to both
 
2012-06-16 01:22:51 PM  

b0rg9: Is RON PAUL the Republicans' Ralph Nader?

Or not really worthy of that title.


He's more like their Larouche
 
2012-06-16 01:25:33 PM  
WAAAAHHHH!

The GOP is forcing me at gunpoint to vote for the GOP candidate!

OH THE HORROR!!
 
2012-06-16 01:27:50 PM  
Some still haven't given in to Romney? And we're just a few months till the election?

Pass the popcorn cause this is gonna be good.
 
2012-06-16 01:28:44 PM  

hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...


It's going to be awesome. I fully expect to see flat-out brawls, fat ladies in flag shirts running in circles punching themselves in the face to put the fire on their head out, old timey pistol showdowns, a shirtless Glenn Beck jumping up and down like a lemur monkey yelling about Fartbongo and all kinds of other good stuff. It's going to be like that fight scene from Anchorman. It's entirely possible that somebody will take a trident to the chest. I can't wait.
 
2012-06-16 01:31:08 PM  

Kittypie070: WAAAAHHHH!

The GOP is forcing me at gunpoint to vote for the GOP candidate!

OH THE HORROR!!


And the one that won your states votes, no less. The horror.
 
2012-06-16 01:33:34 PM  
Nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.

Nuttier than squirrel poop.

or maybe they are just plain stupid.
 
2012-06-16 01:40:50 PM  
Did people think that some of these people in the GOP were happy with a Mormon? This is going to get interesting very fast.
 
2012-06-16 01:45:17 PM  
"In Arizona, the voting machines were rigged so that Ron Paul votes were counted as Mitt Romney votes. It was so intentional that a Romney delegate refused to certify the vote count, and for that he got thrown off the convention."

Nice.....
 
2012-06-16 01:45:54 PM  
do you wish to vote for:
A) Mitt Romney
B) RONPUAL
C) Ron Paul
D) Reagan

Results
Mitt Romney 32%
RONPUAL 21%
Ron Paul 24%
Ronald Regan 23%

RUNOFF
Mitt Romney
Ron Paul

Crazy RONPUAL supporters "WHO THE fark IS Ron Paul?"
Riot ensues
 
2012-06-16 01:46:04 PM  
Think of the opportunities! A delegate has a pretty good chance of pocketing a few Mercedes payments if this scam pans out.

Take bribes consultant's fees from all sides then "vote your conscience", that's my advice.
 
2012-06-16 01:46:39 PM  
Bring n the GOPocalypse. The CSPAN will be epic.
 
2012-06-16 01:47:09 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Ron Paul will never ever ever be president. Get over it.


Why people think this career politician isn't a career politician is beyond me.
 
2012-06-16 01:48:03 PM  

Kittypie070: WAAAAHHHH!

The GOP is forcing me at gunpoint to vote for the GOP candidate!

OH THE HORROR!!


How's all that secondly ammendmenty stuff workin' for you now.
 
2012-06-16 01:48:22 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...

It's going to be awesome. I fully expect to see flat-out brawls, fat ladies in flag shirts running in circles punching themselves in the face to put the fire on their head out, old timey pistol showdowns, a shirtless Glenn Beck jumping up and down like a lemur monkey yelling about Fartbongo and all kinds of other good stuff. It's going to be like that fight scene from Anchorman. It's entirely possible that somebody will take a trident to the chest. I can't wait.


I see a lot of fat old men getting steadily more redfaced until they both pass out of heart attacks while their eager sons--never employed, but one day they'll be BILLIONAIRES--try to find a way to equate their fathers' unfortunate passing as a point of pride for 2014. "MY DADDY DIED FOR YOUR FREEDOMS AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION!!" And many bets will be made about how many '50s fashions will be draped over the horribly obese white cattle that we call the Republican Base as they bleat random words about situations that don't even exist: "Obama is raping small gophers to supercharge his penis lazor! LIBERAL PENIS LAZORS! THERE AIN'T NO JESUS ABOUT THAT!" They'll break up each of their random, idiotic thoughts with a McDonald's McDouble out of their designer (well, QVC said they were designer) purses. The purses will be transparent by the sheer amount of lard and fat leaking through, causing the shiatty Malaysian dye to drip on the floor for one of their never-had-a-chance children to lick up and trip out.

