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2012-06-16 12:46:07 AM  
She needs to set aside a little money to afford a bag for her head.
 
2012-06-16 12:55:25 AM  
Are we sure that's not a TV?

/and I don't mean television
 
2012-06-16 12:56:45 AM  

Bucky Katt: She needs to set aside a little money to afford a bag for her head.


Yep. Amongst other things, it looks like she way overdid it with the collagen injections to her lips.
 
2012-06-16 01:02:20 AM  
Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*
 
2012-06-16 01:05:42 AM  

RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*


*barf* :-(
 
2012-06-16 01:30:12 AM  
Stupid whore says what?
 
2012-06-16 01:32:36 AM  
farking stupid ass looking tits.
 
2012-06-16 01:42:03 AM  
♫ Lacey, blows up balloons all day... ♫

/massive overfill
 
2012-06-16 01:42:03 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(


*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?
 
2012-06-16 01:43:39 AM  

SpikeStrip: farking stupid ass-looking tits.


FTFY
 
2012-06-16 01:43:56 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Lacey, blows up balloons all day... ♫

/massive overfill


Up, up and away in my beautiful balloooons.
 
2012-06-16 01:44:26 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(

*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?


She's not trying to attract a man, she's trying to attract the fapdollar

/fun to look at, but then we close the window, toss the kleenex, and move along
 
2012-06-16 01:47:06 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(

*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?

She's not trying to attract a man, she's trying to attract the fapdollar

/fun to look at, but then we close the window, toss the kleenex, and move along


Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.
 
2012-06-16 01:48:37 AM  

Warchild: SpikeStrip: farking stupid ass-looking tits.

FTFY


yes you did.
 
2012-06-16 01:54:00 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.


Personally, I think she looks like some sort of mutant Little Annie Fannie, only probably less smart

/but we all know that there are those amongst us who live only to plumb the depths of Rule 34
//I'm sure those massive chest goiters have some basement-dwelling TFer fapping even as we speak
 
2012-06-16 02:04:56 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?i>

Before you slip into patented vitriolic-beastmode just wait a minute, take a deep breath, slow down, and rewind.

Just how sexy IS this tumor?

 
2012-06-16 02:22:00 AM  

brap: AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?i>

Before you slip into patented vitriolic-beastmode just wait a minute, take a deep breath, slow down, and rewind.

Just how sexy IS this tumor?



It's too sexy for its shirt.
 
2012-06-16 02:25:29 AM  
MMM Boobs?

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 02:37:01 AM  
"Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...
 
2012-06-16 03:46:58 AM  

ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...


multimedia.billybrew.com



/That "woman" is fkn disgusting...I would need a gallon of vodak, a full bottle of viagra, a dozen condoms, a blindfold and no less than $1M dollars to put my penis anywhere near that horrific nightmare
 
2012-06-16 06:17:01 AM  
FTA: Lacey is no stranger to cosmetic surgery - she has already had two tummy tucks, four full body liposuctions, abs sculpting, bum implants and two bum lifts.


Couldn't she have used the money spent on all these procedures to support her kids instead?
 
2012-06-16 06:37:48 AM  
Mmmmmmmm, boooobs.
 
mhd
2012-06-16 06:42:31 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-16 06:45:21 AM  
Florida tag sleeping in?
 
2012-06-16 06:49:39 AM  
Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.
 
2012-06-16 06:50:29 AM  
What really disturbs me about this is that a woman can do this to herself and make money as a result. I mean, this isn't the only chick out there that has done this to herself. There is a market for photos of this. Which is freaky.

Who the fark are these guys? What the fark is wrong with them? I'll just file this in the same drawer I file Walker: Texas Ranger, Thomas Kinkaide and all the other trash culture that I can't fathom because I have at least two functioning brain cells.
 
2012-06-16 06:51:53 AM  
Overinflated fake bewbs, collagen-induced trout pout...do men actually find this kind of thing appealing? Ugh.

I'm starting to believe plastic surgery really is an addiction. Hope this nutty chick gets help, before her chest has a massive blowout.
 
2012-06-16 06:52:53 AM  
Evenbiggerknickers
Couldn't she have used the money spent on all these procedures to support her kids instead?

rta. she is doing it to become superboobed and get into 'modeling' and make lots of money for herself... opps her kids.
 
2012-06-16 06:58:40 AM  
Well, there are guys who like women who look like that.

/and there are guys who like amputee pron. nttawwt
 
2012-06-16 07:00:19 AM  
Ok, for one, subby apparently doesn't understand the term "hottie." Her face alone looks like 50 miles of unmaintained highway.

FTA: "I used to be a showgirl in Vegas when I was younger and loved the limelight," said Lacey, who was married in her 20s.

She married in her 20s, HOWEVER, her oldest daughter is 27, which means she had her at 17, so she was likely pregnant at 16 (darn, she missed that oh-so classy MTV show by a few decades... I'm sure she would have jumped on that bandwagon).

Ugh.... just ugh...
 
2012-06-16 07:03:57 AM  
I carried 2 watermelons.
Nobody puts those babies in the corner.
 
2012-06-16 07:06:01 AM  

aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.


img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2012-06-16 07:08:54 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-16 07:11:59 AM  

RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.


Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.
 
2012-06-16 07:12:38 AM  
In no world I'm aware of us that a 44yr old hottie. It's a disgusting slut.
 
