Jean Naté's reign of terror continues unabated.

Might as well be from Indiana.

Sounds like fun, I gotta try me some

Someone seriously needs to make this stuff part of the military diet..

//Who cares if the geneva convention says eating faces is a form of torture - what army is going to challenge that level of insanity?

I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.

LegacyDL: I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.

Then again, people still smoke salvia..

if you really believe mephedrone is responsible for all this cannibalism you are the sucker the government is looking for.

it's more likely meth than meph (aka bath salts) but they'll lie like hell so that they can outlaw another drug.

/have no interest myself in meph
//but i don't think molecules are inherently evil

the blood is on your hands, Rand Paul!

This is why I shower. Tub baths are just wrong ....

What is it about that stuff that makes the users run amok naked? For the love of God booboo keep your clothes on!

God, Ted, he's probably cold now that his towel has blown off. NSFW

"Police told News 10 that Miller believed he was running from people who were trying to eat him."

I don't need any drug for that. What an amateur.

From the comments:


whiskeychic10 62p · 20 hours ago
they need to stop selling bath salts PERIOD


Because that worked so well during prohibition. Oh and pot. Oh yeah. Coke... Heroine... Why are people so stupid. Can we never learn from mistakes?

davynelson: i don't think molecules are inherently evil

Neither does anybody else, so you're in good company. Some substances (mercury, polonium, cyanide...) shouldn't be ingested, though.

Give me some good smoke over that any day. Funnier when stoned.

How could they be sure other people on bath salts *weren't* chasing him to eat him?

LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

"Bite off another of my fingers and say goodbye to your other eyeball, biatch!"

The pillow talk would be memorable, but the morning after, awkward.

Mr.Hawk: From the comments:


whiskeychic10 62p · 20 hours ago
they need to stop selling bath salts PERIOD


Because that worked so well during prohibition. Oh and pot. Oh yeah. Coke... Heroine... Why are people so stupid. Can we never learn from mistakes?

Bath salts have been illegal since earlier this year in Delaware following the murder of county police officer responding to a call to be met by someone under the influence of this shiat. In spite of the serious penalty attached to selling it you still read about the police busting some convenience store or gas station operator who claims they didn't get the memo from home office. As long as there are people looking to make a quick buck with no consideration for the damage done as a consequence of the commercial transaction and there are people who will ingest anything to remove themselves from reality with no consideration for what they might be doing to their bodies there will be a market for shiat like bath salts.

That said, it is demonstrated that, unlike pot or coke, this isn't a completely harmless habit without collateral damage being wrought among the innocent public; this is a harmful habit whose users have a record of committing some deranged and injurious (not to mention deadly) acts. While I agree that prohibition will never eradicate the use of bath salts, I quite agree with the regimen in Delaware of aggressively busting and prosecuting the sellers while prosecuting the users for using them. What is your answer, oh sage one? Don't have one. Didn't think so.

Illinois already outlawed the good synthetic drugs. What is left is crap that farks you up. Just buy cocaine people!

You hear that? Thats the sound of Congress critters getting ready to do something drastic and reactionary in order to appear busy.

alwaysjaded: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

I imagine it would be like a girl tying your arms and legs to the bed posts, jumping on your cock and then telling you she has full blown AIDS.


...While using vice grips as nipple clamps and twin "little people" standing on each nightstand pee on your face...

LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

Like two tasmanian devils going at it

Walker: Did he try to eat anybody?


Or the hood ornament of the car?

So many ways to go with this:

"Poor Stuntman Mike"

"Poor little fella probably kept up for a mile or two...sniff. do you have any idea what the law is on junkie cruelty is in this state? I'm sure it's pretty stiff:"

Fano: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

Like two tasmanian devils going at it

with a limp dick!! bath salts R!!!!!! fun!!!!!

TsarTom: I know a guy who bought a sheet of blotter acid, dropped 99 hits and went to a Residents' show. Had the best time of his life. No weirdness. Waste of money, but no weirdness.
I took the other hit and escorted him. Great time.

This bath salt shiat scares me.

If your friend could take 99 hits of acid at once and experience "no weirdness" I would agree that the acid you got was a waste of money.

I've got some liquid acid, wanna buy some?

I'll give you a cup and direct you to the bathroom. Your choice whether to get it out of the sink or the toilet.

LegacyDL: I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.

Someone who's run out of meth.

Designer drugs in the UK have long had "not for human consumption", "bath salts", "plant food" or some such get out clause on the packets. Suspect all "bath salts" are therefore not the "bath salts" making the news.

So, does anyone know what drug is causing the problem? Or are we just grouping all drugged up naked crazy guys under a new shorthand label?

It's funny that the legal and pseudolegal (legal in some states, illegal in others) substances cause far more insanity and do a lot more damage than the illegal ones.

So... Why did the driver keep going? Pretty sure I'd have stopped.

Just me?

Walker: Did he try to eat anybody?

FTA: Police told News 10 that Miller believed he was running from people who were trying to eat him.

The other way around.

Back in my day we didn't need 'Bath Salts' to get naked and hold on to car hoods. Kids these days are soft....

jamspoon: Designer drugs in the UK have long had "not for human consumption", "bath salts", "plant food" or some such get out clause on the packets. Suspect all "bath salts" are therefore not the "bath salts" making the news.

So, does anyone know what drug is causing the problem? Or are we just grouping all drugged up naked crazy guys under a new shorthand label?

MDPV

ShannonKW: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

"Bite off another of my fingers and say goodbye to your other eyeball, biatch!"

The pillow talk would be memorable, but the morning after, awkward.

