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2012-06-15 01:47:40 PM  
So?
 
2012-06-15 01:48:33 PM  
Now you know he's a citizen, then?
 
2012-06-15 01:53:56 PM  

Quasar: Now you know he's a citizen, then?


No, because even though they now claim there is no Kenyan connection, he was still born in Kenya, just because.
 
2012-06-15 01:55:16 PM  
JOSEPH MCCARTHY IS DEAD YOU STUPID, MOUTH-BREATHING, KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, TROGLODYTES!!!!

/have you, in the end, no sense of decency?
 
2012-06-15 01:59:16 PM  
Can we petition the FarkMods to add Townhall to the banned list? This is getting ridiculous.
 
2012-06-15 02:00:45 PM  
Oh, go pound salt up your asses...
 
2012-06-15 02:02:30 PM  
Good job, Fartshall.
 
2012-06-15 02:05:19 PM  
I'm a Republican and even I think this article is full of Derp.
 
2012-06-15 02:11:15 PM  

8 inches: I'm a Republican and even I think this article is full of Derp.


radio.foxnews.com
 
2012-06-15 02:16:01 PM  
Let me guess. Corsi, and he cites himself as his own sources?
 
2012-06-15 02:16:36 PM  
This is today's GOP.
 
2012-06-15 02:21:44 PM  
We laugh at Bat Boy.

But people believe this tripe.
 
2012-06-15 02:22:46 PM  
World Nut Daily. Now change the Fark icon for it.
 
2012-06-15 02:29:43 PM  
Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.
 
2012-06-15 02:33:08 PM  
Well, that takes care of the citizenship issue at least.
 
2012-06-15 02:35:24 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.


I am now.
 
2012-06-15 02:49:22 PM  
Damn it, why don't I ever get invites to these orgies?
 
2012-06-15 02:49:42 PM  
"Sex Rebel Black: Memoirs of a Gash Gourmet,"

I lol'd
 
2012-06-15 02:51:17 PM  
So, she was the Commie Bettie Page?
 
2012-06-15 02:59:19 PM  
I sincerely hope this story gets picked up by the main stream media.
 
2012-06-15 03:02:42 PM  

Lucky LaRue: I sincerely hope this story gets picked up by the main stream media.


Tonight on Entertainment Weekly, Mary Hart explains to us how President Obama is really President Pornobama.
 
2012-06-15 03:03:20 PM  
I had no idea Obama and I were brothers.
 
2012-06-15 03:06:35 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I had no idea Obama and I were brothers.


You, him, and Eric Cartman. Probably.
 
2012-06-15 03:08:44 PM  
laf@ PORNObama
 
2012-06-15 03:10:07 PM  
Wow, how low have the Republicans gone down hill to smear his mother's name.
 
2012-06-15 03:10:35 PM  
www.pown.us
 
2012-06-15 03:11:54 PM  

Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.


Why do you have accounts at WND?
 
2012-06-15 03:13:57 PM  
Well, I tried reading the whole thing. It was a strangely written article. It starts by making a bunch of accusations, and then details in depth the inability to actual prove any of the accusations. The best they got seems to be one of the models was named Ann.
 
2012-06-15 03:14:25 PM  

Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.


From the looks of it half the thread over there are farkers now.

Well done.
 
2012-06-15 03:15:03 PM  
Oh shiat. I have never commented ON a World Nut article before. Trolling that shiat is fun! I just created my account. Good times. Good times.
 
2012-06-15 03:15:26 PM  

Lucky LaRue: I sincerely hope this story gets picked up by the main stream media VIVID VIDEO.


Frankly, anything that helps me fap to Obama's death anthropologist mother is helpful.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-06-15 03:15:36 PM  
This really tells you what sort of people these are.
 
2012-06-15 03:15:46 PM  

I_C_Weener: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Why do you have accounts at WND?


It's very easy to create them. Takes 2 seconds.
 
2012-06-15 03:15:58 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: No, because even though they now claim there is no Kenyan connection, he was still born in Kenya, just because.


Lying about having a Kenyan father invalidates your citizenship automatically. McCain wins by retroactive abrogation. It's in the 42 Amendment.
 
2012-06-15 03:16:52 PM  

ShawnDoc: Well, I tried reading the whole thing. It was a strangely written article. It starts by making a bunch of accusations, and then details in depth the inability to actual prove any of the accusations. The best they got seems to be one of the models was named Ann.


Well, that and the badly photoshopped pictures of Ann Dunham in racy lingerie. Bad 'shops are a *kind* of evidence.

I wonder how many gallons of fatboy semen were spilt making those images.
 
2012-06-15 03:17:08 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I just created my account.


I don't think I can do that. Something just won't let me inside.

UNLIKE OBAMA'S MOM!!!!!11!
 
2012-06-15 03:17:12 PM  

James!: I_C_Weener: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Why do you have accounts at WND?

It's very easy to create them. Takes 2 seconds.


Ah. Well google let me post.

I wonder if President Obama will seek a paternity test.
 
2012-06-15 03:18:33 PM  

gilgigamesh: Well, that and the badly photoshopped pictures of Ann Dunham in racy lingerie. Bad 'shops are a *kind* of evidence.


I have no idea what she looked like in the 50's so have no way of telling if that's her in the photos or someone else, photoshoped or not.
 
2012-06-15 03:18:58 PM  

I_C_Weener: James!: I_C_Weener: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Why do you have accounts at WND?

It's very easy to create them. Takes 2 seconds.

Ah. Well google let me post.

I wonder if President Obama will seek a paternity test.


I mean...they did it for President Jefferson.
 
2012-06-15 03:21:17 PM  
Thumbing through old porno mags as "research." It's a living.
 
2012-06-15 03:21:26 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.


OMW
 
2012-06-15 03:22:40 PM  

Triumph: Thumbing through old porno mags as "research." It's a living.


If I was to go into internet porn...not saying I will, but if...I think there is money to be had with vintage porn. A few royalties here and there, but you don't have to worry about an outbreak of HIV ruining your entire business. You just use older pics.

I mean, its a possible business plan.
 
2012-06-15 03:25:41 PM  
FTFA: the same sitting chair and couch, and the same Hi-Fi with jazz records.

I knew it. Its those vile bebop records. Charlie Parker, the Apostle of Satan.
 
2012-06-15 03:28:43 PM  

Triumph: Thumbing through old porno mags as "research." It's a living.


I've done that.

But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."
 
2012-06-15 03:30:01 PM  

Somacandra: Triumph: Thumbing through old porno mags as "research." It's a living.

I've done that.

But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."


Okay. That is so pathetic I don't know where to start. Especially after I realized you didn't mean Daryl Hannah.
 
2012-06-15 03:34:07 PM  
This was pre-Sexual Revolution. She really was progressive.
 
2012-06-15 03:35:22 PM  

I_C_Weener: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Why do you have accounts at WND?


I just "joined". All I'm doing is using my Google account.
 
2012-06-15 03:35:58 PM  

James!: I_C_Weener: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Why do you have accounts at WND?

It's very easy to create them. Takes 2 seconds.


Which one of us is Adrian, the Panty Sniffer?

LULZ
 
2012-06-15 03:36:19 PM  

Somacandra: But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."


Thats worse than the time I had to go through 300 issues of Juggs to find that special edition interview with Michael McDonald.
 
2012-06-15 03:38:00 PM  
I want to post that "People who use ALL CAPS are worse than Hitler" but I'll keep my comments to 2.
 
2012-06-15 03:40:42 PM  

vernonFL: Somacandra: But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."

Thats worse than the time I had to go through 300 issues of Juggs to find that special edition interview with Michael McDonald.


Takin' It To The Sheets, are we?
 
2012-06-15 03:40:57 PM  

I_C_Weener: Okay. That is so pathetic I don't know where to start. Especially after I realized you didn't mean Daryl Hannah.


Yup. I also endured some laughs from a Special Collections librarian when I was caught looking through old Playboys, until I asked her to photocopy for me a June 1959 extended interview with Jack Kerouac entitled "The Origins of the Beat Generation." Smug biatch. I remember coming across an academic book called The Lesbian and Gay Studies Reader at a sex shop in Phoenix. It was my only purchase that day. I'm an academic. Pathetic, yes: but that's how I roll.

I've actually wanted to read Ann Durham's PhD dissertation recently. I know its been reprinted our of interest. Maybe I'll see if my library can order it.
 
2012-06-15 03:42:11 PM  
james Collapse

I appreciate how you guys can go on about what a terrible person Obama in the comments of an article that's accusing his dead mother of being a porn star. Classy as anything.

Kirk M

I wouldn't call her a star. Did you see the photos? Featured player, maybe, but she didn't have the goods to be a star.


SNERK
 
2012-06-15 03:48:05 PM  
I think at this point we're trolling each other.
 
2012-06-15 03:50:16 PM  
You guys are going to trigger an inter-site flame war.

It's going to be glorious.
 
2012-06-15 03:51:33 PM  
I'm in there as KirkM. I even made a passing reference to StormFront just now. I wonder what I would have to do to get kicked out.
 
2012-06-15 03:54:36 PM  
From the Daily Telegraph: One chapter concerns the seduction by Mr Davis and his first wife of a 13-year-old girl called Anne. Mr Davis wrote that it was the girl who had suggested he had sex with her. "I'm not one to go in for Lolitas. Usually I'd rather not bed a babe under 20. "But there are exceptions. I didn't want to disappoint the trusting child. At her still-impressionistic age, a rejection might be traumatic, could even cripple her sexually for life." He then described how he and his wife would have sex with the girl. "Anne came up many times the next several weeks, her aunt thinking she was in good hands. Actually she was. "She obtained a course in practical sex from experienced and considerate practitioners rather than from ignorant insensitive neophytes....I think we did her a favour, although the pleasure was mutual." On other occasions, Mr Davis would cruise in Hawaii parks looking for couples or female tourists to have sex with. He derived sexual gratification from bondage, simulated rape and being flogged and urinated on.

I'm guessing this is the same "Anne" mentioned in the TFA?
 
2012-06-15 03:58:21 PM  
"To understand Obama's plans for America, look no further than communist Frank Marshall Davis."

He fixes the cable?
 
2012-06-15 04:00:11 PM  

Diogenes: vernonFL: Somacandra: But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."

Thats worse than the time I had to go through 300 issues of Juggs to find that special edition interview with Michael McDonald.

Takin' It To The Sheets, are we?


Heh.... What A Fool Believes
 
2012-06-15 04:01:15 PM  

vernonFL: He fixes the cable?


At least according to the Telegraph, he liked getting peed on. In fact, I think that makes R. Kelly president and Barack Obama has to go clean Sarah Palin's toilet.

/haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love....
 
2012-06-15 04:03:37 PM  

Aarontology: You guys are going to trigger an inter-site flame war.

It's going to be glorious.


We're going to turn them around like Little Green Footballs.

OK. Maybe not. But I'm having fun. It's like Neo battling all the Agent Smiths at once. Except all the Agent Smiths are SkinnyHead.
 
2012-06-15 04:05:01 PM  
That's either a complete troll headline, in which case I'm not clicking, or the article is completely unhinged and probably followed by unhinged comments eating it up, in which case I'm not clicking.
 
2012-06-15 04:05:26 PM  
I've had sex with a girl who believes in pretty much any conspiracy theory. Does that make me batshiat crazy?
 
2012-06-15 04:07:22 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: That's either a complete troll headline, in which case I'm not clicking, or the article is completely unhinged and probably followed by unhinged comments eating it up, in which case I'm not clicking.


It makes the Weekly World News look respectable. All it's missing is Bat Boy and Elvis. Which, I'm sorry to say, are egregious oversights!
 
2012-06-15 04:12:06 PM  

downstairs: I've had sex with a girl who believes in pretty much any conspiracy theory. Does that make me batshiat crazy?


It makes you farking crazy.
 
2012-06-15 04:15:57 PM  

exick: Lando Lincoln: I had no idea Obama and I were brothers.

You, him, and Eric Cartman. Probably.


And Barney Stinson.
 
2012-06-15 04:17:56 PM  

Diogenes: OK. Maybe not. But I'm having fun. It's like Neo battling all the Agent Smiths at once. Except all the Agent Smiths are SkinnyHead.


LAWL!
 
2012-06-15 04:21:01 PM  
Wow, that gave me a headache.

When did Alex Jones buy WND?
 
2012-06-15 04:21:55 PM  
I think I would have to post the N-word to get banned over there. I've said some horrible things. Kind of losing the fun actually.
 
2012-06-15 04:29:36 PM  

downstairs: I've had sex with a girl who believes in pretty much any conspiracy theory. Does that make me batshiat crazy?


I've had those thoughts sometimes. "Is it contagious?"
 
2012-06-15 04:30:21 PM  

James!: I think at this point we're trolling each other.


AOP already trolled me.
 
2012-06-15 04:31:39 PM  

James!: I think at this point we're trolling each other.


I hope to god you are right.

How can any human be this stupid?
 
2012-06-15 04:47:10 PM  
Sure, why not?
 
2012-06-15 04:50:14 PM  
BFD subby. He's still POTUS and your pathetic ass is in your mother's basement listening to hear her try to bang the pizza guy.
 
2012-06-15 04:58:24 PM  

keylock71: Oh, go pound salt up your asses...


I can supply the salt if you can supply the asses.

i58.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 04:59:00 PM  
Know who George Bush's father was? George Bush.
 
2012-06-15 05:00:22 PM  

CommieTaoist: Damn it, why don't I ever get invites to these orgies?


You have to donate at least $10,000
 
2012-06-15 05:00:52 PM  
So Ron Jeremy is president and Barack Obama has to work the night shift as a jizz-mopper.
 
2012-06-15 05:01:14 PM  

downstairs: I've had sex with a girl who believes in pretty much any conspiracy theory. Does that make me batshiat crazy?


