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feckingmorons		2012-06-15 11:02:25 PM

4 votes:

Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-06-15 11:02:27 PM

3 votes:

Slowly he turned, step by step, inch by inch...

Mantour		2012-06-15 11:25:45 PM

2 votes:

grokca		2012-06-16 10:19:51 AM

1 votes:

I am amazed that someone found an American willing to walk that far.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-06-16 12:54:20 AM

1 votes:

fusillade762: Bathia_Mapes: Karl Wallenda was his great-grandfather. And it was horrible what happened to him.

Why? He died doing what he loved, didn't he?

He loved clutching at a thin wire in mortal terror?

PYROY		2012-06-15 11:21:45 PM

1 votes:

Every time someone goes over Niagara Falls, whether they live or die, the first thing that pops into my head is "fark Yeah".

megalynn44		2012-06-15 11:17:43 PM

1 votes:

Next time I leave the country & they ask me the purpose of my trip, I'M going to say, "To inspire the world."

LabGrrl		2012-06-15 11:15:03 PM

1 votes:

Every time I go to Canada I either answer the "purpose" question with a fake purpose we agreed on before hand or tell the truth, which is too existential for border patrol ("Because it's next door", "to go shopping, not sure where", "to see if I can see my house from here") and TO INSPIRE THE WORLD is acceptable?

And since when do they stamp passports?

/"To get booze at Duty Free."

AJatHP		2012-06-15 11:09:27 PM

1 votes:

It was like NASCAR without an car wreck. ZZZZZZzzzzzz.......

jtown		2012-06-15 11:07:43 PM

1 votes:

Damnit. Now this is stuck in my head:

As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls

HardRocker488		2012-06-15 11:07:37 PM

1 votes:

I'm conflicted. Part of me thinks he's a pussy for using a tether (although ABC made him do it) but then again had he not worn a tether and fallen to his death I probably would have called him a moron and chalked up another win for Darwin.

PhiloeBedoe		2012-06-15 11:06:08 PM

1 votes:

He should have had Evel Knievel's grandkid jump over him while Harry Houdini's great-grandchild dangles below trying to escape a straitjacket.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-06-15 11:04:08 PM

1 votes:

feckingmorons: Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...

God DAMN it.

Debeo Summa Credo		2012-06-15 11:03:21 PM

1 votes:

Meh. He had a safety harness which took all the drama out of it.

He kept talking about Jesus which was annoying, but it was funny when he used the term jackoff.

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