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(Daily Mail)   Whoever picked Lindsay Lohan in this year's celebrity death pool, time to start fishing your tickets out from under the bed. It won't be long now   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 103
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2012-06-16 08:07:44 AM
and reportedly worked a 13-hour day yesterday,

Oh. my. heavens.
 
2012-06-16 08:24:53 AM
Anyone whose been on a movie set knows that Lindsey would have spent an enormous percent of those 13 hours sitting in her trailer while her stand in was helping set up the next shot.
 
2012-06-16 09:20:54 AM
The 25-year-old has been filming her new biopic Liz & Dick

There's your problem: too much dick.
 
2012-06-16 09:36:43 AM
Has a crappy Lifetime Network movie ever gotten so much attention?
 
2012-06-16 09:48:07 AM
So she's one of the total immersion type actors?
 
2012-06-16 10:51:27 AM
I hear they are filming her next movie at the same time as this one:

"Final Destination 6: Lohan Must Die."
 
2012-06-16 10:59:01 AM
25 years old.....

Ya know, lost in the constant din of Lohan car wrecks, lesbian break ups, failed acting gigs, arrests, court dates, paroles, parental shenanigans, drug binges, nip slips, cooter flashes and DUIs is the fact that this is really just a kid.

Her parents failed her.
 
2012-06-16 11:00:21 AM
Paramedics were called when lindsay didn't answer and found her sleeping. You Lindsay haters really need to move on.
 
2012-06-16 11:00:30 AM
I think she's going to pull a Keith Richards and outlive us all.
 
2012-06-16 11:02:33 AM
So she went to bed and they called 911.
 
2012-06-16 11:06:11 AM

Brick-House: Paramedics were called when lindsay didn't answer and found her sleeping. You Lindsay haters really need to move on.


To be fair, with a patient history like her's, I don't think it's all that irrational of a response when you bang on the door with no response. She is a known addict, after all.

/medic in me speaking
 
2012-06-16 11:07:49 AM

cygnusx13: 25 years old.....

Ya know, lost in the constant din of Lohan car wrecks, lesbian break ups, failed acting gigs, arrests, court dates, paroles, parental shenanigans, drug binges, nip slips, cooter flashes and DUIs is the fact that this is really just a kid.

Her parents failed her.


Yeah, I don't think that's in question. But at a certain point, you turn it around or take the responsibility for your actions.
 
2012-06-16 11:08:07 AM

Mugato: I think she's going to pull a Keith Richards and outlive us all.


At this point, I'll be surprised if she pulls an Abe Vigoda on us all.
 
2012-06-16 11:10:19 AM

TsarTom: and reportedly worked a 13-hour day yesterday,

Oh. my. heavens.


So basically she can't hack the hours that some actors normally have to endure? Yeah, the producers picked a fine actress for this project.
 
2012-06-16 11:10:25 AM

Mugato: Anyone whose been on a movie set knows that Lindsey would have spent an enormous percent of those 13 hours sitting in her trailer while her stand in was helping set up the next shot.


Even so, isn't 13-hours on set pretty much a standard work day in the biz?
 
2012-06-16 11:11:11 AM
Isn't this the 3rd post of this?
 
2012-06-16 11:11:21 AM
OMFG! Lindsay Lohan put in a 13-hour work day!
 
2012-06-16 11:14:32 AM
I wonder how long Farkers would last without food or water while being deprived of their normal sleep cycle before collapsing.

She's an actress, you know they won't touch anything that could change their shape while shooting.
 
2012-06-16 11:17:10 AM
All the publicity I've seen about this movie is labeling it as Lindsay's "big comeback." Has there ever been a time in recent Hollywood history when that's worked out? Help me out, Farkers, but the most successful "big comeback" I can think of these days would be Iron Man. And I don't remember the slightest bit of comeback hype about RDJ during its production.
 
2012-06-16 11:17:37 AM

Kaybeck: Mugato: Anyone whose been on a movie set knows that Lindsey would have spent an enormous percent of those 13 hours sitting in her trailer while her stand in was helping set up the next shot.

Even so, isn't 13-hours on set pretty much a standard work day in the biz?


Pretty much. There's so much down time that it usually has to be that long. It's not like the cameras were rolling on her for 13 hours.
 
2012-06-16 11:17:45 AM

Apos: OMFG! Lindsay Lohan put in a 13-hour work day!


With everything she's snorted, that's the equivalent of a 72-hour shift for a normal person.
 
2012-06-16 11:19:53 AM

cygnusx13: 25 years old.....