Careful that you don't catch derpes.
 
2012-06-15 05:01:26 PM  
I was wandering through some random forums and some of the posters were whining about all the trolls on Free Republic and World Net Daily and I thought, my God, how can you tell? I mean, I can tell because I'm self-aware at this point, but anyone who believes this crap hasn't evolved past the fungal stage.

/maybe that's why there seem to be so many of them
//spores and all
 
2012-06-15 05:02:38 PM  
So, he's not half-Kenyan after all. I guess we can stop worrying about his birth certificate.
 
2012-06-15 05:03:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: JOSEPH MCCARTHY IS DEAD YOU STUPID, MOUTH-BREATHING, KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, TROGLODYTES!!!!

/have you, in the end, no sense of decency?


Depends ... is a sense of decency a symptom of psychosis?
 
2012-06-15 05:05:32 PM  
I love how this in the WND comments they are saying this proves even more that he is not a citizen even though it would prove the opposite.
 
2012-06-15 05:06:33 PM  

CommieTaoist: Damn it, why don't I ever get invites to these orgies?


You aren't missing much. Just some webbites shouting "I'm almost there!" For 3 hours and a bunch of trots splitting into smaller and smaller groups until its just 30 people masturbating in a room.
 
2012-06-15 05:06:34 PM  

Lunaville: So, he's not half-Kenyan after all. I guess we can stop worrying about his birth certificate.


No check out the comments on the page. They say it proves he is not a citzen even more.

Logic has no bearing in their arguments.
 
2012-06-15 05:08:21 PM  

Diogenes: It makes the Weekly World News look respectable. All it's missing is Bat Boy and Elvis. Which, I'm sorry to say, are egregious oversights!


Remember when "Ed Anger" was satire? (at least I think it was satire)
 
2012-06-15 05:08:40 PM  

Ned Stark: just 30 people masturbating in a room.


So basically just a Fark party then?
 
2012-06-15 05:10:15 PM  
WTF are these people smoking?

//I want some
 
2012-06-15 05:10:24 PM  
Did WND just call Obama's mom a whore?
 
2012-06-15 05:11:07 PM  
From the comments

Um, THOSE people always do it with each other, irregardless of relationships. Look at Dunham's gaping mouth and then look at Moochelle's. Its obvious to those who seek the truth.

lulz

They're pretty openly racist, irregardless of what they want you to believe
 
2012-06-15 05:11:43 PM  

gilgigamesh: ShawnDoc: Well, I tried reading the whole thing. It was a strangely written article. It starts by making a bunch of accusations, and then details in depth the inability to actual prove any of the accusations. The best they got seems to be one of the models was named Ann.

Well, that and the badly photoshopped pictures of Ann Dunham in racy lingerie. Bad 'shops are a *kind* of evidence.

I wonder how many gallons of fatboy semen were spilt making those images.


That was some bad Photoshopping. I would think whoever is selling this book is dangerously close to lawsuit territory.
 
2012-06-15 05:14:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.


I was tempted to make a well hung joke, but I'd rather not run into the Secret Service again.
 
2012-06-15 05:14:21 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: That's either a complete troll headline, in which case I'm not clicking, or the article is completely unhinged and probably followed by unhinged comments eating it up, in which case I'm not clicking.


It would appear that Corsi has been trolling, quite masterfully, the slack-jawed rubes that make up the readership of WND. Which naturally isn't that difficult, them being, you know, rubes with slack jaws.

/he gets bonus points for snaring some Farkers in the net.
 
2012-06-15 05:14:25 PM  
so, Basically, the GOP has resorted to "Your mother's a whore."
 
2012-06-15 05:15:20 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-06-15 05:16:30 PM  
This takes the "yo momma" meme to a new low.
 
2012-06-15 05:16:36 PM  
FTA: "Did Obama build his political career on a fairy tale that his father was a Kenyan who grew up herding goats?"

Yes, of course he did. It was the obvious thing to do, since nothing screams "fast track to political success in the US" louder than being the son of a Kenyan goatherd.

/quit reading there
//glad I left the page up though so they wouldn't get a 2nd click when I went back to watch y'all troll each other
 
2012-06-15 05:17:15 PM  

All_Farked_Up: WTF are these people smoking?

//I want some


bath salts and crank
 
2012-06-15 05:18:33 PM  
Seriously..... Why would I give a shiat?

I'm descended from thieves and whores myself... Yet that doesn't keep me from doing my job well.

It's crap like this that may just garner Obama enough sympathy to get reelected if people view it as part of just another "smear campaign." Personally I would hope that no Republicans are behind this revelation and this is just some farktard trying to sell some books. Romney may have a chance to win this election if he keeps it clean and can keep his fellow Republicans from talking any more trash about women.

Shiat like this isn't helping anyone
 
2012-06-15 05:19:12 PM  
HA HA HA

this.content.served.by.adshuffle.com

You have joined the annals of Floor Humping Man, and Pick-up Secrets the Liberal Media Doesn't Want You to Know.
 
2012-06-15 05:19:25 PM  

highendmighty: Did WND just call Obama's mom a whore?


yep :)
 
2012-06-15 05:19:44 PM  
You people who are trolling WND's boards are going to unleash a terrible business.

This has nothing to do with any sort of internet site warfare or blocking, it has to do with introducing a new level of noise into an echo chamber where everyone already believes wholeheartedly whatever agreeable noises they hear. And if they hear something that's just a little more extreme, but they like it, then they'll accept it, and it will become their truth, and it will spread.

It may be all fun and games now, but three weeks from now when you see in a board somewhere your carefully crafted derps bouncing around happily, resonating with the local wharrgarbling knuckle-breathers, being passed around like the gospel truth, and even embellished to a level you thought wouldn't have flown, then you'll know that there is no hope for a significant chunk of humanity, and nothing can be done to reverse the situation.

Yeah, it'll still be lulzy, but I'm just sayin'.
 
2012-06-15 05:20:06 PM  
In the sex novel that Davis claimed was autobiographical, he describes a swinging lifestyle in which he and his wife had sex numerous times with an underage girl named "Anne," a figure very suggestive of Obama's mother.

Holy FARK!!! This is the only Ann that has ever existed, this is the proof we needed that Obama was actually the son of an American father AND mother and born in...

Hey, wait a minute, is he a Kenyan or a Kansan now? And what about farking Hawaii?

Can you stupid people at least TRY top stay on the same page?
 
2012-06-15 05:20:09 PM  

Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.


Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.
 
2012-06-15 05:20:33 PM  
"The Davis house is an English Tudor architectural style dwelling, very uncommon for the Hawaii islands," Gilbert told WND. "There are no similar houses in the neighborhood or anywhere else that I visited in Hawaii."

English Tudor! What more evidence do you sheeple need to conclude that he's a communist?
 
2012-06-15 05:20:37 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: Seriously..... Why would I give a shiat?

I'm descended from thieves and whores myself... Yet that doesn't keep me from doing my job well.

It's crap like this that may just garner Obama enough sympathy to get reelected if people view it as part of just another "smear campaign." Personally I would hope that no Republicans are behind this revelation and this is just some farktard trying to sell some books. Romney may have a chance to win this election if he keeps it clean and can keep his fellow Republicans from talking any more trash about women.

Shiat like this isn't helping anyone


But Republicans never condemn this crap. We've had lots of Republicans who give a nod and wink to the birther crap still.
 
2012-06-15 05:21:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: So Ron Jeremy is president and Barack Obama has to work the night shift as a jizz-mopper.


Well, if Ron Jeremy is President somebody is sure as hell going to have to mop jizz on the night shift.
 
2012-06-15 05:21:45 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: Seriously..... Why would I give a shiat?

I'm descended from thieves and whores myself... Yet that doesn't keep me from doing my job well.

It's crap like this that may just garner Obama enough sympathy to get reelected if people view it as part of just another "smear campaign." Personally I would hope that no Republicans are behind this revelation and this is just some farktard trying to sell some books. Romney may have a chance to win this election if he keeps it clean and can keep his fellow Republicans from talking any more trash about women.

Shiat like this isn't helping anyone


What's he gonna run on, his record?its left of Obama! Mud is all he's got.

This election was going to be dirty even without citizens united.
 
2012-06-15 05:22:16 PM  
www.wnd.com

Do they even have a single feature in common? Or is this just one of those '"they" all look same' things?
 
2012-06-15 05:22:49 PM  
I'm not sure who I'm more pissed off at... the people who make up this shiat or the idiots who believe it.
 
2012-06-15 05:23:22 PM  

ongbok: That was some bad Photoshopping. I would think whoever is selling this book is dangerously close to lawsuit territory.


Difficulty: In the US, you cannot libel the dead. A publication has essentially unlimited ability to write whatever it wants, regardless of outlandishness, about a dead person, without fear of repercussion.
 
2012-06-15 05:23:30 PM  

CommieTaoist: Ned Stark: just 30 people masturbating in a room.

So basically just a Fark party then?


More women, less beer.
 
2012-06-15 05:23:41 PM  

Mikey1969: Can you stupid people at least TRY top stay on the same page?


Consistency is so passé; it restricts their narrative. If they had to care whether today's truth flew completely in the face of yesterday's truth, they wouldn't get anything done.
 
2012-06-15 05:23:51 PM  

Crabs_Can_Polevault: It may be all fun and games now, but three weeks from now when you see in a board somewhere your carefully crafted derps bouncing around happily, resonating with the local wharrgarbling knuckle-breathers, being passed around like the gospel truth, and even embellished to a level you thought wouldn't have flown, then you'll know that there is no hope for a significant chunk of humanity, and nothing can be done to reverse the situation.

Yeah, it'll still be lulzy, but I'm just sayin'.


Never compromise. Not even in the face of Derpageddon.
 
2012-06-15 05:25:24 PM  
Don't you hate when you know it is a wnd link. But you can't be sure because the mobile browser does not show the site icon. And you worry might of infected your phone with stupid
 
2012-06-15 05:26:28 PM  

BritneysSpeculum: 8 inches: I'm a Republican and even I think this article is full of Derp.

[radio.foxnews.com image 640x442]


That should be a third party symbol, of actual conservatives.
 
2012-06-15 05:27:26 PM  

Garaba: Don't you hate when you know it is a wnd link. But you can't be sure because the mobile browser does not show the site icon. And you worry might of infected your phone with stupid


It says what the sit is just under the headline in the comments thread.

/save the phones
 
2012-06-15 05:27:50 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: keylock71: Oh, go pound salt up your asses...

I can supply the salt if you can supply the asses.

[i58.photobucket.com image 640x853]


That's a lot of salt O.o
 
2012-06-15 05:28:37 PM  

Dog Welder: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.


It pulled my full, real name from Google, regrettably. Maybe I'll get some fun hate mail!

/christopher riccardi
 
2012-06-15 05:29:35 PM  
Does this mean Obama is automatically Peter North?
 
2012-06-15 05:30:56 PM  

highendmighty: Did WND just call Obama's mom a whore?


They've been pushing that for a while now, with their "Obama might be an US citizen but his REAL father is Malcolm X or it's etc etc."

See, she was such a whore who loved black cock so much she literally slept with HUNDREDS of black men so we can't even be sure which one is his father. This line of reasoning works well with crackers like that because it appeals to not only their racism and sexism but also their "religious morals."
 
2012-06-15 05:31:18 PM  

BKITU: ongbok: That was some bad Photoshopping. I would think whoever is selling this book is dangerously close to lawsuit territory.

Difficulty: In the US, you cannot libel the dead. A publication has essentially unlimited ability to write whatever it wants, regardless of outlandishness, about a dead person, without fear of repercussion.


Didn't know that. Even so this is just disgusting to lie about somebodies dead mother in this way. But a part of me wants the birthers to absolutely run with this and be loud about it. If going around using photoshooped pictures to claim somebody's dead mother was a whore doesn't drive sane people away from the GOP, nothing will.
 
2012-06-15 05:32:28 PM  

CygnusDarius: Satanic_Hamster: keylock71: Oh, go pound salt up your asses...

I can supply the salt if you can supply the asses.

[i58.photobucket.com image 640x853]

That's a lot of salt O.o


We need it for your nuts.

soundfxnow.com
 
2012-06-15 05:33:01 PM  

CygnusDarius: Satanic_Hamster: keylock71: Oh, go pound salt up your asses...

I can supply the salt if you can supply the asses.

[i58.photobucket.com image 640x853]

That's a lot of salt O.o


To be fair, it's a lot of large, cavernous asses that need filling.
 
2012-06-15 05:33:36 PM  

CygnusDarius: Satanic_Hamster: keylock71: Oh, go pound salt up your asses...

I can supply the salt if you can supply the asses.

[i58.photobucket.com image 640x853]

That's a lot of salt O.o


I think these people need quite a bit of pounding, to be honest.
 
2012-06-15 05:33:48 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: See, she was such a whore who loved black cock so much she literally slept with HUNDREDS of black men so we can't even be sure which one is his father.


The only safe assumption is that they are all the father.
 
2012-06-15 05:33:53 PM  
I wonder how many of these people were santorum supporters.
And weather any know about the santorum family's political leanings back in Italy.
 
2012-06-15 05:34:55 PM  
A DNA test with his siblings in Kenya would do the trick, no?

This is how that Manchurian Candidate movie should have went down....a sleeper cell President.
 
2012-06-15 05:35:33 PM  

Dog Welder: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.


Agreed.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-15 05:36:04 PM  
Obama's real daddy was Shaft!
 
2012-06-15 05:36:17 PM  

sprawl15: Satanic_Hamster: See, she was such a whore who loved black cock so much she literally slept with HUNDREDS of black men so we can't even be sure which one is his father.

The only safe assumption is that they are all the father.


