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(Yahoo)   German "Forest Boy" isn't missing, amnesiac or feral. He's just Dutch   (gma.yahoo.com ) divider line 66
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2012-06-15 08:19:46 PM  
This was the conclusion after he showed doctors his wide variety of house paints.
 
2012-06-15 08:22:25 PM  
He did have a Dutch boy haircut.
 
2012-06-15 08:25:09 PM  
Lemme guess: he ate tulip bulbs, bub?

;)
 
2012-06-15 08:26:36 PM  
i89.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 08:26:49 PM  
He kept asking to meet a German lesbian so he could stick his finger in her.
 
2012-06-15 08:27:51 PM  
There are two types of people I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.
 
2012-06-15 08:28:38 PM  
van Helsum

Stick a stake in him, he's done.


$100,000 has been spent since Van Helsum emerged outside city hall last siummer

Spellcheck, biatches, how does it work?
 
2012-06-15 08:32:33 PM  
www.wearysloth.com

I knew he was lying. He is not to be trusted.
 
2012-06-15 08:33:59 PM  
A Dutch troll,to be more precise.
 
2012-06-15 08:34:38 PM  

Stile4aly: There are two types of people I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.


I don't hate anybody.

Apologies for your hate; I suspect it's miseducation, man. Here's what you do: disavow any allegiance to anything, and start making decisions based on the ENTIRE Earth. Because we're there, man, regardless of what your allegiants tell you...

Large gets small real fast in the universe daily; just check the birth of a black hole, friend...

;)
 
2012-06-15 08:36:01 PM  
www.dethklok.org
Pfft, the Dutch..
 
2012-06-15 08:38:08 PM  
www.virtual-history.com
Also not who he claimed to be
 
2012-06-15 08:40:12 PM  
So it's hopeless, then.
 
2012-06-15 08:40:36 PM  
I think the "being 20 years old and living in a youth group home under false pretenses" thing might get him in trouble.

Unless Europeans aren't as terrified of pedophiles as North Americans are.

//I used to think Europeans were smarter and more cultured, but then I saw Eurovision.
 
2012-06-15 08:44:53 PM  
humanack.com
static.guim.co.uk
If I can forgive southern state peoples, I can surely muster some love for the Dutch.
 
2012-06-15 08:54:43 PM  
Same difference

/Kein Hollander!
 
2012-06-15 08:56:42 PM  
This thread has potential. Hup Holland hup!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-15 09:00:33 PM  
During the last World Cup, someone on Fark referred to the Dutch as "swamp Germans," and I've used it every chance I get, but how often do you really talk about the Dutch?
 
2012-06-15 09:00:34 PM  
www.wernerherzog.com

/perhaps pushing the limits of "nothing is too obscure for Fark"
 
2012-06-15 09:03:16 PM  
this sentence in the article was awesomely senseless: "Because he spoke English with an accent, German investigators thought that one or both of his parents could be American or British. "

So, what do German people consider unaccented English to be? Like how Germans speak it?

They couldn't recognize a Dutch accent on English, but were happy to suppose that his parents weren't Australian?
 
2012-06-15 09:04:37 PM  

Indubitably: Stile4aly: There are two types of people I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

I don't hate anybody.

Apologies for your hate; I suspect it's miseducation, man. Here's what you do: disavow any allegiance to anything, and start making decisions based on the ENTIRE Earth. Because we're there, man, regardless of what your allegiants tell you...

Large gets small real fast in the universe daily; just check the birth of a black hole, friend...

;)


He's making a movie reference. The joke, aside from the obvious contradiction, is that Americans (and the British, or Canadians playing British, I guess) have no particular negative stereotypes about the Dutch, so it would be weird for someone to specifically hate them.
 
2012-06-15 09:06:07 PM  

Indubitably: Stile4aly: There are two types of people I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

I don't hate anybody.

Apologies for your hate; I suspect it's miseducation, man. Here's what you do: disavow any allegiance to anything, and start making decisions based on the ENTIRE Earth. Because we're there, man, regardless of what your allegiants tell you...

Large gets small real fast in the universe daily; just check the birth of a black hole, friend...

;)


Would you say you're interested in humor?
 
2012-06-15 09:06:15 PM  

Born to Die: [www.wernerherzog.com image 300x273]

/perhaps pushing the limits of "nothing is too obscure for Fark"


;)
 
2012-06-15 09:07:16 PM  

Rye_: Indubitably: Stile4aly: There are two types of people I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

I don't hate anybody.

Apologies for your hate; I suspect it's miseducation, man. Here's what you do: disavow any allegiance to anything, and start making decisions based on the ENTIRE Earth. Because we're there, man, regardless of what your allegiants tell you...

Large gets small real fast in the universe daily; just check the birth of a black hole, friend...

;)

Would you say you're interested in humor?


I would say I live humor, mostly.
 
2012-06-15 09:08:32 PM  

Born to Die: [www.wernerherzog.com image 300x273]

/perhaps pushing the limits of "nothing is too obscure for Fark"


Not at all, herr Hauser.

/did you know that there is a Kaspar Hauser Platz in Nuernberg. It isn't impressive.
 
2012-06-15 09:09:44 PM  

usernameguy: Indubitably: Stile4aly: There are two types of people I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

I don't hate anybody.

Apologies for your hate; I suspect it's miseducation, man. Here's what you do: disavow any allegiance to anything, and start making decisions based on the ENTIRE Earth. Because we're there, man, regardless of what your allegiants tell you...

Large gets small real fast in the universe daily; just check the birth of a black hole, friend...

;)

He's making a movie reference. The joke, aside from the obvious contradiction, is that Americans (and the British, or Canadians playing British, I guess) have no particular negative stereotypes about the Dutch, so it would be weird for someone to specifically hate them.


