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2012-06-15 10:38:06 PM

3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-15 10:48:19 PM

wildcardjack: I like how both of you went on for some length without looking at the earlobes.


I looked at the earlobes but from the photos in question, I couldn't actually tell which tended to be which. The photo on the right appears to my eye to have detached earlobes as well (note the skin sticking out from under the earring), but I don't know if the earrings are a confounding factor or not (ie: if they're sufficiently heavy to be pulling an attached lobe down far enough to appear detached).
 
2012-06-15 10:55:48 PM

Brick-House: A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"


Now Republicans are stealing jokes from Republicans that joke about Romney?

/I get it, the right has one slightly funny joke...gotta milk it.
 
2012-06-15 10:58:35 PM

pippi longstocking: All old timey white chicks look alike! Some must have been Obama's mom! Quod erat demonstrandum! The right-wingers are always right!


Hey, I thought it was Liz Taylor.
 
2012-06-15 11:01:17 PM

Sabyen91: Brick-House: A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"

Now Republicans are stealing jokes from Republicans that joke about Romney?

/I get it, the right has one slightly funny joke...gotta milk it.


My absolute favourite metric for how out-of-tune right-wingers are re: humour is going to any righty site and seeing how many finish a sarcastic sentence with "Not."

It speaks so clearly to the mentality of them that it's unbelievable. It's like they saw people laughing at the "not" jokes in Borat, didn't realize the actual joke was how culturally detached the character was to be unable to master 25-year-old valley-girl-level humour, and just began repeating it thinking that if they copied a modern representation of a joke that got laughs, they too would be funny, all without ever understanding the subtle layers of humour.

What's really perplexing is that so many of them do it.
 
2012-06-15 11:04:01 PM

HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]


Lex Steele totally gaped Barbara Bush.
 
2012-06-15 11:05:32 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Sabyen91: Brick-House: A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"

Now Republicans are stealing jokes from Republicans that joke about Romney?

/I get it, the right has one slightly funny joke...gotta milk it.

My absolute favourite metric for how out-of-tune right-wingers are re: humour is going to any righty site and seeing how many finish a sarcastic sentence with "Not."

It speaks so clearly to the mentality of them that it's unbelievable. It's like they saw people laughing at the "not" jokes in Borat, didn't realize the actual joke was how culturally detached the character was to be unable to master 25-year-old valley-girl-level humour, and just began repeating it thinking that if they copied a modern representation of a joke that got laughs, they too would be funny, all without ever understanding the subtle layers of humour.

What's really perplexing is that so many of them do it.


That's what she said!
 
2012-06-15 11:09:53 PM

Sabyen91: HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]

Lex Steele totally gaped Barbara Bush.


i161.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 11:11:53 PM

HighOnCraic: Sabyen91: HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]

Lex Steele totally gaped Barbara Bush.

[i161.photobucket.com image 260x378]


You are very welcome.

/I feel bad. Here you go.

mimg.ugo.com

/The mind bleach, not the shirt message.
 
2012-06-15 11:23:23 PM

Sabyen91: /I feel bad. Here you go.


Apology accepted!
 
2012-06-15 11:47:38 PM

downstairs: I've had sex with a girl who believes in pretty much any conspiracy theory. Does that make me batshiat crazy?


No, but it makes you bedsheet crazy.
 
2012-06-15 11:57:24 PM
I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?
 
2012-06-15 11:59:48 PM
Original research ahead:

I looked up the book on scribd.

Chapter 7:Page 72:

"Credit her mixture for that. She's Chinese, English, Jew, and West Indian Negro."
-referring to Anne, presumably the stand-in for Obama's mother.

I don't know about the pictures as I've done no research on it, but the book's "Anne" discussed in chapter 7 and presumably the one he is arguing is her, would not racially be similar to Anne Dunham. Also the story was set in the early 1940s. During the time he'd have bedded Anne, there is no mention of a similar sounding girl in the book.

The book is worthless as far as proving anything other than the guy was into a lot of kink.
 
