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2012-06-16 07:41:21 AM
klas.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-06-16 07:42:34 AM
To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.
 
2012-06-16 07:55:04 AM

Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.


It never works. You'd think after the dozenth time a picture of Dusty Rhodes was posted in a lame-ass "dusty in here" thread, someone would have gotten the hint, but memes just don't die.

Now, as for the teacher's aide herself... she might clean up alright. Although I could easily see where she could have Patrick Tribett's gold-colored jaw photoshopped onto her.

Also, the kid she slept with was 16. I'm just not seeing the crime here, especially since it was a teacher's aide.
 
2012-06-16 08:13:56 AM

Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.



I'm with you.

I thumb thee down, subby.
 
2012-06-16 08:45:30 AM
For once this meme isn't that trollicious. While not "smoking" hot, she's not bad. Especially given that it's a mugshot.
 
2012-06-16 08:52:18 AM
She looks like a female Scott Van Pelt.
 
2012-06-16 08:55:48 AM

FirstNationalBastard: It never works. You'd think after the dozenth time a picture of Dusty Rhodes was posted in a lame-ass "dusty in here" thread, someone would have gotten the hint, but memes just don't die.


It's like Charlie Brown trying to kick a football.
 
2012-06-16 08:58:14 AM

Mugato: For once this meme isn't that trollicious. While not "smoking" hot, she's not bad. Especially given that it's a mugshot.


klas.images.worldnow.com

Well... I can see... WUT?
Can I ask? Is it the misshapen face, the beard or the cyst-like acne/extra nipples on her chest that does it for you?
 
2012-06-16 09:05:49 AM

TsarTom: Mugato: For once this meme isn't that trollicious. While not "smoking" hot, she's not bad. Especially given that it's a mugshot.

[klas.images.worldnow.com image 400x483]

Well... I can see... WUT?
Can I ask? Is it the misshapen face, the beard or the cyst-like acne/extra nipples on her chest that does it for you?


Well I'm grading on a steep curve.
 
2012-06-16 10:31:27 AM
Pahrump Nevada? It was either start farking her students or some hairy fat-ass biker, or Jose. Can you really blame her???!?
 
2012-06-16 10:36:42 AM
In what universe is that smoking hot?
 
2012-06-16 10:37:16 AM

Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.


May his noodly appendage bless you, kind sir.
 
2012-06-16 10:37:31 AM
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

/better picture
 
2012-06-16 10:37:52 AM
Eh. 70/30 at best. It is a mugshot after all.

Not "smoking" hot.
 
2012-06-16 10:38:29 AM
Her jaw looks very Tribett-like. Someone photoshop some gold spray paint down there posthaste!
 
2012-06-16 10:38:47 AM
1. She's a teacher's aide, not a teacher.

2. If that's subby's idea of smoking hot, someone ought to beat her with a shovel before she starts a wildfire.

3. Pahrump?
 
2012-06-16 10:38:51 AM
♫ Come, she told him, Pahrump pum pum pum ♫
 
2012-06-16 10:39:14 AM
"Smoking hot" is the new "attractive and successful"
 
2012-06-16 10:40:29 AM

positive thinking does NOT work!: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]

/better picture


Much. That's not a bad picture at all.
 
2012-06-16 10:40:51 AM
img266.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-16 10:41:35 AM
Yeah maybe if I was 16, drunk, and got a better grade in English in exchange. Smoking hot on fark means it looks like they've smoked a pack a day for a decade.
 
2012-06-16 10:41:47 AM
If that's 'smoking hot' then why the hell am I not getting laid every single damn day??

But hey, it's good that people have different tastes otherwise us ugly people would never get any.
 
2012-06-16 10:42:44 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.

It never works. You'd think after the dozenth time a picture of Dusty Rhodes was posted in a lame-ass "dusty in here" thread, someone would have gotten the hint, but memes just don't die.

Now, as for the teacher's aide herself... she might clean up alright. Although I could easily see where she could have Patrick Tribett's gold-colored jaw photoshopped onto her.

Also, the kid she slept with was 16. I'm just not seeing the crime here, especially since it was a teacher's aide.


Not to mention the age of consent in Nevada is 16. However, position of trust...
 
2012-06-16 10:43:09 AM
You can't go by the mugshot
 
2012-06-16 10:43:53 AM

Slick Johnson: FirstNationalBastard: Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.

It never works. You'd think after the dozenth time a picture of Dusty Rhodes was posted in a lame-ass "dusty in here" thread, someone would have gotten the hint, but memes just don't die.

Now, as for the teacher's aide herself... she might clean up alright. Although I could easily see where she could have Patrick Tribett's gold-colored jaw photoshopped onto her.

Also, the kid she slept with was 16. I'm just not seeing the crime here, especially since it was a teacher's aide.

Not to mention the age of consent in Nevada is 16. However, position of trust...


People seem to forget that at 16 a strong enough breeze gets you up.
 
2012-06-16 10:44:01 AM
Smoking hot? No. But she has the face of a video game character from Fallout 3, give her some retro future 1950's clothes and bottle caps, she's good to go.
 
