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2012-06-15 01:54:08 PM  
As always, special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz: timharrod, phlegmmo, ivan, and Sinto
 
2012-06-15 01:54:23 PM  
Last week's winners:

aaronx 998
maddogdelta 975
The Iron duke 939
olddinosaur 933
nthnasmth 931
Wilcutt 924
scrumpox 916
FuturePastNow 911
vampishlypale 898
drkats 898
 
2012-06-15 01:55:29 PM  
And the easier quiz if this one was too hard for you: Easy Quiz
 
2012-06-15 01:56:05 PM  
I'll put away my genitals when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!

/Yes, I plan on dying with my wang in my hand
 
2012-06-15 01:57:06 PM  
Um, didn't you SEE what I posted in the guy thread?!
 
2012-06-15 01:59:36 PM  
4/11 and for some reason i never do that much better on the easy quiz
 
2012-06-15 02:03:30 PM  
homogoblin.
 
2012-06-15 02:06:17 PM  
And Beerguy jumps out to an early lead.
 
2012-06-15 02:06:42 PM  
I believe I may have read one of those articles. Just guessed at the rest. 7 out of 11 right.

/it's like I was reliving my college years
 
2012-06-15 02:13:04 PM  

Tziva: homogoblin.


Remember that one time there was a TFD-only Fark Quiz? We need one of those, and that should be on the first question.
 
2012-06-15 02:13:25 PM  
5 out of 11. That is abysmal. Oh well....
 
2012-06-15 02:14:33 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Tziva: homogoblin.

Remember that one time there was a TFD-only Fark Quiz? We need one of those, and that should be on the first question.


I do! It was awesome.

I might be good at that quiz. Maybe.
 
2012-06-15 02:15:03 PM  
Final Score:

5 out of 11 correct, total points = 456
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (102 seconds)

Did better last week.
 
2012-06-15 02:16:00 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Tziva: homogoblin.

Remember that one time there was a TFD-only Fark Quiz? We need one of those, and that should be on the first question.


If someone writes up the questions and answers, I'll put it together in the quiz editor. I only see about a dozen TFD threads all week so I'm well out of the loop. The only reason there was one previously is that someone took it upon themselves to write the questions and fake answers and send it to me for uploading.
 
2012-06-15 02:21:20 PM  
Mine would be super skewed for Day Krew. Plus I'd be sad that then I couldn't take it. You should do it, I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey.
 
2012-06-15 02:21:33 PM  

Unfreakable: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Tziva: homogoblin.

Remember that one time there was a TFD-only Fark Quiz? We need one of those, and that should be on the first question.

If someone writes up the questions and answers, I'll put it together in the quiz editor. I only see about a dozen TFD threads all week so I'm well out of the loop. The only reason there was one previously is that someone took it upon themselves to write the questions and fake answers and send it to me for uploading.


Ah yes, I remember utsagrad123 was involved with that last one IIRC. I'm not on TFD as much as I used to be, so I wouldn't be qualified to do something like that either. But it's a thought, something that could be done every once in a while by someone who is usually here during working hours.
 
2012-06-15 02:33:59 PM  
some of you people spend way too much time here.
 
2012-06-15 02:44:05 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Unfreakable: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Tziva: homogoblin.

Remember that one time there was a TFD-only Fark Quiz? We need one of those, and that should be on the first question.

If someone writes up the questions and answers, I'll put it together in the quiz editor. I only see about a dozen TFD threads all week so I'm well out of the loop. The only reason there was one previously is that someone took it upon themselves to write the questions and fake answers and send it to me for uploading.

Ah yes, I remember utsagrad123 was involved with that last one IIRC. I'm not on TFD as much as I used to be, so I wouldn't be qualified to do something like that either. But it's a thought, something that could be done every once in a while by someone who is usually here during working hours.


Yeah, I've been way too busy to do another one. Anyone who wants to volunteer is welcome to do it.
 
2012-06-15 03:00:36 PM  
This quiz is biased against those of us with slow Internet connections.
 
2012-06-15 03:03:12 PM  
How did you know I have more then one genital?

/arches eyebrow
 
2012-06-15 03:03:19 PM  
Clearly I would have done better if I wasn't required to put away my genitals.
 
