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(8 News Now)   Smoking hot junior high teacher arrested for having sex with student and sending explicit pictures through email   (8newsnow.com) divider line 120
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2012-06-16 11:22:19 AM
Again, fark's definition of "smoking hot" means anything female under 250 lb.
 
2012-06-16 11:23:10 AM
Is it me or are the stories about teachers having sex with students increasing?
 
2012-06-16 11:23:44 AM
Oh, and I am willing to bet that she is 10 times hotter than what most of you are getting.......If you are getting anything at all.
 
2012-06-16 11:25:41 AM
When I heard smoking hot from Pharump I immediately thought...

www.ivid.it

//hot as a martian ray gun
 
2012-06-16 11:26:00 AM
While its good to see people keeping a meme alive, even by trying to beat it down (Streisanding), I think a better meme is being totally missed here

BIE?
 
2012-06-16 11:27:06 AM
I still don't get these "crimes"

As a former 16 year old "male" I have a hard time believing that sex is forced upon them by a 31 yer old woman. He made the choice to have sex with her...to be honest that is a reasonable choice to make.

Only in America does childhood extend into your early 20's.
 
2012-06-16 11:28:33 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Although I could easily see where she could have Patrick Tribett's gold-colored jaw photoshopped onto her.

Yes. Another reason your posts are highlighted in green for me....
 
2012-06-16 11:31:25 AM
cwick: cig-mkr: we could meat them and get their issues resolved.

heh!
Greydog: I didn't get a Pahrump qutta that guy!

Pahrump!!


You watch your ass.
 
2012-06-16 11:32:48 AM
If by smoking hot you mean she is still smoldering from being set on fire, then yes, she's smoking hot.
 
2012-06-16 11:35:38 AM
easypray: I still don't get these "crimes"

As a former 16 year old "male" I have a hard time believing that sex is forced upon them by a 31 yer old woman. He made the choice to have sex with her...to be honest that is a reasonable choice to make.

Only in America does childhood extend into your early 20's.


Would you say the same thing if it involved a 16yo girl and a 31yo man?
 
2012-06-16 11:37:34 AM
I love that naughty Liberian look so 7 out of 10.
 
2012-06-16 11:39:40 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

What we're learning from the multitude of news articles like Subby's is that ..

1. Teachers today are sleepy

2. Teachers today do not read the news about teachers being arrested for being sleepy with their students

3. Teachers today are as clueless as Kostanza's "Was That Wrong? Should I have done that?"
 
2012-06-16 11:41:15 AM
I click with no expectations now. No Fark subby in history has accurately described the attractiveness of a female human being.

(Unless "smoking hot" means "needs a shave")
 
2012-06-16 11:42:35 AM
The more you eat the more you fart: easypray: I still don't get these "crimes"

As a former 16 year old "male" I have a hard time believing that sex is forced upon them by a 31 yer old woman. He made the choice to have sex with her...to be honest that is a reasonable choice to make.

Only in America does childhood extend into your early 20's.

Would you say the same thing if it involved a 16yo girl and a 31yo man?


Yes, although its riskier for the female to be the young partner in terms pregnancy, but that is old enough to make a choice about intimate relationships.

In my lifetime 16 year olds were the min age to get married, hard to imagine treating this. Generation like they are kids
 
2012-06-16 11:42:36 AM
She's a solid "Puhrump 8"

Or a "Construction-Site 7.5" if you're used to grading on that scale.
 
2012-06-16 11:47:21 AM
Considering some of the teachers students have been having sex with she is pretty decent. That being said it is about time there be a scale established which farkers will adhere too. Something like a 1 through 10 with one being "Do not want" jpgs and 10 being "I'd hit it like the fist of God" jpgs. This particular mugshot looks higher than 5 "meh" jpg but lower than the 10 "fist of God" jpg.
 
2012-06-16 11:49:20 AM
RminusQ: SilentStrider: She looks like a female Scott Van Pelt.

Can't... unsee...


how do you think I feel?
 
2012-06-16 11:52:10 AM
Well goddamn, cousin Rob got a sex-change and moved to NV.

/take off the glasses & add a ball cap and that is freaking Rob
//wandered what he'd been up to...
 
2012-06-16 11:56:01 AM
positive thinking does NOT work!: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]

/better picture


She's a two-face.
 
2012-06-16 11:58:33 AM
austin_millbarge: positive thinking does NOT work!: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]

/better picture

She's a two-face.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-16 12:10:18 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.

It never works. You'd think after the dozenth time a picture of Dusty Rhodes was posted in a lame-ass "dusty in here" thread, someone would have gotten the hint, but memes just don't die.

Now, as for the teacher's aide herself... she might clean up alright. Although I could easily see where she could have Patrick Tribett's gold-colored jaw photoshopped onto her.

Also, the kid she slept with was 16. I'm just not seeing the crime here, especially since it was a teacher's aide.


So aside from the fact that she broke the law and rules of conduct for adults that work with kids, you don't see a crime? Are you stupid or just unfamiliar with what defines an act as criminal? I'll give you a hint, it has a lot to do with breaking the law. Weird, right?
 
2012-06-16 12:10:21 PM
And this is why I'm a TA at a college.
 
2012-06-16 12:18:11 PM
I think what a lot of you are missing is the fact that any woman who does this is farking bat shiat. Given that is the reality would you REALLY want your impressionable 16 year old son putting his d!ck into some crazy biatch? No, he should be getting it from some young, tight peice of ass his own age because he can never ever go back, do it while he can. He'll have a lifetime of accidentally hopping in bed with some sank and her banged out box and mental issues.
 