Maury Povich, please pick up the white courtesy phone....
 
2012-06-15 05:36:26 PM  
And, whose mom didn't do that?
 
2012-06-15 05:36:49 PM  
Goodness. Did she listen to jazz too?
 
2012-06-15 05:37:10 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Dog Welder: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

Agreed.


Why britian?
 
2012-06-15 05:40:14 PM  

jso2897: Obama's real daddy was Shaft!


SHUT YO MOUTH!
 
2012-06-15 05:40:29 PM  

Somacandra: But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."


Considering I'm running a Modern Rock radio station that regards "NYCNY" as a classic track, this post is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-06-15 05:40:37 PM  
That is the LAST time I will click on a WND link! Of all the lowdown farktardery...
 
2012-06-15 05:41:08 PM  

Garaba: Don't you hate when you know it is a wnd link. But you can't be sure because the mobile browser does not show the site icon. And you worry might of infected your phone with stupid


Yeah, but this one was worth the click even knowing it because it so completely contradicts the whole Birther thing that they firmly embrace. They are now officially endorsing two wildly divergent conspiracy theories about the same farking conspiracy!!! The best comedy writers in the world can't make this shiat up.

For once a WND link was worth it for the lulz... I think the stupid washes out of your phone, too, just run it trough the dishwasher... :-)
 
2012-06-15 05:42:31 PM  

torr5962: A DNA test with his siblings in Kenya would do the trick, no


Why would Obama need to submit to a DNA test?
 
2012-06-15 05:43:12 PM  

Shaggy_C: [www.wnd.com image 340x170]

Do they even have a single feature in common? Or is this just one of those '"they" all look same' things?


Not a damn thing. Their hairlines look... similar, though not exact, and that's the only thing that's even vaguely similar about them.

So I have no idea what they're on about.
 
2012-06-15 05:45:41 PM  
Someone needs to tell WND that not all Africans look the same. Obama is obviously partly East African but these are the same people who think Hispanic kids look Asian so I'm not surprised.
/I like reading crazy shiat as much as the next guy but these shiatiots are so damn mean-spirited and hateful. Could you imagine their butt-hurt if Huffington Post had an article about Rmoney's mother being a whore?
 
2012-06-15 05:46:10 PM  

BKITU: jso2897: Obama's real daddy was Shaft!

SHUT YO MOUTH!


He's just talkin' bout Shaft.
 
Bf+
2012-06-15 05:48:12 PM  

bwilson27: BKITU: jso2897: Obama's real daddy was Shaft!

SHUT YO MOUTH!

He's just talkin' bout Shaft.


Then we can dig it.
 
2012-06-15 05:52:47 PM  

Bf+: bwilson27: BKITU: jso2897: Obama's real daddy was Shaft!

SHUT YO MOUTH!

He's just talkin' bout Shaft.

Then we can dig it.


Damn right.
 
2012-06-15 05:53:47 PM  

Mikey1969: Holy FARK!!! This is the only Ann that has ever existed, this is the proof we needed that Obama was actually the son of an American father AND mother and born in...


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-15 05:56:32 PM  
Giggity?
 
2012-06-15 06:01:49 PM  

Triumph: Thumbing through old porno mags as "research." It's a living.


I'd rather eat earwigs out of an old dumpster full of radioactive waste.

50-year old porno mags [shudder]
 
2012-06-15 06:02:38 PM  
jaspertolbler-
"you must be a liberal, this is a very serious issue. Do you realize that the president's mother could have handled more cack then KFC? Obama's father could be a combination of many communists and black panther activists. The nazis did very simliar types of experiments combining genetics to create super men, this is the soros funded black theologist's version of just that."
oldearl-
"i believe,, you are all missing the point.and are ignoring the truth,,i have believed for some time that Barry is actually Frank Marshall Davis Jr.it just took WND and it's contributors a little longer to figure this stuff out.
shelter in place"
pinkie.ponychan.net

Yet this made me laugh
Kirk MCollapse-Frank Marshall Davis Jr? Is he going to do a little dance for us? Get a glass eye?
 
2012-06-15 06:02:58 PM  

CommieTaoist: Damn it, why don't I ever get invites to these orgies?



Given what your typical swingers look like, you wouldn't want to go if said invite were to occur.
 
2012-06-15 06:03:49 PM  

Dog Welder: Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.


That would be me. Kirk is my real name. Glad they didn't pull my last name, although it does start with M. I thought it would pull my yahoo email name, but it did not.
 
2012-06-15 06:04:30 PM  

Ned Stark: thisisyourbrainonFark: Dog Welder: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

Agreed.

Why britian?


Hmmm, because you're laying back and need something to think about? I have no idea what you're inquiring about ...
 
2012-06-15 06:06:18 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Dog Welder: Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

That would be me. Kirk is my real name. Glad they didn't pull my last name, although it does start with M. I thought it would pull my yahoo email name, but it did not.


Well, you get a [golfclap.jpg] for your fine work.

I suggest we make this the SOP for every Townhall, American Thinker and WND link posted- troll the everloving shiat out of it.
 
2012-06-15 06:08:25 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: That would be me. Kirk is my real name.


i372.photobucket.com

Awesome.
 
2012-06-15 06:12:04 PM  
Buck ofama?
 
2012-06-15 06:14:36 PM  
demotivationalpost.com
 
2012-06-15 06:14:54 PM  

Cyclometh: AdolfOliverPanties: Dog Welder: Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

That would be me. Kirk is my real name. Glad they didn't pull my last name, although it does start with M. I thought it would pull my yahoo email name, but it did not.

Well, you get a [golfclap.jpg] for your fine work.

I suggest we make this the SOP for every Townhall, American Thinker and WND link posted- troll the everloving shiat out of it.


They tend to be trolling grounds for me. :P im the subby on this one. I used to argue with them but I figured out it's much more fun to pull up in a bus, put "crazyville" on the marquee and see who will jump off as i drive it off a cliff.
 
2012-06-15 06:16:25 PM  

Gyrfalcon: 50-year old porno mags [shudder]


Pubic hair hadn't even been invented yet
 
2012-06-15 06:18:26 PM  
Heh....long-form porno.

I'm pretty sure that a lot of us are talking to each other over there.
 
2012-06-15 06:19:59 PM  

naughtyrev: Heh....long-form porno.

I'm pretty sure that a lot of us are talking to each other over there.


yeah ;) in a way that's great.. WND exists to sell nonsense to these fools, may as well shiat the bed
 
2012-06-15 06:23:04 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Can we petition the FarkMods to add Townhall to the banned list? This is getting ridiculous.


t0.gstatic.com

It is tiem.
 
2012-06-15 06:26:19 PM  
www.hostingbytes.us
Definitive proof!!
 
2012-06-15 06:26:47 PM  
Barry Husqvarna Sombrero Fartbongo......That made me giggle.
 
2012-06-15 06:26:49 PM  

themindiswatching: So?


^Voice of the left.
 
2012-06-15 06:29:24 PM  
They're really trying their darnedest to get Obama to lose his composure aren't they? I'm amazed, actually, at how calm he seems. I could never run for office for many reasons. One of which is a really bad temper. Particularly where my family's concerned.
 
2012-06-15 06:32:30 PM  
Camroncrazy1984:
Why would Obama need to submit to a DNA test?

Havent you heard? All the Presidents are doing it.
 
2012-06-15 06:34:16 PM  

2damnfunny.com

 
2012-06-15 06:39:07 PM  
Hello, allow me to introduce myself, I'm Mr. Never WND Clicky.

I come a long line of Never WND Clickys.
 
2012-06-15 06:41:34 PM  

Cyclometh: AdolfOliverPanties: Dog Welder: Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

That would be me. Kirk is my real name. Glad they didn't pull my last name, although it does start with M. I thought it would pull my yahoo email name, but it did not.

Well, you get a [golfclap.jpg] for your fine work.

I suggest we make this the SOP for every Townhall, American Thinker and WND link posted- troll the everloving shiat out of it.


You guys are Anonymous moles, aren't you?
NTTAWWT.
 
2012-06-15 06:46:08 PM  
i252.photobucket.com

^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.
 
2012-06-15 06:46:34 PM  
Jesus, this is reaching Christopher Guest Mockumentary levels of derp now.
 
2012-06-15 06:47:49 PM  

KingPsyz: [2damnfunny.com image 340x1100]



I wonder if that girl is hot now.
 
2012-06-15 06:50:26 PM  

The_Sponge: KingPsyz: [2damnfunny.com image 340x1100]


I wonder if that girl is hot now.


She wasn't then, so why would she be hot now?
 
2012-06-15 06:52:21 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Ned Stark: thisisyourbrainonFark: Dog Welder: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

Agreed.

Why britian?

Hmmm, because you're laying back and need something to think about? I have no idea what you're inquiring about ...


The Maximum Trolling picture - the brightly lit image overlaying the computer is of Great Britain & Ireland.
 
2012-06-15 06:52:22 PM  
"Jerome R. Corsi, a Harvard Ph.D."

He went to Harvard and wrote this?
 
2012-06-15 06:55:19 PM  
Are "communist" orgies ones planned by the central government?
 
2012-06-15 06:56:48 PM  

Corvus: Are "communist" orgies ones planned by the central government?


No, but they do end in a large scale purge.
 
2012-06-15 06:56:50 PM  

bwilson27: The_Sponge: KingPsyz: [2damnfunny.com image 340x1100]


I wonder if that girl is hot now.

She wasn't then, so why would she be hot now?


i2.kym-cdn.com

 
2012-06-15 06:58:47 PM  

BKITU: ongbok: That was some bad Photoshopping. I would think whoever is selling this book is dangerously close to lawsuit territory.

Difficulty: In the US, you cannot libel the dead. A publication has essentially unlimited ability to write whatever it wants, regardless of outlandishness, about a dead person, without fear of repercussion.


John Wayne liked to dress up as a girl and molest children while strangling puppies.
 
2012-06-15 07:00:28 PM  

fusillade762: BKITU: ongbok: That was some bad Photoshopping. I would think whoever is selling this book is dangerously close to lawsuit territory.

Difficulty: In the US, you cannot libel the dead. A publication has essentially unlimited ability to write whatever it wants, regardless of outlandishness, about a dead person, without fear of repercussion.

John Wayne liked to dress up as a girl and molest children while strangling puppies.


While St. Regan fellated him
 
2012-06-15 07:02:15 PM  

cchris_39: [i252.photobucket.com image 206x237]

^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.


*points and laughs*
 
2012-06-15 07:02:31 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Ned Stark: thisisyourbrainonFark: Dog Welder: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

Agreed.

Why britian?

Hmmm, because you're laying back and need something to think about? I have no idea what you're inquiring about ...


outlined in front of the computer in thi pic you posted. its a map of the british isles....
 
2012-06-15 07:10:29 PM  

naughtyrev: thisisyourbrainonFark: Ned Stark: thisisyourbrainonFark: Dog Welder: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

Agreed.

Why britian?

Hmmm, because you're laying back and need something to think about? I have no idea what you're inquiring about ...

The Maximum Trolling picture - the brightly lit image overlaying the computer is of Great Britain & Ireland.


Ned Stark: thisisyourbrainonFark: Ned Stark: thisisyourbrainonFark: Dog Welder: Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.

Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.

Damn, that's hilarious stuff.

Agreed.

Why britian?

Hmmm, because you're laying back and need something to think about? I have no idea what you're inquiring about ...

outlined in front of the computer in thi pic you posted. its a map of the british isles....


Huh, I've seen the meme pic a million times and never noticed it (and still don't).
 
2012-06-15 07:10:50 PM  
Hmm, maybe this is why so many on the right wing seem so outraged all the time. They think the liberals are all having wild orgies and they are never invited.
 
2012-06-15 07:11:00 PM  

gilgigamesh: *points and laughs*


You don't see striking similarities? Then let me point and laugh right back!

Mind you, I couldn't care less about the article. I wouldn't vote for him if Ronald Reagan was his Dad.
 
2012-06-15 07:13:56 PM  
My favorite part of WND threads is telling them to speak English, this is America.
 
2012-06-15 07:14:35 PM  

Thrag: Hmm, maybe this is why so many on the right wing seem so outraged all the time. They think the liberals are all having wild orgies and they are never invited.


Well, we are, and they aren't invited. For God's sake, have you seen the average Teahadist? You think we want to stick in that?
 
2012-06-15 07:19:11 PM  
Frank Marshall Davis was American...so problem solved!


Can someone NOT be president if their mother might have slept around with unsavory types? I was not aware that was in the Constitution. I should think the Bush family connection to Nazis would be a bigger issue.
 
2012-06-15 07:21:10 PM  

cchris_39: gilgigamesh: *points and laughs*

You don't see striking similarities? Then let me point and laugh right back!

Mind you, I couldn't care less about the article. I wouldn't vote for him if Ronald Reagan was his Dad.


Don't fear the blacksnake, son. It can't hurt you.
 
2012-06-15 07:23:38 PM  
Is there really so little going against Obama right now that the GOP is reduced to "yo mama" insults?
 
2012-06-15 07:26:49 PM  

netweavr: Is there really so little going against Obama right now that the GOP is reduced to "yo mama" insults?


I hope Trump finds this one
 
2012-06-15 07:27:16 PM  
You know, i may be rusty on the rules, but i do believe calling someone's momma a 'ho, much less someone's deceased momma, to say nothing of dissing a black man's momma, is carte blanche for the son of the momma n question to lay upon you the beat down of your natural life
 
2012-06-15 07:27:57 PM  
A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"
 
2012-06-15 07:29:44 PM  
Don't the Republicans know that it's exactly this sort of curiosity that can lead to dancing and cavorting with negroes?
 
2012-06-15 07:31:32 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: My favorite part of WND threads is telling them to speak English, this is America.