Ya know, lost in the constant din of Lohan car wrecks, lesbian break ups, failed acting gigs, arrests, court dates, paroles, parental shenanigans, drug binges, nip slips, cooter flashes and DUIs is the fact that this is really just a kid.

Her parents failed her.


I say this as a 22 year old woman, I think there's very little else that pisses me off more in modern vernacular then the constant reference of grown-ass adults as 'kids' and 'children' and 'young girl/boy'. It's kind of ridiculous to my mind. 150 years ago, she would have been married for over a decade and preping her eldest to start doing to the same, and see nothing wrong with it. Mentally, to our minds, there's a million, to them, not so much. Biologically, none at all.

And if you're still a 'kid' at 25, you have serious farking mental issues. Average marriage age in the US is 23-27, putting 25 smack in the middle. I doubt their raising the age anytime soon to 'think of the widdle children' at 25 who are on their last year of their phD's, and are married and with a kid (on purpose!). It's almost as laughable as when some asshole comes on saying "blah, blah, blah, think of the 19 year old CHILD!". Am I seriously the only one thinking fark off?

/Not attacking you in literally any way - actually recognize you as a favorite. :) Just wanted to point out something that really freaking bugs me and has nothing to do with you, and i've been seeing a lot more of lately.
:)
//Wooh, second green!!!!!
///Subby
 
2012-06-16 11:22:05 AM

clkeagle: All the publicity I've seen about this movie is labeling it as Lindsay's "big comeback." Has there ever been a time in recent Hollywood history when that's worked out? Help me out, Farkers, but the most successful "big comeback" I can think of these days would be Iron Man. And I don't remember the slightest bit of comeback hype about RDJ during its production.


Drew Barrymore went from being a preteen drunk/druggie to a sober relatively successful producer/actress but I don't remember any hype about it. And I always thought Lifetime was where actresses go in the twilight of their career when they don't have Meryl Streep/Helen Mirren talent, not for 25 year olds who could be hot again if she got her shiat together.
 
2012-06-16 11:22:13 AM

Apos: OMFG! Lindsay Lohan put in a 13-hour work day!


Well and like someone else said, a 13 hour day on a movie like that is probably 2-3 hours at a time in her trailer or sitting around while they setup shots, punctuated by 20 minutes of takes. Not like they've got "Liz" rappelling off a cliff or choreographing sword-fighting scenes.

I agree with subby: This is a bad sign. This sounds like a "God I'm bored, oh hey coke! Oh no I'm flying, oh hey Loratabs! God I'm tired...oh hey coke!" kind of thing.
 
2012-06-16 11:27:23 AM
Something else to consider: If you're Lindsay Lohan, how far down a hole do you have to be before someone is considering you "unresponsive"? Not like people haven't had to wake you out of drunken stupors before.
 
2012-06-16 11:29:04 AM

clkeagle: All the publicity I've seen about this movie is labeling it as Lindsay's "big comeback." Has there ever been a time in recent Hollywood history when that's worked out? Help me out, Farkers, but the most successful "big comeback" I can think of these days would be Iron Man. And I don't remember the slightest bit of comeback hype about RDJ during its production.


Except that "Chaplain" was his really big comeback. Followed by that Elton John video he did which was a comeback after falling from his "Chaplain" comeback. Then... well, his comebacks get a little diluted over time.
 
2012-06-16 11:29:16 AM

ConcreteHole: cygnusx13: 25 years old.....

Ya know, lost in the constant din of Lohan car wrecks, lesbian break ups, failed acting gigs, arrests, court dates, paroles, parental shenanigans, drug binges, nip slips, cooter flashes and DUIs is the fact that this is really just a kid.

Her parents failed her.

I say this as a 22 year old woman, I think there's very little else that pisses me off more in modern vernacular then the constant reference of grown-ass adults as 'kids' and 'children' and 'young girl/boy'. It's kind of ridiculous to my mind. 150 years ago, she would have been married for over a decade and preping her eldest to start doing to the same, and see nothing wrong with it. Mentally, to our minds, there's a million, to them, not so much. Biologically, none at all.

And if you're still a 'kid' at 25, you have serious farking mental issues. Average marriage age in the US is 23-27, putting 25 smack in the middle. I doubt their raising the age anytime soon to 'think of the widdle children' at 25 who are on their last year of their phD's, and are married and with a kid (on purpose!). It's almost as laughable as when some asshole comes on saying "blah, blah, blah, think of the 19 year old CHILD!". Am I seriously the only one thinking fark off?