2012-06-16 07:12:53 AM  
she looks great.........for a stripper in a seedy dimly lit smoky strip club after a dozen beers as long as she's at least 20 feet away.
 
2012-06-16 07:16:43 AM  
Can't fap to that...and that's saying a LOT.
 
2012-06-16 07:22:23 AM  

RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*


If I ever got plastic surgery it would be one of those things I would go to a good doctor for not some guy working out of the back of his van. Not only would it probably look wrong it would probably be unhealthy
 
2012-06-16 07:24:05 AM  
img836.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-16 07:26:21 AM  

AbbeySomeone:
Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.


Me, no. But I fully expect a farker to two to praise the lord in your honor.
 
2012-06-16 07:27:06 AM  
FTFA: "If I have triple M implants it will take me into the top five big breasted models in the world."

I'm sure I've seen some rather morbidly obese women (and men) with larger breasts than that, but I wouldn't call them models.
 
2012-06-16 07:34:11 AM  
i.imgur.com
Disapprove of her shenanigans.
 
2012-06-16 07:36:35 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img836.imageshack.us image 640x545]


I bet she could give a great huMMMer.
 
2012-06-16 07:41:45 AM  
1. I had no idea you could get "L" sized cup.
2. With some cosmetic surgeries, I really think you should be required to visit a therapist first to make sure you're sane enough to get it.
3. That's not sexy at all, that's down right disturbing. I'd rather be with a girl who was modestly sized and proud of her body, than someone who felt the need to get freaking basketballs sewn into their torso.
4. When your children who love you, are begging you to stop, it's time to listen.
5. Wonders if Child Protection Services could step in over something like this.
 
2012-06-16 07:44:37 AM  
There doesn't look like there's an inch of that body that's real. They might as well just put a brain into a Real Doll (even if that would, in this case, dumb-down the Real Doll).
 
2012-06-16 07:48:26 AM  

RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.


No, try again..

Breast rash myth
 
2012-06-16 07:51:09 AM  
The huge boobs are disgusting enough, but what the fark is with those nasty lips! Bet she's had those 'enhanced' too. Somebody would pay something that ugly to be a model?
 
2012-06-16 07:52:48 AM  

stuartp9: RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.

No, try again..

Breast rash myth


Oh, I know, but it's such a lovely visual to go along with raisin breasts that I couldn't resist.
 
2012-06-16 07:58:05 AM  
Why did she dye her roots black?
 
2012-06-16 07:59:04 AM  

stuartp9: RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.

No, try again..

Breast rash myth


Roy's original links were to a debunking site... too bad he didn't actually read the article he linked.
 
2012-06-16 08:01:05 AM  
"But whenever the kids bring friends home, they see I'm really cool, like a normal mom"

The very words make me flinch. Mothers are, by definition, an embarrassment to their children. I can only imagine how excruciating a mother trying to be 'cool' to her kids friends would be.

I'm hip, I'm Cool, dka dka dka...

Cant judge a woman for wanting to care for her kids. Granted her role pays more than that of a RGN on a dementia ward..
 
2012-06-16 08:04:22 AM  
You know, for the kids....
 
2012-06-16 08:10:23 AM  

cc_rider: Overinflated fake bewbs, collagen-induced trout pout...do men actually find this kind of thing appealing? Ugh.


No. Breast implants can look OK, but not when they look like two bowling balls with skin stretched over them. If they can be made to look at least somewhat natural then they can be fine.

Lip implants, on the other hand, are hideous. Women, never ever get these done. Take a look at Leslie Ash, who in a single operation went from this:

www.wearysloth.com

to this:

3.bp.blogspot.com


DO. NOT. DO. THIS.
 
2012-06-16 08:16:32 AM  

ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-16 08:18:41 AM  
Is it just me or is the photo of the family around the dinner table a little busty? Is amount of bewbage for the benefit of the photographers or for the benefit of her children, a conversation piece of sorts.
 
2012-06-16 08:20:08 AM  
This is a fetish I just don't understand. I get that many of us guys like Big Boobs. But there's a certain point where they lose all erotic appeal, especially if they no longer even resemble real breasts. What's the draw of two basketballs with nipples? Who pays these desperate, ugly women to disfigure themselves? Who is masturbating to the link right now?
 
2012-06-16 08:21:14 AM  

betelgeux: Is it just me or is the photo of the family around the dinner table a little busty? Is amount of bewbage for the benefit of the photographers or for the benefit of her children, a conversation piece of sorts.


Agreed. And speaking of which, the dinner table photo does look somewhat staged. Note the kids half eaten dinner, with half eaten apple. Do people really do that? "Delicious rice, I'll just eat an apple with it.."
 
2012-06-16 08:22:35 AM  

namatad: Stupid whore says what?


I believe you mean stupid meth-head, crack whore says what.
 
2012-06-16 08:31:24 AM  
At least implants that are around a C cup makes a woman look nice when she's dressed. But they aren't a big deal and they never feel real. And they always look like gravity defying parts. A B cup is small, but they look cute and at least feel nice.
 
2012-06-16 08:32:46 AM  
Therapy would probably be cheaper.
 
2012-06-16 08:32:48 AM  

aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.


What an udderly disrespectful thing to say.
 
2012-06-16 08:33:07 AM  
Oh you farkers, are you really going to make me clicky-the-linky for the pics?
 
