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2012-06-16 11:07:23 AM
Better boobs on Page 3
Maybe it's just me, but I hate not so crazy about "basketball boobs" give me the "naturals" anytime.
Any size will do.
www.page3.com
 
2012-06-16 11:07:40 AM
img.chan4chan.com
 
2012-06-16 11:11:54 AM

Beerguy: Eye bleach

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From Jay Leno's show last night.


Salma Hayek is a woman. I have no idea what that was in the article. Some sort of bad Real Doll knockoff that got loose perhaps.

/many thanks for the eye bleach, have another:

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2012-06-16 11:17:02 AM
AFLAC!
 
2012-06-16 11:21:31 AM

Snakeophelia: Okoboji: Ok, for one, subby apparently doesn't understand the term "hottie." Her face alone looks like 50 miles of unmaintained highway.

FTA: "I used to be a showgirl in Vegas when I was younger and loved the limelight," said Lacey, who was married in her 20s.

She married in her 20s, HOWEVER, her oldest daughter is 27, which means she had her at 17, so she was likely pregnant at 16 (darn, she missed that oh-so classy MTV show by a few decades... I'm sure she would have jumped on that bandwagon).

Ugh.... just ugh...

Actually, she WAS on MTV. She's on the "I Have A Hot Mom" episode of True Life, which you can watch on iTunes.

The show made it clear that not only is she not hot, she's a raging narcissist who is lucky her kids are as tolerant and well-adjusted as they are. Awful, awful woman.


Question - is she the one that was also made fun of on Beavis and Butthead's newest season? Cause I remember that slut and felt so sorry for her poor daughter. She spend most of the clip slutting g it up with her teenage friends and cock-teasing the boys. At least the girl, based on that small clip, seems to understand this is embarrassing. While she will need massive therapy, it does seem she will be unlikely to follow dear old mom's path in life.
 
2012-06-16 11:22:55 AM
Already a MMM stupid level.
I'd say, well past the point of no return.
 
2012-06-16 11:32:41 AM

stuartp9: RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.

No, try again..

Breast rash myth


I clicked the link. I hate you.
 
2012-06-16 11:44:00 AM
Also, how does she still have enough skin to enlarge at this point. In the article she seem fairly thin and mentioned trying to lose even more weight. Before my plastic surgeon had to do my breasts in two stages because there wasn't enough skin and I only went up to a A-cup to C-cup on my remaining breast. I know she has had several surgeries but going up to that size is mind boggling, how can she still get enough skin to cover? She is going to end up dead, when I first started talking with my surgeon I told her I wanted to go up to a D and she told me fark no. She made me understand that a C was more than enough even though I'm 5'9 to get a nice figure while making sure the breasts look as close to natural as possible. That's the sign of a good plastic surgeon, I can only image when kind of a hack said yes, when she said she wanted MMM boobs.
 
2012-06-16 11:44:12 AM
"44-year-old hottie" = oxymoron.
 
2012-06-16 11:45:57 AM
(reads article)
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...there's just... so much crazy/dumb involved here.
 
2012-06-16 11:47:29 AM
Jeebus, Bret Michaels really let himself go...
 
2012-06-16 11:51:10 AM
I think they go with the biguns to draw attention away from the rest of their skank. THis one is a 32KKK, and wants to go to 6000CCs? That's roughly the same displacement as a Trans-Am with a 400 CI motor!
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2012-06-16 12:05:32 PM
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// No, seriously, farking disgusting.
 
2012-06-16 12:08:39 PM
Ok, so I'm a big boobs guy. However, there are two laws to my fetish. They are:

1. Must be or look completely natural. If a chick makes a C go to a D, they can sell that. When they go from a B to a DDD, then they are pontoons. Otherwise, natural boobs all the way. I have held fake tits in my hand and they are not nearly as nice as the real deal. Anyway, real tits cap out at a certain point and that's when they start just being gross, even natural, because...

2. There is a parabolic curve with attractiveness with boobs. See below:

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So really, boobs THAT BIG at MMMM are negatively bonertastic. This chick doesn't get that. And they're fake so that violates rule #1 as well. Come on ladies, just follow these simple rules and my boner will get super biginated in no time!
 
