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2012-06-16 09:11:42 AM
I know a guy who bought a sheet of blotter acid, dropped 99 hits and went to a Residents' show. Had the best time of his life. No weirdness. Waste of money, but no weirdness.
I took the other hit and escorted him. Great time.

This bath salt shiat scares me.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-06-16 10:00:50 AM
Bath salts, the best anti-drug ad EVAR.

/Who would ever have thought anything could beat "Faces of Meth"
 
2012-06-16 10:12:15 AM
Jean Naté's reign of terror continues unabated.
 
2012-06-16 10:19:46 AM

TsarTom: This bath salt shiat scares me.


It's amphetamines AND hallucinogens. Of course bad things are gonna happen. It's PCP and coke in one package.
 
2012-06-16 10:24:41 AM
Did he try to eat anybody?
 
2012-06-16 10:35:06 AM
Might as well be from Indiana.
 
2012-06-16 10:58:14 AM
The dealers or users probably gave this shiat its innocent and mellow sounding name but the media should call it something else like, "Are you farking out of your mind? Just smoke some weed you goddamned cannibal" pills. A little long but if it catches on it could save lives.
 
2012-06-16 11:15:29 AM
Sounds like fun, I gotta try me some
 
2012-06-16 11:17:14 AM
Someone seriously needs to make this stuff part of the military diet..

//Who cares if the geneva convention says eating faces is a form of torture - what army is going to challenge that level of insanity?
 
2012-06-16 11:19:24 AM
I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.
 
2012-06-16 11:20:54 AM

LegacyDL: I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.


Then again, people still smoke salvia..
 
2012-06-16 11:27:25 AM
if you really believe mephedrone is responsible for all this cannibalism you are the sucker the government is looking for.

it's more likely meth than meph (aka bath salts) but they'll lie like hell so that they can outlaw another drug.

/have no interest myself in meph
//but i don't think molecules are inherently evil
 
2012-06-16 11:28:35 AM
the blood is on your hands, Rand Paul!
 
2012-06-16 11:29:25 AM
This is why I shower. Tub baths are just wrong ....
 
2012-06-16 11:35:08 AM

davynelson: if you really believe mephedrone is responsible for all this cannibalism you are the sucker the government is looking for.

it's more likely meth than meph (aka bath salts) but they'll lie like hell so that they can outlaw another drug.

/have no interest myself in meph
//but i don't think molecules are inherently evil


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2012-06-16 11:35:38 AM
What is it about that stuff that makes the users run amok naked? For the love of God booboo keep your clothes on!
 
2012-06-16 11:39:07 AM
I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.
 
2012-06-16 11:39:13 AM
God, Ted, he's probably cold now that his towel has blown off. NSFW
 
2012-06-16 11:40:55 AM
"Police told News 10 that Miller believed he was running from people who were trying to eat him."

I don't need any drug for that. What an amateur.
 
2012-06-16 11:41:14 AM
From the comments:


whiskeychic10 62p · 20 hours ago
they need to stop selling bath salts PERIOD



Because that worked so well during prohibition. Oh and pot. Oh yeah. Coke... Heroine... Why are people so stupid. Can we never learn from mistakes?
 
2012-06-16 11:47:38 AM

davynelson: i don't think molecules are inherently evil


Neither does anybody else, so you're in good company. Some substances (mercury, polonium, cyanide...) shouldn't be ingested, though.
 
2012-06-16 11:50:07 AM

Mad Scientist: God, Ted, he's probably cold now that his towel has blown off. NSFW


Beat me by ten minutes.
 
2012-06-16 11:51:39 AM
Give me some good smoke over that any day. Funnier when stoned.
 
2012-06-16 11:51:58 AM
How could they be sure other people on bath salts *weren't* chasing him to eat him?
 
2012-06-16 11:53:59 AM

LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.


"Bite off another of my fingers and say goodbye to your other eyeball, biatch!"

The pillow talk would be memorable, but the morning after, awkward.
 
2012-06-16 11:54:19 AM

LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.


I imagine it would be like a girl tying your arms and legs to the bed posts, jumping on your cock and then telling you she has full blown AIDS.
 
2012-06-16 12:00:10 PM

ShannonKW: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

"Bite off another of my fingers and say goodbye to your other eyeball, biatch!"

The pillow talk would be memorable, but the morning after, awkward.


alwaysjaded: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

I imagine it would be like a girl tying your arms and legs to the bed posts, jumping on your cock and then telling you she has full blown AIDS.


I imagine it could be tender like from Punch Drunk Love when Adam Sandler is telling her he wants to smash her face in, just smash it to pieces.
 
2012-06-16 12:03:14 PM

Mr.Hawk: From the comments:


whiskeychic10 62p · 20 hours ago
they need to stop selling bath salts PERIOD


Because that worked so well during prohibition. Oh and pot. Oh yeah. Coke... Heroine... Why are people so stupid. Can we never learn from mistakes?


Bath salts have been illegal since earlier this year in Delaware following the murder of county police officer responding to a call to be met by someone under the influence of this shiat. In spite of the serious penalty attached to selling it you still read about the police busting some convenience store or gas station operator who claims they didn't get the memo from home office. As long as there are people looking to make a quick buck with no consideration for the damage done as a consequence of the commercial transaction and there are people who will ingest anything to remove themselves from reality with no consideration for what they might be doing to their bodies there will be a market for shiat like bath salts.