2012-06-16 10:50:23 AM
16 year old in middle school?

The only 16 year old in my middle school was a 'tard in 8th grade that killed a 13-year-old (also in 8th grade) with a baseball bat... over a $20 debt.

/why yes, I did go to a city public school
 
2012-06-16 10:50:42 AM

Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.


This.

I've been coming to fark for a couple of years now and for a group of people constanly complain of sharp knees they sure do like some not hot teachers but they always get the "smoking hot" prefix. I just dont get it. I do not want even in the better photo of her.
 
2012-06-16 10:53:51 AM
I didn't get a Pahrump qutta that guy!
 
2012-06-16 10:53:54 AM
You know, I remember being in Jr High.

The girls around me were still relatively my size, but the teachers were much much bigger.

While i can remember several dozen girls I would not have minded playing 'doctor' with, I am pretty sure that the pacing size and appetite of an adult woman would probably have been a bit scary.
 
2012-06-16 10:57:19 AM

Ed Finnerty:


fark you. I intentionally don't click the links so I don't have to see the fuglys.
 
2012-06-16 10:58:13 AM
I myself can't wait for the inevitable onslaught of Lifetime channel movies and/or books that will be written in about 10 years by all these victims.

It will be like all the good kids in bad neighborhoods destroyed by crack from the 90's productions or the I am oppressed and misunderstood because I have AIDS's fare from the 80's

What a joy reading about the fresh twist each story will try and muster to garner their cut of the market.
 
2012-06-16 10:59:36 AM

bekovich: If that's 'smoking hot' then why the hell am I not getting laid every single damn day??


Post a pic of yourself and we'll tell you.
 
2012-06-16 11:01:12 AM
I'm sure she "forced" the kid to have sex with her. A 16 year old kid would hump a woodpile if he thought there was a snake in it.
Still she was wrong.
 
2012-06-16 11:01:24 AM
She might be OK if she shaved. But anything with titties looks good to a 16 year old. Glad to see the Pahrump deputies are on top of this crime wave.
 
2012-06-16 11:01:33 AM

IamTomJoad: I myself can't wait for the inevitable onslaught of Lifetime channel movies and/or books that will be written in about 10 years by all these victims.

It will be like all the good kids in bad neighborhoods destroyed by crack from the 90's productions or the I am oppressed and misunderstood because I have AIDS's fare from the 80's

What a joy reading about the fresh twist each story will try and muster to garner their cut of the market.


There won't be Lifetime movies unless the teacher is a man and the child a woman.
 
2012-06-16 11:03:55 AM

Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.


Oh my god thank you, man! I DNRTFA, expecting to be betrayed, once again. Thank you for NOT doing that!

NOW I can RTFA.
 
2012-06-16 11:06:04 AM
Can't we collectively start camping out in front of schools to make ourselves available to these needy school teachers? You know, for the children's sake...
heh, heh!
 
2012-06-16 11:07:48 AM
When I see 'Smoking Hot' in the headline, I fully expect either smoking hot, or oh my god hideous. What's with this slightly above average/mildly attractive crap?
 
2012-06-16 11:08:59 AM

Ed Finnerty: [klas.images.worldnow.com image 400x483]


You're doing God's work, son. God's work.
 
2012-06-16 11:10:55 AM
She's not that bad,but with her face under the sheet I'd call her smoking hot for about 20 minutes.
 
2012-06-16 11:13:36 AM
Did she take it in the Pahrump?
 
2012-06-16 11:14:50 AM
As good in a mugshot, you will not look.

/I look bad in all of mine.
 
2012-06-16 11:15:06 AM
I know deep down in my soul it's a troll and yet I fall for it every time.

//Knows how Charlie Brown felt.
 
2012-06-16 11:15:20 AM

martid4: Can't we collectively start camping out in front of schools to make ourselves available to these needy school teachers? You know, for the children's sake...
heh, heh!


Or a hotline they could call, we could meat them and get their issues resolved.
Also, I need volunteers to help staff my "Home for Unwed Nymphomaniacs", night shift, no experience needed.
 
2012-06-16 11:15:41 AM

Ed Finnerty: To combat this forced headline meme, I shall post the mugshot at the top of all threads like this.

I hope others will join me.


Came here to complain about the "smoking hot" meaning the opposite thing

/left satisfied, but still hating subby
//seriously, it's not funny or amusing
 
2012-06-16 11:19:30 AM

SilentStrider: She looks like a female Scott Van Pelt.


Can't... unsee...
 
2012-06-16 11:20:38 AM
I keep forgetting that on Fark, 'smoking hot' or 'hottie' means 'wouldn't tap with my most loathed enemy's dick'. I should just stop clicking the links.
 
2012-06-16 11:21:11 AM

cig-mkr: we could meat them and get their issues resolved.


heh!

Greydog: I didn't get a Pahrump qutta that guy!


Pahrump!!
 
2012-06-16 11:22:07 AM
I smiled when I read the the headline and INTENTIONALLY clicked the link for the lulz. I like the meme subby, these others need more coffee or less whisky.
 
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