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(The Sun)   44-year-old hottie: I'm getting MMM boobs to give my kids a better life (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 176
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2012-06-16 12:46:07 AM  
She needs to set aside a little money to afford a bag for her head.
 
2012-06-16 12:55:25 AM  
Are we sure that's not a TV?

/and I don't mean television
 
2012-06-16 12:56:45 AM  

Bucky Katt: She needs to set aside a little money to afford a bag for her head.


Yep. Amongst other things, it looks like she way overdid it with the collagen injections to her lips.
 
2012-06-16 01:02:20 AM  
Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*
 
2012-06-16 01:05:42 AM  

RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*


*barf* :-(
 
2012-06-16 01:30:12 AM  
Stupid whore says what?
 
2012-06-16 01:32:36 AM  
farking stupid ass looking tits.
 
2012-06-16 01:42:03 AM  
♫ Lacey, blows up balloons all day... ♫

/massive overfill
 
2012-06-16 01:42:03 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(


*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?
 
2012-06-16 01:43:39 AM  

SpikeStrip: farking stupid ass-looking tits.


FTFY
 
2012-06-16 01:43:56 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Lacey, blows up balloons all day... ♫

/massive overfill


Up, up and away in my beautiful balloooons.
 
2012-06-16 01:44:26 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(

*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?


She's not trying to attract a man, she's trying to attract the fapdollar

/fun to look at, but then we close the window, toss the kleenex, and move along
 
2012-06-16 01:47:06 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(

*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?

She's not trying to attract a man, she's trying to attract the fapdollar

/fun to look at, but then we close the window, toss the kleenex, and move along


Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.
 
2012-06-16 01:48:37 AM  

Warchild: SpikeStrip: farking stupid ass-looking tits.

FTFY


yes you did.
 
2012-06-16 01:54:00 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.


Personally, I think she looks like some sort of mutant Little Annie Fannie, only probably less smart

/but we all know that there are those amongst us who live only to plumb the depths of Rule 34
//I'm sure those massive chest goiters have some basement-dwelling TFer fapping even as we speak
 
2012-06-16 02:04:56 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?i>

Before you slip into patented vitriolic-beastmode just wait a minute, take a deep breath, slow down, and rewind.

Just how sexy IS this tumor?

 
2012-06-16 02:22:00 AM  

brap: AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?i>

Before you slip into patented vitriolic-beastmode just wait a minute, take a deep breath, slow down, and rewind.

Just how sexy IS this tumor?



It's too sexy for its shirt.
 
2012-06-16 02:25:29 AM  
MMM Boobs?

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 02:37:01 AM  
"Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...
 
2012-06-16 03:46:58 AM  

ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...


multimedia.billybrew.com



/That "woman" is fkn disgusting...I would need a gallon of vodak, a full bottle of viagra, a dozen condoms, a blindfold and no less than $1M dollars to put my penis anywhere near that horrific nightmare
 
2012-06-16 06:17:01 AM  
FTA: Lacey is no stranger to cosmetic surgery - she has already had two tummy tucks, four full body liposuctions, abs sculpting, bum implants and two bum lifts.


Couldn't she have used the money spent on all these procedures to support her kids instead?
 
2012-06-16 06:37:48 AM  
Mmmmmmmm, boooobs.
 
mhd
2012-06-16 06:42:31 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-16 06:45:21 AM  
Florida tag sleeping in?
 
2012-06-16 06:49:39 AM  
Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.
 
2012-06-16 06:50:29 AM  
What really disturbs me about this is that a woman can do this to herself and make money as a result. I mean, this isn't the only chick out there that has done this to herself. There is a market for photos of this. Which is freaky.

Who the fark are these guys? What the fark is wrong with them? I'll just file this in the same drawer I file Walker: Texas Ranger, Thomas Kinkaide and all the other trash culture that I can't fathom because I have at least two functioning brain cells.
 
2012-06-16 06:51:53 AM  
Overinflated fake bewbs, collagen-induced trout pout...do men actually find this kind of thing appealing? Ugh.