Heh. Noticed that years ago; the people who are the biggest advocates of Speaking English for Everything Everywhere all seem to have the worst English.
 
2012-06-15 07:32:17 PM  
i140.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 07:39:21 PM  
Naturally this confirms that Obama is a ruthless dictator because Jerome Corsi is really dead. Joseph Farrah has covered it up by hiring a Jerome Look Alike who he forces to memorize all of Jerome's Tripe.
 
2012-06-15 07:39:39 PM  
Gilbert reports he has recently discovered racy photos in vintage fetish and bondage magazines of Obama's mother

Dude is a pervert.

Joel Gilbert's "Dreams from My Real Father" is on sale now at WND's Superstore

Dude is a pornographer.
 
2012-06-15 07:41:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: JOSEPH MCCARTHY IS DEAD YOU STUPID, MOUTH-BREATHING, KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, TROGLODYTES!!!!

/have you, in the end, no sense of decency?


uh, no.
 
2012-06-15 07:45:14 PM  

tomWright: [i140.photobucket.com image 392x46]


No. This thread is worthless without ponies.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-06-15 07:47:08 PM  
Yeah, I went to a few of Marshall's. Not the best I've been to, not the worst.

The problem is, political types usually don't host quality orgies; politics keep getting in the way. Marshall's a communist, right? So, because I'm very much bourgeoisie, I had to be on the "receiving end" of a bunch of working class types.

Now don't get me wrong, I love catching, I love throwing. Good either way. But the way he arranged it just felt so lifeless and forced. Apparently the prole railing me actually preferred to be on the bottom, but his opinion didn't matter since Marshall wanted to subvert tradition class hierarchy (Marshall's arrangement was also pretty problematic in terms of gender roles, but that's a whole 'nother can of worms.).
 
2012-06-15 07:50:17 PM  

bwilson27: She wasn't then, so why would she be hot now?


You gotta be careful of that. We had one girl in my class who was always just a tad chunky and a bit clumsy and got teased unmercifully. She came back from summer my senior year and it was like her fairy godmother got the magic wand out and turned the dial up to gorgeous. Of course, she immediately jammed her nose far into the air, but I could sympathize actually....
 
2012-06-15 07:53:01 PM  

Brick-House: A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a gay bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"


missed one
 
2012-06-15 07:54:08 PM  
My life is so empty. I have never been invited to a drug fueled communist orgy.
 
2012-06-15 08:01:27 PM  
Corsi went to Harvard? I demand an investigation. Need pics of the diploma. Someone call Sheriff Joe cause we got another case.
 
2012-06-15 08:02:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Triumph: Thumbing through old porno mags as "research." It's a living.

I'd rather eat earwigs out of an old dumpster full of radioactive waste.

50-year old porno mags [shudder]


The pinup stuff is great art... Bettie Paige, that kind of stuff. it wouldn't be as bad as 50 minutes worth of WND, that's for sure.
 
2012-06-15 08:12:17 PM  

Harry_Seldon: My life is so empty. I have never been invited to a drug fueled communist orgy.


Get a bartending job in Los Angeles.
 
2012-06-15 08:18:51 PM  

Kurmudgeon: bwilson27: She wasn't then, so why would she be hot now?

You gotta be careful of that. We had one girl in my class who was always just a tad chunky and a bit clumsy and got teased unmercifully. She came back from summer my senior year and it was like her fairy godmother got the magic wand out and turned the dial up to gorgeous. Of course, she immediately jammed her nose far into the air, but I could sympathize actually....


I had a friend in high school who was a late bloomer. She had no natural appetite and constantly forgot to eat. She was rail thin, straight up and down, with no curves at all. Come prom, there were plenty of girls that weren't asked. A few asked someone themselves. Me, I got shot down once and decided I wasnt' going. My poor friend kept asking people. It became horrible to witness. No one would go with her. Then, when we were 21, she suddenly bloomed. It was like someone flipped a switch or something. I mean, she was still slender, but suddenly she had hips and breasts. It was interesting to watch the same guys that had snubbed her in high school come sniffing around and gratifying to see her reject them in favor a guy she'd met at college.
 
2012-06-15 08:19:14 PM  
Dear World Nut(bag) Daily,

Please eat your own head and crap it out.
 
2012-06-15 08:22:53 PM  
Serious question:

If I kill my Facebook blocker, pop that sucker open, and read all that sh*t,
am I gonna die?

And if not "die", is it gonna drive me insane, like some HP Lovecraftian foulness from beyond?
 
Ehh
2012-06-15 08:24:31 PM  
thamike: Harry_Seldon: My life is so empty. I have never been invited to a drug fueled communist orgy.

Get a bartending job in Los Angeles.

I'll just leave this here.
 
2012-06-15 08:26:50 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: tomWright: [i140.photobucket.com image 392x46]

No. This thread is worthless without ponies.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 640x465]


This image is almost as confusing as the article. That says a lot.
 
2012-06-15 08:27:18 PM  

Kittypie070: Serious question:

If I kill my Facebook blocker, pop that sucker open, and read all that sh*t,
am I gonna die?

And if not "die", is it gonna drive me insane, like some HP Lovecraftian foulness from beyond?


It makes you go bald on your head and grow ass-hair at an alarming rate.
 
2012-06-15 08:32:40 PM  

Shaggy_C: [www.wnd.com image 340x170]

Do they even have a single feature in common? Or is this just one of those '"they" all look same' things?


they're both blah?
 
2012-06-15 08:37:03 PM  

cchris_39: gilgigamesh: *points and laughs*

You don't see striking similarities? Then let me point and laugh right back!


I'm laughing at you because you are apparently able to turn on a computer but you don't know what photoshop is.
 
2012-06-15 08:42:42 PM  
Whoa.

A cat with a bare noggin and 40 feet of sudden hindquarter hair.

WHOOOAAA. NO THANKS.

I'd rather go smoke some really bad weed.
 
2012-06-15 08:42:53 PM  

gilgigamesh: cchris_39: gilgigamesh: *points and laughs*

You don't see striking similarities? Then let me point and laugh right back!

I'm laughing at you because you are apparently able to turn on a computer but you don't know what photoshop is.


I was trying to dissect it through a GIS, which led me to this jewel of the digital backwater.
 
2012-06-15 08:45:29 PM  

cchris_39: ^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.


You'd have to be retarded to think that. I mean literally retarded. Everything you list is completely wrong.

i.imgur.com

1. Same bone structure: FALSE; most noticeably in the chin. The Dunham yearbook photo demonstrates a much more narrow, elongated chin than the skinflick picture. The distance between the base of the chin and the bottom lip is also noticeably (like by the naked eye level noticeably) much farther down than in the picture on the right.

2. Same narrow mouth: FALSE; the picture on the left has a mouth that is wider and thinner in height than the picture on the left.

3. Same eye distance: FALSE; measuring the eye proportions from inner corner to inner corner as a total ratio of the width of the face from hairline to hairline demonstrates that the picture on the left has a ratio of 1:4 and the picture on the right has a ratio of 1:3.4, meaning the picture on the right has wider-set eyes (which is consistent with visible observation of the pictures that the left picture has a much more narrow bone structure).
i.imgur.com

4. Same deviated septum: FALSE; basic at a glance looking at the picture demonstrates that the picture on the right contains no deviated septum at all, the nose is perfectly straight, while the photo on the left has a massively deviated septum (as all photos of Dunham, such as this one, show).

Furthermore:

5. The neck in the photo on the left is noticeably longer than the photo on the right.

6. The hairline is noticeably different, with the photo on the left having a much higher brow than the photo on the right (especially noticeable in the distance to the hairline where Dunham's bangs do not cover them on the upper left portion of the yearbook photo).

7. The eyes in the photo on the right have a prominent arch in the upper lid and a flat or nearly flat lower lid. The photo on the right has eyes with a softer arch to the upper lid, and a similar soft arch to the lower lid.

8. The philtrum (the medial cleft underneath the nose) in the yearbook photo shows a teardrop or semi-teardrop shape (especially noticeable in the shadow cast on the right side), while the photo on the right side shows a straight philtrum.

You are literally wrong about everything, and even if you weren't wrong about everything, there's still sufficient things for you to be wrong about in all the ways they don't match. Unless Ann Dunham had plastic surgery to make porno, to the point of altering her hairline, padding her bone structure on her face and neck, getting her eyelids altered, repairing her deviated septum, altering her philtrum, etc., and, on top of that, had it all undone when she was finished making farkflicks since future pictures of her demonstrate the same facial structure as the yearbook photo, only a complete moron would find this in any way legitimate.
 
2012-06-15 08:45:55 PM  
Alright, who narc'd?
 
2012-06-15 08:47:44 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: cchris_39: ^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.

You'd have to be retarded to think that. I mean literally retarded. Everything you list is completely wrong.

[i.imgur.com image 409x234]

1. Same bone structure: FALSE; most noticeably in the chin. The Dunham yearbook photo demonstrates a much more narrow, elongated chin than the skinflick picture. The distance between the base of the chin and the bottom lip is also noticeably (like by the naked eye level noticeably) much farther down than in the picture on the right.

2. Same narrow mouth: FALSE; the picture on the left has a mouth that is wider and thinner in height than the picture on the left.

3. Same eye distance: FALSE; measuring the eye proportions from inner corner to inner corner as a total ratio of the width of the face from hairline to hairline demonstrates that the picture on the left has a ratio of 1:4 and the picture on the right has a ratio of 1:3.4, meaning the picture on the right has wider-set eyes (which is consistent with visible observation of the pictures that the left picture has a much more narrow bone structure).
[i.imgur.com image 409x234]

4. Same deviated septum: FALSE; basic at a glance looking at the picture demonstrates that the picture on the right contains no deviated septum at all, the nose is perfectly straight, while the photo on the left has a massively deviated septum (as all photos of Dunham, such as this one, show).

Furthermore:

5. The neck in the photo on the left is noticeably longer than the photo on the right.

6. The hairline is noticeably different, with the photo on the left having a much higher brow than the photo on the right (especially noticeable in the distance to the hairline where Dunham's bangs do not cover them on the upper left portion of the yearbook photo).

7. The eyes in the photo on the right have a prominent arch in ...


I may or may not have just posted the first half over there. Let's see what happens.
 
2012-06-15 08:57:56 PM  
All old timey white chicks look alike! Some must have been Obama's mom! Quod erat demonstrandum! The right-wingers are always right!
 
2012-06-15 08:58:03 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Dr. Mojo PhD: cchris_39: ^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.

You'd have to be retarded to think that. I mean literally retarded. Everything you list is completely wrong.

[i.imgur.com image 409x234]

1. Same bone structure: FALSE; most noticeably in the chin. The Dunham yearbook photo demonstrates a much more narrow, elongated chin than the skinflick picture. The distance between the base of the chin and the bottom lip is also noticeably (like by the naked eye level noticeably) much farther down than in the picture on the right.

2. Same narrow mouth: FALSE; the picture on the left has a mouth that is wider and thinner in height than the picture on the left.

3. Same eye distance: FALSE; measuring the eye proportions from inner corner to inner corner as a total ratio of the width of the face from hairline to hairline demonstrates that the picture on the left has a ratio of 1:4 and the picture on the right has a ratio of 1:3.4, meaning the picture on the right has wider-set eyes (which is consistent with visible observation of the pictures that the left picture has a much more narrow bone structure).
[i.imgur.com image 409x234]

4. Same deviated septum: FALSE; basic at a glance looking at the picture demonstrates that the picture on the right contains no deviated septum at all, the nose is perfectly straight, while the photo on the left has a massively deviated septum (as all photos of Dunham, such as this one, show).

Furthermore:

5. The neck in the photo on the left is noticeably longer than the photo on the right.

6. The hairline is noticeably different, with the photo on the left having a much higher brow than the photo on the right (especially noticeable in the distance to the hairline where Dunham's bangs do not cover them on the upper left portion of the yearbook photo).

7. The eyes in the photo on the right have a pro ...


They will tell you to stop throwing facts at them, claim that your are attacking them, call you a brainwashed idiot, and then say what you have to say doesn't matter because you are a Liberal.
 
2012-06-15 08:59:42 PM  

ongbok: They will tell you to stop throwing facts at them, claim that your are attacking them, call you a brainwashed idiot, and then say what you have to say doesn't matter because you are a Liberal


So far, pretty close.
 
2012-06-15 09:02:47 PM  

Harry_Seldon: My life is so empty. I have never been invited to a drug fueled communist orgy.


Well mark this down as your lucky day. Happens every Friday around here.

You don't mind the livestock do you?
 
2012-06-15 09:05:30 PM  

rohar: Harry_Seldon: My life is so empty. I have never been invited to a drug fueled communist orgy.

Well mark this down as your lucky day. Happens every Friday around here.

You don't mind the livestock do you?



Mostly, I like my livestock medium well.
 
2012-06-15 09:06:03 PM  
So, this is what the DERP brigade is reduced to? Their arguments have gone past derp, gone past conspiracy theories, and gone past racism...right to "Yo momma".

They really have got NOTHING, huh?
 
2012-06-15 09:06:19 PM  

ongbok: They will tell you to stop throwing facts at them, claim that your are attacking them, call you a brainwashed idiot, and then say what you have to say doesn't matter because you are a Liberal.


"A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits."
--Woodrow Wilson

/second time I got to use that quote this week
 
2012-06-15 09:07:44 PM  

Harry_Seldon: rohar: Harry_Seldon: My life is so empty. I have never been invited to a drug fueled communist orgy.

Well mark this down as your lucky day. Happens every Friday around here.

You don't mind the livestock do you?


Mostly, I like my livestock medium well.


Necrophiliac huh?

/ya sick bastard!
 