/Not attacking you in literally any way - actually recognize you as a favorite. :) Just wanted to point out something that really freaking bugs me and has nothing to do with you, and i've been seeing a lot more of lately. :)
//Wooh, second green!!!!!
///Subby


You seem angry.

And correct.
 
2012-06-16 11:33:57 AM

Apos: OMFG! Lindsay Lohan put in a 13-hour work day!


With her work ethic, that can be downright grueling. Just think of how many teamsters she blew for meth money during those 13 hours.

Poor girl's probably got lockjaw.
 
2012-06-16 11:35:13 AM
As a chef/line cook I laugh at her 13 hour day.

/and cry at how many 16 hour days I've worked.
//:-(
 
2012-06-16 11:42:47 AM
I feel bad for her. She's been living in a fishbowl since she was a little kid, with farked up parents, and she's made a bad situation worse. I know plenty of people who did the same, and then matured a little and straightened themselves out. It doesn't look like she's going to get the chance to do that (at least for a while). Hope this dead pool talk turns out to be more 'scandal of the day' stuff, and not a precursor to a winehouse-type flameout

/she doesn't look particularly unhealthy, unlike winehouse or brittney murphy, so maybe she'll be all right
 
2012-06-16 11:45:44 AM

cygnusx13: 25 years old.....

Ya know, lost in the constant din of Lohan car wrecks, lesbian break ups, failed acting gigs, arrests, court dates, paroles, parental shenanigans, drug binges, nip slips, cooter flashes and DUIs is the fact that this is really just a kid.

Her parents failed her.


Very much this. I find myself unable to do much beyond feel very sorry for her. She was a gifted child, and her horrible excuse for parents used her and continue to use her. It's not just that they were no help, they made things worse. Lindsay was just a teen when her mom was using Lindsay to get into hot night clubs. Mommy took her out drinking because she was mommy's little velvet rope pass. The father would rather exploit her than help her. It's a wonder this kid turned out at well as she did.

And don't get me started on Karl Lagerfeld and his brilliant ideas about doing WHATEVER IT TAKES to get super thin.
 
2012-06-16 11:57:43 AM
2 more years to go, Lilo... You can do it!!!
 
2012-06-16 12:01:24 PM
Haha I got up at 6am yesterday and got to work at 8am and the worked one job left, then worked my second bar tending till 230am. Oh I also didn't get paid a few million dollars for those two jobs either
 
2012-06-16 12:02:35 PM
As I get further and further on the wrong side of 40, 25 is going to seem like more and more of a kid.


/Glad to be a fave!
//don't post much because I'm always on mobile and the commenting function is teh suck
 
2012-06-16 12:03:08 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: I wonder how long Farkers would last without food or water while being deprived of their normal sleep cycle before collapsing.



I have 3 kids, so I'm getting a kick....
 
2012-06-16 12:04:15 PM

Shadowknight: Brick-House: Paramedics were called when lindsay didn't answer and found her sleeping. You Lindsay haters really need to move on.

To be fair, with a patient history like her's, I don't think it's all that irrational of a response when you bang on the door with no response. She is a known addict, after all.

/medic in me speaking


True, but I think is'd a bit much that people are wanting to review their Dead Pool lists over this. She does appear to be trying to get she poop in a group.

/just sayin
 
2012-06-16 12:23:01 PM

DeaH: cygnusx13: 25 years old.....

Ya know, lost in the constant din of Lohan car wrecks, lesbian break ups, failed acting gigs, arrests, court dates, paroles, parental shenanigans, drug binges, nip slips, cooter flashes and DUIs is the fact that this is really just a kid.

Her parents failed her.

Very much this. I find myself unable to do much beyond feel very sorry for her. She was a gifted child, and her horrible excuse for parents used her and continue to use her. It's not just that they were no help, they made things worse. Lindsay was just a teen when her mom was using Lindsay to get into hot night clubs. Mommy took her out drinking because she was mommy's little velvet rope pass. The father would rather exploit her than help her. It's a wonder this kid turned out at well as she did.

And don't get me started on Karl Lagerfeld and his brilliant ideas about doing WHATEVER IT TAKES to get super thin.


The Lohan breeders (they should never be called parents) are the sort of folks that make me want to believe in Hell.
 
2012-06-16 12:25:41 PM

kliq: Apos: OMFG! Lindsay Lohan put in a 13-hour work day!

With everything she's snorted, that's the equivalent of a 72-hour shift for a normal person.


Good point.

stoli n coke: Apos: OMFG! Lindsay Lohan put in a 13-hour work day!