I'm starting to believe plastic surgery really is an addiction. Hope this nutty chick gets help, before her chest has a massive blowout.
 
2012-06-16 06:52:53 AM  
Evenbiggerknickers
Couldn't she have used the money spent on all these procedures to support her kids instead?

rta. she is doing it to become superboobed and get into 'modeling' and make lots of money for herself... opps her kids.
 
2012-06-16 06:58:40 AM  
Well, there are guys who like women who look like that.

/and there are guys who like amputee pron. nttawwt
 
2012-06-16 07:00:19 AM  
Ok, for one, subby apparently doesn't understand the term "hottie." Her face alone looks like 50 miles of unmaintained highway.

FTA: "I used to be a showgirl in Vegas when I was younger and loved the limelight," said Lacey, who was married in her 20s.

She married in her 20s, HOWEVER, her oldest daughter is 27, which means she had her at 17, so she was likely pregnant at 16 (darn, she missed that oh-so classy MTV show by a few decades... I'm sure she would have jumped on that bandwagon).

Ugh.... just ugh...
 
2012-06-16 07:03:57 AM  
I carried 2 watermelons.
Nobody puts those babies in the corner.
 
2012-06-16 07:06:01 AM  

aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.


img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2012-06-16 07:08:54 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-16 07:11:59 AM  

RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.


Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.
 
2012-06-16 07:12:38 AM  
In no world I'm aware of us that a 44yr old hottie. It's a disgusting slut.
 
2012-06-16 07:12:53 AM  
she looks great.........for a stripper in a seedy dimly lit smoky strip club after a dozen beers as long as she's at least 20 feet away.
 
2012-06-16 07:16:43 AM  
Can't fap to that...and that's saying a LOT.
 
2012-06-16 07:22:23 AM  

RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*


If I ever got plastic surgery it would be one of those things I would go to a good doctor for not some guy working out of the back of his van. Not only would it probably look wrong it would probably be unhealthy
 
2012-06-16 07:24:05 AM  
img836.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-16 07:26:21 AM  

AbbeySomeone:
Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.


Me, no. But I fully expect a farker to two to praise the lord in your honor.
 
2012-06-16 07:27:06 AM  
FTFA: "If I have triple M implants it will take me into the top five big breasted models in the world."

I'm sure I've seen some rather morbidly obese women (and men) with larger breasts than that, but I wouldn't call them models.
 
2012-06-16 07:34:11 AM  
i.imgur.com
Disapprove of her shenanigans.
 
2012-06-16 07:36:35 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img836.imageshack.us image 640x545]


I bet she could give a great huMMMer.
 
2012-06-16 07:41:45 AM  
1. I had no idea you could get "L" sized cup.
2. With some cosmetic surgeries, I really think you should be required to visit a therapist first to make sure you're sane enough to get it.
3. That's not sexy at all, that's down right disturbing. I'd rather be with a girl who was modestly sized and proud of her body, than someone who felt the need to get freaking basketballs sewn into their torso.
4. When your children who love you, are begging you to stop, it's time to listen.
5. Wonders if Child Protection Services could step in over something like this.
 
2012-06-16 07:44:37 AM  
There doesn't look like there's an inch of that body that's real. They might as well just put a brain into a Real Doll (even if that would, in this case, dumb-down the Real Doll).
 
2012-06-16 07:48:26 AM  

RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.


No, try again..

Breast rash myth
 
2012-06-16 07:51:09 AM  
The huge boobs are disgusting enough, but what the fark is with those nasty lips! Bet she's had those 'enhanced' too. Somebody would pay something that ugly to be a model?
 
2012-06-16 07:52:48 AM  

stuartp9: RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.

No, try again..

Breast rash myth


Oh, I know, but it's such a lovely visual to go along with raisin breasts that I couldn't resist.
 
2012-06-16 07:58:05 AM  
Why did she dye her roots black?
 
2012-06-16 07:59:04 AM  

stuartp9: RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.

No, try again..

Breast rash myth


Roy's original links were to a debunking site... too bad he didn't actually read the article he linked.
 
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