2012-06-15 09:10:41 PM  
 
2012-06-15 09:11:37 PM  

rohar: Harry_Seldon: My life is so empty. I have never been invited to a drug fueled communist orgy.

Well mark this down as your lucky day. Happens every Friday around here.

You don't mind the livestock do you?


I know the Tea Baggers wouldn't mind, with all of the chicken farking they have been doing lately.
 
2012-06-15 09:13:20 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: You'd have to be retarded to think that. I mean literally retarded. Everything you list is completely wrong.


Oh, and let's not forget that in every photo of Ann Dunham, her eyes reflect a dark colour, while the picture rumoured to be of her show a very pale iris. Well, either that or her irises actually shrunk but left behind traces of themselves. Or she decided to wear contacts, and while I don't know when tinted rigid lenses were invented, I do know that tinted soft lenses were introduced in 1981 by CibaVision, when Dunham would have been 39 years old.
 
2012-06-15 09:13:52 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Quasar: Now you know he's a citizen, then?

No, because even though they now claim there is no Kenyan connection, he was still born in Kenya, just because.


Yet they keep calling him Canadian for some reason.
 
2012-06-15 09:18:33 PM  

burning_bridge: "Jerome R. Corsi, a Harvard Ph.D."

He went to Harvard and wrote this?


Isn't he the guy that said McCain was served up hotel rooms and hookers while a POW?
 
2012-06-15 09:19:41 PM  
Well there is a small , no a huge hole in the story ! I'm a pub and I hate lies period !

There's a hole in this story so big you could sail the Nimitz through it.

The fetish pictures and nudie pictures of "allegedly Ann Dunham" were clearly taken in the same setting at about the same time. Same earrings, same picture on the wall, same blond toy doll on the back of the couch, same or matching table lamp. Now, Exotique magazine (as far as I can gather in researching it) did not publish nudes, but clearly the entire set was taken at the same house at about the same time.

IF those fetish pictures of "allegedly Ann Dunham" appear in Exotique magazine, they did so before 1960. Exotique was published in New York by Leonard Burtman between 1955 and 1959. The Dunham family didn't move to Hawaii until 1960.

IF "allegedly Ann Dunham" really is the 13-to-17-year-old Stanley Ann Dunham, the pictures were not taken in Hawaii, and were not taken by Frank Marshall Davis.
 
2012-06-15 09:23:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ongbok: They will tell you to stop throwing facts at them, claim that your are attacking them, call you a brainwashed idiot, and then say what you have to say doesn't matter because you are a Liberal

So far, pretty close.


Yep, I'm reading it and it's comedy gold. Apparently empirical measurements of biometrics are now "Alinsky tactics" mean to purport that Ann Dunham was a virgin (he seems to seriously think that if Ann Dunham didn't star in porn movies, then it necessarily follows that all liberals (who, by necessity, understand that at some point Ann Dunham had Barack Obama Sr.'s wang inside of her), think she was a virgin). farking lunatics and losers over there.
 
2012-06-15 09:33:10 PM  
The comments make my eyes water.
 
2012-06-15 09:43:55 PM  

larry00: Well there is a small , no a huge hole in the story ! I'm a pub and I hate lies period !

There's a hole in this story so big you could sail the Nimitz through it.

The fetish pictures and nudie pictures of "allegedly Ann Dunham" were clearly taken in the same setting at about the same time. Same earrings, same picture on the wall, same blond toy doll on the back of the couch, same or matching table lamp. Now, Exotique magazine (as far as I can gather in researching it) did not publish nudes, but clearly the entire set was taken at the same house at about the same time.

IF those fetish pictures of "allegedly Ann Dunham" appear in Exotique magazine, they did so before 1960. Exotique was published in New York by Leonard Burtman between 1955 and 1959. The Dunham family didn't move to Hawaii until 1960.

IF "allegedly Ann Dunham" really is the 13-to-17-year-old Stanley Ann Dunham, the pictures were not taken in Hawaii, and were not taken by Frank Marshall Davis.


For birthers, time is not linear. For example:

"How powerful is Obama? Well, he beat the conservative of all conservatives Alan Keyes for the senate race in Illinois. Granted, Keyes is not from Illinois, he was sent there to run against Barack. But hey, Barack is not 'from' Illinois either. He was born in Hawaii before it was a state. Hmmm, it was a territory of the US, but not yet a state. Hmmm again."

Link

The fact that Hawaii actually became a state two years before Obama was born doesn't matter. What matters is that people can be fooled by wild assertions.
 
2012-06-15 09:44:06 PM  

KingPsyz: fusillade762: BKITU: ongbok: That was some bad Photoshopping. I would think whoever is selling this book is dangerously close to lawsuit territory.

Difficulty: In the US, you cannot libel the dead. A publication has essentially unlimited ability to write whatever it wants, regardless of outlandishness, about a dead person, without fear of repercussion.

John Wayne liked to dress up as a girl and molest children while strangling puppies.

While St. Regan fellated him


Truth is an absolute defense to defamation...
 
2012-06-15 10:07:37 PM  

HighOnCraic: Link


o_O

I don't know what's scarier:

He is playing the "race card", changing colors to suit his audience.

When Barack talks to black audiences, he talks "ebonic" to show his black brothers he is one of them. "Yassah, vote fo me, and I'll keep those welfaya checks a commin'. I'm with y'all, heah?"


The fact that:

A) They believe Ebonics sounds like a minstrel show porch negro.
B) They don't know what Ebonics actually sounds like but are sure he's using it anyway.
C) They think that all blacks are on welfare and can only be appealed to that way.
D) The fact that despite A through C, they seriously believe it's Obama playing the race card.
E) Idiots still believe if you call this racist, which it clearly is, you're calling all criticism of Obama racist, even if race isn't an issue.
 
2012-06-15 10:13:04 PM  
I'd hate to be part of an orgy that WASN'T sex- crazed. Enthusiasm is an important part of such activities. Otherwise you might as well just keep your clothes on and play Jenga.
 
2012-06-15 10:16:35 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: HighOnCraic: Link

o_O

I don't know what's scarier:

He is playing the "race card", changing colors to suit his audience.

When Barack talks to black audiences, he talks "ebonic" to show his black brothers he is one of them. "Yassah, vote fo me, and I'll keep those welfaya checks a commin'. I'm with y'all, heah?"

The fact that:

A) They believe Ebonics sounds like a minstrel show porch negro.
B) They don't know what Ebonics actually sounds like but are sure he's using it anyway.
C) They think that all blacks are on welfare and can only be appealed to that way.
D) The fact that despite A through C, they seriously believe it's Obama playing the race card.
E) Idiots still believe if you call this racist, which it clearly is, you're calling all criticism of Obama racist, even if race isn't an issue.


What's scarier is that I first saw the linked story on

Dr. Mojo PhD: HighOnCraic: Link

o_O

I don't know what's scarier:

He is playing the "race card", changing colors to suit his audience.

When Barack talks to black audiences, he talks "ebonic" to show his black brothers he is one of them. "Yassah, vote fo me, and I'll keep those welfaya checks a commin'. I'm with y'all, heah?"

The fact that:

A) They believe Ebonics sounds like a minstrel show porch negro.
B) They don't know what Ebonics actually sounds like but are sure he's using it anyway.
C) They think that all blacks are on welfare and can only be appealed to that way.
D) The fact that despite A through C, they seriously believe it's Obama playing the race card.
E) Idiots still believe if you call this racist, which it clearly is, you're calling all criticism of Obama racist, even if race isn't an issue.


There's a lot to scared of in that link.

Obama was educated in "Ivy League" schools.

/Love the scare quotes! "OMG! He's an elitist!"
//There's so much more, but it's Friday night...
 
2012-06-15 10:23:04 PM  
*puke*

This kind of blatant racism on 21st century: I did not think was possible. makes me sick in my stomach.
 
2012-06-15 10:25:39 PM  

mayIFark: *puke*

This kind of blatant racism on 21st century: I did not think was possible. makes me sick in my stomach.


Fake orgies are racist now?

Go find a trash can to puke in and relax.
 
2012-06-15 10:26:28 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: Everything you list is completely wrong


I like how both of you went on for some length without looking at the earlobes. The one on the right appear attached, the left detached. Obama's are detached. Obama's father's are detached.

/I learned it from House, so YMMV
 
2012-06-15 10:27:34 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: *puke*

This kind of blatant racism on 21st century: I did not think was possible. makes me sick in my stomach.

Fake orgies are racist now?

Go find a trash can to puke in and relax.


I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?
 
2012-06-15 10:27:46 PM  

Crabs_Can_Polevault: You people who are trolling WND's boards are going to unleash a terrible business.

This has nothing to do with any sort of internet site warfare or blocking, it has to do with introducing a new level of noise into an echo chamber where everyone already believes wholeheartedly whatever agreeable noises they hear. And if they hear something that's just a little more extreme, but they like it, then they'll accept it, and it will become their truth, and it will spread.

It may be all fun and games now, but three weeks from now when you see in a board somewhere your carefully crafted derps bouncing around happily, resonating with the local wharrgarbling knuckle-breathers, being passed around like the gospel truth, and even embellished to a level you thought wouldn't have flown, then you'll know that there is no hope for a significant chunk of humanity, and nothing can be done to reverse the situation.

Yeah, it'll still be lulzy, but I'm just sayin'.


I don't know, I posted the following on Freep and it didn't come back to me:

"Some interesting facts about Obama:

-Executive order 13544, establishes national control over healthcare. Ostensibly it is only to be used in the instance of bioterrorism causing a major outbreak of disease.

-People of African descent are naturally immune (or at the very least resistant) to malaria due to their sickle-shaped red blood cells.

-Obama's Black Liberation Theology church and well-known history with Islamic Schools share some common themes, such as those seen in the Nation of Islam.

-Nation of Islam believes darker-skinned people are genetically superior.

-Marxism, which is found entrenched in Black Liberation Theology, Nation of Islam, and Obama's history traditionally include symbols such as the color red, and the hammer and the sickle.

-Shortly after ACORN and White liberal guilt placed Obama in the White House, a new, more deadly form of malaria was discovered Africa.

Seeing a pattern? Obama, taught by his many radical, muslim, and liberal mentors that his dark skin is makes him superior to other races certainly can! The new Malaria, many times more deadly and aerosolized, is the perfect means for Obama's domestic terrorist brownshirts to poison our nation. The holy red sickle cells of what he believes is the "master race" will protect his people. Obama's complete control of the nations hospitals and doctor's offices can ensure that hospitals are too busy giving addicts and welfare mamas free healthcare to save the lives of the "inferior" population of "lesser races." As you know, the first step towards forcing martial law is to fake an attack, and once he "reduces the population to a managable level" it will be too late to stop his maxist ideology from being forced upon the nation.

America is at risk! Don't let this threat be dismissed!"

Of course this was during Glenn Beck's reign.
 
2012-06-15 10:29:28 PM  

mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?


You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2012-06-15 10:31:14 PM  
Dr. Mojo PhD:

Been gone awhile just getting back on.

There are other photos that lack the crazy long neck and Abe Lincoln chin.

Link

But, good post and much appreciated. I was hoping somebody good at measuring things like that would make a run at it.
 
2012-06-15 10:33:15 PM  
I am waiting for the story where they report that Obama is not an eligible to be president because he went back in time and impregnated his mother with himself. It seems just as reasonably as anything else they say.
 
2012-06-15 10:35:31 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Just because we don't make up inane alternate histories for the purposes of equivocation...

There actually is a history of "miscegenators = sexual deviants = orgies and whoredoms" in the evolution of racism. But I'm pretty sure MayIFark was talking about the comment section. It's got some ripe, smelly little pieces of racist garbage. And it isn't ALL trolling.
 
2012-06-15 10:37:32 PM  

TheBigJerk: MayIFark was talking about the comment section. It's got some ripe, smelly little pieces of racist garbage.


If that's the case, then I would expect those are the types of dipshiats who would visit that particular website. Trash.
 
2012-06-15 10:38:06 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-15 10:48:19 PM  

wildcardjack: I like how both of you went on for some length without looking at the earlobes.


I looked at the earlobes but from the photos in question, I couldn't actually tell which tended to be which. The photo on the right appears to my eye to have detached earlobes as well (note the skin sticking out from under the earring), but I don't know if the earrings are a confounding factor or not (ie: if they're sufficiently heavy to be pulling an attached lobe down far enough to appear detached).
 
2012-06-15 10:55:48 PM  

Brick-House: A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"


Now Republicans are stealing jokes from Republicans that joke about Romney?

/I get it, the right has one slightly funny joke...gotta milk it.
 
2012-06-15 10:58:35 PM  

pippi longstocking: All old timey white chicks look alike! Some must have been Obama's mom! Quod erat demonstrandum! The right-wingers are always right!


Hey, I thought it was Liz Taylor.
 
2012-06-15 11:01:17 PM  

Sabyen91: Brick-House: A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"

Now Republicans are stealing jokes from Republicans that joke about Romney?

/I get it, the right has one slightly funny joke...gotta milk it.


My absolute favourite metric for how out-of-tune right-wingers are re: humour is going to any righty site and seeing how many finish a sarcastic sentence with "Not."

It speaks so clearly to the mentality of them that it's unbelievable. It's like they saw people laughing at the "not" jokes in Borat, didn't realize the actual joke was how culturally detached the character was to be unable to master 25-year-old valley-girl-level humour, and just began repeating it thinking that if they copied a modern representation of a joke that got laughs, they too would be funny, all without ever understanding the subtle layers of humour.

What's really perplexing is that so many of them do it.
 
2012-06-15 11:04:01 PM  

HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]


Lex Steele totally gaped Barbara Bush.
 
2012-06-15 11:05:32 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: Sabyen91: Brick-House: A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"

Now Republicans are stealing jokes from Republicans that joke about Romney?

