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(MSNBC)   California, the state with the largest death row and where the 3-strikes rule puts people in prison for life for stealing pizza, is about to release that guy from the 70's who took a bus full of children and buried them alive in a quarry   (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 26
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2012-06-16 02:57:29 AM
6 votes:

Paris1127: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris1127: Guy's just lucky they didn't stick him in prison in Chowchilla... They couldn't do that though, because Chowchilla's prisons are for women only.

Is it just me or does Chowchilla sound like some sort of dangerous cryptid crossover between a dog and chinchilla?

I always envisioned a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard

Awesome. Let's pitch it to SyFy, maybe we can get a made-for-TV movie starring a washed-up 80s pop star. We'll call it Chowchilla. And it'll be about a women's prison being attacked by a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard. Gold, Jerry, gold!


i45.tinypic.com
2012-06-16 02:26:16 AM
4 votes:
Guy's just lucky they didn't stick him in prison in Chowchilla... They couldn't do that though, because Chowchilla's prisons are for women only.

Is it just me or does Chowchilla sound like some sort of dangerous cryptid crossover between a dog and chinchilla?
2012-06-16 02:40:20 AM
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris1127: Guy's just lucky they didn't stick him in prison in Chowchilla... They couldn't do that though, because Chowchilla's prisons are for women only.

Is it just me or does Chowchilla sound like some sort of dangerous cryptid crossover between a dog and chinchilla?

I always envisioned a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard


Awesome. Let's pitch it to SyFy, maybe we can get a made-for-TV movie starring a washed-up 80s pop star. We'll call it Chowchilla. And it'll be about a women's prison being attacked by a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard. Gold, Jerry, gold!
2012-06-16 04:22:15 AM
2 votes:

Bucky Katt: Stop trying to drag logic into this. All criminals are scum and should be in jail forever.


I was in jail forever once. All it led me to was more banging your mom.
2012-06-16 03:56:38 AM
2 votes:
now he become the Governor.
2012-06-16 03:52:08 AM
2 votes:
Carlin said it best....

Link
2012-06-16 01:23:42 AM
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: I'm much more disturbed by the 3-strikes BS than I am by this guy being released.


Are you implying that baseball metaphors might not be the most practical philosophy for criminal punishment?

/there are a whole lot of frightened rednecks in this state
2012-06-16 12:05:29 PM
1 votes:
images.starpulse.com
You wanna be released? Well do ya, PUNK???????????!
2012-06-16 05:17:53 AM
1 votes:
Quick, thaw out Sylvester Stallone!
2012-06-16 04:55:33 AM
1 votes:

Acidicnads: Nobody got hurt and he was scheduled to get out 35 1/2 years ago?\

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

Yeah people COULD have got hurt. Just like I COULD of farked (insert generically hot chick here). Any one who says he deserves to die or should be in prison forever is a socially repressed psychopath spewing their psychosis anonymously on the internet moments, minutes, hours, days, months before they eat someones face off.

Big difference between should and would children.

2012-06-16 04:49:07 AM
1 votes:

Rug Doctor: Bucky Katt: Stop trying to drag logic into this. All criminals are scum and should be in jail forever.

If he had been a drug dealer or killed a guy who was nailing his wife, I'd agree with you. But I don't believe the impulse to hurt kids just goes away, even after 36 years. That's a special kind of crazy.


It`s because it is not a mental ilness, it is rational and caused by the fact that kids are just so hateable, you never stop wanting to hurt the little shiats. If parents raised them to be members of society instead of destructive noise machines it would be easier to not want to put them in a mincer.
justwilliam1959.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-16 04:47:36 AM
1 votes:

CasperImproved: swahnhennessy: He served his time. If you're the type that thinks anyone who's ever broken a law or pulled a stupid stunt deserves to rot, you can take comfort in knowing that his accomplices are still behind bars. That should be enough masturbation material for you to last at least the rest of the morning.

I bet those 26 kids that may have developed permanent issues from being buried alive might differ from your opinion.


CasperImproved: swahnhennessy: He served his time. If you're the type that thinks anyone who's ever broken a law or pulled a stupid stunt deserves to rot, you can take comfort in knowing that his accomplices are still behind bars. That should be enough masturbation material for you to last at least the rest of the morning.

I bet those 26 kids that may have developed permanent issues from being buried alive might differ from your opinion.


filmjournal.net

And this is why your children are probably gay.