2012-06-16 12:09:23 PM

Ex-Texan: I think they go with the biguns to draw attention away from the rest of their skank. THis one is a 32KKK, and wants to go to 6000CCs? That's roughly the same displacement as a Trans-Am with a 400 CI motor!
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Please tell me that 6000cc was you making a typo???? WTF kind of doctor would do that, my augmentation from A to C was around 350cc and a bit more for the reconstructed breast due that fact they had a dig a lot to make sure they got all of the cancer, so more was required to fill in the scarring. 6000 would make her whole chest nothing but tits.
 
2012-06-16 12:09:42 PM
greenobles.com
 
2012-06-16 12:11:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: MMM Boobs?

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Those Hanson chicks did not age well.
 
2012-06-16 12:23:51 PM

cig-mkr: Better boobs on Page 3
Maybe it's just me, but I hate not so crazy about "basketball boobs" give me the "naturals" anytime.
Any size will do.
[www.page3.com image 640x287]


You just like fake china-doll faces, I guess.

/Good lord, that is creepy.
 
2012-06-16 12:26:02 PM

portnoyd: Ok, so I'm a big boobs guy. However, there are two laws to my fetish. They are:

1. Must be or look completely natural. If a chick makes a C go to a D, they can sell that. When they go from a B to a DDD, then they are pontoons. Otherwise, natural boobs all the way. I have held fake tits in my hand and they are not nearly as nice as the real deal. Anyway, real tits cap out at a certain point and that's when they start just being gross, even natural, because...

2. There is a parabolic curve with attractiveness with boobs. See below:

[dl.dropbox.com image 640x335]

So really, boobs THAT BIG at MMMM are negatively bonertastic. This chick doesn't get that. And they're fake so that violates rule #1 as well. Come on ladies, just follow these simple rules and my boner will get super biginated in no time!


There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.
 
2012-06-16 12:39:07 PM
Would like a word:

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Seriously, this is likely less about attracting guys, or getting them to pay money to fap, than it is about addiction to plastic surgery.
 
2012-06-16 12:41:32 PM
This is a story of a woman with a mental illness.
 
2012-06-16 12:42:14 PM

geekbikerskum: Would like a word:

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Seriously, this is likely less about attracting guys, or getting them to pay money to fap, than it is about addiction to plastic surgery.


That is always a curious addiction to me. What's addicting about a surgery?
 
2012-06-16 12:47:28 PM
LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.
 
2012-06-16 12:59:13 PM

LoneWolf343: That is always a curious addiction to me. What's addicting about a surgery?


Neither you nor I can imagine, because we're both sane. (Well, in my case, for a rather loose definition of that word....)

I would guess that a lot of these are cases of body dysmorphic disorder, where they're doing it to correct what they see as one or more horrible flaws with their bodies. In other instances, people may see cosmetic surgery as something glamorous, something that's done by celebrities, and by having work done, they, too, can live the "lifestyle of the rich and famous", if only a little bit. I also wonder whether some of these cases aren't Münchausen's Syndrome, where the motivator is attention and caring from medical personnel.

Disclaimer: I am not a medical or psych professional, just some random asshat on the internet with an opinion.
 
2012-06-16 01:01:42 PM

swahnhennessy: This is a fetish I just don't understand. I get that many of us guys like Big Boobs. But there's a certain point where they lose all erotic appeal, especially if they no longer even resemble real breasts. What's the draw of two basketballs with nipples? Who pays these desperate, ugly women to disfigure themselves? Who is masturbating to the link right now?


It boils down to nature and instinct. Men are attracted to large breasts because, at some instinctive level, we expect those women to be able to produce more milk, which in turn means our offspring are more likely to survive childhood and pass on our genes. That instinct perceives breasts up to a certain size as meaning more milk, but beyond a certain size as meaning something's wrong (sick, disease, etc.).
 
mhd
2012-06-16 01:08:31 PM
The weird thing about the polystyrene end of boob surgery is that we're basically ending up at a point for female porn actors where the male ones start out, i.e. total reduction to a single sexual characteristic.
 