/I get it, the right has one slightly funny joke...gotta milk it.

My absolute favourite metric for how out-of-tune right-wingers are re: humour is going to any righty site and seeing how many finish a sarcastic sentence with "Not."

It speaks so clearly to the mentality of them that it's unbelievable. It's like they saw people laughing at the "not" jokes in Borat, didn't realize the actual joke was how culturally detached the character was to be unable to master 25-year-old valley-girl-level humour, and just began repeating it thinking that if they copied a modern representation of a joke that got laughs, they too would be funny, all without ever understanding the subtle layers of humour.

What's really perplexing is that so many of them do it.


That's what she said!
 
2012-06-15 11:09:53 PM  

Sabyen91: HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]

Lex Steele totally gaped Barbara Bush.


i161.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 11:11:53 PM  

HighOnCraic: Sabyen91: HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]

Lex Steele totally gaped Barbara Bush.

[i161.photobucket.com image 260x378]


You are very welcome.

/I feel bad. Here you go.

mimg.ugo.com

/The mind bleach, not the shirt message.
 
2012-06-15 11:23:23 PM  

Sabyen91: /I feel bad. Here you go.


Apology accepted!
 
2012-06-15 11:47:38 PM  

downstairs: I've had sex with a girl who believes in pretty much any conspiracy theory. Does that make me batshiat crazy?


No, but it makes you bedsheet crazy.
 
2012-06-15 11:57:24 PM  
I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?
 
2012-06-15 11:59:48 PM  
Original research ahead:

I looked up the book on scribd.

Chapter 7:Page 72:

"Credit her mixture for that. She's Chinese, English, Jew, and West Indian Negro."
-referring to Anne, presumably the stand-in for Obama's mother.

I don't know about the pictures as I've done no research on it, but the book's "Anne" discussed in chapter 7 and presumably the one he is arguing is her, would not racially be similar to Anne Dunham. Also the story was set in the early 1940s. During the time he'd have bedded Anne, there is no mention of a similar sounding girl in the book.

The book is worthless as far as proving anything other than the guy was into a lot of kink.
 
2012-06-16 12:01:04 AM  

Coelacanth: I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?


Real or not it is WND. Computer virus or brain virus...I would avoid it.
 
2012-06-16 12:03:28 AM  

Coelacanth: I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?


Likely from their advertisers. This may come as a shock to you, but WND doesn't attack top tier advertisers. Or even bottom tier advertisers. NO legitimate company wants to advertise there. So some times there's a few malware/virus sights that get cycled into their advertising/banner cycle.

Of course, this is Obama's fault.
 
2012-06-16 12:06:02 AM  

Sabyen91: Coelacanth: I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?

Real or not it is WND. Computer virus or brain virus...I would avoid it.


Don't worry, I will.

But from what I gather, this is an attack on Obama's mom?

Even if I was one of Rush Limbaugh's loyalist dittoheads, I'd never attack anybody's mother. If I was Obama, I'd be sending WND 'journalists' to Gitmo.
 
2012-06-16 12:11:09 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: cchris_39: ^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.

You'd have to be retarded to think that. I mean literally retarded. Everything you list is completely wrong.

[i.imgur.com image 409x234]

1. Same bone structure: FALSE; most noticeably in the chin. The Dunham yearbook photo demonstrates a much more narrow, elongated chin than the skinflick picture. The distance between the base of the chin and the bottom lip is also noticeably (like by the naked eye level noticeably) much farther down than in the picture on the right.

2. Same narrow mouth: FALSE; the picture on the left has a mouth that is wider and thinner in height than the picture on the left.

3. Same eye distance: FALSE; measuring the eye proportions from inner corner to inner corner as a total ratio of the width of the face from hairline to hairline demonstrates that the picture on the left has a ratio of 1:4 and the picture on the right has a ratio of 1:3.4, meaning the picture on the right has wider-set eyes (which is consistent with visible observation of the pictures that the left picture has a much more narrow bone structure).
[i.imgur.com image 409x234]

4. Same deviated septum: FALSE; basic at a glance looking at the picture demonstrates that the picture on the right contains no deviated septum at all, the nose is perfectly straight, while the photo on the left has a massively deviated septum (as all photos of Dunham, such as this one, show).

Furthermore:

5. The neck in the photo on the left is noticeably longer than the photo on the right.

6. The hairline is noticeably different, with the photo on the left having a much higher brow than the photo on the right (especially noticeable in the distance to the hairline where Dunham's bangs do not cover them on the upper left portion of the yearbook photo).

7. The eyes in the photo on the right have a prominent arch in ...


Doc, what kind of a doc are you in real life?
 
2012-06-16 12:19:14 AM  
Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose. Obama senior was being groomed for world leadership whereas Davis was a struggling pornographer.
 
2012-06-16 12:29:43 AM  
These people scraped through the damn bottom of the barrel six months ago!

I think they're trying to beat the Mohole thing.
 
2012-06-16 12:29:43 AM  

Coelacanth: Sabyen91: Coelacanth: I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?

Real or not it is WND. Computer virus or brain virus...I would avoid it.

Don't worry, I will.

But from what I gather, this is an attack on Obama's mom?

Even if I was one of Rush Limbaugh's loyalist dittoheads, I'd never attack anybody's mother. If I was Obama, I'd be sending WND 'journalists' to Gitmo.


It is the birther...birthplace. They are insane. They are apparently going beyond the birf certificate.
 
2012-06-16 12:33:07 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose. Obama senior was being groomed for world leadership whereas Davis was a struggling pornographer.



You are a disgusting human being and a waste of oxygen.
 
2012-06-16 12:36:14 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is.


From the same fine political affiliation that brought us this:

i.imgur.com

But don't you dare call them racist!
 
2012-06-16 12:39:58 AM  
I'm so tired of these insane people dominating the news cycle.

Someone needs to put something hilarious in the coffee pots.
 
2012-06-16 12:44:26 AM  

intelligent comment below: Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose. Obama senior was being groomed for world leadership whereas Davis was a struggling pornographer.


You are a disgusting human being and a waste of oxygen.


He works for Karl Rove.
 
2012-06-16 12:47:53 AM  

Kittypie070: I'm so tired of these insane people dominating the news cycle.

Someone needs to put something hilarious in the coffee pots.


Fluorine, Uranium, two parts Nitrogen, and Yttrium is pretty FUNNY. Would that work for you?
 
2012-06-16 12:52:32 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is.

From the same fine political affiliation that brought us this:

[i.imgur.com image 500x534]

But don't you dare call them racist!


What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.
 
2012-06-16 12:53:50 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is.

From the same fine political affiliation that brought us this:

[i.imgur.com image 500x534]

But don't you dare call them racist!

What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.


You aren't fun. Just stop.
 
2012-06-16 12:55:21 AM  

cchris_39: [i252.photobucket.com image 206x237]

^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.


i860.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 01:00:38 AM  

maldinero: cchris_39: [i252.photobucket.com image 206x237]

^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.

[i860.photobucket.com image 504x323]


Good call.
 
2012-06-16 01:00:51 AM  

HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]


Well god knows I'm going to need a lobotomy to remove it now that you brought it up.

[gaaaaaack]
 
2012-06-16 01:06:50 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.


Putting aside the obvious racism and the notion that any woman that slept with one black man must be a) a slut and b) therefore had sex with lots of black men aspect of it for a moment, let's explore further proof that beyond your strong Klan leanings, you're also a complete moron.

I won't explain alleles and hormonally-controlled melanocyte activity and how that can have little to no bearing on the skin colour of a child born to light-skinned and dark-skinned people, and we'll skip right over heritability and mutations.

We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.

Instead enjoy this picture of twin girls, and realize how stupid you are:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-16 01:26:39 AM  
URK!!

Fluorine, Uranium, two parts Nitrogen, and Yttrium!?

I was thinking more along the lines of jimson weed or mescaline or maybe both.
 
2012-06-16 01:26:50 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.

Putting aside the obvious racism and the notion that any woman that slept with one black man must be a) a slut and b) therefore had sex with lots of black men aspect of it for a moment, let's explore further proof that beyond your strong Klan leanings, you're also a complete moron.

I won't explain alleles and hormonally-controlled melanocyte activity and how that can have little to no bearing on the skin colour of a child born to light-skinned and dark-skinned people, and we'll skip right over heritability and mutations.

We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.

Instead enjoy this picture of twin girls, and realize how stupid you are:
[i.imgur.com image 317x463]


Sounds like you are a DNA denier. Evolution is scaaaaary.

A child with recessive traits being born to mixed race couple is non sequitur.
 
2012-06-16 02:08:02 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Sounds like you are a DNA denier. Evolution is scaaaaary.


Indeed. Coming from the guy that thinks:

Noam Chimpsky: A child with recessive traits being born to mixed race couple is non sequitur.


...race is a dominant/recessive trait (as opposed to polygenic), that's fairly rich. If a black man, any black man, had multiple recessive skin colour genes (that is, those that would not cause melanin to express itself) to a partner equally so inclined, his baby would be white as fark.

Not to mention you seem to be deriding the value of twin studies, one of the most important tools in understanding genetic inheritance, behaviour, and a slew of other issues on how genes express themselves, which figures since you just got raped using the most simple form of twin study I can possibly imagine.

That's not even considering the fact that of the many genes which actually control racial phenotype, there isn't a single one that doesn't have carriers that can be expressed as a two-digit percentage among the minority population. Especially if you're considering the fact that Kenya has faced long-term colonial periods upping the odds of actually introducing European genotypes these and your point, that a mixed-race black/white coupling wouldn't or more precisely couldn't produce a white baby, even when ruling out albinism, becomes even more profoundly retarded.
 
2012-06-16 02:30:16 AM  
Heeeeeeeeeere Chimpsky, come get this nice yttrium laced banana.

BTW, what do you think of anchor babies?
 
2012-06-16 03:43:08 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.
 
2012-06-16 04:06:45 AM  

Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.


Or sane. I lean towards sane.
 
2012-06-16 04:15:08 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /have you, in the end, no sense of decency?


It's WingNutDaily. Doesn't that answer your question?

/NGTRTFA
 
2012-06-16 04:24:10 AM  
Has our political system devolved into "your mama ..." jokes?

If so, we should let Kindergardeners vote. They have all the information they need (and most of us adults use) to make a rational informed decision.

Up next: the brilliant strategy of the "I'm rubber, your glue" rebuttal.
 
2012-06-16 04:41:53 AM  

Neeek: Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.

Or sane. I lean towards sane.


We all like to be defended by our peers, but methinks you missed the joke.
 
2012-06-16 04:54:40 AM  
This is precisely WHY we need a so-called "intellectual elite", because in a true "democracy of ideas" ignorance, speculation and hearsay are granted the same credence and credibility as facts, theories and educated guesses.
 
2012-06-16 05:05:01 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: Neeek: Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.

Or sane. I lean towards sane.

We all like to be defended by our peers, but methinks you missed the joke.



Oh. Yeah. I blame the 6th vodak.
 
2012-06-16 05:40:12 AM  
People, this is stupid.

However, despite your deepest fantasies WND is not the GOP, and no one believes this crap or would consider it relevant if it WERE true. Even here on fark and no one is even trolling PRETENDING they believe this?

The first five pages of this thread is just liberals talking about how stupid the GOP is to believe this, when no one who isnt trolling you would believe this, including the article's author.

/ If WND is the GOP, the ACLU newsletter gets to be the official word of the Dems.
 
2012-06-16 06:37:37 AM  

I sound fat: / If WND is the GOP, the ACLU newsletter gets to be the official word of the Dems.


DEAL!
 
2012-06-16 06:55:26 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: Sounds like you are a DNA denier. Evolution is scaaaaary.

Indeed. Coming from the guy that thinks:

Noam Chimpsky: A child with recessive traits being born to mixed race couple is non sequitur..


Only when both parents are mixed race is that twin scenario possible. That wasn't the case with Obama as his mother was not mixed race. You posted a picture of apples to explain oranges.
 
2012-06-16 06:56:50 AM  
Wow, these people's hatred of Obama is bordering on psychopathic.
 
2012-06-16 07:15:34 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD:
C) They think that all blacks are on welfare and can only be appealed to that way.
.


Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare? What are these awesome Democrat tenets besides welfare that blacks love so much?
 
2012-06-16 07:33:30 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Only when both parents are mixed race is that twin scenario possible.


Obama's also not a twin. What's your point? It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the notion that African and European skin colour genes can sometimes, in rare circumstances, hit either end of a Bell curve and produce a child as white as one parent or as black as the other instead of the far more statistically likely probability that each parent will produce some of the many genes that express as skin colour in the phenotype. Throw in the fact that "mixed race" can go back to some fairly distance ancestry still carried around, and you're talking pretty farking stupid.

Which makes this statement of yours:

Noam Chimpsky: If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.


Absolutely farking 100% wrong.

So, you're wrong. You've had your little diversion, but you're wrong. Wrong about everything. You tried it as a little diversion to escape your racist tirade, it failed, it showed you as profoundly stupid, and you're wrong. The end.

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is.


Noam Chimpsky: Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare?



And you're still racist. Let's not forget that.
 
2012-06-16 07:39:52 AM  
Going after a guys dead mother.. yep thats going to work out for ya righties.
 
2012-06-16 08:06:53 AM  

gaspode: Going after a guys dead mother.. yep thats going to work out for ya righties.


It's ok. Different rules apply when the president is blah.

Seriously though, I think WingNutDerp has reached it's nadir. It can't possibly get any lower than this, save going after his kids.


/I wouldn't put it past these crazy f*ckers though.
 
2012-06-16 08:37:10 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose. Obama senior was being groomed for world leadership whereas Davis was a struggling pornographer.


Congratulations! You have just earned "retarded red" with this post!

Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.