2012-06-16 08:37:06 AM  
'Im gonna need a bigger boat'.
Link

/gross
 
2012-06-16 08:38:24 AM  
Ohhhhhh, I see now. Yikes!!


/to be totally honest I kinda wanna poke them

//with my index finger

///not really the response breasts should inspire

////poke poke poke
 
2012-06-16 08:39:38 AM  

cc_rider:

I'm starting to believe plastic surgery really is an addiction. Hope this nutty chick gets help, before her chest has a massive blowout.


Link. SFW : My strange addiction episode of woman addicted to getting bigger and bigger implants

Link. SFW link to story about same woman. Bewbs saved her life in a car crash by acting as air bags
 
2012-06-16 08:41:01 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Im gonna need a bigger boat'.
Link

/gross


I remember when I used to think he had potential to be an amazing actor
 
2012-06-16 08:43:43 AM  

RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.


that looks real.
what's a hoaxs layer?
 
2012-06-16 08:54:51 AM  

Cuthbert Allgood



2012-06-16 08:41:01 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Im gonna need a bigger boat'.
Link

/gross

I remember when I used to think he had potential to be an amazing actor


I have seen him in only few movies, he seems to be playing the same character, the fast talking conning type guy.
 
2012-06-16 08:55:56 AM  
So GLAMOUR model = Big Boob porn star on xtube. Amirite?
 
2012-06-16 08:56:13 AM  
DO. NOT. WANT.
 
2012-06-16 09:05:46 AM  
I don't know who's the bigger moran;

This woman for getting giant ridiculous honkers...

Or guys who think that's attractive that compel her to do it.
 
2012-06-16 09:07:31 AM  
Geez, lady.

Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone

/ Everyone's a superhero, everyone's a Captain Kirk
 
2012-06-16 09:10:25 AM  
No, no, no, no no. When you're a 44-year-old skank model and you need more money to support your ego kids, bigger boobs are *not* the answer. Time to get a real job like the rest of us, sweetheart.
 
2012-06-16 09:11:40 AM  

cc_rider: Overinflated fake bewbs, collagen-induced trout pout...do men actually find this kind of thing appealing? Ugh.

I'm starting to believe plastic surgery really is an addiction. Hope this nutty chick gets help, before her chest has a massive blowout.


/Speaking for myself? No, not at all. She's had so many operations, she's hideous. And her boobs are huge beyond gross now. No, I like my women to have boobs proportional to their bodies. Not like that. That's just gross and sad. She's gonna end up with tits to her ankles after she finds out nobody wants that nasty shiat.
 
2012-06-16 09:14:18 AM  

RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*


Keep going, I'm almost there.
 
2012-06-16 09:24:28 AM  
Just wait until they...
negotiatingbarricades.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-16 09:25:20 AM  
Motorboat.
 
2012-06-16 09:31:32 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Bucky Katt: She needs to set aside a little money to afford a bag for her head.

Yep. Amongst other things, it looks like she way overdid it with the collagen injections to her lips.


This. Woman looks like a freak.

You got your biatches with the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip injections

~GnR
 
2012-06-16 09:34:21 AM  
Last time I saw something that big and shiny I was in a bowling alley.
 
2012-06-16 09:35:25 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?


She is not after the men
She is after their wallets

// If ya cannot beat them, invoice them
 
2012-06-16 09:36:07 AM  
She is unattractive.
 
2012-06-16 09:36:40 AM  

The Smails Kid: Motorboat Cruise Liner.



FTFY
 
2012-06-16 09:38:16 AM  

CarnySaur: ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 270x270]


LOL!! Awesome. It's been said, but ... I can't believe it took that long.
 
2012-06-16 09:41:16 AM  

LordOfThePings: aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.

What an udderly disrespectful thing to say.


Bull.
 
2012-06-16 09:44:10 AM  
Imagine the outlandish dimensions men would pay for if there were comparable cock enhancements. It would be cartoonish. More, more, MOAR!!!
 
2012-06-16 09:45:17 AM  

ksdanj: "Hottie?"

Someone needs to post a picture of that one guy from that one movie.

/too lazy...


200movies1woman.com
 
2012-06-16 09:46:01 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding.


Go on....
 
2012-06-16 09:48:47 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.

Personally, I think she looks like some sort of mutant Little Annie Fannie, only probably less smart

/but we all know that there are those amongst us who live only to plumb the depths of Rule 34
//I'm sure those massive chest goiters have some basement-dwelling TFer fapping even as we speak


You say that like it's a bad thing.

/fap fap fap fap fap fap......................
 
2012-06-16 09:49:57 AM  

RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.


Huh? You link to a site that refutes your post as a hoax?


Confused....
 
2012-06-16 09:56:59 AM  

Okoboji: Ok, for one, subby apparently doesn't understand the term "hottie." Her face alone looks like 50 miles of unmaintained highway.

FTA: "I used to be a showgirl in Vegas when I was younger and loved the limelight," said Lacey, who was married in her 20s.

She married in her 20s, HOWEVER, her oldest daughter is 27, which means she had her at 17, so she was likely pregnant at 16 (darn, she missed that oh-so classy MTV show by a few decades... I'm sure she would have jumped on that bandwagon).

Ugh.... just ugh...


Actually, she WAS on MTV. She's on the "I Have A Hot Mom" episode of True Life, which you can watch on iTunes.

