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(The Sun)   44-year-old hottie: I'm getting MMM boobs to give my kids a better life (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 27
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2012-06-16 02:25:29 AM
9 votes:
MMM Boobs?

i6.photobucket.com
mhd
2012-06-16 06:42:31 AM
7 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-06-16 09:45:17 AM
2 votes:

ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...


200movies1woman.com
2012-06-16 08:16:32 AM
2 votes:

ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-06-16 07:06:01 AM
2 votes:

aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.


img2-1.timeinc.net
2012-06-16 02:22:00 AM
2 votes:

brap: AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?i>

Before you slip into patented vitriolic-beastmode just wait a minute, take a deep breath, slow down, and rewind.

Just how sexy IS this tumor?



It's too sexy for its shirt.
2012-06-16 04:51:13 PM
1 votes:

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?

Just fine except for the back problems.


I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.
2012-06-16 04:09:00 PM
1 votes:

cc_rider: Horrible collegen lip injections (slightly NSFW pic in sidebar)


i2.mirror.co.uk
GO TO SLEEP
2012-06-16 12:47:28 PM
1 votes:
LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.
2012-06-16 12:39:07 PM
1 votes:
Would like a word:

img705.imageshack.us

Uploaded with ImageShack.us

Seriously, this is likely less about attracting guys, or getting them to pay money to fap, than it is about addiction to plastic surgery.
2012-06-16 12:11:40 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: MMM Boobs?

[i6.photobucket.com image 512x522]


Those Hanson chicks did not age well.
2012-06-16 12:09:42 PM
1 votes:
greenobles.com
2012-06-16 11:47:29 AM
1 votes:
Jeebus, Bret Michaels really let himself go...
2012-06-16 11:03:41 AM
1 votes:
I'm confused.

How exactly will this give her kids a better life?

cdn2.dailycaller.com
2012-06-16 09:36:40 AM
1 votes:

The Smails Kid: Motorboat Cruise Liner.



FTFY
2012-06-16 09:34:21 AM
1 votes:
Last time I saw something that big and shiny I was in a bowling alley.
2012-06-16 08:38:24 AM
1 votes:
Ohhhhhh, I see now. Yikes!!


/to be totally honest I kinda wanna poke them

//with my index finger

///not really the response breasts should inspire

////poke poke poke
2012-06-16 08:31:24 AM
1 votes:
At least implants that are around a C cup makes a woman look nice when she's dressed. But they aren't a big deal and they never feel real. And they always look like gravity defying parts. A B cup is small, but they look cute and at least feel nice.
2012-06-16 07:24:05 AM
1 votes:
img836.imageshack.us
2012-06-16 01:54:00 AM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.


Personally, I think she looks like some sort of mutant Little Annie Fannie, only probably less smart

/but we all know that there are those amongst us who live only to plumb the depths of Rule 34
//I'm sure those massive chest goiters have some basement-dwelling TFer fapping even as we speak
2012-06-16 01:48:37 AM
1 votes:

Warchild: SpikeStrip: farking stupid ass-looking tits.

FTFY


yes you did.
2012-06-16 01:47:06 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(

*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?

She's not trying to attract a man, she's trying to attract the fapdollar

/fun to look at, but then we close the window, toss the kleenex, and move along


Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.
2012-06-16 01:44:26 AM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(

*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?


She's not trying to attract a man, she's trying to attract the fapdollar

/fun to look at, but then we close the window, toss the kleenex, and move along
2012-06-16 01:43:39 AM
1 votes:

SpikeStrip: farking stupid ass-looking tits.


FTFY
2012-06-16 01:02:20 AM
1 votes:
Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*
2012-06-16 12:55:25 AM
1 votes:
Are we sure that's not a TV?

/and I don't mean television
2012-06-16 12:46:07 AM
1 votes:
She needs to set aside a little money to afford a bag for her head.
 
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