Putting aside the obvious racism and the notion that any woman that slept with one black man must be a) a slut and b) therefore had sex with lots of black men aspect of it for a moment, let's explore further proof that beyond your strong Klan leanings, you're also a complete moron.

I won't explain alleles and hormonally-controlled melanocyte activity and how that can have little to no bearing on the skin colour of a child born to light-skinned and dark-skinned people, and we'll skip right over heritability and mutations.

We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.

Instead enjoy this picture of twin girls, and realize how stupid you are:
[i.imgur.com image 317x463]

Sounds like you are a DNA denier. Evolution is scaaaaary.

A child with recessive traits being born to mixed race couple is non sequitur.


And this one solidifies it!

Now would you kindly STFU and GB2 Stormfront?
 
2012-06-16 08:41:16 AM  
Davis was just a guy living in the neighborhood. Obama just bumped into him a couple of times by coincidence. They never stood next to each other at any communist parties.
 
2012-06-16 08:59:23 AM  
Commies do not have mothers.

/Known fact.
 
2012-06-16 10:02:45 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

CHECKMATE, LIBS!
 
2012-06-16 10:12:18 AM  
The most interesting thing about this whole thing is how it reflects what the right-wing finds offensive. Republicans are big into the projectionism, and it's interesting to see how they keep going about this when they don't have a few media outlets prepared to code and play to these insecurities.

Sex, apparently, is something Republicans' fear. Look at the above: there is nothing about that statement that shows that they enjoy sexual intercourse at all. It's all about power: the fear of a man not to know for certain his child's true lineage, the power a woman supposedly holds over a man with that knowledge, and fear of actual sex and the ways it can be performed. Yeah, they're trying to upset Obama, so they look at their own supposed morals (which change depending on who their nominee is..but I digress) and do the opposite. Hence, their logic goes 'I fear this, so Obama must fear this, therefore this is something that will anger him.' It goes beyond the initial childishness of 'yo momma' and right into revealing more about the mindset of a constantly angry and fearful white group. At this point, we're seeing this radical group of 'conservatives' sink into fascism simply because they need someone to tell them what to think. They're definitely emotional cripples who cannot deal with reality as is.
 
2012-06-16 10:16:13 AM  
Can't decide if Noam Chimpsky is a troll or legitimately a racist pile of shiat. Either way, *plonk*
 
2012-06-16 10:20:09 AM  
Ann Dunham has dark brown eyes. The woman in the magazine has blue or light green eyes.

At 0:13 and 0:43 you can see her light color eye "red eye effect" as it appears in black and white photos.

Here's a kissing girl showing "red eye effect" as a composite showing both the bw and color

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-16 10:35:40 AM  
So, his daddy was:

* A Kenyan
* Jimi Hendrix
* Malcolm X, and
* Frank Marshall Davis.

Do I have that right?

/is there a single black man in the world who wasn't Obama's daddy?
 
2012-06-16 10:49:31 AM  

HeartBurnKid: So, his daddy was:

* A Kenyan
* Jimi Hendrix
* Malcolm X, and
* Frank Marshall Davis.

Do I have that right?

/is there a single black man in the world who wasn't Obama's daddy?


The What? What? In the Butt guy, but he's gay, that's why.
 
2012-06-16 10:53:51 AM  

gaspode: Going after a guys dead mother.. yep thats going to work out for ya righties.


I hear that Romney's grandfather may have hung out with polygymists.
 
2012-06-16 10:55:48 AM  

HeartBurnKid: So, his daddy was:

* A Kenyan
* Jimi Hendrix
* Malcolm X, and
* Frank Marshall Davis.

Do I have that right?

/is there a single black man in the world who wasn't Obama's daddy?


Bill Cosby.
 
2012-06-16 10:58:07 AM  

farkityfarker: Wow, these people's hatred of Obama is bordering on psychopathic.


But it's solely because of his politics and things he's actually done, they swear.
 
2012-06-16 11:04:19 AM  

HeartBurnKid: So, his daddy was:

* A Kenyan
* Jimi Hendrix
* Malcolm X, and
* Frank Marshall Davis.

Do I have that right?

/is there a single black man in the world who wasn't Obama's daddy?


i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 11:09:17 AM  

HeartBurnKid: So, his daddy was:

* A Kenyan
* Jimi Hendrix
* Malcolm X, and
* Frank Marshall Davis.

Do I have that right?

/is there a single black man in the world who wasn't Obama's daddy?


This whole thing has become an epic troll meme.

I have an conspiracy theory nut friend who keeps me up to date on the latest Alex Jones stuff, apparently Obama was groomed by the CIA since his birth or some shiat.

There has to be a wiki or blog out there keeping track of all this.
 
2012-06-16 11:14:22 AM  
you forgot to mention she was born on Mars.
 
2012-06-16 11:17:58 AM  

shortymac: HeartBurnKid: So, his daddy was:

* A Kenyan
* Jimi Hendrix
* Malcolm X, and
* Frank Marshall Davis.

Do I have that right?

/is there a single black man in the world who wasn't Obama's daddy?

This whole thing has become an epic troll meme.

I have an conspiracy theory nut friend who keeps me up to date on the latest Alex Jones stuff, apparently Obama was groomed by the CIA since his birth or some shiat.

There has to be a wiki or blog out there keeping track of all this.

Lawsuits against obama
 
2012-06-16 11:38:55 AM  

Tymast: Lawsuits against obama


I like how the first one is v. Soetoro. Shows the derp nice and early.
 
2012-06-16 11:43:56 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries


I heard she wore combat boots, too.
 
2012-06-16 12:03:45 PM  
Obviously, this kind of thing plays well for Obama, because it makes his opponents look like brain damaged trolls, but I wish there was less of a 'monkees throwing poo' element to the political discourse
 
2012-06-16 12:27:05 PM  
If Frank Marshall is his father, what does that do for the birther movement?

/Ducks and runs
 
2012-06-16 12:37:41 PM  
Clearly the farter of bongos' real father was Little Richard. It's all there in the REAL lyrics to "Tutti Frutti"
 
2012-06-16 12:39:46 PM  
i266.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 12:45:30 PM  
Was Jack The Ripper in fact the Loch Ness Monster?
 
2012-06-16 12:49:18 PM  
Should point out left is Kenyan O vs O and right is Porn O vs O.
 
2012-06-16 12:55:36 PM  

Joe Peanut: Was Jack The Ripper in fact the Loch Ness Monster?


Did I take this job for a quick buck?
 
2012-06-16 01:23:44 PM  

Aye Carumba: [i266.photobucket.com image 419x124]


So, in this corrida the bull was awarded the ears?
 
2012-06-16 01:33:50 PM  

Aye Carumba: [i266.photobucket.com image 419x124]


ZOMG THEY BOTH HAVE EARS!!!!!
 
2012-06-16 02:06:55 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare? What are these awesome Democrat tenets besides welfare that blacks love so much?


featurepreachers.files.wordpress.com

"The blacks."
 
2012-06-16 02:32:18 PM  

Elvis Da King: If Frank Marshall is his father, what does that do for the birther movement?

/Ducks and runs


They've got that covered. Some of them claim that even if Obama was born in the US to two American parents, he forfeited his citizenship by living in Indonesia for a few years as a child.

Of course that's completely wrong, but being right about anything isn't really their strong suit.
 
2012-06-16 02:44:18 PM  

Tymast:
There has to be a wiki or blog out there keeping track of all this.
Lawsuits against obama


This one gets me:

Link

Plaintiffs: Orly Taitz, Brian Fedorka, Laurie Roth, Tom MacLeran and Leah Lax
Defendants: Democrat Party of Mississippi , Secretary of State of Mississippi , Barak Hussein Obama, Obama for America, Nanci Pelosi, Alvin Onaka, Loretta Fuddy, Michael Astrue, Jane Does and John Does 1-100

If I were the defendants, I'd claim that there is no "Democrat" Party of Mississippi, there is no "Barak," and there is no "Nanci."
 
2012-06-16 02:46:47 PM  
I'm still trying to figure out what a non-sex-crazed orgy is like.
 
2012-06-16 03:02:24 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD:
C) They think that all blacks are on welfare and can only be appealed to that way.
.

Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare? What are these awesome Democrat tenets besides welfare that blacks love so much?


Maybe it's because of Republicans that assume that all blacks are on welfare.

Or maybe it was this speech by Hubert Humphrey at the 1948 Democratic Convention:

Friends, delegates, I do not believe that there can be any compromise on the guarantees of the civil rights which we have mentioned in the minority report. In spite of my desire for unanimous agreement on the entire platform, in spite of my desire to see everybody here in honest and unanimous agreement, there are some matters which I think must be stated clearly and without qualification. There can be no hedging -- the newspaper headlines are wrong. There will be no hedging, and there will be no watering down -- if you please -- of the instruments and the principles of the civil-rights program.

My friends, to those who say that we are rushing this issue of civil rights, I say to them we are 172 years late. To those who say that this civil-rights program is an infringement on states' rights, I say this: The time has arrived in America for the Democratic Party to get out of the shadow of states' rights and to walk forthrightly into the bright sunshine of human rights. People -- human beings -- this is the issue of the 20th century. People of all kinds -- all sorts of people -- and these people are looking to America for leadership, and they're looking to America for precept and example.

Link

When the Northern Democrats started pushing for civil rights legislation, segregationists eventually decided that they didn't want to be Democrats anymore, and after a couple of failed third-party presidential campaigns, they eventually switched to the GOP.
 
2012-06-16 03:04:19 PM  
I read the comments, and I do not want to inhabit this planet anymore.

Compromise; Conservatards can have EVERYTHING they want, so long as they build me a spacecraft that will carry me as far away from this planet of retards.
 
2012-06-16 04:58:12 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD:
C) They think that all blacks are on welfare and can only be appealed to that way.
.

Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare? What are these awesome Democrat tenets besides welfare that blacks love so much?


Probably because they prefer the party that says "We'll help you...maybe...eventually...we'll get around to it." than the one that keeps shiating on them and considers them to be nothing but welfare recipiants.
 
2012-06-16 05:34:49 PM  

farkityfarker: Wow, these people's hatred of Obama is bordering on psychopathic.


Bordering? I'd say they crossed the river a while ago.
 
2012-06-16 06:32:58 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Can we petition the FarkMods to add Townhall to the banned list? This is getting ridiculous.

[t0.gstatic.com image 262x192]

It is tiem.


spiderman is a pussy
 
2012-06-16 06:41:19 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Aye Carumba: [i266.photobucket.com image 419x124]

ZOMG THEY BOTH HAVE Vulcan EARS!!!!!

 
2012-06-16 07:40:19 PM  

farkityfarker: Wow, these people's hatred of Obama is bordering on psychopathic.


He's a n*gger, that's why. Everyone hates darkies.
 
2012-06-16 08:04:45 PM  

Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.

I am now.


I would have been, but I came in late after an eight-hour workday at an air race, during which I completely forgot to drink enough water. The most energy I have is for a mild 'this is farking retarded'.
 
2012-06-16 09:30:43 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: *puke*

This kind of blatant racism on 21st century: I did not think was possible. makes me sick in my stomach.

Fake orgies are racist now?

Go find a trash can to puke in and relax.



I wonder if he puked when Obama supporters had salacious details from his opponent's sealed divorce records leaked to the press?

/Payback's a biatch, ain't it?
//Karma train, pulling into Obama Station
 
2012-06-16 10:09:05 PM  

HeartBurnKid: So, his daddy was:

* A Kenyan
* Jimi Hendrix
* Malcolm X, and
* Frank Marshall Davis.

Do I have that right?

/is there a single black man in the world who wasn't Obama's daddy?


I dunnkno? Maybe this guy?

www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-06-16 10:11:45 PM  

Roy_G_Biv: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: *puke*

This kind of blatant racism on 21st century: I did not think was possible. makes me sick in my stomach.

Fake orgies are racist now?

Go find a trash can to puke in and relax.


I wonder if he puked when Obama supporters had salacious details from his opponent's sealed divorce records leaked to the press?

/Payback's a biatch, ain't it?
//Karma train, pulling into Obama Station


Wtf the divorce papers were ordered to be released by a judge after the media had wanted to look at them. Not to mention Jack Ryan's primary opponents. Then again Jack Ryan probably shouldn't have asked his wife to suck him off in public if he wanted a political career.
 
2012-06-16 10:14:01 PM  

Roy_G_Biv: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: *puke*

This kind of blatant racism on 21st century: I did not think was possible. makes me sick in my stomach.

Fake orgies are racist now?

Go find a trash can to puke in and relax.


I wonder if he puked when Obama supporters had salacious details from his opponent's sealed divorce records leaked to the press?

/Payback's a biatch, ain't it?
//Karma train, pulling into Obama Station


A: [citation needed]
B: You don't see how that's different than some dipshiat pulling something completely false out of his ass?
 
2012-06-16 10:15:41 PM  

Roy_G_Biv: I wonder if he puked when Obama supporters had salacious details from his opponent's sealed divorce records leaked to the press?

/Payback's a biatch, ain't it?
//Karma train, pulling into Obama Station


Just to be clear, your idea of karma and justice is the following:

1. People who are not Obama leak factually accurate but private records.
2. In the interest of justice, other individuals take it upon themselves to take extreme punitive measures against Barack Obama himself (and not the supporters) by attacking his dead mother with demonstrably false allegations that a soft core porn model who in no way conceivable matches the biometrics or age range necessary for it to be his mother is, in purported fact, his mother.

That's your idea of justice and karma. There's another problem with this, of course, that you have either failed to consider either because you're a lumbering malignant tumour of stupidity in no way fit to comment on the topic (but will anyway) or because you're a wanton liar, but in ether case are completely at fault, either through negligence or actual malice.
 
