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(Bismarck Tribune)   Runner surprised by naked man who was "holding his genitalia and making suggestive statements." Isn't "good morning" a suggestive statement when you're holding your genitalia?   (bismarcktribune.com) divider line 41
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2012-06-15 08:20:07 PM
A Bismarck, N.D., woman says a naked man jumped out of some trees on a golf course and chased her, making suggestive statements.

At least he didn't try and eat her.

/bath salts FTW
 
2012-06-15 09:02:08 PM
I don't know, you tell me.

Good morning.
 
2012-06-15 09:05:47 PM
It seems the unwitting lass was forced to confront....


*dons ONLY sunglasses*

the naked truth.

/Yeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-06-15 09:11:51 PM
Idiot. Everything would have been perfectly fine if he just not made the suggestive statements.
 
2012-06-15 09:31:39 PM
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No sir, I don't like it.
 
2012-06-16 12:22:00 AM
Did he chew your face off? No? What's the question, then?
 
2012-06-16 12:22:33 AM
You know those "This one weird trick will cut down on body fat almost over night!"...well....that's the trick; an early morning stroll with a firm grip on your genitalia. He was just spreading the word.
 
2012-06-16 12:30:05 AM
I'm happy to see you?
 
2012-06-16 12:30:41 AM
The woman reported the man was white with short dark hair. He was thin in build with a pot belly, and she estimated he was 20 to 35 years old, 5-feet-10-inches tall to 6-feet-2-inches tall, and 180 to 230 pounds.

Officers searched the area but were unable to find anyone matching the man's description.


Well, when the parameters are that narrow, I'm not surprised.
 
2012-06-16 12:37:56 AM

Mr. Potatoass: The woman reported the man was white with short dark hair. He was thin in build with a pot belly, and she estimated he was 20 to 35 years old, 5-feet-10-inches tall to 6-feet-2-inches tall, and 180 to 230 pounds.

Officers searched the area but were unable to find anyone matching the man's description.

Well, when the parameters are that narrow, I'm not surprised.


Probably could have gotten a more detailed description of his little friend, ya know where her actual focus was.
 
2012-06-16 12:39:07 AM

Mr. Potatoass: The woman reported the man was white with short dark hair. He was thin in build with a pot belly, and she estimated he was 20 to 35 years old, 5-feet-10-inches tall to 6-feet-2-inches tall, and 180 to 230 pounds.

Officers searched the area but were unable to find anyone matching the man's description.

Well, when the parameters are that narrow, I'm not surprised.


Came here to say something similar. How much more contradictory could that description be? Thin with a pot belly. College kid or middle aged. Average to tall in height. And cap it with a 50 pound weight range.

Actually, I'm surprised they didn't find a few dozen people matching that description.

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"He looka like a man!"
 
2012-06-16 12:41:43 AM
"He had a curly head. No hair, just a curly head."
 
2012-06-16 12:49:22 AM
Ha! I know some people who live next-door to that golf course. I should call them up and ask how hard they were partying on wednesday.
 
2012-06-16 12:53:11 AM
Well at least it wasn't a male runner...that would have been sick.
 
2012-06-16 01:02:42 AM
See? Under President Obama, you can't even wag your genitals at strangers. Damn DemoRATS.
 
2012-06-16 01:11:44 AM
How YOU doin?
 
2012-06-16 01:16:32 AM
Isn't saying "good morning" a suggestive statement when you're holding your genitalia?

No subby, saying "good morning" is only suggestive when I'm holding your genitalia.
 
2012-06-16 01:17:39 AM
That is ASSUMING your genitalia are still attached ...
 
2012-06-16 01:22:43 AM
Running next to a golf course at that time of night? She was totally asking for it.
 
2012-06-16 01:29:43 AM
"thin in build with a pot belly" - No wonder she ran.
 
2012-06-16 01:37:58 AM

Mr. Potatoass: The woman reported the man was white with short dark hair. He was thin in build with a pot belly, and she estimated he was 20 to 35 years old, 5-feet-10-inches tall to 6-feet-2-inches tall, and 180 to 230 pounds.

