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(Daily Mail)   Sick : Man arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public. Fark: For the fourth time   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2012-06-15 08:54:05 PM  
Sure it wasn't a rabbit?

Link

nsfw laguage
 
2012-06-15 08:54:42 PM  
language

/dammit
 
2012-06-15 10:16:30 PM  
What is sick subby is that they posted a photo of the victim!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-16 12:02:58 AM  
This is why they invented prisons.
 
2012-06-16 12:13:53 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-06-16 12:47:37 AM  
i2.squidoocdn.com
Picture of suspect.
 
2012-06-16 12:48:23 AM  
Another day,another plushophile....
 
2012-06-16 12:51:08 AM  
There are some words poor Teddy Ruxpin should never have learned.
 
2012-06-16 01:05:53 AM  
If you go down to the woods today ....
 
2012-06-16 01:19:29 AM  
Maybe it's just a really hot, slutty teddy bear.
 
2012-06-16 01:22:28 AM  
Rupert?
 
2012-06-16 01:24:35 AM  
www.motifake.com
 
2012-06-16 01:25:02 AM  
Viral marketing for that new Seth McFarlane flick?
 
2012-06-16 02:51:41 AM  
I rtfa to see what kind of a freak would do this and his mugshot answered my question. Is he high or just got a bad strand of DNA?
 
2012-06-16 04:30:30 AM  
Which fark independent is missing tonight?
 
2012-06-16 04:30:30 AM  
bipolarbearnz.files.wordpress.com
Teddy "Bear"
 
2012-06-16 04:44:10 AM  
Welcome to Obama's America.

/got nuthin
 
2012-06-16 04:50:12 AM  

Trapper439: Welcome to Obama's America.

/got nuthin


i.qkme.me

/closetedgayklukluxbrotherlover
 
2012-06-16 04:53:05 AM  
 
2012-06-16 04:53:11 AM  
A bear? That's nothing.

I used to be a public defender in Prineville, Oregon.

They caught a guy getting it on with a turkey.
 
2012-06-16 04:54:18 AM  
The leaked surveillance tape. NSFW
 
2012-06-16 04:54:58 AM  

gravebayne2: Robot chicken already covered this.


Damnit! Refresh is my friend.

/Shakes tiny fist.
 
2012-06-16 04:58:26 AM  

SnarfVader: gravebayne2: Robot chicken already covered this.

Damnit! Refresh is my friend.

/Shakes tiny fist.


to be fair it was only a minute. great minds think alike.
 
2012-06-16 05:01:49 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com

Disapproves of your shenanigans.
 
2012-06-16 05:02:47 AM  
That is just nasty.

/if anyone needs me i'll be in my lab
 
2012-06-16 05:05:18 AM  
TFA: It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.

So when a man is arrested carrying an Ipad, that Ipad is "evidence" forever, but we let people walk away with the sex in public plushy?

Makes sense.
 
2012-06-16 05:08:24 AM  
He must have been good, to be asked by the bear for round number four.
 
2012-06-16 05:11:45 AM  
Cue up the typical cries of mom: "but he's such a good boy, he goes to church every sunday to swap sex stories with the pastor".

This is right up there with the people that are on their 19th DUI offence and still getting caught behind the wheel. Why people haven't wised up and realized there are some people you just CANT fix.

If you want to fix problems like these you just need to start cutting off hands/feet/dicks. Yeah, it's extreme and sucks but honestly what else are you going to do?
 
2012-06-16 05:14:18 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Viral marketing for that new Seth McFarlane flick?


Think the same thing..
 
2012-06-16 05:26:51 AM  
No, you're supposed to fark someone wearing a teddy... And not a teddy bear, one of these:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-16 05:30:10 AM  

accelerus: Cue up the typical cries of mom: "but he's such a good boy, he goes to church every sunday to swap sex stories with the pastor".

This is right up there with the people that are on their 19th DUI offence and still getting caught behind the wheel. Why people haven't wised up and realized there are some people you just CANT fix.

If you want to fix problems like these you just need to start cutting off hands/feet/dicks. Yeah, it's extreme and sucks but honestly what else are you going to do?


Cut off hands?
I don't think he could bear it.
 
2012-06-16 05:36:03 AM  
It's a free country, ain't it?
 
2012-06-16 05:58:41 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uki238.photobucket.com

Did he get some kind of eye-whitening treatments, or is he just a Goa'uld?
 
2012-06-16 06:01:06 AM  
Somebody call the Teddybear Liberation Front... And get that Milholland jack-ass a proofreader!
 
2012-06-16 06:14:37 AM  

Allen262: NuttierThanEver: Viral marketing for that new Seth McFarlane flick?

Think the same thing..


Thirded.
 
2012-06-16 06:25:06 AM  
If it wasn't pedobear then I say Smokey was asking for it.

/slut
 
2012-06-16 06:49:43 AM  
Do you liek Mudkipz??
 
2012-06-16 06:58:24 AM  
Meh, I prefer cantaloupes.
 
2012-06-16 07:02:37 AM  
www.heymiller.com
 
2012-06-16 07:08:02 AM  
img204.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-16 07:15:23 AM  
tizona.files.wordpress.com

Approves.
 
2012-06-16 07:28:25 AM  
Put a chain around my neck,
And lead me anywhere

img837.imageshack.us

Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
 
2012-06-16 07:36:29 AM  

Yes this is dog: TFA: It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.

So when a man is arrested carrying an Ipad, that Ipad is "evidence" forever, but we let people walk away with the sex in public plushy?

Makes sense.


if you were cop, would you want bring home filthy j/o teddy to your kid?
 
2012-06-16 08:38:41 AM  
I bet he's a drug addict, too. Nothing's worse than a furry with the syringe on top.
 
2012-06-16 08:41:58 AM  
So, I herd u liek mudkips?
 
2012-06-16 09:21:25 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Likes to stick in the Pooh shoot
 
2012-06-16 09:43:49 AM  
Breaker 1-9..... Is anyone there?
 
2012-06-16 10:01:36 AM  
www.iwatchstuff.com

HAHAHAHAHA, OH SETH, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
 
2012-06-16 10:18:11 AM  
Depends on the bear, I guess.
di1-3.shoppingshadow.com
 
2012-06-16 10:23:16 AM  
FTFA:

"It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion".

/Would they not put the bear into evidence or something?
 
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