2012-06-16 12:01:04 AM

Coelacanth: I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?


Real or not it is WND. Computer virus or brain virus...I would avoid it.
 
2012-06-16 12:03:28 AM

Coelacanth: I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?


Likely from their advertisers. This may come as a shock to you, but WND doesn't attack top tier advertisers. Or even bottom tier advertisers. NO legitimate company wants to advertise there. So some times there's a few malware/virus sights that get cycled into their advertising/banner cycle.

Of course, this is Obama's fault.
 
2012-06-16 12:06:02 AM

Sabyen91: Coelacanth: I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?

Real or not it is WND. Computer virus or brain virus...I would avoid it.


Don't worry, I will.

But from what I gather, this is an attack on Obama's mom?

Even if I was one of Rush Limbaugh's loyalist dittoheads, I'd never attack anybody's mother. If I was Obama, I'd be sending WND 'journalists' to Gitmo.
 
2012-06-16 12:11:09 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD: cchris_39: ^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.

You'd have to be retarded to think that. I mean literally retarded. Everything you list is completely wrong.

[i.imgur.com image 409x234]

1. Same bone structure: FALSE; most noticeably in the chin. The Dunham yearbook photo demonstrates a much more narrow, elongated chin than the skinflick picture. The distance between the base of the chin and the bottom lip is also noticeably (like by the naked eye level noticeably) much farther down than in the picture on the right.

2. Same narrow mouth: FALSE; the picture on the left has a mouth that is wider and thinner in height than the picture on the left.

3. Same eye distance: FALSE; measuring the eye proportions from inner corner to inner corner as a total ratio of the width of the face from hairline to hairline demonstrates that the picture on the left has a ratio of 1:4 and the picture on the right has a ratio of 1:3.4, meaning the picture on the right has wider-set eyes (which is consistent with visible observation of the pictures that the left picture has a much more narrow bone structure).
[i.imgur.com image 409x234]

4. Same deviated septum: FALSE; basic at a glance looking at the picture demonstrates that the picture on the right contains no deviated septum at all, the nose is perfectly straight, while the photo on the left has a massively deviated septum (as all photos of Dunham, such as this one, show).

Furthermore:

5. The neck in the photo on the left is noticeably longer than the photo on the right.

6. The hairline is noticeably different, with the photo on the left having a much higher brow than the photo on the right (especially noticeable in the distance to the hairline where Dunham's bangs do not cover them on the upper left portion of the yearbook photo).

7. The eyes in the photo on the right have a prominent arch in ...


Doc, what kind of a doc are you in real life?
 
2012-06-16 12:19:14 AM
Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose. Obama senior was being groomed for world leadership whereas Davis was a struggling pornographer.
 
2012-06-16 12:29:43 AM
These people scraped through the damn bottom of the barrel six months ago!

I think they're trying to beat the Mohole thing.
 
2012-06-16 12:29:43 AM

Coelacanth: Sabyen91: Coelacanth: I got a Fraudulent Web Page Blocked warning. Is this thing real or not?

Real or not it is WND. Computer virus or brain virus...I would avoid it.

Don't worry, I will.

But from what I gather, this is an attack on Obama's mom?

Even if I was one of Rush Limbaugh's loyalist dittoheads, I'd never attack anybody's mother. If I was Obama, I'd be sending WND 'journalists' to Gitmo.


It is the birther...birthplace. They are insane. They are apparently going beyond the birf certificate.
 
2012-06-16 12:33:07 AM

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose. Obama senior was being groomed for world leadership whereas Davis was a struggling pornographer.



You are a disgusting human being and a waste of oxygen.
 
2012-06-16 12:36:14 AM

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is.


From the same fine political affiliation that brought us this:

i.imgur.com

But don't you dare call them racist!
 
2012-06-16 12:39:58 AM
I'm so tired of these insane people dominating the news cycle.

Someone needs to put something hilarious in the coffee pots.
 
2012-06-16 12:44:26 AM

intelligent comment below: Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose. Obama senior was being groomed for world leadership whereas Davis was a struggling pornographer.