Officers searched the area but were unable to find anyone matching the man's description.

Well, when the parameters are that narrow, I'm not surprised.


Suspect is hatless. I repeat: hatless.
 
2012-06-16 01:41:57 AM
I have always wondered: when is it proper to use the word, "genitalia," versus the word, "genitals"?

/RIP Bill Safire
//He probably knew the answer
 
2012-06-16 01:42:12 AM
The woman reported the man was white with short dark hair. He was thin in build with a pot belly, and she estimated he was 20 to 35 years old, 5-feet-10-inches tall to 6-feet-2-inches tall, and 180 to 230 pounds

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2012-06-16 01:45:51 AM
Something about "...do you find it hard waking up in the morning?"...
 
2012-06-16 01:47:37 AM
thin build with a pot belly?

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wanted for questioning
 
2012-06-16 02:07:09 AM

Cybernetic: I have always wondered: when is it proper to use the word, "genitalia," versus the word, "genitals"?


It depends on the number of people that are waving their junk at you.
 
2012-06-16 02:17:20 AM
SilentStrider

I don't know, you tell me.

Good morning.


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2012-06-16 02:33:25 AM

farkingismybusiness: Ha! I know some people who live next-door to that golf course. I should call them up and ask how hard they were partying on wednesday.


It turns out it wasn't them.
 
2012-06-16 02:35:05 AM

Cybernetic: I have always wondered: when is it proper to use the word, "genitalia," versus the word, "genitals"?

/RIP Bill Safire
//He probably knew the answer


Being a prick and all that.

/ not to mention a speechwriter for Tricky Dick Nixon. Another prick.
 
2012-06-16 02:45:31 AM
Isn't "good morning" a suggestive statement when you're holding your genitalia?

It is when I say it.
 
2012-06-16 02:51:38 AM
All the guy did was run after the woman naked and ask her if she knew the difference between a blow job and a ham sandwich.
 
2012-06-16 02:56:54 AM

trivial use of my dark powers: "He had a curly head. No hair, just a curly head."


You, are funny!
 
2012-06-16 08:37:01 AM
This happens pretty much every other day in my area.
 
2012-06-16 09:25:31 AM
home sweet home
 
2012-06-16 09:32:12 AM
"Don't do this in public." That's a suggestion.
 
2012-06-16 10:31:44 AM
He didn't want to get his clothes wet while he was searching for his lost ball in the water hazard?
 
2012-06-16 10:33:26 AM

Cybernetic: I have always wondered: when is it proper to use the word, "genitalia," versus the word, "genitals"?


"Genitalia" is a Latin word, like a lot of anatomical terms. It jumped the fence into colloquial English usage as a euphemism, thanks to our habit of using technical terms when everyday ones would sound offensive. "Genitalia" means "externally visible sex organs".

"Genital" is an English adjective derived from the Latin word, and "genitals" is the English noun derived from this.

As a rule of thumb, unless you are speaking in a technical context, it is best to avoid technical terms. So, use "genitals" rather than "genitalia" outside of a clinic or biology lab.
 
2012-06-16 11:23:14 AM
i475.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 12:30:14 PM
I spend most of my free time naked so I'm getting a kick out of these comments.
 
2012-06-16 01:01:29 PM

ShannonKW: Cybernetic: I have always wondered: when is it proper to use the word, "genitalia," versus the word, "genitals"?

"Genitalia" is a Latin word, like a lot of anatomical terms. It jumped the fence into colloquial English usage as a euphemism, thanks to our habit of using technical terms when everyday ones would sound offensive. "Genitalia" means "externally visible sex organs".

"Genital" is an English adjective derived from the Latin word, and "genitals" is the English noun derived from this.

As a rule of thumb, unless you are speaking in a technical context, it is best to avoid technical terms. So, use "genitals" rather than "genitalia" outside of a clinic or biology lab.


Every 6th grader in the country knows what "genitalia" means. You're fine using the word in any context.

People use Latin terms to convey that they're having a serious and informed discussion. Someone that is going to be offended by the word "genitals" is going to be just as offended by the word "genitalia".
 
2012-06-17 01:24:37 AM
Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias.
 
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