The show made it clear that not only is she not hot, she's a raging narcissist who is lucky her kids are as tolerant and well-adjusted as they are. Awful, awful woman.
 
2012-06-16 10:16:59 AM  
Actually, she WAS on MTV. She's on the "I Have A Hot Mom" episode of True Life, which you can watch on iTunes.
The show made it clear that not only is she not hot, she's a raging narcissist who is lucky her kids are as tolerant and well-adjusted as they are. Awful, awful woman.


Watching it now. Awful woman is an understatement.
 
2012-06-16 10:17:05 AM  
Eye bleach

img233.imageshack.us

From Jay Leno's show last night.
 
2012-06-16 10:19:21 AM  
So, general consensus is naturals are the best. I think busty.pl has some good examples...if that site is even still around. I haven't checked on it in a while.
 
2012-06-16 10:32:58 AM  
What do the fathers of her children think about this?
 
2012-06-16 10:33:23 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?


cdn.gs.uproxx.com
 
2012-06-16 10:36:39 AM  

cc_rider: Overinflated fake bewbs, collagen-induced trout pout...do men actually find this kind of thing appealing? Ugh.


Nah. There's a point where boobs get reclassified as udders and she's long past that.
 
2012-06-16 10:39:01 AM  

dosboot: Why did she dye her roots black?


I think these guys know:

thenamelessdead.files.wordpress.com

/Some of the lyrics are highly appropriate...
//She's in love with herself
//oh baby, Lilly Munster - ain't got nothing on you
//loving you was like loving the dead
 
2012-06-16 10:39:05 AM  

Cuthbert Allgood: /to be totally honest I kinda wanna poke them

//with my index finger
///not really the response breasts should inspire
////poke poke poke


I poke, poke her tits
And yet still she ignores me
Poke, poke, poke, poke, pooooooke
 
2012-06-16 10:42:17 AM  

RibbyK: LordOfThePings: aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.

What an udderly disrespectful thing to say.

Bull.


Put a steak in it, we're done here
 
2012-06-16 11:03:41 AM  
I'm confused.

How exactly will this give her kids a better life?

cdn2.dailycaller.com
 
2012-06-16 11:07:23 AM  
Better boobs on Page 3
Maybe it's just me, but I hate not so crazy about "basketball boobs" give me the "naturals" anytime.
Any size will do.
www.page3.com
 
2012-06-16 11:07:40 AM  
img.chan4chan.com
 
2012-06-16 11:11:54 AM  

Beerguy: Eye bleach

[img233.imageshack.us image 640x359]

From Jay Leno's show last night.


Salma Hayek is a woman. I have no idea what that was in the article. Some sort of bad Real Doll knockoff that got loose perhaps.

/many thanks for the eye bleach, have another:

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2012-06-16 11:17:02 AM  
AFLAC!
 
2012-06-16 11:21:31 AM  

Snakeophelia: Okoboji: Ok, for one, subby apparently doesn't understand the term "hottie." Her face alone looks like 50 miles of unmaintained highway.

FTA: "I used to be a showgirl in Vegas when I was younger and loved the limelight," said Lacey, who was married in her 20s.

She married in her 20s, HOWEVER, her oldest daughter is 27, which means she had her at 17, so she was likely pregnant at 16 (darn, she missed that oh-so classy MTV show by a few decades... I'm sure she would have jumped on that bandwagon).

Ugh.... just ugh...

Actually, she WAS on MTV. She's on the "I Have A Hot Mom" episode of True Life, which you can watch on iTunes.

The show made it clear that not only is she not hot, she's a raging narcissist who is lucky her kids are as tolerant and well-adjusted as they are. Awful, awful woman.


Question - is she the one that was also made fun of on Beavis and Butthead's newest season? Cause I remember that slut and felt so sorry for her poor daughter. She spend most of the clip slutting g it up with her teenage friends and cock-teasing the boys. At least the girl, based on that small clip, seems to understand this is embarrassing. While she will need massive therapy, it does seem she will be unlikely to follow dear old mom's path in life.
 
2012-06-16 11:22:55 AM  
Already a MMM stupid level.
I'd say, well past the point of no return.
 
2012-06-16 11:32:41 AM  

stuartp9: RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.

No, try again..

Breast rash myth


I clicked the link. I hate you.
 
2012-06-16 11:44:00 AM  
Also, how does she still have enough skin to enlarge at this point. In the article she seem fairly thin and mentioned trying to lose even more weight. Before my plastic surgeon had to do my breasts in two stages because there wasn't enough skin and I only went up to a A-cup to C-cup on my remaining breast. I know she has had several surgeries but going up to that size is mind boggling, how can she still get enough skin to cover? She is going to end up dead, when I first started talking with my surgeon I told her I wanted to go up to a D and she told me fark no. She made me understand that a C was more than enough even though I'm 5'9 to get a nice figure while making sure the breasts look as close to natural as possible. That's the sign of a good plastic surgeon, I can only image when kind of a hack said yes, when she said she wanted MMM boobs.
 
2012-06-16 11:44:12 AM  
"44-year-old hottie" = oxymoron.
 
2012-06-16 11:45:57 AM  
(reads article)
crow202.org
...there's just... so much crazy/dumb involved here.
 
2012-06-16 11:47:29 AM  
Jeebus, Bret Michaels really let himself go...
 