Yeah, the Republican convention will be grand. It'll be like the Maury Povich audience, only with less dignity.
 
2012-06-16 01:53:01 PM  
So, in other words, the RON PAUL fans decided to be a part of the establishment GOP in hopes of doing the exact opposite of what the GOP wants and now they're crying like little babies because the GOP is not giving them what they want?

It's almost as though they have no idea how party politics works.

I'm shocked. Absolutely shocked.
 
2012-06-16 01:57:35 PM  
Once upon a time, the population cried out for a different ruler. Rpaul arrived, he wasn't D, he wasn't R, a weird mutant of the least desirable characteristics of each, gaudy and stern. Revulsion swept the land.
 
2012-06-16 01:58:06 PM  

DeArmondVI: So, in other words, the RON PAUL fans decided to be a part of the establishment GOP in hopes of doing the exact opposite of what the GOP wants and now they're crying like little babies because the GOP is not giving them what they want?

It's almost as though they have no idea how party politics works.

I'm shocked. Absolutely shocked.


The only reason they're getting any attention at all is because they correctly perceive a lack of true backing among the current candidate, and incorrectly see this as a chance to let Mr. Always-Last Candidate in. But they do showcase Romney's lack of enthusiasm among voters along with the Republican Party's sad attempts to regain power from the yokels.
 
2012-06-16 01:59:03 PM  
Pop GOP will eat itself.
 
2012-06-16 01:59:09 PM  
Picture a Hieronymus Bosch painting populated by fat people in Hawaiian shirts.
 
2012-06-16 02:03:13 PM  
I just realized that almost every article I read read on WorldNutDaily is written by some former Christian minister.

Just sayin'.
 
2012-06-16 02:03:14 PM  
The courts have typically allowed political parties leeway in the nomination of their candidates, but this case asks the court to consider the choice of presidential nominee a "federal election,"

Okay, but it's .. not.. I wouldn't think.
 
2012-06-16 02:03:33 PM  

nyseattitude: "In Arizona, the voting machines were rigged so that Ron Paul votes were counted as Mitt Romney votes. It was so intentional that a Romney delegate refused to certify the vote count, and for that he got thrown off the convention."

Nice.....


That sounds a bit made up.
 
2012-06-16 02:05:10 PM  

Rann Xerox: Pop GOP will eat itself.


GWEI...They strut with derpish precision.
 
2012-06-16 02:05:42 PM  
I bet about 70% of the Coast to Coast AM listening audience consists of Ron Paul supporters.
 
2012-06-16 02:06:21 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: nyseattitude: "In Arizona, the voting machines were rigged so that Ron Paul votes were counted as Mitt Romney votes. It was so intentional that a Romney delegate refused to certify the vote count, and for that he got thrown off the convention."

Nice.....

That sounds a bit made up.


Probably some Ron Paulite got himself chosen as a Romney delegate (they're big on that), and refused to certify the vote 'cause Paul didn't win, so clearly it was rigged. These guys are complete nutters.
 
2012-06-16 02:06:58 PM  
Now I don't know whether to add RON PAUL Supporters to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against The GOP And Therefore America, or add The GOP to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against RON PAUL And Therefore America?
 
2012-06-16 02:08:07 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Ron Paul will never ever ever be president. Get over it.


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This is what we're dealing with though.
 
2012-06-16 02:08:16 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Now I don't know whether to add RON PAUL Supporters to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against The GOP And Therefore America, or add The GOP to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against RON PAUL And Therefore America?


Both?
 
2012-06-16 02:08:56 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Now I don't know whether to add RON PAUL Supporters to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against The GOP And Therefore America, or add The GOP to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against RON PAUL And Therefore America?


They are separate and non-exclusive lists, yeah?
 
2012-06-16 02:09:07 PM  

hubiestubert: The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the Chinese curse sense...


The GOP Convention is going to be interesting in the FLORIDA curse sense...

FTFY. Florida tag all the way for the upcoming GOP convention.
 
2012-06-16 02:09:54 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Now I don't know whether to add RON PAUL Supporters to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against The GOP And Therefore America, or add The GOP to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against RON PAUL And Therefore America?


Yes.
 
