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2012-06-16 12:59:36 PM
The whole time yelling, "Calgon, take me away!"
 
2012-06-16 01:05:38 PM
LegacyDL: I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.

I loved the list of effects on the Wiki page. It really begs the question of why you'd take it in the first place, as with high effects like kidney pain and headaches...yea. Stick to weed, kids!
 
2012-06-16 01:05:58 PM
Could you imagine a drug that turns you into a zombie?.
 
2012-06-16 01:10:24 PM
I can't believe you can buy that stuff legally. Today I walked openly into the chemist and scored myself 500g of Yardley's Old English Lavender It's... actually kind of slow to kick in. Bad batch maybe?
 
2012-06-16 01:12:25 PM
Came for T.J. Hooker, leaving sad.
 
2012-06-16 01:15:34 PM
CygnusDarius: Could you imagine a drug that turns you into a zombie?.

Yes.

Link
 
2012-06-16 01:18:48 PM
Somaticasual: Someone seriously needs to make this stuff part of the military diet..

//Who cares if the geneva convention says eating faces is a form of torture - what army is going to challenge that level of insanity?


The government experimented with hallucinogens as potentially non-lethal chemical warfare agents back in the 60s. They gave up on it because half the time the (notional) enemy would be staring into space and mumbling "look at the colors, man" and the other half of the time they became berserk face-eating zombies. The effects were too unpredictable to use safely on the battlefield.
 
2012-06-16 01:26:18 PM
Nem Wan: Came for T.J. Hooker, leaving sad.

i1126.photobucket.com

"Sorry I'm late, traffic on the highway was a nightmare."
 
2012-06-16 01:43:15 PM
Callous, I came in here to comment on that as well. My thoughts were that the driver thought there was no way hell he was going to stop and get eaten alive and drove until the police were able to comprehend this crazy surfer.
 
2012-06-16 01:44:03 PM
LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

i1207.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 02:18:28 PM
EnglishChef PolishInventor GermanHumanitarian: the blood is on your hands, Rand Paul!

i think he was against banning the original bath salt formula, so maybe he was on to something.
 
2012-06-16 02:22:54 PM
davynelson: if you really believe mephedrone is responsible for all this cannibalism you are the sucker the government is looking for.

it's more likely meth than meph (aka bath salts) but they'll lie like hell so that they can outlaw another drug.

/have no interest myself in meph
//but i don't think molecules are inherently evil


i figured they were using MDPV now. MDPV definitely has some shiatty side effects.
 
2012-06-16 02:27:42 PM
Ok I'll bite

www.all4humor.com
 
2012-06-16 02:28:18 PM
Somaticasual: LegacyDL: I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.

Then again, people still smoke salvia..


^This

Salvia is the shiat that made me take a good look at the crap i was doing and quit everything but weed.
 
2012-06-16 02:30:08 PM
stonelotus: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

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So it'd be like going in dry?
 
2012-06-16 02:30:08 PM
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY!
 
2012-06-16 02:30:20 PM
Mr.Hawk: From the comments:


whiskeychic10 62p · 20 hours ago
they need to stop selling bath salts PERIOD


Because that worked so well during prohibition. Oh and pot. Oh yeah. Coke... Heroine... Why are people so stupid. Can we never learn from mistakes?


The only reason i don't have weed is that it is illegal. So prohibition works. I'm pissed that i could go to jail for my glaucoma medicine, but you buy bath salts in any town.
 
2012-06-16 03:17:33 PM
You have to be high on bath salts to go on a naked hood ride? Last time I did that all I was high on was hormones (teenager).

/ok maybe a little ditchweed was involved
 
2012-06-16 03:36:35 PM
So now these punks think they're high from taking a Farking bubble bath???
In the sixties and seventies we partied with real LSD, Columbian Gold, and Pink Peruvian.
Kids now are Farking sissies!
 
2012-06-16 03:42:50 PM
Aloy: I loved the list of effects on the Wiki page. It really begs the question of why you'd take it in the first place, as with high effects like kidney pain and headaches...yea. Stick to weed, kids!

No it doesn't.
 
2012-06-16 04:30:10 PM
I have to ask, is this a media created meme?

No I have not done any homework. But I heard about DMT from multiple sources over time.

Bath salts come along and it makes people eat faces and act apeshiat crazy? Is this confirmed and not some sort of media hyped joke?

It sort of sounds like a joke played on the media gone awry.
 
2012-06-16 04:48:36 PM
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2012-06-16 04:57:04 PM
www.empireonline.com

Nice try Herr Jones
 
2012-06-16 05:14:05 PM
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2012-06-16 05:35:24 PM
LeroyBourne:

I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

Great googa mooga. I'd want another couple to try it first.
 
2012-06-16 05:36:30 PM
eekmale:

How could they be sure other people on bath salts *weren't* chasing him to eat him?

SCORE!!!!
 
2012-06-16 05:39:18 PM
orclover:

You hear that? Thats the sound of Congress critters getting ready to do something drastic and reactionary in order to appear busy.

If they'd legalize cannabis already most of this crap would go out of style.
 
2012-06-16 05:49:55 PM
Maybe one bright sunny weekday I might act loony around around the plaza in front of the courthouse yelling "Bath salts! Must eat face! BATH SALTS! MUST EAT FACE!"

Just to see what happens.
 
2012-06-16 06:39:40 PM
All these media stories about this new drug make me want to try it, I must go out and ask all my dodgy mates how to get some......
 
2012-06-16 07:21:45 PM
dready zim: All these media stories about this new drug make me want to try it, I must go out and ask all my dodgy mates how to get some......

It's a simple recipie and you can make it yourself:

1. In a full sweatsuit, run at least one mile. Be sure you've worked up a good sweat

2. Fill your bathtub with 2-3 inches of water.

3. Get in the bathtub but DO NOT use any soaps or shampoos. Just rinse yourself off with the water only.

4. Let the water in the tub evaporate. You will know it's ready when you can see a salty crust formed around the bottom of the bathtub.

5. Using a butter knife, scrape the residue off the bottom of the bathtub and place on a paper towel to completely dry.

6. When dried, chop up with a razor blade and smoke.

7. Enjoy your face-eating escapades!
 
2012-06-16 10:52:53 PM
Pud: Bath salts, the best anti-drug ad EVAR.

/Who would ever have thought anything could beat "Faces of Meth"


The "faces of meth" are assault victims....
 
2012-06-16 10:58:08 PM
Happy Hours: TsarTom: I know a guy who bought a sheet of blotter acid, dropped 99 hits and went to a Residents' show. Had the best time of his life. No weirdness. Waste of money, but no weirdness.
I took the other hit and escorted him. Great time.

This bath salt shiat scares me.

If your friend could take 99 hits of acid at once and experience "no weirdness" I would agree that the acid you got was a waste of money.

I've got some liquid acid, wanna buy some?

I'll give you a cup and direct you to the bathroom. Your choice whether to get it out of the sink or the toilet.


I don't know what this means. I'm sure it's clever.
 
2012-06-17 12:37:51 AM
TsarTom: I don't know what this means. I'm sure it's clever.

The CO2 dissolved in the tap water makes it slightly acidic.

But then you are already breathing that, so why would you have to enter the bathroom to get it?
 
2012-06-17 11:35:36 AM
What's really sad is I know that guy. like, seriously know him. And he wasn't like this 3 months ago. Ahh, the joys of addiction
 
2012-06-17 11:54:33 AM
Illinois Sinn: What's really sad is I know that guy. like, seriously know him. And he wasn't like this 3 months ago. Ahh, the joys of addiction

But always a T.J. Hooker fan, right?
 
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