FARK.com: (7166149) Not news: New Superman movie has yet another redesigned costume. Sort of news: Fans are wondering about a strange addition to the outfit. Fark: They've sewn in a codpiece to give supes a package. George Clooney tweaks nipples on his Batsuit

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		Not news: New Superman movie has yet another redesigned costume. Sort of news: Fans are wondering about a strange addition to the outfit. Fark: They've sewn in a codpiece to give supes a package. George Clooney tweaks nipples on his Batsuit (kryptonradio.com)		26
		More: Amusing, superman movies, Man of Steel, Batman Forever, Schuster, codpieces, Siegels, The Dark Knight Rises, Joel Schumacher

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Hardy-r-r		2012-06-16 09:29:14 AM

4 votes:

Xenomech		2012-06-16 10:06:39 PM

3 votes:

Looks like the costume has been redesigned yet again:

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FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-16 07:43:19 AM

3 votes:

... but why were there no nipples on the Batgirl costume?

Salmon		2012-06-16 04:44:59 PM

2 votes:

They should give Wonder Woman a massive camel toe

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-06-16 02:07:57 PM

2 votes:

I know what part of Superman I'd like to see more of.

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Eidola		2012-06-16 01:55:16 PM

2 votes:

The codpeice helps keep things uniform, unless you want your Superman running around like this:

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SharkTrager		2012-06-16 10:33:20 AM

2 votes:

Some of you guys spend an awful lot of time focused on the groins and nipples of other men.

skodabunny		2012-06-16 09:31:56 AM

2 votes:

Hey, the dude's battling supervillains day in day out, is it unreasonable for him to want to protect his family jewels? One kryptonite toe-cap to the supernads and the bloke's a gonner. Seems pretty reasonable to me.

LordOfThePings		2012-06-16 09:30:56 AM

2 votes:

Unimpressed, but amused

Hugemeister		2012-06-16 05:11:48 PM

1 votes:

Saturn5		2012-06-16 03:46:27 PM

1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-06-16 02:56:13 PM

1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-06-16 02:02:48 PM

1 votes:

gglibertine: I have to admit, I kind of like the new look. The red underwear always looked silly to me.

That said, yeah, they seriously need to downsize that bulge a little. A cup is good -- I'd really prefer to ignore Superman's package -- but this makes it look like he's got a constant hard-on.

Fortunately, the hysterical erotophobes who keep our nation safe from such atrocities as "nip slips" will force the studio to go back in and digitally geld the Man of Steel.

/A friend of mine once had the enviable job of digitally lengthening Elizabeth Shue's skirt in a scene from Hollow Man.

Living on Earf gives him super powers.

glassbottomboatcaptain		2012-06-16 01:50:36 PM

1 votes:

This kind of thing usually bugs me, but in this case I'm fine with codpiece Superman. I mean, take a good long look at that suit, I have no idea what it's made of but by the look of it, if there wasn't a codpiece there that shiat would destroy the actor's junk in a matter of minutes, and whatever survived would probably form a pretty ghastly mooseknuckle.

Molavian		2012-06-16 01:29:09 PM

1 votes:

Keep your Cod out of our reproductive organs.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-16 01:01:41 PM

1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh no! Now people have to think about the fact that Superman has a penis.

Does he? It's never been established in continuity.

For all we know, he doesn't have a penis down there, but an auxiliary nutrient absorption system, and his genitalia retracts into his anus when not in use.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-16 10:35:28 AM

1 votes:

SharkTrager: Some of you guys spend an awful lot of time focused on the groins and nipples of other men.

You're one of the wrestling thread people. You don't get to judge.

Anyway, if Superman has a codpiece, why no Super Nipples? And would Super Nipples be able to cut glass?

gglibertine		2012-06-16 10:08:57 AM

1 votes:

I have to admit, I kind of like the new look. The red underwear always looked silly to me.

That said, yeah, they seriously need to downsize that bulge a little. A cup is good -- I'd really prefer to ignore Superman's package -- but this makes it look like he's got a constant hard-on.

Fortunately, the hysterical erotophobes who keep our nation safe from such atrocities as "nip slips" will force the studio to go back in and digitally geld the Man of Steel.

/A friend of mine once had the enviable job of digitally lengthening Elizabeth Shue's skirt in a scene from Hollow Man.

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute		2012-06-16 10:04:50 AM

1 votes:

I guess hollywood will keep re-writing the same story over and over again until the sheep quit going.

Seriously. how many farking superman movies do we need?

Imagine the size of the nutsack on the next batman movie.

Mugato		2012-06-16 09:47:02 AM

1 votes:

"He's got an armadillo in his trousers."

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Nem Wan		2012-06-16 09:46:45 AM

1 votes:

strangeluck: I felt deeply sorry for Arnold in that movie, he even said in interviews that he was miserable and in pain having to wear that god awful Mr. Freeze costume.

It apparently made him want to fark his housekeeper since the kid was born nine months after this was filmed.

smadge1		2012-06-16 09:33:25 AM

1 votes:

The best part of Batman Arkham Asylum/City is Bats' incredible codpiece. And I'm not even gay for Batman.

rhondajeremy		2012-06-16 09:27:16 AM

1 votes:

I am not sure this is a new thing. I remember reading that they couldn't decide which side Superman "hangs" so Chris Reeve wore a cup

InnKeeper		2012-06-16 09:23:28 AM

1 votes:

Super Package, huh? Maybe they're just setting up for the sequel to "Man of Steel"... "Woman of Kleenix"

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-16 07:58:08 AM

1 votes:

Mugato: FirstNationalBastard: ... but why were there no nipples on the Batgirl costume?

Well her uncle Alfred made it for her. Apparently there's a limit to Schumaker's depravity.

The Batman story itself is kind of weird. I mean, he takes in a young boy whose parents had just died, puts him in inappropriately short pants, and sends him out to fight homicidal maniacs?

An uncle crafting nipples for his niece's costume isn't quite as depraved as that. Besides, as far as we know, Babs had those Bai Ling nipples, and could have used the extra room so she didn't chafe.

Mugato		2012-06-16 07:47:09 AM

1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: ... but why were there no nipples on the Batgirl costume?

Well her uncle Alfred made it for her. Apparently there's a limit to Schumaker's depravity.

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