You are a disgusting human being and a waste of oxygen.


He works for Karl Rove.
 
2012-06-16 12:47:53 AM

Kittypie070: I'm so tired of these insane people dominating the news cycle.

Someone needs to put something hilarious in the coffee pots.


Fluorine, Uranium, two parts Nitrogen, and Yttrium is pretty FUNNY. Would that work for you?
 
2012-06-16 12:52:32 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is.

From the same fine political affiliation that brought us this:

[i.imgur.com image 500x534]

But don't you dare call them racist!


What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.
 
2012-06-16 12:53:50 AM

Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is.

From the same fine political affiliation that brought us this:

[i.imgur.com image 500x534]

But don't you dare call them racist!

What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.


You aren't fun. Just stop.
 
2012-06-16 12:55:21 AM

cchris_39: [i252.photobucket.com image 206x237]

^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.


i860.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-16 01:00:38 AM

maldinero: cchris_39: [i252.photobucket.com image 206x237]

^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?

Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.

[i860.photobucket.com image 504x323]


Good call.
 
2012-06-16 01:00:51 AM

HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?

You should google more.

If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]


Well god knows I'm going to need a lobotomy to remove it now that you brought it up.

[gaaaaaack]
 
2012-06-16 01:06:50 AM

Noam Chimpsky: What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.


Putting aside the obvious racism and the notion that any woman that slept with one black man must be a) a slut and b) therefore had sex with lots of black men aspect of it for a moment, let's explore further proof that beyond your strong Klan leanings, you're also a complete moron.

I won't explain alleles and hormonally-controlled melanocyte activity and how that can have little to no bearing on the skin colour of a child born to light-skinned and dark-skinned people, and we'll skip right over heritability and mutations.

We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.

Instead enjoy this picture of twin girls, and realize how stupid you are:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-16 01:26:39 AM
URK!!

Fluorine, Uranium, two parts Nitrogen, and Yttrium!?

I was thinking more along the lines of jimson weed or mescaline or maybe both.
 
2012-06-16 01:26:50 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.

Putting aside the obvious racism and the notion that any woman that slept with one black man must be a) a slut and b) therefore had sex with lots of black men aspect of it for a moment, let's explore further proof that beyond your strong Klan leanings, you're also a complete moron.

I won't explain alleles and hormonally-controlled melanocyte activity and how that can have little to no bearing on the skin colour of a child born to light-skinned and dark-skinned people, and we'll skip right over heritability and mutations.

We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.

Instead enjoy this picture of twin girls, and realize how stupid you are:
[i.imgur.com image 317x463]


Sounds like you are a DNA denier. Evolution is scaaaaary.

A child with recessive traits being born to mixed race couple is non sequitur.
 
2012-06-16 02:08:02 AM

Noam Chimpsky: Sounds like you are a DNA denier. Evolution is scaaaaary.


Indeed. Coming from the guy that thinks:

Noam Chimpsky: A child with recessive traits being born to mixed race couple is non sequitur.


...race is a dominant/recessive trait (as opposed to polygenic), that's fairly rich. If a black man, any black man, had multiple recessive skin colour genes (that is, those that would not cause melanin to express itself) to a partner equally so inclined, his baby would be white as fark.

Not to mention you seem to be deriding the value of twin studies, one of the most important tools in understanding genetic inheritance, behaviour, and a slew of other issues on how genes express themselves, which figures since you just got raped using the most simple form of twin study I can possibly imagine.

That's not even considering the fact that of the many genes which actually control racial phenotype, there isn't a single one that doesn't have carriers that can be expressed as a two-digit percentage among the minority population. Especially if you're considering the fact that Kenya has faced long-term colonial periods upping the odds of actually introducing European genotypes these and your point, that a mixed-race black/white coupling wouldn't or more precisely couldn't produce a white baby, even when ruling out albinism, becomes even more profoundly retarded.
 
2012-06-16 02:30:16 AM
Heeeeeeeeeere Chimpsky, come get this nice yttrium laced banana.