/just sayin
2012-06-16 04:44:55 AM
1 votes:

CultureVulture: This is why Fark needs a [Californicated] tag


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2012-06-16 04:43:10 AM
1 votes:
This is why Fark needs a [Californicated] tag
2012-06-16 04:12:27 AM
1 votes:
I thought Callahan took care of this guy
2012-06-16 04:02:56 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: Stop trying to drag logic into this. All criminals are scum and should be in jail forever.


Look who has a brother in the Group W bench manufacturing business
2012-06-16 04:02:50 AM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris1127: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris1127: Guy's just lucky they didn't stick him in prison in Chowchilla... They couldn't do that though, because Chowchilla's prisons are for women only.

Is it just me or does Chowchilla sound like some sort of dangerous cryptid crossover between a dog and chinchilla?

I always envisioned a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard

Awesome. Let's pitch it to SyFy, maybe we can get a made-for-TV movie starring a washed-up 80s pop star. We'll call it Chowchilla. And it'll be about a women's prison being attacked by a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard. Gold, Jerry, gold!

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x297]

i would totally watch that.


I want one to take to the Dog Park and taunt the douche with a Labradoodle.
2012-06-16 04:01:08 AM
1 votes:

Rug Doctor: Bucky Katt: Stop trying to drag logic into this. All criminals are scum and should be in jail forever.

If he had been a drug dealer or killed a guy who was nailing his wife, I'd agree with you. But I don't believe the impulse to hurt kids just goes away, even after 36 years. That's a special kind of crazy.


I have an impulse to hurt kids every time I'm around the little bastards. I've managed to control myself, so far.
2012-06-16 03:59:44 AM
1 votes:

relcec: swahnhennessy: He served his time. If you're the type that thinks anyone who's ever broken a law or pulled a stupid stunt deserves to rot, you can take comfort in knowing that his accomplices are still behind bars. That should be enough masturbation material for you to last at least the rest of the morning.

kidnapping 27 kids and stuffing them in a whole in the ground isn't a stupid stunt, ya f*cking dipshiat.


So he should be imprisoned for life at taxpayer expense, or put to death?

/are we going to allow debts to society to be paid off or not?
2012-06-16 03:58:51 AM
1 votes:

ialdabaoth: Bucky Katt: Stop trying to drag logic into this. All criminals are scum and should be in jail forever.

The solution here is to make jail pay for itself.


Turn jails into giant whore houses?

The prisoners get laid, the jails get money, the taxpayers get filthy jail sex.

I think it could be a win/win/herpes solution.
2012-06-16 03:51:51 AM
1 votes:
We get it, he's white.
2012-06-16 03:50:11 AM
1 votes:
I hate baseball.
2012-06-16 03:49:17 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: Stop trying to drag logic into this. All criminals are scum and should be in jail forever.


If he had been a drug dealer or killed a guy who was nailing his wife, I'd agree with you. But I don't believe the impulse to hurt kids just goes away, even after 36 years. That's a special kind of crazy.
2012-06-16 03:49:07 AM
1 votes:
He served his time. If you're the type that thinks anyone who's ever broken a law or pulled a stupid stunt deserves to rot, you can take comfort in knowing that his accomplices are still behind bars. That should be enough masturbation material for you to last at least the rest of the morning.
2012-06-16 03:42:44 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris1127: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris1127: Guy's just lucky they didn't stick him in prison in Chowchilla... They couldn't do that though, because Chowchilla's prisons are for women only.

Is it just me or does Chowchilla sound like some sort of dangerous cryptid crossover between a dog and chinchilla?

I always envisioned a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard

Awesome. Let's pitch it to SyFy, maybe we can get a made-for-TV movie starring a washed-up 80s pop star. We'll call it Chowchilla. And it'll be about a women's prison being attacked by a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard. Gold, Jerry, gold!

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x297]


i would totally watch that.
2012-06-16 02:30:59 AM
1 votes:

Paris1127: Guy's just lucky they didn't stick him in prison in Chowchilla... They couldn't do that though, because Chowchilla's prisons are for women only.

Is it just me or does Chowchilla sound like some sort of dangerous cryptid crossover between a dog and chinchilla?


I always envisioned a cross between a bad-tempered furry Japanese dog and a bad-tempered Japanese giant radioactive lizard
 
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