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Fano: If only some gentleman would write a book about this phenomenon, outlining the various sorts of stories they do this way based on several categories and not only sell it for a very reasonable price, but offer a website to talk about such news stories. Perhaps the fine gentleman could also derive a way to make $5 a month from interested parties that would like access to even more such stories.
zipdog: "This is a FOX NEWS ALERT"Just once, try turning on Fox News during the day and count the number of times they have a "FOX NEWS ALERT." Then count the number of times it's actual noteworthy news.
ununcle: It's sickening what the news media has become in the last 10 to 15 years. All the networks basically think pandering to their own reality shows is farking breaking news. Guess what ABC? I don't care who got dropped from Dancing With the Washed up Celebrities. I don't care who whined about getting bumped from American idol or Americas got talent, and who gives a fark who Trump fired. It's not news so stop trying to force your crappy lack of programming on us.I also think it's ridiculous the amount of time they spend advertising the lottery, and what's with every news show in the morning having a crew of like five people giggling all the time. Some tard will read "gas went up another 20 cents this morning" of a q-card and then they pan to 4 or 5 out of touch yuppies in thousand dollar suits and skirts and they'll trade stories between giggle sessions.Here's an idea media,,, have a show that basically focus's on news and events occurring around the world. No commentary, no panel of rich 20 somethings telling me how their morning commute was or what their snowflake did last weekend, just one person telling me (WITHOUT OPINION!!!) what the fark is going on in the farking world today!
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