2012-06-16 11:51:10 AM  
I think they go with the biguns to draw attention away from the rest of their skank. THis one is a 32KKK, and wants to go to 6000CCs? That's roughly the same displacement as a Trans-Am with a 400 CI motor!
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2012-06-16 12:05:32 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

// No, seriously, farking disgusting.
 
2012-06-16 12:08:39 PM  
Ok, so I'm a big boobs guy. However, there are two laws to my fetish. They are:

1. Must be or look completely natural. If a chick makes a C go to a D, they can sell that. When they go from a B to a DDD, then they are pontoons. Otherwise, natural boobs all the way. I have held fake tits in my hand and they are not nearly as nice as the real deal. Anyway, real tits cap out at a certain point and that's when they start just being gross, even natural, because...

2. There is a parabolic curve with attractiveness with boobs. See below:

dl.dropbox.com

So really, boobs THAT BIG at MMMM are negatively bonertastic. This chick doesn't get that. And they're fake so that violates rule #1 as well. Come on ladies, just follow these simple rules and my boner will get super biginated in no time!
 
2012-06-16 12:09:23 PM  

Ex-Texan: I think they go with the biguns to draw attention away from the rest of their skank. THis one is a 32KKK, and wants to go to 6000CCs? That's roughly the same displacement as a Trans-Am with a 400 CI motor!
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Please tell me that 6000cc was you making a typo???? WTF kind of doctor would do that, my augmentation from A to C was around 350cc and a bit more for the reconstructed breast due that fact they had a dig a lot to make sure they got all of the cancer, so more was required to fill in the scarring. 6000 would make her whole chest nothing but tits.
 
2012-06-16 12:09:42 PM  
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2012-06-16 12:11:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: MMM Boobs?

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Those Hanson chicks did not age well.
 
2012-06-16 12:23:51 PM  

cig-mkr: Better boobs on Page 3
Maybe it's just me, but I hate not so crazy about "basketball boobs" give me the "naturals" anytime.
Any size will do.
[www.page3.com image 640x287]


You just like fake china-doll faces, I guess.

/Good lord, that is creepy.
 
2012-06-16 12:26:02 PM  

portnoyd: Ok, so I'm a big boobs guy. However, there are two laws to my fetish. They are:

1. Must be or look completely natural. If a chick makes a C go to a D, they can sell that. When they go from a B to a DDD, then they are pontoons. Otherwise, natural boobs all the way. I have held fake tits in my hand and they are not nearly as nice as the real deal. Anyway, real tits cap out at a certain point and that's when they start just being gross, even natural, because...

2. There is a parabolic curve with attractiveness with boobs. See below:

[dl.dropbox.com image 640x335]

So really, boobs THAT BIG at MMMM are negatively bonertastic. This chick doesn't get that. And they're fake so that violates rule #1 as well. Come on ladies, just follow these simple rules and my boner will get super biginated in no time!


There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.
 
2012-06-16 12:39:07 PM  
Would like a word:

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Seriously, this is likely less about attracting guys, or getting them to pay money to fap, than it is about addiction to plastic surgery.
 
2012-06-16 12:41:32 PM  
This is a story of a woman with a mental illness.
 
2012-06-16 12:42:14 PM  

geekbikerskum: Would like a word:

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Seriously, this is likely less about attracting guys, or getting them to pay money to fap, than it is about addiction to plastic surgery.


That is always a curious addiction to me. What's addicting about a surgery?
 
2012-06-16 12:47:28 PM  
LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.
 
2012-06-16 12:59:13 PM  

LoneWolf343: That is always a curious addiction to me. What's addicting about a surgery?


Neither you nor I can imagine, because we're both sane. (Well, in my case, for a rather loose definition of that word....)

I would guess that a lot of these are cases of body dysmorphic disorder, where they're doing it to correct what they see as one or more horrible flaws with their bodies. In other instances, people may see cosmetic surgery as something glamorous, something that's done by celebrities, and by having work done, they, too, can live the "lifestyle of the rich and famous", if only a little bit. I also wonder whether some of these cases aren't Münchausen's Syndrome, where the motivator is attention and caring from medical personnel.

Disclaimer: I am not a medical or psych professional, just some random asshat on the internet with an opinion.
 
2012-06-16 01:01:42 PM  

swahnhennessy: This is a fetish I just don't understand. I get that many of us guys like Big Boobs. But there's a certain point where they lose all erotic appeal, especially if they no longer even resemble real breasts. What's the draw of two basketballs with nipples? Who pays these desperate, ugly women to disfigure themselves? Who is masturbating to the link right now?


It boils down to nature and instinct. Men are attracted to large breasts because, at some instinctive level, we expect those women to be able to produce more milk, which in turn means our offspring are more likely to survive childhood and pass on our genes. That instinct perceives breasts up to a certain size as meaning more milk, but beyond a certain size as meaning something's wrong (sick, disease, etc.).
 
mhd
2012-06-16 01:08:31 PM  
The weird thing about the polystyrene end of boob surgery is that we're basically ending up at a point for female porn actors where the male ones start out, i.e. total reduction to a single sexual characteristic.
 
2012-06-16 01:14:52 PM  

johnperkins: Men are attracted to large breasts because, at some instinctive level, we expect those women to be able to produce more milk, which in turn means our offspring are more likely to survive childhood and pass on our genes.