P.S. I have no idea what your talking/writing about. You movie-eyes too much, man. Grow brain. Cross-hemispheres, dood. ;)
 
2012-06-15 09:10:36 PM  
Odd. I've been led to believe that you can always tell a Dutchman.

/You just can't tell him much.
 
2012-06-15 09:16:38 PM  

usernameguy: Indubitably: Stile4aly: There are two types of people I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

I don't hate anybody.

Apologies for your hate; I suspect it's miseducation, man. Here's what you do: disavow any allegiance to anything, and start making decisions based on the ENTIRE Earth. Because we're there, man, regardless of what your allegiants tell you...

Large gets small real fast in the universe daily; just check the birth of a black hole, friend...

;)

He's making a movie reference. The joke, aside from the obvious contradiction, is that Americans (and the British, or Canadians playing British, I guess) have no particular negative stereotypes about the Dutch, so it would be weird for someone to specifically hate them.


I don't hate the Dutch, I love them. That's why I hold them to a higher standard.
 
2012-06-15 09:16:54 PM  
He probably just wanted his bike back.
 
2012-06-15 09:18:11 PM  

Indubitably: I would say I live humor, mostly.


Indubitably: P.S. I have no idea what your talking/writing about. You movie-eyes too much, man. Grow brain. Cross-hemispheres, dood. ;)


Oh. You live humor.
 
2012-06-15 09:19:30 PM  

Rye_: Indubitably: I would say I live humor, mostly.

Indubitably: P.S. I have no idea what your talking/writing about. You movie-eyes too much, man. Grow brain. Cross-hemispheres, dood. ;)

Oh. You live humor.


Yah.
 
2012-06-15 09:20:17 PM  

Indubitably: Yah.


Good one.
 
2012-06-15 09:23:08 PM  

Mentalpatient87: [www.dethklok.org image 250x200]
Pfft, the Dutch..


Came for this! Thanks!
 
2012-06-15 09:24:41 PM  
img59.imageshack.us

'cause your arm gets tired.
 
2012-06-15 09:28:34 PM  

Rye_: Indubitably: Yah.

Good one.


*bow*
 
2012-06-15 09:29:33 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img59.imageshack.us image 400x300]

'cause your arm gets tired.


Says a Narcissist-Extraordinaire?

;)
 
2012-06-15 09:31:08 PM  

Indubitably: Day_Old_Dutchie: [img59.imageshack.us image 400x300]

'cause your arm gets tired.

Says a Narcissist-Extraordinaire?

;)


P.S. Berrylicious, friend.
 
2012-06-15 09:33:00 PM  
Little-known fact ... the Dutch "invaded" Germany in 1949:

Bakker-Schut Plan

Perhaps he's a scout ...
 
2012-06-15 09:35:13 PM  
Forest Boy, Forest Boy
Friendly neighborhood Forest Boy
He's not real - he is Dutch
Let's punch him - in the crutch
Oh yeah - fark yourself Forest Boy
 
2012-06-15 09:43:38 PM  
HighZoolander: this sentence in the article was awesomely senseless: "Because he spoke English with an accent, German investigators thought that one or both of his parents could be American or British. "

So, what do German people consider unaccented English to be? Like how Germans speak it?

They couldn't recognize a Dutch accent on English, but were happy to suppose that his parents weren't Australian?


Well as a native US english speaker that speaks pretty decent German, I can easily tell a native German speaker from a 2nd language German speaker easily no matter how good they are at it, but I couldn't necessaraly tell you which langage other than German is thier native language, so I couldn't tell you say a native Dutch Speaker from a native Danish Speaker based on accent just that they have an accent.
 
2012-06-15 09:44:22 PM  
Balloon Boy says hello.
 
2012-06-15 09:44:24 PM  

Porous Horace: Forest Boy, Forest Boy
Friendly neighborhood Forest Boy
He's not real - he is Dutch
Let's punch him - in the crutch
Oh yeah - fark yourself Forest Boy


Did Forest Bot bully you, Mr. Horace?

No?

Don't punch.

Then adjust normally, human/neanderthal mix-man.

Blow pigment, much?

;)
 
2012-06-15 09:45:22 PM  
Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
 
2012-06-15 09:45:40 PM  

Apos: Balloon Boy says hello.


It's good to float, albeit briefly...
 
2012-06-15 09:51:47 PM  

Apos: Balloon Boy says hello.


Wana go DUtch Treat on the View?
 
2012-06-15 09:53:20 PM  

Rye_: Indubitably: I would say I live humor, mostly.

Indubitably: P.S. I have no idea what your talking/writing about. You movie-eyes too much, man. Grow brain. Cross-hemispheres, dood. ;)

Oh. You live humor.


Not all lifestyles allow one to live well, apparently.
 
2012-06-15 09:58:33 PM  

Indubitably: Porous Horace: Forest Boy, Forest Boy
Friendly neighborhood Forest Boy
He's not real - he is Dutch
Let's punch him - in the crutch
Oh yeah - fark yourself Forest Boy

Did Forest Bot bully you, Mr. Horace?

No?

Don't punch.

Then adjust normally, human/neanderthal mix-man.

Blow pigment, much?

;)


You play the oboe.
I dance the watusi.
Wasn't that the deal, Bashmachkin?
 
2012-06-15 10:08:01 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 10:13:36 PM  
butterflydiary.com

Run Forrest Run
 
2012-06-15 10:16:12 PM  

toraque: Rye_: Indubitably: I would say I live humor, mostly.

Indubitably: P.S. I have no idea what your talking/writing about. You movie-eyes too much, man. Grow brain. Cross-hemispheres, dood. ;)

Oh. You live humor.

Not all lifestyles allow one to live well, apparently.


Says a judge.
 
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