The only reasonable course would be small video cameras positioned around the room to capture the ... uh ... event. That way one of you would have an alibi.

Just one.

The whole time yelling, "Calgon, take me away!"

LegacyDL: I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.

I loved the list of effects on the Wiki page. It really begs the question of why you'd take it in the first place, as with high effects like kidney pain and headaches...yea. Stick to weed, kids!

Could you imagine a drug that turns you into a zombie?.

I can't believe you can buy that stuff legally. Today I walked openly into the chemist and scored myself 500g of Yardley's Old English Lavender It's... actually kind of slow to kick in. Bad batch maybe?

Came for T.J. Hooker, leaving sad.

CygnusDarius: Could you imagine a drug that turns you into a zombie?.

Yes.

Link

Somaticasual: Someone seriously needs to make this stuff part of the military diet..

//Who cares if the geneva convention says eating faces is a form of torture - what army is going to challenge that level of insanity?

The government experimented with hallucinogens as potentially non-lethal chemical warfare agents back in the 60s. They gave up on it because half the time the (notional) enemy would be staring into space and mumbling "look at the colors, man" and the other half of the time they became berserk face-eating zombies. The effects were too unpredictable to use safely on the battlefield.

Nem Wan: Came for T.J. Hooker, leaving sad.



"Sorry I'm late, traffic on the highway was a nightmare."

Callous, I came in here to comment on that as well. My thoughts were that the driver thought there was no way hell he was going to stop and get eaten alive and drove until the police were able to comprehend this crazy surfer.

EnglishChef PolishInventor GermanHumanitarian: the blood is on your hands, Rand Paul!

i think he was against banning the original bath salt formula, so maybe he was on to something.

davynelson: if you really believe mephedrone is responsible for all this cannibalism you are the sucker the government is looking for.

it's more likely meth than meph (aka bath salts) but they'll lie like hell so that they can outlaw another drug.

/have no interest myself in meph
//but i don't think molecules are inherently evil

i figured they were using MDPV now. MDPV definitely has some shiatty side effects.

Ok I'll bite

Somaticasual: LegacyDL: I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.

Then again, people still smoke salvia..

^This

Salvia is the shiat that made me take a good look at the crap i was doing and quit everything but weed.

stonelotus: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

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So it'd be like going in dry?

THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY!

Mr.Hawk: From the comments:


whiskeychic10 62p · 20 hours ago
they need to stop selling bath salts PERIOD


Because that worked so well during prohibition. Oh and pot. Oh yeah. Coke... Heroine... Why are people so stupid. Can we never learn from mistakes?

The only reason i don't have weed is that it is illegal. So prohibition works. I'm pissed that i could go to jail for my glaucoma medicine, but you buy bath salts in any town.

You have to be high on bath salts to go on a naked hood ride? Last time I did that all I was high on was hormones (teenager).

/ok maybe a little ditchweed was involved

So now these punks think they're high from taking a Farking bubble bath???
In the sixties and seventies we partied with real LSD, Columbian Gold, and Pink Peruvian.
Kids now are Farking sissies!

Aloy: I loved the list of effects on the Wiki page. It really begs the question of why you'd take it in the first place, as with high effects like kidney pain and headaches...yea. Stick to weed, kids!

No it doesn't.

I have to ask, is this a media created meme?

No I have not done any homework. But I heard about DMT from multiple sources over time.

Bath salts come along and it makes people eat faces and act apeshiat crazy? Is this confirmed and not some sort of media hyped joke?

It sort of sounds like a joke played on the media gone awry.

Nice try Herr Jones

LeroyBourne:

I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

Great googa mooga. I'd want another couple to try it first.

eekmale:

How could they be sure other people on bath salts *weren't* chasing him to eat him?

SCORE!!!!

orclover:

You hear that? Thats the sound of Congress critters getting ready to do something drastic and reactionary in order to appear busy.

If they'd legalize cannabis already most of this crap would go out of style.

Maybe one bright sunny weekday I might act loony around around the plaza in front of the courthouse yelling "Bath salts! Must eat face! BATH SALTS! MUST EAT FACE!"

Just to see what happens.

All these media stories about this new drug make me want to try it, I must go out and ask all my dodgy mates how to get some......

dready zim: All these media stories about this new drug make me want to try it, I must go out and ask all my dodgy mates how to get some......

It's a simple recipie and you can make it yourself:

1. In a full sweatsuit, run at least one mile. Be sure you've worked up a good sweat

2. Fill your bathtub with 2-3 inches of water.

3. Get in the bathtub but DO NOT use any soaps or shampoos. Just rinse yourself off with the water only.

4. Let the water in the tub evaporate. You will know it's ready when you can see a salty crust formed around the bottom of the bathtub.

5. Using a butter knife, scrape the residue off the bottom of the bathtub and place on a paper towel to completely dry.

6. When dried, chop up with a razor blade and smoke.

7. Enjoy your face-eating escapades!

Pud: Bath salts, the best anti-drug ad EVAR.

/Who would ever have thought anything could beat "Faces of Meth"

The "faces of meth" are assault victims....

TsarTom: I don't know what this means. I'm sure it's clever.

The CO2 dissolved in the tap water makes it slightly acidic.

But then you are already breathing that, so why would you have to enter the bathroom to get it?

What's really sad is I know that guy. like, seriously know him. And he wasn't like this 3 months ago. Ahh, the joys of addiction

Illinois Sinn: What's really sad is I know that guy. like, seriously know him. And he wasn't like this 3 months ago. Ahh, the joys of addiction

But always a T.J. Hooker fan, right?