With her work ethic, that can be downright grueling. Just think of how many teamsters she blew for meth money during those 13 hours.

Poor girl's probably got lockjaw.



*Snert*
 
2012-06-16 12:27:19 PM

Mildot: She does appear to be trying to get she poop in a group.


I have no idea what this means but it's hilarious.
 
2012-06-16 12:29:55 PM
Kaybeck
Even so, isn't 13-hours on set pretty much a standard work day in the biz?


Maybe not from 7pm to 8 am.
I can see someone end up with not enough sleep because at some point you have to switch from being awake during the day to being awake at night.
 
2012-06-16 12:30:29 PM
She worked a 13 hour day ... from 7 PM to 8 AM ... i.e. - she worked all night. Then she is so tired she has a hard time waking up. Not too surprising really. I can imagine being pretty wiped out in that situation. Nothing to see here ... move along.
 
2012-06-16 12:37:28 PM
So, who wants to bet this is her last gig? I mean, she's dropped from theatrical release movies to Lifetime movies. I often don't hear of many actresses going from Lifetime movies to theatrical releases, so I'm assuming this is a sign that her career has entered a bad stage. And then, with a problem like this, only pulling 13 hours and passing out and there not being drugs or alcohol in her system means she physically can't hack it. Who's going to want to work with someone who can only pull 8 hour work days filming a movie? You can not do that. If this isn't her last movie, her next one won't be Lifetime (especially if the viewers aren't there) but probably straight to bluray flicks that no one is dumb enough to rent from Redbox or Netflix.

2013 could be the last time she appears on a celebrity death list because 2014 she'll either be dead or no longer a celebrity, but a waitress in L.A.
 
2012-06-16 12:46:06 PM
Meh, she was just pining for the fjords.
 
2012-06-16 12:55:02 PM
I'm getting the impression that she just didn't answer her phone or door. Really unprofessional when people keep giving you second chances.
 
2012-06-16 12:59:54 PM
Am I the only one that really doesn't want to her in my cdp? I mean, hell... she's younger than I am.

/I guess I just don't want to feel older than my age dictates
 
2012-06-16 01:08:28 PM

ConcreteHole: I say this as a 22 year old woman,


I am 44.
I would still call you a kid.
Seriously.
/pulls onion out of belt
 
2012-06-16 01:19:22 PM
All the publicity I've seen about this movie is labeling it as Lindsay's "big comeback." Has there ever been a time in recent Hollywood history when that's worked out? Help me out, Farkers, but the most successful "big comeback" I can think of these days would be Iron Man. And I don't remember the slightest bit of comeback hype about RDJ during its production.

shouldn't a 'come back' movie be something that people want to watch? Liz Taylor? Really? I'm almost 50 and she was before my time.

She worked a 13 hour day ... from 7 PM to 8 AM ... i.e. - she worked all night. Then she is so tired she has a hard time waking up. Not too surprising really. I can imagine being pretty wiped out in that situation. Nothing to see here ... move along.

Except she is 25, an age when many are still in college pulling all-nighters and then going to class the next day. Others are working 16 hour days for months at a time to prove their worth. Also, it isn't like it is unusual for her to be up late. Being wiped out bad enough that you can't hear people banging on the door (she WAS asleep when the paramedics got in)from 2 days of 13 hour shifts, when most of it is sitting on your ass means you are in crappy physical shape. She needs to get a role that will put her with a physical trainer for 12 hours a day for 3 months before filming.
 
2012-06-16 01:36:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVWIELHQQY&feature=relatedcygnusx13 : 25 years old.....

Ya know, lost in the constant din of Lohan car wrecks, lesbian break ups, failed acting gigs, arrests, court dates, paroles, parental shenanigans, drug binges, nip slips, cooter flashes and DUIs is the fact that this is really just a kid.

Her parents failed her.


This makes me think of Colin Ferguson's incredibly poignant monologue when he refused to make jokes about Britney Spears and tells his own sobriety story.

He calls Britney Spears a "baby" does it with incredible compassion and pathos.
 
2012-06-16 01:37:29 PM

LockeOak: Mildot: She does appear to be trying to get she poop in a group.

I have no idea what this means but it's hilarious.


Get her shiat together = get her poop in a group
 
2012-06-16 01:49:11 PM

Brick-House: LockeOak: Mildot: She does appear to be trying to get she poop in a group.

I have no idea what this means but it's hilarious.

Get her shiat together = get her poop in a group


Read it again: You said "she poop in a group", which would imply that she's involved in mass scatological rites...or something.
 
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