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(Independent)   Forget it, Jake. It's Vaginatown   (blogs.independent.co.uk) divider line 100
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2012-06-15 12:27:52 PM
Just kind of wondering - why the amusing tag? Is it because they are talking about genitalia and subby is six years old?
 
2012-06-15 12:32:54 PM
i96.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 12:35:31 PM
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

...

Vagina.
 
2012-06-15 12:37:05 PM
 
2012-06-15 12:47:42 PM

WI241TH: FishyFred: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

...

Vagina.

No kidding: "'What she said was offensive," said Rep. Mike Callton, R-Nashville. 'It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.'


What a penis
 
2012-06-15 12:51:10 PM

quickdraw: Just kind of wondering - why the amusing tag? Is it because they are talking about genitalia and subby is six years old?


Are you saying that you don't find genitals amusing?
 
2012-06-15 01:07:47 PM
kdrv.com
 
2012-06-15 01:08:31 PM

James!: quickdraw: Just kind of wondering - why the amusing tag? Is it because they are talking about genitalia and subby is six years old?

Are you saying that you don't find genitals amusing?


I have been known to point and laugh.....

/not really
//that would be mean
 
2012-06-15 01:11:58 PM

quickdraw: James!: quickdraw: Just kind of wondering - why the amusing tag? Is it because they are talking about genitalia and subby is six years old?

Are you saying that you don't find genitals amusing?

I have been known to point and laugh.....

/not really
//that would be mean


If you've never made it look like a vagina was talking and given it a grumpy old man accent you haven't lived.

Genitals are hilarious.
 
2012-06-15 01:22:01 PM

WI241TH: No kidding: "'What she said was offensive," said Rep. Mike Callton, R-Nashville. 'It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.'


WTF?!?

Doctor exams must be a complete assault on the god-clotted morality of these anti-intellectual prudes. Seriously, this Representative should just eat a bullet because the world is going to get a metric farkton worse for his delicate sensibilities.

I'd be embarrassed to be this pathetic and weak little guy.
 
2012-06-15 01:24:34 PM

James!: quickdraw: James!: quickdraw: Just kind of wondering - why the amusing tag? Is it because they are talking about genitalia and subby is six years old?

Are you saying that you don't find genitals amusing?

I have been known to point and laugh.....

/not really
//that would be mean

If you've never made it look like a vagina was talking and given it a grumpy old man accent you haven't lived.

Genitals are hilarious.


They can be. But more often they are a source of extreme pleasure or debilitating pain. I get it - boys think vaginas are there for amusement. For a woman a vagina is more like a demanding and inconvenient pet with poor impulse control, a tendency to stain our clothing, an alarming inclination to smuggle in sperm and then 9 months later explode painfully with a baby bomb.
 
2012-06-15 01:32:32 PM

quickdraw: For a woman a vagina is more like a demanding and inconvenient pet with poor impulse control,


I guess you could always have it put to sleep.
 
2012-06-15 01:39:04 PM

James!: quickdraw: For a woman a vagina is more like a demanding and inconvenient pet with poor impulse control,

I guess you could always have it put to sleep.


Thats what the GOP wants.
 
2012-06-15 01:43:50 PM

FishyFred: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

...

Vagina.


Only men who don't like them.
 
2012-06-15 01:49:46 PM

WI241TH: No kidding: "'What she said was offensive," said Rep. Mike Callton, R-Nashville. 'It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.'


I have this weird thing between my legs like a hole with some skin around it. Still not sure what it is called but it's icky.
 
2012-06-15 01:50:29 PM

FishyFred: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.


Ironically, the Vagina ITSELF is so comfortable for straight men that we'll do just about anything to get all up into one.
 
2012-06-15 01:51:01 PM

quickdraw: James!: quickdraw: For a woman a vagina is more like a demanding and inconvenient pet with poor impulse control,

I guess you could always have it put to sleep.

Thats what the GOP wants.


Bob Barker too.
 
2012-06-15 01:58:10 PM
The fact that Prudie Adler went so far as implying that Brown was being immature and uncivil for saying "vagina" speaks volumes about his level of maturity and capacity for intelligent discourse.
 
2012-06-15 01:59:07 PM
Vaginatown is a place that I want to visit, preferably during monsoon season.
 
2012-06-15 02:01:45 PM

James!: If you've never made it look like a vagina was talking and given it a grumpy old man accent you haven't lived.

Genitals are hilarious.


A girl I used to hook up with had a habit -- strangely, only when her meds had worn off -- of making my penis hole talk.
 
2012-06-15 02:03:02 PM
t3.gstatic.com

Won't you take me to

Vaginatown
 
2012-06-15 02:05:44 PM

Vodka Zombie: WTF?!?


MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a penis


Call me crazy, but something tells me if he were no longer in "mixed company" he still wouldn't be using the word vagina

sweetmelissa31: I have this weird thing between my legs like a hole with some skin around it. Still not sure what it is called but it's icky.


A hole? Did you get pricked by something?
/you should call your doctor
 
2012-06-15 02:07:28 PM

quickdraw: For a woman a vagina is more like a demanding and inconvenient pet with poor impulse control


No, I'm sorry but women don't just get to swoop in here and steal the crown of demanding and inconvenient pet with poor impulse control from the penis and give it to the vagina. When it comes to lack of impulse control, all other body parts must stand in reverent awe of the almighty penis.
 
2012-06-15 02:10:27 PM

WI241TH: A hole? Did you get pricked by something?
/you should call your doctor


My doctor is male, I cannot discuss these matters with him.
 
2012-06-15 02:12:45 PM

sweetmelissa31: WI241TH: A hole? Did you get pricked by something?
/you should call your doctor

My doctor is male, I cannot discuss these matters with him.