BTW, what do you think of anchor babies?
 
2012-06-16 03:43:08 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.
 
2012-06-16 04:06:45 AM

Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.


Or sane. I lean towards sane.
 
2012-06-16 04:15:08 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /have you, in the end, no sense of decency?


It's WingNutDaily. Doesn't that answer your question?

/NGTRTFA
 
2012-06-16 04:24:10 AM
Has our political system devolved into "your mama ..." jokes?

If so, we should let Kindergardeners vote. They have all the information they need (and most of us adults use) to make a rational informed decision.

Up next: the brilliant strategy of the "I'm rubber, your glue" rebuttal.
 
2012-06-16 04:41:53 AM

Neeek: Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.

Or sane. I lean towards sane.


We all like to be defended by our peers, but methinks you missed the joke.
 
2012-06-16 04:54:40 AM
This is precisely WHY we need a so-called "intellectual elite", because in a true "democracy of ideas" ignorance, speculation and hearsay are granted the same credence and credibility as facts, theories and educated guesses.
 
2012-06-16 05:05:01 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Neeek: Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:
We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.


You sound cross.

Or sane. I lean towards sane.

We all like to be defended by our peers, but methinks you missed the joke.



Oh. Yeah. I blame the 6th vodak.
 
2012-06-16 05:40:12 AM
People, this is stupid.

However, despite your deepest fantasies WND is not the GOP, and no one believes this crap or would consider it relevant if it WERE true. Even here on fark and no one is even trolling PRETENDING they believe this?

The first five pages of this thread is just liberals talking about how stupid the GOP is to believe this, when no one who isnt trolling you would believe this, including the article's author.

/ If WND is the GOP, the ACLU newsletter gets to be the official word of the Dems.
 
2012-06-16 06:37:37 AM

I sound fat: / If WND is the GOP, the ACLU newsletter gets to be the official word of the Dems.


DEAL!
 
2012-06-16 06:55:26 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: Sounds like you are a DNA denier. Evolution is scaaaaary.

Indeed. Coming from the guy that thinks:

Noam Chimpsky: A child with recessive traits being born to mixed race couple is non sequitur..


Only when both parents are mixed race is that twin scenario possible. That wasn't the case with Obama as his mother was not mixed race. You posted a picture of apples to explain oranges.
 
2012-06-16 06:56:50 AM
Wow, these people's hatred of Obama is bordering on psychopathic.
 
2012-06-16 07:15:34 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD:
C) They think that all blacks are on welfare and can only be appealed to that way.
.


Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare? What are these awesome Democrat tenets besides welfare that blacks love so much?
 
2012-06-16 07:33:30 AM

Noam Chimpsky: Only when both parents are mixed race is that twin scenario possible.


Obama's also not a twin. What's your point? It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the notion that African and European skin colour genes can sometimes, in rare circumstances, hit either end of a Bell curve and produce a child as white as one parent or as black as the other instead of the far more statistically likely probability that each parent will produce some of the many genes that express as skin colour in the phenotype. Throw in the fact that "mixed race" can go back to some fairly distance ancestry still carried around, and you're talking pretty farking stupid.

Which makes this statement of yours:

Noam Chimpsky: If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.


Absolutely farking 100% wrong.

So, you're wrong. You've had your little diversion, but you're wrong. Wrong about everything. You tried it as a little diversion to escape your racist tirade, it failed, it showed you as profoundly stupid, and you're wrong. The end.

Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is.


Noam Chimpsky: Are you saying that blacks vote for Democrats at 90+% for some other reason besides welfare?



And you're still racist. Let's not forget that.
 
2012-06-16 07:39:52 AM
Going after a guys dead mother.. yep thats going to work out for ya righties.
 
2012-06-16 08:06:53 AM

gaspode: Going after a guys dead mother.. yep thats going to work out for ya righties.


It's ok. Different rules apply when the president is blah.

Seriously though, I think WingNutDerp has reached it's nadir. It can't possibly get any lower than this, save going after his kids.


/I wouldn't put it past these crazy f*ckers though.
 
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