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(The Sun)   44-year-old hottie: I'm getting MMM boobs to give my kids a better life (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 176
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2012-06-16 08:01:05 AM
"But whenever the kids bring friends home, they see I'm really cool, like a normal mom"

The very words make me flinch. Mothers are, by definition, an embarrassment to their children. I can only imagine how excruciating a mother trying to be 'cool' to her kids friends would be.

I'm hip, I'm Cool, dka dka dka...

Cant judge a woman for wanting to care for her kids. Granted her role pays more than that of a RGN on a dementia ward..
 
2012-06-16 08:04:22 AM
You know, for the kids....
 
2012-06-16 08:10:23 AM

cc_rider: Overinflated fake bewbs, collagen-induced trout pout...do men actually find this kind of thing appealing? Ugh.


No. Breast implants can look OK, but not when they look like two bowling balls with skin stretched over them. If they can be made to look at least somewhat natural then they can be fine.

Lip implants, on the other hand, are hideous. Women, never ever get these done. Take a look at Leslie Ash, who in a single operation went from this:

www.wearysloth.com

to this:

3.bp.blogspot.com


DO. NOT. DO. THIS.
 
2012-06-16 08:16:32 AM

ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-16 08:18:41 AM
Is it just me or is the photo of the family around the dinner table a little busty? Is amount of bewbage for the benefit of the photographers or for the benefit of her children, a conversation piece of sorts.
 
2012-06-16 08:20:08 AM
This is a fetish I just don't understand. I get that many of us guys like Big Boobs. But there's a certain point where they lose all erotic appeal, especially if they no longer even resemble real breasts. What's the draw of two basketballs with nipples? Who pays these desperate, ugly women to disfigure themselves? Who is masturbating to the link right now?
 
2012-06-16 08:21:14 AM

betelgeux: Is it just me or is the photo of the family around the dinner table a little busty? Is amount of bewbage for the benefit of the photographers or for the benefit of her children, a conversation piece of sorts.


Agreed. And speaking of which, the dinner table photo does look somewhat staged. Note the kids half eaten dinner, with half eaten apple. Do people really do that? "Delicious rice, I'll just eat an apple with it.."
 
2012-06-16 08:22:35 AM

namatad: Stupid whore says what?


I believe you mean stupid meth-head, crack whore says what.
 
2012-06-16 08:31:24 AM
At least implants that are around a C cup makes a woman look nice when she's dressed. But they aren't a big deal and they never feel real. And they always look like gravity defying parts. A B cup is small, but they look cute and at least feel nice.
 
2012-06-16 08:32:46 AM
Therapy would probably be cheaper.
 
2012-06-16 08:32:48 AM

aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.


What an udderly disrespectful thing to say.
 
2012-06-16 08:33:07 AM
Oh you farkers, are you really going to make me clicky-the-linky for the pics?
 
2012-06-16 08:37:06 AM
'Im gonna need a bigger boat'.
Link

/gross
 
2012-06-16 08:38:24 AM
Ohhhhhh, I see now. Yikes!!


/to be totally honest I kinda wanna poke them

//with my index finger

///not really the response breasts should inspire

////poke poke poke
 
2012-06-16 08:39:38 AM

cc_rider:

I'm starting to believe plastic surgery really is an addiction. Hope this nutty chick gets help, before her chest has a massive blowout.


Link. SFW : My strange addiction episode of woman addicted to getting bigger and bigger implants

Link. SFW link to story about same woman. Bewbs saved her life in a car crash by acting as air bags
 
2012-06-16 08:41:01 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Im gonna need a bigger boat'.
Link

/gross


I remember when I used to think he had potential to be an amazing actor
 
2012-06-16 08:43:43 AM

RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.


that looks real.
what's a hoaxs layer?
 
2012-06-16 08:54:51 AM

Cuthbert Allgood



2012-06-16 08:41:01 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Im gonna need a bigger boat'.
Link

/gross

I remember when I used to think he had potential to be an amazing actor


I have seen him in only few movies, he seems to be playing the same character, the fast talking conning type guy.
 
2012-06-16 08:55:56 AM
So GLAMOUR model = Big Boob porn star on xtube. Amirite?
 
2012-06-16 08:56:13 AM
DO. NOT. WANT.
 
2012-06-16 09:05:46 AM
I don't know who's the bigger moran;

This woman for getting giant ridiculous honkers...

Or guys who think that's attractive that compel her to do it.
 
2012-06-16 09:07:31 AM
Geez, lady.

Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone

/ Everyone's a superhero, everyone's a Captain Kirk
 
2012-06-16 09:10:25 AM
No, no, no, no no. When you're a 44-year-old skank model and you need more money to support your ego kids, bigger boobs are *not* the answer. Time to get a real job like the rest of us, sweetheart.
 
2012-06-16 09:11:40 AM

cc_rider: Overinflated fake bewbs, collagen-induced trout pout...do men actually find this kind of thing appealing? Ugh.

I'm starting to believe plastic surgery really is an addiction. Hope this nutty chick gets help, before her chest has a massive blowout.