2012-06-15 03:03:51 PM  

ShawnDoc: This quiz is biased against those of us with slow Internet connections.


Society is biased against those who have slow internet connections.
 
2012-06-15 03:03:52 PM  
542, better then last week at least
 
2012-06-15 03:04:22 PM  
Lucky for me I brought an extra pair of genitals with me today
 
2012-06-15 03:05:08 PM  
By the way I just realized: The quiz goes to 11. Was that a joke that has been hiding in plain sight all this time?
 
2012-06-15 03:05:14 PM  
headline must have been directed at me... I was trying to cheat by writing the answers on my genitals... foiled again!
 
2012-06-15 03:05:52 PM  

calbert: some of you people spend way too much time here.


Says you! :-D
 
2012-06-15 03:06:39 PM  
I hate sour cream too
 
2012-06-15 03:06:52 PM  
but... I need my genitals. Yanno... for genitalling stuff.
 
2012-06-15 03:07:06 PM  
Usual 5/11 on the hard one, but a surprise this week with a 9/10 on the easy one
 
2012-06-15 03:07:31 PM  
Hassan Ben Sobr 927
hubcity 899
jasonvatch 826
Nunpoo 823
Ashtrey 818
Nattering Nabob 817
jarnoldsc 816
cgraves67 815
idiomagic 811
Outtaphase 800

First time on the leaderboard for me!
 
2012-06-15 03:10:38 PM  
If I put on my shoes and zip up my pants, how can I count to 21?
 
2012-06-15 03:13:09 PM  

Rindred: If I put on my shoes and zip up my pants, how can I count to 21?


21? All I can count to is potato.
 
2012-06-15 03:13:18 PM  
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 548

/Yuck.
 
2012-06-15 03:19:06 PM  

Arkanaut: By the way I just realized: The quiz goes to 11. Was that a joke that has been hiding in plain sight all this time?


From day one. If we were gonna do a quiz, it had to go to 11.
 
2012-06-15 03:19:49 PM  
I put away my genitals ... can I still flash my boobies?
 
2012-06-15 03:21:16 PM  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 693

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (152 seconds)

Better than of late, but still not good enought to break onto the leaderboard
 
2012-06-15 03:21:21 PM  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 711
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (118 seconds)
 
2012-06-15 03:21:55 PM  

Spanky McStupid: I put away my genitals ... can I still flash my boobies?


Depends, are you a chick?
 
2012-06-15 03:22:56 PM  

Spanky McStupid: I put away my genitals ... can I still flash my boobies?


I think you'd be the first to take the quiz topless.
 
2012-06-15 03:25:08 PM  
Easy version:
6 out of 10 correct, total points = 529

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (126 seconds)

I did better on the harder one

/that's what she said
 
2012-06-15 03:25:29 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: 4/11 and for some reason i never do that much better on the easy quiz


Final Score:
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 346
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (176 seconds)


I didn't waste anybody's time? I crashed and burned quickly?
 
2012-06-15 03:30:15 PM  

Crewmannumber6: 8 out of 11 correct, total points = 693

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (152 seconds)

Better than of late, but still not good enought to break onto the leaderboard


It helps to be early and a bit lucky.
 
2012-06-15 03:30:25 PM  
I'll take your stupid quiz. But the genitals stay out!
 
2012-06-15 03:30:32 PM  

Unfreakable: And the easier quiz if this one was too hard for you: Easy Quiz


That WAS a lot easier. 8/10 for a 704.


For the hard one, I got 6/11 for ~400somethingorother
 
2012-06-15 03:38:51 PM  
I done, can I take out my genitals now?
They need to breathe.
 
2012-06-15 03:39:11 PM  
Hard: 10 out of 11 correct, total points = 937

Easy: 8 out of 10 correct, total points = 752

WTF, I did better on the hard quiz... How is that even possible?
 
2012-06-15 03:40:56 PM  
These quizzes are full of racial bias and gender-favored wording. I demand that the answers appear next to the questions!
 
2012-06-15 03:42:30 PM  

spentmiles: These quizzes are full of racial bias and gender-favored wording. I demand that the answers appear next to the questions!


Wow, you're still around.
 
2012-06-15 03:42:34 PM  
Having to put away my genitals reminded me of this for some reason: I like my women like I like my computer monitor. Dim, adjustable and covered in cum.
 
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