2012-06-16 10:20:27 PM  

LordJiro: B: You don't see how that's different than some dipshiat pulling something completely false out of his ass?


Well, look on the bright side: Roy_G_Biv has just given you explicit permission to kill him.

After all, his premises are:

1. One person does something morally wrong.
2. A person unconnected to that person beyond the metaphysical notion of "support" can thus be punished for it to satisfy justice.

Ergo it follows:

1. George W. Bush did invade Iraq under false pretenses.
2. Roy_G_Biv did support George W. Bush and in particular the invasion of Iraq.
3. "Payback" and "karma" for the countless deaths caused in the Iraq war, coupled with Roy_G_Biv's logic on how to institute them, mean that he can be punitively executed to satisfy the course of justice.
 
2012-06-17 01:00:58 AM  
thamike 2012-06-16 02:46:47 PM

I'm still trying to figure out what a non-sex-crazed orgy is like.

The holes are getting plugged and all, but everyone is yawning and checking their watches.
 
2012-06-17 01:46:17 AM  
Shameless. The first time I saw WND I thought it was a joke. They've only gotten crazier.
 
2012-06-17 02:03:41 AM  
The thing is, the further these fringe groups pull the republican party out on crazy limbs, the harder the walk back towards legitimacy is going to be. As it is, they've managed to maintain the charade by jettisoning accountability in any form. The GOP is living on fast-burning political fumes by responding with anything of episodic convenience and the free-fall has them screaming utter nonsense most of the time. Whimsical as it may be republicanism is dangerously unstable (Gabby Giffords) and the gamesmanship is killing the country (Boeher's single-handed instigated downgrading of the American credit rating).
 
2012-06-17 04:31:49 AM  

HighOnCraic: Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD:
C) They think that all blacks are on welfare and can only be appealed to that way.
.

Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare? What are these awesome Democrat tenets besides welfare that blacks love so much?

Maybe it's because of Republicans that assume that all blacks are on welfare.

Or maybe it was this speech by Hubert Humphrey at the 1948 Democratic Convention:

Friends, delegates, I do not believe that there can be any compromise on the guarantees of the civil rights which we have mentioned in the minority report. In spite of my desire for unanimous agreement on the entire platform, in spite of my desire to see everybody here in honest and unanimous agreement, there are some matters which I think must be stated clearly and without qualification. There can be no hedging -- the newspaper headlines are wrong. There will be no hedging, and there will be no watering down -- if you please -- of the instruments and the principles of the civil-rights program.

My friends, to those who say that we are rushing this issue of civil rights, I say to them we are 172 years late. To those who say that this civil-rights program is an infringement on states' rights, I say this: The time has arrived in America for the Democratic Party to get out of the shadow of states' rights and to walk forthrightly into the bright sunshine of human rights. People -- human beings -- this is the issue of the 20th century. People of all kinds -- all sorts of people -- and these people are looking to America for leadership, and they're looking to America for precept and example.

Link

When the Northern Democrats started pushing for civil rights legislation, segregationists eventually decided that they didn't want to be Democrats anymore, and after a couple of failed third-party presidential campaigns, they eventually switched to the GOP.


That's nice, but it doesn't answer the question. What other Democrat Party tenets besides the welfare do black people care about? The current Democrat platform is more relevant than the 1860s or 1960s Democrat platforms for the purpose of answering the question.
 
2012-06-17 07:17:00 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: That's nice, but it doesn't answer the question.


Actually it completely answers your question. You're just throwing a fit and ignoring the answer you don't like.

You're still a racist.

Noam Chimpsky: What other Democrat Party tenets besides the welfare do black people care about?


Here's a more interesting question; since your assertion is that blacks only vote Democratic because of welfare, how about you back up that assertion. You can either:

A) Show the poll data you used to make that assertion or,
B) Admit that no such evidence for your "blacks love welfare" claim exists and shut your farking mouth.

The burden of proof is on you.

Of course, that's just one reason you're an idiot. I always deal with the fallacies first, to demonstrate that my opponent cannot argue logically and is, in fact, a farking idiot. In today's mauling, that opponent is played by you. Now comes the second part, where I adamantly remind everybody that even if you weren't a complete idiot for one reason, you're a complete idiot for another reason, which is that even giving in to your burden of proof fallacy, the facts don't support your COMPLETELY RACIST ARGUMENT.

Here's one black guy that didn't endorse Obama for welfare.

"This is the time for outreach," Powell said, saying the next president would have to "reach out and show the world there is a new administration that is willing to reach out."

In particular, he said, he welcomed Obama's president to "talk to people we haven't talked to," a reference to Obama's controversial statement that he would be open to direct diplomacy with Iranian leaders.

"I think that [Obama] has a definite way of doing business that will serve us well," Powell said.


But I'm sure you know better than Colin Powell what it means to be black, and know that what he really means is that it wasn't really Obama's foreign relations goals, but secretly that he would supplement his four-star general's pension with food stamps.

So, to summarize, you're a racist, you argue like a farking idiot, but just to keep away your crybaby whining evasion tactics that you argue like an idiot by answering your stupid fallacy anyway as if "just asking questions" that are actually arguments loaded with unsupported premises is a valid rhetorical technique, even if we choose to examine on their face, we find that you're still a patent idiot.

And, of course, a racist.
 
2012-06-17 09:04:35 AM  

Kittypie070: thamike 2012-06-16 02:46:47 PM

I'm still trying to figure out what a non-sex-crazed orgy is like.

The holes are getting plugged and all, but everyone is yawning and checking their watches.


Oh, so Christmas at the Playboy mansion.
 
2012-06-17 09:48:56 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD:

Noam Chimpsky: What other Democrat Party tenets besides the welfare do black people care about?

Here's a more interesting question; since your assertion is that blacks only vote Democratic because of welfare, how about you back up that assertion. You can either:

A) Show the poll data you used to make that assertion or,
B) Admit that no such evidence for your "blacks love welfare" claim exists and shut your farking mouth.

The burden of proof is on you.


shiat, you should have relished the opportunity to explain the glorious Democrat planks and how great those planks are for black people. I think it dawned on you that every Democrat plank that you could mention which appeals to black Democrats is pathetic-- Weak on crime plank. Easy abortion plank. Lowering standards plank.
 
2012-06-17 10:01:04 AM  

Halli: Roy_G_Biv: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: *puke*

This kind of blatant racism on 21st century: I did not think was possible. makes me sick in my stomach.

Fake orgies are racist now?

Go find a trash can to puke in and relax.


I wonder if he puked when Obama supporters had salacious details from his opponent's sealed divorce records leaked to the press?

/Payback's a biatch, ain't it?
//Karma train, pulling into Obama Station

Wtf the divorce papers were ordered to be released by a judge after the media had wanted to look at them. Not to mention Jack Ryan's primary opponents. Then again Jack Ryan probably shouldn't have asked his wife to suck him off in public if he wanted a political career.


in point of fact it was the Hynes campaign that attacked the then Democratic front-runner Blair Hull because his divorce records were sealed. In part because of allegations by an ex-wife, he was forced to unseal those records and was revealed to be a wife-beater and subsequently dropped out of the race. Gop elders noted that their front-runner Jack Ryan had a sealed divorce case too, and so asked him about it, but he assured them that there was "nothing embarrassing" in the sealed records.

The press got wind of the story after he became the nominee, got curious as to why the records were sealed, convinced an LA judge that they were improperly sealed in the first place, and so got to read Jack Ryan's movie star ex-wife ( Jerri Ryan) accusations that he used to force her to go to swinger's club and perform public sex acts against her will.

So: A) Obama had nothing to do with that and B) It seems to me that a CANDIDATE's Behavior, especially when it borders on spousal rape, is far more germane to political campaign, that unsupported allegations of what his mother mAY have done before the candidate was even born
 
2012-06-17 10:08:16 AM  

Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.


Yeah, he positively crucified that guy.
 
2012-06-17 10:32:15 AM  

Magorn: Jack Ryan's movie star ex-wife ( Jerri Ryan) accusations that he used to force her to go to swinger's club and perform public sex acts against her will.


So you are saying resistance was futile.

static.desktopnexus.com
 
2012-06-17 10:47:29 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD:

Noam Chimpsky: What other Democrat Party tenets besides the welfare do black people care about?

Here's a more interesting question; since your assertion is that blacks only vote Democratic because of welfare, how about you back up that assertion. You can either:

A) Show the poll data you used to make that assertion or,
B) Admit that no such evidence for your "blacks love welfare" claim exists and shut your farking mouth.


The burden of proof is on you.

Of course, that's just one reason you're an idiot. I always deal with the fallacies first, to demonstrate that my opponent cannot argue logically and is, in fact, a farking idiot. In today's mauling, that opponent is played by you. Now comes the second part, where I adamantly remind everybody that even if you weren't a complete idiot for one reason, you're a complete idiot for another reason, which is that even giving in to your burden of proof fallacy, the facts don't support your COMPLETELY RACIST ARGUMENT.

Here's one black guy that didn't endorse Obama for welfare.

"This is the time for outreach," Powell said, saying the next president would have to "reach out and show the world there is a new administration that is willing to reach out."

In particular, he said, he welcomed Obama's president to "talk to people we haven't talked to," a reference to Obama's controversial statement that he would be open to direct diplomacy with Iranian leaders.

"I think that [Obama] has a definite way of doing business that will serve us well," Powell said.

But I'm sure you know better than Colin Powell what it means to be black, and know that what he really means is that it wasn't really Obama's foreign relations goals, but secretly that he would supplement his four-star general's pension with food stamps.

So, to summarize, you're a racist, you argue like a farking idiot, but just to keep away your crybaby whining evasion tactics that you argue like an idiot by answering your stupid fallacy anyway as if "just asking questions" that are actually arguments loaded with unsupported premises is a valid rhetorical technique, even if we choose to examine on their face, we find that you're still a patent idiot.

And, of course, a racist.

shiat, you should have relished the opportunity to explain the glorious Democrat planks and how great those planks are for black people. I think it dawned on you that every Democrat plank that you could mention which appeals to black Democrats is pathetic-- Weak on crime plank. Easy abortion plank. Lowering standards plank.


Huh? Why would I? You asked why a black person would vote for Obama other than welfare, and I provided to a direct quote from Colin Powell giving his non-welfare based reasons for doing that.

Unlike you:

Noam Chimpsky: you should have relished the opportunity to explain the glorious Democrat planks and how great those planks are for black people.


I don't believe I'm in a position to dictate to black people what they think.

NOAM CHIMPSKY, PROUD CONSERVATIVE, ANTI-OBAMA, RACIST:

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose.


Noam Chimpsky: Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare? What are these awesome Democrat tenets besides welfare that blacks love so much?


Noam Chimpsky: every Democrat plank that you could mention which appeals to black Democrats is pathetic-- Weak on crime plank. Easy abortion plank. Lowering standards plank.

 
2012-06-17 11:43:03 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Lowering standards plank.


The idea that the only useful thing a human being can do for his or herself and all the other human beings is to make more human beings, and that marginalizing, arresting, or killing any other human being who doesn't take that dogma into account is the lowest standard a non-feral human being can adhere to.
 
2012-06-17 11:43:45 AM  
It is also a scam. A long con.
 
2012-06-17 12:00:42 PM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: GWOT


And to think, I was just about to say that...

Also, THIS:

Dr. Mojo PhD: I always deal with the fallacies first, to demonstrate that my opponent cannot argue logically and is, in fact, a farking idiot. In today's mauling, that opponent is played by you. Now comes the second part, where I adamantly remind everybody that even if you weren't a complete idiot for one reason, you're a complete idiot for another reason[.]


Is why you're on my favorites list in neon green.
 
2012-06-17 08:17:31 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: When the Northern Democrats started pushing for civil rights legislation, segregationists eventually decided that they didn't want to be Democrats anymore, and after a couple of failed third-party presidential campaigns, they eventually switched to the GOP.

That's nice, but it doesn't answer the question. What other Democrat Party tenets besides the welfare do black people care about? The current Democrat platform is more relevant than the 1860s or 1960s Democrat platforms for the purpose of answering the question.


The part in bold should answer your question. But in addition, I'll thrown in FDR's executive order desegregating the defense industry during WWII, Truman's executive orders desegregating of Army in making it illegal to discriminate against persons applying for civil service positions based on race, and JFK's use of federal troops to quell riots over integration in Mississippi and Alabama.

Generally, blacks in the South became Democrats because Northern Democrats actually went down South and took part in a massive voter registration drive. Meanwhile, conservative heroes like William Buckley were arguing that, "The great majority of the Negroes of the South who do not vote do not care to vote, and would not know for what to vote if they could. Universal suffrage is not the beginning of wisdom or the beginning of freedom."

You say the 1860s aren't relevant? Perhaps you should tell that to the Confederate apologists in the GOP who believe that "The spirit of Jefferson Davis lives in the Republican platform," and "Traditionalists must do more. I've got to do more. We've all got to stand up and speak in this respect, or else we'll be taught that these people were giving their lives, subscribing their sacred fortunes and their honor to some perverted agenda."

Link

Link
 
2012-06-18 02:49:12 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Democrat Party


DRINK!
 
2012-06-18 10:45:36 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: NOAM CHIMPSKY, PROUD CONSERVATIVE, ANTI-OBAMA, RACIST


I'm only racist against black Democrats and white Democrats. And brown Democrats. Come to think of it, I'm not too fond of them yellow Democrats and red Democrats, either.
 
2012-06-18 06:11:09 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD: NOAM CHIMPSKY, PROUD CONSERVATIVE, ANTI-OBAMA, RACIST

I'm only racist against black Democrats and white Democrats. And brown Democrats. Come to think of it, I'm not too fond of them yellow Democrats and red Democrats, either.


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You're a cantaloupe.
 
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