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(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)   Today's "naked guy high on bath salts holds on to the hood of a car for four miles" story is brought to you by Robinson, Illinois   ( divider line
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2012-06-16 12:37:32 PM  
2 votes:

Walker: Did he try to eat anybody?

FTA: Police told News 10 that Miller believed he was running from people who were trying to eat him.

The other way around.

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2012-06-16 11:39:13 AM  
2 votes:
God, Ted, he's probably cold now that his towel has blown off. NSFW
2012-06-16 11:39:07 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.
2012-06-16 11:35:08 AM  
2 votes:

davynelson: if you really believe mephedrone is responsible for all this cannibalism you are the sucker the government is looking for.

it's more likely meth than meph (aka bath salts) but they'll lie like hell so that they can outlaw another drug.

/have no interest myself in meph
//but i don't think molecules are inherently evil

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2012-06-16 10:12:15 AM  
2 votes:
Jean Naté's reign of terror continues unabated.
2012-06-16 10:00:50 AM  
2 votes:
Bath salts, the best anti-drug ad EVAR.

/Who would ever have thought anything could beat "Faces of Meth"
2012-06-16 07:21:45 PM  
1 vote:

dready zim: All these media stories about this new drug make me want to try it, I must go out and ask all my dodgy mates how to get some......

It's a simple recipie and you can make it yourself:

1. In a full sweatsuit, run at least one mile. Be sure you've worked up a good sweat

2. Fill your bathtub with 2-3 inches of water.

3. Get in the bathtub but DO NOT use any soaps or shampoos. Just rinse yourself off with the water only.

4. Let the water in the tub evaporate. You will know it's ready when you can see a salty crust formed around the bottom of the bathtub.

5. Using a butter knife, scrape the residue off the bottom of the bathtub and place on a paper towel to completely dry.

6. When dried, chop up with a razor blade and smoke.

7. Enjoy your face-eating escapades!
2012-06-16 05:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-16 04:48:36 PM  
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2012-06-16 12:45:07 PM  
1 vote:
Back in my day we didn't need 'Bath Salts' to get naked and hold on to car hoods. Kids these days are soft....
2012-06-16 12:13:40 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: Did he try to eat anybody?

Or the hood ornament of the car?
2012-06-16 12:10:45 PM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

Like two tasmanian devils going at it
2012-06-16 12:04:46 PM  
1 vote:
I think they should lace bath salts with PCP just for the lulz
2012-06-16 11:53:59 AM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

"Bite off another of my fingers and say goodbye to your other eyeball, biatch!"

The pillow talk would be memorable, but the morning after, awkward.
2012-06-16 11:41:14 AM  
1 vote:
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whiskeychic10 62p · 20 hours ago
they need to stop selling bath salts PERIOD

Because that worked so well during prohibition. Oh and pot. Oh yeah. Coke... Heroine... Why are people so stupid. Can we never learn from mistakes?
2012-06-16 10:24:41 AM  
1 vote:
Did he try to eat anybody?
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