Yeah, but those things aren't breasts!
 
2012-06-16 01:17:15 PM  

Uncle Tractor: johnperkins: Men are attracted to large breasts because, at some instinctive level, we expect those women to be able to produce more milk, which in turn means our offspring are more likely to survive childhood and pass on our genes.

Yeah, but those things aren't breasts!


Right. Our eyes see them on the outside as breasts even though in or minds we know they're fake breasts. Our instincts tell us they're beyond healthy, large breasts and into tumor territory, so we think 'yuck.'
 
2012-06-16 01:23:21 PM  
What a freak show. There is something seriously wrong with someone who disfigures their face like that, never mind their breasts.
 
2012-06-16 01:53:24 PM  

johnperkins: Men are attracted to large breasts because, at some instinctive level, we expect those women to be able to produce more milk


I think there's something else going on as well. Large breasts are inconvenient and cost energy to create and maintain. So if a woman has large breasts, she's obviously good at finding resources and so could be a superior genetic specimen. It's analogous to the way male deer with big antlers are obviously superior to male deer with small antlers in the eyes of female deer, or something. Or maybe it's cultural; breasts were less emphasized in Chinese art for a long time.

Anyway. Relevant to the topic? (possibly NSFW.)
 
2012-06-16 01:59:57 PM  
GIGGIDITY!
 
mhd
2012-06-16 02:02:57 PM  

danceswithcrows: I think there's something else going on as well.


Yeah, they're a sign that they're female, healthy and easier to perceive than her butt - which serves that role for non-bipedal mammals. Sex-specific fatty tissue.

But beyond a certain size, we're probably getting in a pretty cultural deal, just like with hair, general proportions and assorted oddities. Fashion, more or less.

/"Sex-specific fatty tissue" is the name of my new punk band
 
2012-06-16 02:12:32 PM  

LoneWolf343: cig-mkr: Better boobs on Page 3
Maybe it's just me, but I hate not so crazy about "basketball boobs" give me the "naturals" anytime.
Any size will do.
[www.page3.com image 640x287]

You just like fake china-doll faces, I guess.

/Good lord, that is creepy.


Went back to look at here face, didn't see it before, I was distracted.
 
2012-06-16 02:29:05 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: FTA: Lacey is no stranger to cosmetic surgery - she has already had two tummy tucks, four full body liposuctions, abs sculpting, bum implants and two bum lifts.


Couldn't she have used the money spent on all these procedures to support her kids instead?


Came to say this!!! My god even if each surgery was ONLY 5K a pop, that's still at least 80K she could have put in accounts for them. She's selfish and has a mental problem, plastic surgery addiction is an awful thing.
 
2012-06-16 02:56:32 PM  

mhd: Yeah, they're a sign that they're female, healthy and easier to perceive than her butt - which serves that role for non-bipedal mammals. Sex-specific fatty tissue.


Oh come on, that "breasts are just front-butts for people" bullshiat has long been debunked.
 
2012-06-16 02:57:58 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.

Personally, I think she looks like some sort of mutant Little Annie Fannie, only probably less smart

/but we all know that there are those amongst us who live only to plumb the depths of Rule 34
//I'm sure those massive chest goiters have some basement-dwelling TFer fapping even as we speak


I am absolutely stealing the phrase "massive chest goiters" from you. Just letting you know.
 
2012-06-16 03:03:21 PM  
Boobs that big just make me think of Wapsi Square.

wapsisquare.com
 
2012-06-16 03:07:35 PM  

bekovich: "But whenever the kids bring friends home, they see I'm really cool, like a normal mom"

The very words make me flinch. Mothers are, by definition, an embarrassment to their children. I can only imagine how excruciating a mother trying to be 'cool' to her kids friends would be.

I'm hip, I'm Cool, dka dka dka...

Cant judge a woman for wanting to care for her kids. Granted her role pays more than that of a RGN on a dementia ward..


My mom tried to be "cool" to my friends.

She never had freakish cosmetic surgery, but she still was embarrassing as hell. Her slang will forever be five years out of date.

/hell, I'm almost 27 and have been living on my own for six years, and she's still frequently hugely embarrassing to be around
//not that I don't love her
///but she has this problem with her mouth talking
 
2012-06-16 03:14:00 PM  

Kar98: mhd: Yeah, they're a sign that they're female, healthy and easier to perceive than her butt - which serves that role for non-bipedal mammals. Sex-specific fatty tissue.

Oh come on, that "breasts are just front-butts for people" bullshiat has long been debunked.


Faces as front-butts for people, on the other hand...
 
mhd
2012-06-16 03:16:14 PM  

Kar98: Oh come on, that "breasts are just front-butts for people" bullshiat has long been debunked.


So what's the current explanation for this peculiar feature? I'm always willing to expand my knowledge, but sadly entering "human breasts butts" into google isn't really expanding that...
 
2012-06-16 03:23:21 PM  
The responses here give me hope for humanity. I figure if you must get plastic surgery, barring catastrophic injury, it should be subtle enough for it not to be obvious. But for fark's sake ladies, we should never, never under any circumstances do this to ourselves: Horrible collegen lip injections (slightly NSFW pic in sidebar)

Fake, watermelon-sized gazungas are also a bad idea for health reasons, even if you really do want to look like a circus freak show.
 