That said, it is demonstrated that, unlike pot or coke, this isn't a completely harmless habit without collateral damage being wrought among the innocent public; this is a harmful habit whose users have a record of committing some deranged and injurious (not to mention deadly) acts. While I agree that prohibition will never eradicate the use of bath salts, I quite agree with the regimen in Delaware of aggressively busting and prosecuting the sellers while prosecuting the users for using them. What is your answer, oh sage one? Don't have one. Didn't think so.
 
2012-06-16 12:03:45 PM
Illinois already outlawed the good synthetic drugs. What is left is crap that farks you up. Just buy cocaine people!
 
2012-06-16 12:04:37 PM
You hear that? Thats the sound of Congress critters getting ready to do something drastic and reactionary in order to appear busy.
 
2012-06-16 12:04:46 PM
I think they should lace bath salts with PCP just for the lulz
 
2012-06-16 12:07:34 PM
 
2012-06-16 12:09:29 PM

alwaysjaded: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

I imagine it would be like a girl tying your arms and legs to the bed posts, jumping on your cock and then telling you she has full blown AIDS.



...While using vice grips as nipple clamps and twin "little people" standing on each nightstand pee on your face...
 
2012-06-16 12:10:45 PM

LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.


Like two tasmanian devils going at it
 
2012-06-16 12:11:10 PM
Why isn't there a news story every time someone gets drunk and does stupid shiat like this? Oh yeah, we tax alcohol and they buy ads from media outlets.
 
2012-06-16 12:13:40 PM

Walker: Did he try to eat anybody?



Or the hood ornament of the car?
 
2012-06-16 12:14:30 PM
So many ways to go with this:

"Poor Stuntman Mike"

"Poor little fella probably kept up for a mile or two...sniff. do you have any idea what the law is on junkie cruelty is in this state? I'm sure it's pretty stiff:"
 
2012-06-16 12:15:32 PM

Fano: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

Like two tasmanian devils going at it


with a limp dick!! bath salts R!!!!!! fun!!!!!
 
2012-06-16 12:15:59 PM

TsarTom: I know a guy who bought a sheet of blotter acid, dropped 99 hits and went to a Residents' show. Had the best time of his life. No weirdness. Waste of money, but no weirdness.
I took the other hit and escorted him. Great time.

This bath salt shiat scares me.


If your friend could take 99 hits of acid at once and experience "no weirdness" I would agree that the acid you got was a waste of money.

I've got some liquid acid, wanna buy some?

I'll give you a cup and direct you to the bathroom. Your choice whether to get it out of the sink or the toilet.
 
2012-06-16 12:17:57 PM

LegacyDL: I was watching CNN where they interviewed some guy who went batshiat crazy on bath salts and basically how he described the effects of taking it makes me wonder what kind of person would want have that kind of experience.


Someone who's run out of meth.
 
2012-06-16 12:18:47 PM
Designer drugs in the UK have long had "not for human consumption", "bath salts", "plant food" or some such get out clause on the packets. Suspect all "bath salts" are therefore not the "bath salts" making the news.

So, does anyone know what drug is causing the problem? Or are we just grouping all drugged up naked crazy guys under a new shorthand label?
 
2012-06-16 12:31:26 PM
It's funny that the legal and pseudolegal (legal in some states, illegal in others) substances cause far more insanity and do a lot more damage than the illegal ones.
 
2012-06-16 12:35:15 PM
So... Why did the driver keep going? Pretty sure I'd have stopped.

Just me?
 
2012-06-16 12:37:32 PM

Walker: Did he try to eat anybody?


FTA: Police told News 10 that Miller believed he was running from people who were trying to eat him.

The other way around.

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2012-06-16 12:39:53 PM
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2012-06-16 12:45:07 PM
Back in my day we didn't need 'Bath Salts' to get naked and hold on to car hoods. Kids these days are soft....
 
2012-06-16 12:48:29 PM

jamspoon: Designer drugs in the UK have long had "not for human consumption", "bath salts", "plant food" or some such get out clause on the packets. Suspect all "bath salts" are therefore not the "bath salts" making the news.

So, does anyone know what drug is causing the problem? Or are we just grouping all drugged up naked crazy guys under a new shorthand label?


MDPV
 
2012-06-16 12:50:42 PM
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2012-06-16 12:52:41 PM

ShannonKW: LeroyBourne: I wonder what it's like to have sex on that shiat. And I don't mean just one person on it...both.

"Bite off another of my fingers and say goodbye to your other eyeball, biatch!"

The pillow talk would be memorable, but the morning after, awkward.


The only reasonable course would be small video cameras positioned around the room to capture the ... uh ... event. That way one of you would have an alibi.

Just one.
 
2012-06-16 12:56:06 PM
Was the driver on bath salts too? 4 miles? Seriously?

poodebunker: What is it about that stuff that makes the users run amok naked? For the love of God booboo keep your clothes on!


From what I have heard it causes your body temp to spike.
 
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