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(The Sun)   44-year-old hottie: I'm getting MMM boobs to give my kids a better life (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 176
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2012-06-16 04:51:13 PM

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?

Just fine except for the back problems.


I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.
 
2012-06-16 04:51:18 PM

johnperkins: Our eyes see them on the outside as breasts


Not even as that.
 
2012-06-16 05:15:59 PM

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?

Just fine except for the back problems.


That can happen when you slaughter deer with your bare hands.



/snerk
 
2012-06-16 06:02:46 PM

italie: DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?

Just fine except for the back problems.

That can happen when you slaughter deer with your bare hands.



/snerk



The really tough part is skinning a deer with my bare hands.
 
2012-06-16 06:05:31 PM

MoronLessOff:

I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.


You are such a considerate and selfless individual.
 
2012-06-16 06:27:20 PM

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.

You are such a considerate and selfless individual.


You're half right.
 
2012-06-16 06:45:57 PM

RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.


I am frowning right now at these shenanigans.
 
2012-06-16 07:01:34 PM

MoronLessOff: DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.

You are such a considerate and selfless individual.

You're half right.

That sounds about right.... I've been getting a lot wrong today. Damned fire water.
 
2012-06-16 07:09:26 PM
...Hottie? Her lips are like a muppet's and her boobs don't even look like boobs. Normally I'm not one to rag on anyone's appearance, but she spent a lot of money to do this to herself, and she looks terrible.
 
2012-06-16 07:58:38 PM
Good hooter gone bad - 38 special

You see it all around you
Good hooters gone bad
And usually it's too late
When you realize that they sag

And my mind goes back to a girl I knew
Some years ago
(Who told me)
Keep them supported
Don't let them just go
If they swing to freely
In years it will show
Them puppy's need something to be reigned in
So in the future they are not swinging

It's so darn easy
When your young and in lust
To let them swing freely
And be proud of your bust

And my mind goes back to a girl I knew
Some years ago
(Who told me)
Keep them supported
Don't let them just go
If they swing to freely
In years it will show
Them puppy's need something to be reigned in
So in the future they are not swinging
 
2012-06-16 08:26:51 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /fun to look at


I disagree. They look awful, even by themselves.


portnoyd: 2. There is a parabolic curve with attractiveness with boobs. See below:

dl.dropbox.com


1) That's not a parabola
2) Peak needs to be slid to the left a bit :p


cc_rider: I'm starting to believe plastic surgery really is an addiction.


Almost anything can be an addiction because of how our brains work.
We tend to repeat behaviors we see as rewarding, and the more we do them, the more that behavior pattern becomes reinforced inside our heads. That is how psychological addiction works, and it is why people can become addicted to things that are not, in and of themselves, addictive (adrenaline junkies, spicy food aficionados, etc). In this case she is probably addicted to both the attention she receives due to her preposterous tits, as well as the feeling that she is more attractive when she looks in the mirror. Unfortunately, rather like with anorexia or body dysmorphic disorder, she has an extremely skewed view of her own body.
 
2012-06-16 09:16:42 PM
"No mom, you're getting even bigger boobs to feed your pathetic, attention-whoring ego."
 
2012-06-16 09:46:39 PM
Saw the MTV show and was disgusted. If I were one of her daughters male friends I would've sprayed her down like a firehose though.
Being 18 and all.
 
2012-06-16 10:35:46 PM

aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.


Just like a cow, only in a dumber place.
 
2012-06-17 01:39:14 AM

WhippingBoy: What do the fathers of her children think about this?


They are most likely unaware they fathered kids with her. Six kids probably means five or six different fathers. I'd be willing to bet there's one, maybe two of them that have been roped into being responsible for more than their fair share of biological offspring.
 
2012-06-17 03:07:53 AM

MoronLessOff: DeliWayn: portnoyd: LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.

So if I wear a G-cup, wouldn't that be a DDDD cup by that method? Or does it stop after the triple size for a particular reason?

/was a DD in h high school
//don't think it was the same a an E
///apparently needs to learn more about bras

How you doin'?


She was talking to me! Back off!
 
2012-06-17 07:25:19 AM

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff: DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.

You are such a considerate and selfless individual.

You're half right.
That sounds about right.... I've been getting a lot wrong today. Damned fire water.


Alright, lets get this party started!

LoneWolf343: She was talking to me! Back off!


I'm sure there's enough to go around.
 
2012-06-17 07:54:53 AM
WhippingBoy: What do the fathers of her children think about this?

I'm willing to bet she doesn't know who the father's even are. First thing my hubby said when he heard mom's name. Oh, a porn star.
 
2012-06-17 10:01:08 AM

AbbeySomeone: MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(

*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?

She's not trying to attract a man, she's trying to attract the fapdollar

/fun to look at, but then we close the window, toss the kleenex, and move along

Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.


Pics or it isn't true
 
2012-06-17 05:14:39 PM
She was on True Life: I have a hot mom.

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lacey_Wildd
 
2012-06-17 10:04:34 PM
Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.
 
2012-06-18 08:55:57 AM

scifinut: Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.


I spent an evening with a Double H young lady once. It was, to say the least, memorable.
 
2012-06-18 10:53:29 AM

scifinut: Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.


How you doin'?
 
2012-06-19 01:13:34 AM

scifinut: Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.


I'm sorry, DaliWayn, but I'm leaving you.
 
2012-06-19 01:23:50 AM

HammsLite: She was on True Life: I have a hot mom.

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lacey_Wildd


Holy shiat, those are plenty large already, and don't look remotely natural. Moreover, that says that she already has some of the largest implants in the USA.

It's definitive: she needs an intervention.
 
2012-06-19 12:32:46 PM

LoneWolf343: MoronLessOff: DeliWayn: portnoyd: LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.

So if I wear a G-cup, wouldn't that be a DDDD cup by that method? Or does it stop after the triple size for a particular reason?

/was a DD in h high school
//don't think it was the same a an E
///apparently needs to learn more about bras

How you doin'?

She was talking to me! Back off!


LoneWolf343: scifinut: Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.

I'm sorry, DaliWayn, but I'm leaving you.


I'm still in.
 
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