2012-06-16 12:20:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-16 12:21:27 PM
Misconduc: I love that naughty Liberian look so 7 out of 10.

i47.tinypic.com


So how would you rate these naughty Liberians then?
 
2012-06-16 12:30:11 PM
delathi: When I see 'Smoking Hot' in the headline, I fully expect either smoking hot, or oh my god hideous. What's with this slightly above average/mildly attractive crap?

this.
 
2012-06-16 12:31:06 PM
AfroX: Misconduc: I love that naughty Liberian look so 7 out of 10.




So how would you rate these naughty Liberians then?


Damn you, I was going with something about General Butt Naked.

/Would have fit the thread well.
 
2012-06-16 12:35:23 PM
Mugato: For once this meme isn't that trollicious. While not "smoking" hot, she's not bad. Especially given that it's a mugshot.

While I realize that the headline is sort of a meme or maybe a bit of a rick-roll, if someone is actually going to claim the word "hot" I think we need to emphasize that that implies more than just "average" and in fact implies that the beauty is at a level that is somewhat rare (especially with "smoking" added for emphasis).

In this example, since every other woman you'd see in an upscale mall is better looking than this lady (cleaned up or otherwise), there is no way to justify the word's "hot" or even really "pretty".

Anyway, the test of "hot" is: is it likely that your coffee barista will be better looking? I think someone needs to draw a flow chart ...
 
2012-06-16 12:36:13 PM
That five o'clock shadow just doesn't do it for me.
 
2012-06-16 12:38:49 PM
Facial hair, acne, square jaw...she might have some female-type testosterone issues. Some of the side effects are high sex drive.

/just saying
 
2012-06-16 12:44:45 PM
She was doin' Pahrump, hey pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
Doin' Pahrump, hey sexy, sexy
Ain't nothing wrong if you wanna do Pahrump all night long
 
2012-06-16 12:51:32 PM
TsarTom: Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.


I'm with you.

I thumb thee down, subby.


Meme's are overrated, and rarely funny. I suggest that any subtard who does this bullshiat gets banned.
 
2012-06-16 12:52:10 PM
easypray: I still don't get these "crimes"

As a former 16 year old "male" I have a hard time believing that sex is forced upon them by a 31 yer old woman. He made the choice to have sex with her...to be honest that is a reasonable choice to make.

Only in America does childhood extend into your early 20's.


You were "male"?? What pray tell does that mean??
 
2012-06-16 12:55:34 PM
Dee Snarl: easypray: I still don't get these "crimes"

As a former 16 year old "male" I have a hard time believing that sex is forced upon them by a 31 yer old woman. He made the choice to have sex with her...to be honest that is a reasonable choice to make.

Only in America does childhood extend into your early 20's.

You were "male"?? What pray tell does that mean??


Male as in not a boy or a child ...perhaps not a man
 
2012-06-16 01:00:40 PM
cig-mkr: martid4: Can't we collectively start camping out in front of schools to make ourselves available to these needy school teachers? You know, for the children's sake...
heh, heh!

Or a hotline they could call, we could meat them and get their issues resolved.
Also, I need volunteers to help staff my "Home for Unwed Nymphomaniacs", night shift, no experience needed.


"meat them"

/giggle
 
2012-06-16 01:09:11 PM
Sorry subby, I've learned "smoking hot" is Fark for:
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-06-16 01:12:45 PM
You lie subby, she is not hot!
 
2012-06-16 01:13:02 PM
www.truelifecrimes.com
 
2012-06-16 01:20:25 PM
Clemkadidlefark: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 266x150]

What we're learning from the multitude of news articles like Subby's is that ..

1. Teachers today are sleepy

2. Teachers today do not read the news about teachers being arrested for being sleepy with their students

3. Teachers today are as clueless as Kostanza's "Was That Wrong? Should I have done that?"


I'm guessing this has happened before, but after a few scandals here and there, it's become more and more obvious.
 
2012-06-16 01:24:45 PM
Has the public shool system overtaken the Catholic priesthood in child-molestation incidents?

/Granted, one does not seem like the other....
 
2012-06-16 01:25:30 PM
Really getting tired of the overuse of "smoking hot", especially when it does not apply.
 
2012-06-16 01:26:01 PM
limboslam: Has the public shool system overtaken the Catholic priesthood in child-molestation incidents?

/Granted, one does not seem like the other....


public schools are much less anal about it.
 
2012-06-16 01:29:34 PM
Subby ought to get a job in a women's prison. Hawtness everywhere.
 
2012-06-16 01:29:36 PM
Here is smoking hot.

www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-06-16 01:51:45 PM
i luv women with glasses
 
2012-06-16 02:09:41 PM
I'm beginning to believe that smoking hot on Fark means shes breathing.
 
2012-06-16 02:22:21 PM
klas.images.worldnow.com
www.gadgetreview.com
 
2012-06-16 02:35:39 PM
ggecko: Here is smoking hot.

[www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x805]


Smoking women are never hot. Blech. Worst. Porn. Type. Ever.
 
2012-06-16 02:44:20 PM
fonebone77: Smoking women are never hot. Blech. Worst. Porn. Type. Ever.

Yeah, there's nothing ickier than getting a whiff of smoke when you're fisting a runaway crackhead's asshole in front of a bunch of mullet-headed cameramen.
 
2012-06-16 02:53:21 PM
fonebone77: Smoking women are never hot. Blech. Worst. Porn. Type. Ever.

If she smokes, she pokes.

That said, smoking as a fetish is weird.
 
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