/Speaking for myself? No, not at all. She's had so many operations, she's hideous. And her boobs are huge beyond gross now. No, I like my women to have boobs proportional to their bodies. Not like that. That's just gross and sad. She's gonna end up with tits to her ankles after she finds out nobody wants that nasty shiat.
 
2012-06-16 09:14:18 AM

RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*


Keep going, I'm almost there.
 
2012-06-16 09:24:28 AM
Just wait until they...
negotiatingbarricades.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-16 09:25:20 AM
Motorboat.
 
2012-06-16 09:31:32 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Bucky Katt: She needs to set aside a little money to afford a bag for her head.

Yep. Amongst other things, it looks like she way overdid it with the collagen injections to her lips.


This. Woman looks like a freak.

You got your biatches with the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip injections

~GnR
 
2012-06-16 09:34:21 AM
Last time I saw something that big and shiny I was in a bowling alley.
 
2012-06-16 09:35:25 AM

AbbeySomeone: Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?


She is not after the men
She is after their wallets

// If ya cannot beat them, invoice them
 
2012-06-16 09:36:07 AM
She is unattractive.
 
2012-06-16 09:36:40 AM

The Smails Kid: Motorboat Cruise Liner.



FTFY
 
2012-06-16 09:38:16 AM

CarnySaur: ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 270x270]


LOL!! Awesome. It's been said, but ... I can't believe it took that long.
 
2012-06-16 09:41:16 AM

LordOfThePings: aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.

What an udderly disrespectful thing to say.


Bull.
 
2012-06-16 09:44:10 AM
Imagine the outlandish dimensions men would pay for if there were comparable cock enhancements. It would be cartoonish. More, more, MOAR!!!
 
2012-06-16 09:45:17 AM

ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...


200movies1woman.com
 
2012-06-16 09:46:01 AM

AbbeySomeone: Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding.


Go on....
 
2012-06-16 09:48:47 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.

Personally, I think she looks like some sort of mutant Little Annie Fannie, only probably less smart

/but we all know that there are those amongst us who live only to plumb the depths of Rule 34
//I'm sure those massive chest goiters have some basement-dwelling TFer fapping even as we speak


You say that like it's a bad thing.

/fap fap fap fap fap fap......................
 
2012-06-16 09:49:57 AM

RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.


Huh? You link to a site that refutes your post as a hoax?


Confused....
 
2012-06-16 09:56:59 AM

Okoboji: Ok, for one, subby apparently doesn't understand the term "hottie." Her face alone looks like 50 miles of unmaintained highway.

FTA: "I used to be a showgirl in Vegas when I was younger and loved the limelight," said Lacey, who was married in her 20s.

She married in her 20s, HOWEVER, her oldest daughter is 27, which means she had her at 17, so she was likely pregnant at 16 (darn, she missed that oh-so classy MTV show by a few decades... I'm sure she would have jumped on that bandwagon).

Ugh.... just ugh...


Actually, she WAS on MTV. She's on the "I Have A Hot Mom" episode of True Life, which you can watch on iTunes.

The show made it clear that not only is she not hot, she's a raging narcissist who is lucky her kids are as tolerant and well-adjusted as they are. Awful, awful woman.
 
2012-06-16 10:16:59 AM
Actually, she WAS on MTV. She's on the "I Have A Hot Mom" episode of True Life, which you can watch on iTunes.
The show made it clear that not only is she not hot, she's a raging narcissist who is lucky her kids are as tolerant and well-adjusted as they are. Awful, awful woman.


Watching it now. Awful woman is an understatement.
 
2012-06-16 10:17:05 AM
Eye bleach

img233.imageshack.us

From Jay Leno's show last night.
 
2012-06-16 10:19:21 AM
So, general consensus is naturals are the best. I think busty.pl has some good examples...if that site is even still around. I haven't checked on it in a while.
 
2012-06-16 10:32:58 AM
What do the fathers of her children think about this?
 
2012-06-16 10:33:23 AM

AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?


cdn.gs.uproxx.com
 
2012-06-16 10:36:39 AM

cc_rider: Overinflated fake bewbs, collagen-induced trout pout...do men actually find this kind of thing appealing? Ugh.


Nah. There's a point where boobs get reclassified as udders and she's long past that.
 
2012-06-16 10:39:01 AM

dosboot: Why did she dye her roots black?


I think these guys know:

thenamelessdead.files.wordpress.com

/Some of the lyrics are highly appropriate...
//She's in love with herself
//oh baby, Lilly Munster - ain't got nothing on you
//loving you was like loving the dead
 
2012-06-16 10:39:05 AM

Cuthbert Allgood: /to be totally honest I kinda wanna poke them

//with my index finger
///not really the response breasts should inspire
////poke poke poke


I poke, poke her tits
And yet still she ignores me
Poke, poke, poke, poke, pooooooke
 
2012-06-16 10:42:17 AM

RibbyK: LordOfThePings: aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.

What an udderly disrespectful thing to say.

Bull.


Put a steak in it, we're done here
 
2012-06-16 11:03:41 AM
I'm confused.

How exactly will this give her kids a better life?

cdn2.dailycaller.com
 
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