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(Huffington Post)   New "Dallas" premiere draws 7 million viewers. TNT immediately launches casting call for new episodes of "Matlock" and "Murder She Wrote"   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Larry Hagman, Jesse Metcalfe, Dallas, Southfork, Jordana Brewster, Matlock, Linda Gray, TNT  
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2012-06-16 05:09:30 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: simplicimus: FirstNationalBastard: Will the season finale be "Who donated JR's Liver?"

Must have been Pam. Don't remember her being in the pilot.

The season after will all be revealed to be a dream when Bobby is found on the floor of the shower, having fallen asleep after slipping and breaking his hip.


No, it will all turn out to that JR is really an astronaut trapped on the moon during a failed NASA mission, and his whole life was a fantasy created by Jeanie to give him the illusion of a full life before his air runs out.
2012-06-16 12:56:19 PM  
2 votes:
I watched a little just to see if Charlene Tilton still had the acting chops of a 7th grade school play understudy.
2012-06-16 11:29:03 AM  
2 votes:
ABC is already doing "Murder, She Wrote." it's called "Castle."
2012-06-16 04:32:30 PM  
1 vote:
Since its on cable is there nudity and swearing?
2012-06-16 03:59:04 PM  
1 vote:

RDixon: So, it wasn't a drug induced illusion a few days ago when flipping through the channels; I thought I saw JR and Bobby in some sort of nursing home.

Good to know.


I think that's being ignored or he shot the mirror or something.
2012-06-16 03:52:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-16 03:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
Nostalgia is a great short term moneymaker.
2012-06-16 03:33:02 PM  
1 vote:
So, it wasn't a drug induced illusion a few days ago when flipping through the channels; I thought I saw JR and Bobby in some sort of nursing home.

Good to know.
2012-06-16 01:15:40 PM  
1 vote:
I wasn't a big "Dallas" fan back in the day. I watched around the time of "Who shot JR?" because, well everyone did. The show was huge back then. Then I stopped watching for almost a decade and then started watching again its final season, just to see what was going on. I watched the new TNT episodes. Don't think I'll keep watching. Sad to see how old the original cast members have gotten. Lucy has just gotten plain scary looking, JR has out of control eyebrows. Sue Ellen looks odd with all her face and neck folds. The only one that still looks semi-decent is Bobby. They should have offered Victoria Principal a boatload of money to come back. It would have helped...a little.

WTF is up with your neck?
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Lucy, you've fallen so far:
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Jesse Metcalf's man boobs. They were bigger than the woman's who played his fiancee.
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JR's scary eyebrows
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2012-06-16 12:51:13 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Will the season finale be "Who donated JR's Liver?"


Who shot jr with his insulin?
2012-06-16 12:49:14 PM  
1 vote:

simplicimus: FirstNationalBastard: Will the season finale be "Who donated JR's Liver?"

Must have been Pam. Don't remember her being in the pilot.


The season after will all be revealed to be a dream when Bobby is found on the floor of the shower, having fallen asleep after slipping and breaking his hip.
2012-06-16 12:47:51 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Will the season finale be "Who donated JR's Liver?"


Must have been Pam. Don't remember her being in the pilot.
2012-06-16 12:43:03 PM  
1 vote:
Will the season finale be "Who donated JR's Liver?"
 
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