2012-06-16 01:14:52 PM

johnperkins: Men are attracted to large breasts because, at some instinctive level, we expect those women to be able to produce more milk, which in turn means our offspring are more likely to survive childhood and pass on our genes.


Yeah, but those things aren't breasts!
 
2012-06-16 01:17:15 PM

Uncle Tractor: johnperkins: Men are attracted to large breasts because, at some instinctive level, we expect those women to be able to produce more milk, which in turn means our offspring are more likely to survive childhood and pass on our genes.

Yeah, but those things aren't breasts!


Right. Our eyes see them on the outside as breasts even though in or minds we know they're fake breasts. Our instincts tell us they're beyond healthy, large breasts and into tumor territory, so we think 'yuck.'
 
2012-06-16 01:23:21 PM
What a freak show. There is something seriously wrong with someone who disfigures their face like that, never mind their breasts.
 
2012-06-16 01:53:24 PM

johnperkins: Men are attracted to large breasts because, at some instinctive level, we expect those women to be able to produce more milk


I think there's something else going on as well. Large breasts are inconvenient and cost energy to create and maintain. So if a woman has large breasts, she's obviously good at finding resources and so could be a superior genetic specimen. It's analogous to the way male deer with big antlers are obviously superior to male deer with small antlers in the eyes of female deer, or something. Or maybe it's cultural; breasts were less emphasized in Chinese art for a long time.

Anyway. Relevant to the topic? (possibly NSFW.)
 
2012-06-16 01:59:57 PM
GIGGIDITY!
 
mhd
2012-06-16 02:02:57 PM

danceswithcrows: I think there's something else going on as well.


Yeah, they're a sign that they're female, healthy and easier to perceive than her butt - which serves that role for non-bipedal mammals. Sex-specific fatty tissue.

But beyond a certain size, we're probably getting in a pretty cultural deal, just like with hair, general proportions and assorted oddities. Fashion, more or less.

/"Sex-specific fatty tissue" is the name of my new punk band
 
2012-06-16 02:12:32 PM

LoneWolf343: cig-mkr: Better boobs on Page 3
Maybe it's just me, but I hate not so crazy about "basketball boobs" give me the "naturals" anytime.
Any size will do.
[www.page3.com image 640x287]

You just like fake china-doll faces, I guess.

/Good lord, that is creepy.


Went back to look at here face, didn't see it before, I was distracted.
 
2012-06-16 02:29:05 PM

Evenbiggerknickers: FTA: Lacey is no stranger to cosmetic surgery - she has already had two tummy tucks, four full body liposuctions, abs sculpting, bum implants and two bum lifts.


Couldn't she have used the money spent on all these procedures to support her kids instead?


Came to say this!!! My god even if each surgery was ONLY 5K a pop, that's still at least 80K she could have put in accounts for them. She's selfish and has a mental problem, plastic surgery addiction is an awful thing.
 
2012-06-16 02:56:32 PM

mhd: Yeah, they're a sign that they're female, healthy and easier to perceive than her butt - which serves that role for non-bipedal mammals. Sex-specific fatty tissue.


Oh come on, that "breasts are just front-butts for people" bullshiat has long been debunked.
 
2012-06-16 02:57:58 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.

Personally, I think she looks like some sort of mutant Little Annie Fannie, only probably less smart

/but we all know that there are those amongst us who live only to plumb the depths of Rule 34
//I'm sure those massive chest goiters have some basement-dwelling TFer fapping even as we speak


I am absolutely stealing the phrase "massive chest goiters" from you. Just letting you know.
 
2012-06-16 03:03:21 PM
Boobs that big just make me think of Wapsi Square.

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2012-06-16 03:07:35 PM

bekovich: "But whenever the kids bring friends home, they see I'm really cool, like a normal mom"

The very words make me flinch. Mothers are, by definition, an embarrassment to their children. I can only imagine how excruciating a mother trying to be 'cool' to her kids friends would be.

I'm hip, I'm Cool, dka dka dka...

Cant judge a woman for wanting to care for her kids. Granted her role pays more than that of a RGN on a dementia ward..


My mom tried to be "cool" to my friends.

She never had freakish cosmetic surgery, but she still was embarrassing as hell. Her slang will forever be five years out of date.