You have to call it a "Hoo-Hoo Dilly" and he can only examine it via X-ray.
 
2012-06-15 02:13:55 PM
Many people don't even know what the vagina is, they confuse it with the vulva.

Vulva is the outside part, vagina is the inside part. They aren't the same.
 
2012-06-15 02:15:58 PM

James!: You have to call it a "Hoo-Hoo Dilly" and he can only examine it via X-ray.


And the X-ray screen has to have underwear taped over it.
 
2012-06-15 02:16:03 PM

vernonFL: Many people don't even know what the vagina is, they confuse it with the vulva.

Vulva is the outside part, vagina is the inside part. They aren't the same.


It's spelled "Uvula". The vulva is in your ear.
 
2012-06-15 02:16:20 PM

sweetmelissa31: James!: You have to call it a "Hoo-Hoo Dilly" and he can only examine it via X-ray.

And the X-ray screen has to have underwear taped over it.


Old timey underwear.
 
2012-06-15 02:23:20 PM
Just out of curiosity, why are the women in the picture accompanying the article all holding Etch-a-Sketches?
 
2012-06-15 02:27:28 PM

James!: vernonFL: Many people don't even know what the vagina is, they confuse it with the vulva.

Vulva is the outside part, vagina is the inside part. They aren't the same.

It's spelled "Uvula". The vulva is in your ear.



Yeah, mine are still ringing. Those things totally ruined the World Cup.
 
2012-06-15 02:33:10 PM

quickdraw: Just kind of wondering - why the amusing tag? Is it because they are talking about genitalia and subby is six years old?



It's for the discomfort,fear and sheer terror that the word engenders in prudish imbeciles. They must have fainting couches in their offices,just in case.

/not subby
 
2012-06-15 02:36:10 PM
It's the capital of Whore Island.
 
2012-06-15 02:43:08 PM
If there was a situation where "what is this I don't even-" was created specifically for, this was it.
 
2012-06-15 02:45:42 PM

quickdraw: Just kind of wondering - why the amusing tag? Is it because they are talking about genitalia and subby is six years old a Republican?


FTFY
 
2012-06-15 02:59:08 PM
"House Republicans often go beyond simply allowing debate by welcoming open and passionate discussion," he added. "The only way we can continue doing so, however, is to ensure that the proper level of maturity and civility are maintained on the House floor."

I'm not understanding this. They were working on voting for an anti-abortion bill, no?

The fact that Rep Lisa Brown used the word in an effort to highlight the further legislative moves to prevent women gaining access to safe abortion, meant that she referenced correctly, but inconveniently personalised an issue which many would prefer remained as abstract as the religious beliefs underpinning much of the opposition to a woman choosing whether she wants to become a mother.

And thus the difference between Pro Life and Pro Choice. One claims to own the body while the other actually owns the body.
 
2012-06-15 02:59:56 PM
Of course back when people spoke Latin it wasn't uncommon for soldiers to walk around showing off their vaginas...
www.armouronline.com
 
2012-06-15 04:05:47 PM

James!: quickdraw: James!: quickdraw: Just kind of wondering - why the amusing tag? Is it because they are talking about genitalia and subby is six years old?

Are you saying that you don't find genitals amusing?

I have been known to point and laugh.....

/not really
//that would be mean

If you've never made it look like a vagina was talking and given it a grumpy old man accent you haven't lived.

Genitals are hilarious.


Especially when hit with a football.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-15 04:07:15 PM
Boys have a penis.
Girls have a vagina.
 
2012-06-15 04:08:15 PM
Moist
 
2012-06-15 04:08:50 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Does the word "vagina" bother you?
 
2012-06-15 04:09:05 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Vaginatown is a place that I want to visit, preferably during monsoon season.


Red rain is coming down
Red rain
 
2012-06-15 04:11:00 PM
I'm glad I can post in this thread.
 
2012-06-15 04:11:12 PM
CSB:

Attending college in the late 80's. Female comic performs at lunch time in the student center. Starts riffing on how men can't say vagina. Pulls woman up on stage. Asks her to say vagina. She does. Pulls football player on stage. Asks him to say vagina. He can't. "Va... Va.... Vagi..... Va...."

"Say, 'Vaginal Secretions'."

Football player runs off stage.
 
2012-06-15 04:18:16 PM
Here's a sentence with a V in it: Vote these assholes out.
 
2012-06-15 04:21:35 PM
In all this, the Rep is saying this is a religious freedom issue - that her religious views are not being tolerated. Can someone explain what she means?

I'm Jewish, and all I can ken is that she's upset that her religious views (which permit abortions in limited cases) are not "being heard". In fact, they've been heard, but ignored in favor of the "correct" viewpoint, shared by the Christian right, the right side of Orthodox Jewry, and the Taliban. We've known this at least 10 years.

So I'm guessing that either the religious freedom argument is because "War on Women" is getting tired as a phrase, or there was some specific event I missed hearing about.
 
2012-06-15 04:23:54 PM
This vagina will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
 
2012-06-15 04:25:58 PM

WI241TH: FishyFred: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

...

Vagina.

No kidding: "'What she said was offensive," said Rep. Mike Callton, R-Nashville. 'It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.'


What a coont.
 
2012-06-15 04:26:31 PM

what_now: I'm glad I can post in this thread.


Just watch your language.
 
2012-06-15 04:27:23 PM

simplicimus: FishyFred: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

...

Vagina.

Only men who don't like them.


Nah. I don't like 'em but it doesn't bother me.

As a matter of fact at my old job, when we were bored me and one of my female co-workers used to sit around and try to make up new and different names for her cooch.

My favorite was "ham and cheese hot pocket" hers was "ladygarden".
 
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