2012-06-16 02:10:30 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand:

The only reason they're getting any attention at all is because they correctly perceive a lack of true backing among the current candidate, and incorrectly see this as a chance to let Mr. Always-Last Candidate in. But they do showcase Romney's lack of enthusiasm among voters along with the Republican Party's sad attempts to regain power from the yokels.


Sounds about right. It seems to me, from my subjective standpoint, that Republicans are even less enthusiastic for Romney than Democrats were for Kerry.

The question on my mind is: Will RONPAUL supporters hold their noses and vote for Romney in order to try and oust Obama, or will they stick to their idealogy of zero compromise and write in RONPAUL?

Also, how many do they number, and will a loss of their support actually make a difference to camp Romney in November?
 
2012-06-16 02:15:25 PM  

jso2897: Picture a Hieronymus Bosch painting populated by fat people in Hawaiian shirts.


As a fat guy who almost always wears Hawaiian shirt, I'm both offended and amused by this statement.
 
2012-06-16 02:16:09 PM  

DeArmondVI: Guntram Shatterhand:

The only reason they're getting any attention at all is because they correctly perceive a lack of true backing among the current candidate, and incorrectly see this as a chance to let Mr. Always-Last Candidate in. But they do showcase Romney's lack of enthusiasm among voters along with the Republican Party's sad attempts to regain power from the yokels.

Sounds about right. It seems to me, from my subjective standpoint, that Republicans are even less enthusiastic for Romney than Democrats were for Kerry.

The question on my mind is: Will RONPAUL supporters hold their noses and vote for Romney in order to try and oust Obama, or will they stick to their idealogy of zero compromise and write in RONPAUL?

Also, how many do they number, and will a loss of their support actually make a difference to camp Romney in November?


Probably quite a few of the RONPAULites aren't even really Republicans, are they? There seems to be quite a bit of bleed-over from libertarians (god knows why, he's not one), and even Democrats. So, those will probably sit out, or vote for someone else. The actual Republicans will go for Romney, although turnout might not be great.
 
2012-06-16 02:16:37 PM  

b0rg9: Is RON PAUL the Republicans' Ralph Nader?

Or not really worthy of that title.


I thought Gary Johnson had already established himself as the Republican Party's Ralph Nader version 2012.
 
2012-06-16 02:19:19 PM  
Wheeeee!
 
2012-06-16 02:37:01 PM  

falcon176: do you wish to vote for:
A) Mitt Romney
B) RONPUAL
C) Ron Paul
D) Reagan

Results
Mitt Romney 32%
RONPUAL 21%
Ron Paul 24%
Ronald Regan 23%

RUNOFF
Mitt Romney
Ron Paul

Crazy RONPUAL supporters "WHO THE fark IS Ron Paul?"
Riot ensues


Zombie Ronald Reagan shows up, says, "Enough of this shiat," and eats all their BRAAAAAAAINS.

/and leaves hungry
 
2012-06-16 02:38:01 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Wyalt Derp: Now I don't know whether to add RON PAUL Supporters to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against The GOP And Therefore America, or add The GOP to the List Of People And Things Conspiring Against RON PAUL And Therefore America?

They are separate and non-exclusive lists, yeah?


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2012-06-16 02:39:14 PM  

scrumpox: jso2897: Picture a Hieronymus Bosch painting populated by fat people in Hawaiian shirts.

As a fat guy who almost always wears Hawaiian shirt, I'm both offended and amused by this statement.


Glad to hear it - I always endeavor to offend and amuse.
 
2012-06-16 02:42:32 PM  

DeArmondVI: The question on my mind is: Will RONPAUL supporters hold their noses and vote for Romney in order to try and oust Obama, or will they stick to their idealogy of zero compromise and write in RONPAUL?

Also, how many do they number, and will a loss of their support actually make a difference to camp Romney in November?


I'm willing to bet a good number votes Romney in November, but will say they wrote in RON PAUL.
 
2012-06-16 02:45:03 PM  
Unlike Caribou Barbie, RON PAUL voters aren't quitters!
Link

But whatever you do, don't call them a cult, no.
 
2012-06-16 02:47:24 PM  

bloobeary: GOPocalypse


I am going to use this everywhere!

You best believe in a GOPocalypse, You're in One!
 
2012-06-16 02:47:54 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: THERE AIN'T NO JESUS ABOUT THAT!


This phrase needs to be on a t-shirt, and quickly.

It just does.
 
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