2012-06-16 03:57:26 PM  

Lachwen: bekovich: "But whenever the kids bring friends home, they see I'm really cool, like a normal mom"

The very words make me flinch. Mothers are, by definition, an embarrassment to their children. I can only imagine how excruciating a mother trying to be 'cool' to her kids friends would be.

I'm hip, I'm Cool, dka dka dka...

Cant judge a woman for wanting to care for her kids. Granted her role pays more than that of a RGN on a dementia ward..

My mom tried to be "cool" to my friends.

She never had freakish cosmetic surgery, but she still was embarrassing as hell. Her slang will forever be five years out of date.

/hell, I'm almost 27 and have been living on my own for six years, and she's still frequently hugely embarrassing to be around
//not that I don't love her
///but she has this problem with her mouth talking


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Hey girlfriends! What's the 4-1-1?
 
2012-06-16 04:06:11 PM  
Ewwww. That woman's boobs look like the Octomom's stomach. All veiny and stretched out.

I suppose it's not as bad as those pictures I occasionally see of those petite Asian women with breasts the size of beach balls that hang down to their waists. (I'm thinking those have to be natural, since I'm sure if they were fake, a doctor would have surely have placed them up a lot higher onto the chest. ) It could be that certain Asian men just have a thing for breasts that look like a couple of bowling balls stuffed into a pair of pantyhose.
 
2012-06-16 04:09:00 PM  

cc_rider: Horrible collegen lip injections (slightly NSFW pic in sidebar)


i2.mirror.co.uk
GO TO SLEEP
 
2012-06-16 04:09:50 PM  

portnoyd: LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.


So if I wear a G-cup, wouldn't that be a DDDD cup by that method? Or does it stop after the triple size for a particular reason?

/was a DD in h high school
//don't think it was the same a an E
///apparently needs to learn more about bras
 
2012-06-16 04:16:27 PM  

DeliWayn: portnoyd: LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.

So if I wear a G-cup, wouldn't that be a DDDD cup by that method? Or does it stop after the triple size for a particular reason?

/was a DD in h high school
//don't think it was the same a an E
///apparently needs to learn more about bras


How you doin'?
 
2012-06-16 04:37:57 PM  
Ladies, when stumped on bra sizes and measuring correctly, switch to the UK scale. It's supposed to be more standard than US cup sizes. Ordered up my first new measurements this week.

And yes, MMM is gross. DD+ are uncomfortable enough. Why would anyone subject themselves to that much strain on their body? The stares as she walks by are of shock, not desire.
 
2012-06-16 04:43:26 PM  
MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?


Just fine except for the back problems.
 
2012-06-16 04:48:00 PM  
beyond nasty.
 
2012-06-16 04:49:06 PM  

ginko: And yes, MMM is gross. DD+ are uncomfortable enough. Why would anyone subject themselves to that much strain on their body? The stares as she walks by are of shock, not desire.


Just for the hell of it, I GISed "mmm cup." I got two kinds of women; fatties and really gross fakes.
 
2012-06-16 04:51:13 PM  

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?

Just fine except for the back problems.


I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.
 
2012-06-16 04:51:18 PM  

johnperkins: Our eyes see them on the outside as breasts


Not even as that.
 
2012-06-16 05:15:59 PM  

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?

Just fine except for the back problems.


That can happen when you slaughter deer with your bare hands.



/snerk
 
2012-06-16 06:02:46 PM  

italie: DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

How you doin'?

Just fine except for the back problems.

That can happen when you slaughter deer with your bare hands.



/snerk



The really tough part is skinning a deer with my bare hands.
 
2012-06-16 06:05:31 PM  

MoronLessOff:

I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.


You are such a considerate and selfless individual.
 
2012-06-16 06:27:20 PM  

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.

You are such a considerate and selfless individual.


You're half right.
 
2012-06-16 06:45:57 PM  

RoyBatty: RancidSorbet: After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs.

Sounds similar to parasitic breast rash (nsfw) Can you imagine two MMM sized breasts with parasitic breast rash (nsfw) when this woman tries on bras at a clothing store, or sunbathes at the beach?

Pretty gross.


I am frowning right now at these shenanigans.
 
2012-06-16 07:01:34 PM  

MoronLessOff: DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.

You are such a considerate and selfless individual.

You're half right.

That sounds about right.... I've been getting a lot wrong today. Damned fire water.
 
2012-06-16 07:09:26 PM  
...Hottie? Her lips are like a muppet's and her boobs don't even look like boobs. Normally I'm not one to rag on anyone's appearance, but she spent a lot of money to do this to herself, and she looks terrible.
 
2012-06-16 07:58:38 PM  
Good hooter gone bad - 38 special

You see it all around you
Good hooters gone bad
And usually it's too late
When you realize that they sag

And my mind goes back to a girl I knew
Some years ago
(Who told me)
Keep them supported
Don't let them just go
If they swing to freely
In years it will show
Them puppy's need something to be reigned in
So in the future they are not swinging

It's so darn easy
When your young and in lust
To let them swing freely
And be proud of your bust

And my mind goes back to a girl I knew
Some years ago
(Who told me)
Keep them supported
Don't let them just go
If they swing to freely
In years it will show
Them puppy's need something to be reigned in
So in the future they are not swinging
 
2012-06-16 08:26:51 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /fun to look at


I disagree. They look awful, even by themselves.


portnoyd: 2. There is a parabolic curve with attractiveness with boobs. See below:

dl.dropbox.com


1) That's not a parabola
2) Peak needs to be slid to the left a bit :p


cc_rider: I'm starting to believe plastic surgery really is an addiction.