/hell, I'm almost 27 and have been living on my own for six years, and she's still frequently hugely embarrassing to be around
//not that I don't love her
///but she has this problem with her mouth talking
 
2012-06-16 03:14:00 PM

Kar98: mhd: Yeah, they're a sign that they're female, healthy and easier to perceive than her butt - which serves that role for non-bipedal mammals. Sex-specific fatty tissue.

Oh come on, that "breasts are just front-butts for people" bullshiat has long been debunked.


Faces as front-butts for people, on the other hand...
 
mhd
2012-06-16 03:16:14 PM

Kar98: Oh come on, that "breasts are just front-butts for people" bullshiat has long been debunked.


So what's the current explanation for this peculiar feature? I'm always willing to expand my knowledge, but sadly entering "human breasts butts" into google isn't really expanding that...
 
2012-06-16 03:23:21 PM
The responses here give me hope for humanity. I figure if you must get plastic surgery, barring catastrophic injury, it should be subtle enough for it not to be obvious. But for fark's sake ladies, we should never, never under any circumstances do this to ourselves: Horrible collegen lip injections (slightly NSFW pic in sidebar)

Fake, watermelon-sized gazungas are also a bad idea for health reasons, even if you really do want to look like a circus freak show.
 
2012-06-16 03:57:26 PM

Lachwen: bekovich: "But whenever the kids bring friends home, they see I'm really cool, like a normal mom"

The very words make me flinch. Mothers are, by definition, an embarrassment to their children. I can only imagine how excruciating a mother trying to be 'cool' to her kids friends would be.

I'm hip, I'm Cool, dka dka dka...

Cant judge a woman for wanting to care for her kids. Granted her role pays more than that of a RGN on a dementia ward..

My mom tried to be "cool" to my friends.

She never had freakish cosmetic surgery, but she still was embarrassing as hell. Her slang will forever be five years out of date.

/hell, I'm almost 27 and have been living on my own for six years, and she's still frequently hugely embarrassing to be around
//not that I don't love her
///but she has this problem with her mouth talking


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Hey girlfriends! What's the 4-1-1?
 
2012-06-16 04:06:11 PM
Ewwww. That woman's boobs look like the Octomom's stomach. All veiny and stretched out.

I suppose it's not as bad as those pictures I occasionally see of those petite Asian women with breasts the size of beach balls that hang down to their waists. (I'm thinking those have to be natural, since I'm sure if they were fake, a doctor would have surely have placed them up a lot higher onto the chest. ) It could be that certain Asian men just have a thing for breasts that look like a couple of bowling balls stuffed into a pair of pantyhose.
 
2012-06-16 04:09:00 PM

cc_rider: Horrible collegen lip injections (slightly NSFW pic in sidebar)


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GO TO SLEEP
 
2012-06-16 04:09:50 PM

portnoyd: LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.


So if I wear a G-cup, wouldn't that be a DDDD cup by that method? Or does it stop after the triple size for a particular reason?

/was a DD in h high school
//don't think it was the same a an E
///apparently needs to learn more about bras
 
2012-06-16 04:16:27 PM

DeliWayn: portnoyd: LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.

So if I wear a G-cup, wouldn't that be a DDDD cup by that method? Or does it stop after the triple size for a particular reason?

/was a DD in h high school
//don't think it was the same a an E
///apparently needs to learn more about bras


How you doin'?
 
2012-06-16 04:37:57 PM
Ladies, when stumped on bra sizes and measuring correctly, switch to the UK scale. It's supposed to be more standard than US cup sizes. Ordered up my first new measurements this week.

And yes, MMM is gross. DD+ are uncomfortable enough. Why would anyone subject themselves to that much strain on their body? The stares as she walks by are of shock, not desire.
 
2012-06-16 04:43:26 PM
MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?


Just fine except for the back problems.
 
2012-06-16 04:48:00 PM
beyond nasty.
 
2012-06-16 04:49:06 PM

ginko: And yes, MMM is gross. DD+ are uncomfortable enough. Why would anyone subject themselves to that much strain on their body? The stares as she walks by are of shock, not desire.


Just for the hell of it, I GISed "mmm cup." I got two kinds of women; fatties and really gross fakes.
 
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