Almost anything can be an addiction because of how our brains work.
We tend to repeat behaviors we see as rewarding, and the more we do them, the more that behavior pattern becomes reinforced inside our heads. That is how psychological addiction works, and it is why people can become addicted to things that are not, in and of themselves, addictive (adrenaline junkies, spicy food aficionados, etc). In this case she is probably addicted to both the attention she receives due to her preposterous tits, as well as the feeling that she is more attractive when she looks in the mirror. Unfortunately, rather like with anorexia or body dysmorphic disorder, she has an extremely skewed view of her own body.
 
2012-06-16 09:16:42 PM  
"No mom, you're getting even bigger boobs to feed your pathetic, attention-whoring ego."
 
2012-06-16 09:46:39 PM  
Saw the MTV show and was disgusted. If I were one of her daughters male friends I would've sprayed her down like a firehose though.
Being 18 and all.
 
2012-06-16 10:35:46 PM  

aearra: Appealing only to males that prefer their females looking bovine.


Just like a cow, only in a dumber place.
 
2012-06-17 01:39:14 AM  

WhippingBoy: What do the fathers of her children think about this?


They are most likely unaware they fathered kids with her. Six kids probably means five or six different fathers. I'd be willing to bet there's one, maybe two of them that have been roped into being responsible for more than their fair share of biological offspring.
 
2012-06-17 03:07:53 AM  

MoronLessOff: DeliWayn: portnoyd: LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.

So if I wear a G-cup, wouldn't that be a DDDD cup by that method? Or does it stop after the triple size for a particular reason?

/was a DD in h high school
//don't think it was the same a an E
///apparently needs to learn more about bras

How you doin'?


She was talking to me! Back off!
 
2012-06-17 07:25:19 AM  

DeliWayn: MoronLessOff: DeliWayn: MoronLessOff:

I understand that can be a real issue. I would like to offer my support...

...by spreading the word about proper bra fittings.

You are such a considerate and selfless individual.

You're half right.
That sounds about right.... I've been getting a lot wrong today. Damned fire water.


Alright, lets get this party started!

LoneWolf343: She was talking to me! Back off!


I'm sure there's enough to go around.
 
2012-06-17 07:54:53 AM  
WhippingBoy: What do the fathers of her children think about this?

I'm willing to bet she doesn't know who the father's even are. First thing my hubby said when he heard mom's name. Oh, a porn star.
 
2012-06-17 10:01:08 AM  

AbbeySomeone: MaudlinMutantMollusk: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: RancidSorbet: Yeaaah. I worked in a plastic surgeon's office for a while. You know what happens when one of these implant jobs fails or gets infected? (And when you are talking these extreme sizes, it happens way more often than with routine C or D cups.) One of our patients went to Mexico to get horkin' big boobs, and the wounds wouldn't close. It was foul; you could smell her coming into the waiting room. The implants had to come out. After being stretched out that much, she was left with raisin boobs. They just wrinkle right up. *gark*

*barf* :-(

*gag

WTF is wrong with these crazy b*tches? She's probably got botox in her cooch as well.
Who would want a man that is attracted to that freakshow?

She's not trying to attract a man, she's trying to attract the fapdollar

/fun to look at, but then we close the window, toss the kleenex, and move along

Ha! How can you fap to something that looks like a tumor?
Seriously, I was a 40E when breastfeeding. Would I want to be that huge again? Hell no.


Pics or it isn't true
 
2012-06-17 05:14:39 PM  
She was on True Life: I have a hot mom.

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lacey_Wildd
 
2012-06-17 10:04:34 PM  
Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.
 
2012-06-18 08:55:57 AM  

scifinut: Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.


I spent an evening with a Double H young lady once. It was, to say the least, memorable.
 
2012-06-18 10:53:29 AM  

scifinut: Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.


How you doin'?
 
2012-06-19 01:13:34 AM  

scifinut: Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.


I'm sorry, DaliWayn, but I'm leaving you.
 
2012-06-19 01:23:50 AM  

HammsLite: She was on True Life: I have a hot mom.

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lacey_Wildd


Holy shiat, those are plenty large already, and don't look remotely natural. Moreover, that says that she already has some of the largest implants in the USA.

It's definitive: she needs an intervention.
 
2012-06-19 12:32:46 PM  

LoneWolf343: MoronLessOff: DeliWayn: portnoyd: LoneWolf343: There's no such thing as a DDDD size. It depends on the bra manufacturer, but a DD is really the same as an E, DDD is an F, and so forth.

Do you have any input on my scale of bonertasticness in case that's off? Because clearly I'm trying to be completely accurate in my not-at-all tongue in cheek chart about boobs.

So if I wear a G-cup, wouldn't that be a DDDD cup by that method? Or does it stop after the triple size for a particular reason?

/was a DD in h high school
//don't think it was the same a an E
///apparently needs to learn more about bras

How you doin'?

She was talking to me! Back off!


LoneWolf343: scifinut: Ew. So gross. I have HH naturally and they're enough of a pain in the ass as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting anything bigger.

I'm sorry, DaliWayn, but I'm leaving you.


I'm still in.
 
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