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(Al Jazeera)   China's first female astronaut prepares for historic space docking on flight with two men. Subby is fairly certain he's seen this video already   (aljazeera.com) divider line 34
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2012-06-15 02:13:09 PM  
6 votes:
They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there
2012-06-15 03:30:41 PM  
4 votes:
She cannot be the commander of the mission because no one wants a woman to have the freedom and authority to abort.
2012-06-15 02:18:18 PM  
4 votes:
she dock you long time?
2012-06-15 02:11:51 PM  
4 votes:
It appears that they're practicing re-entry, Sir!
2012-06-15 02:24:28 PM  
3 votes:
i177.photobucket.com

I won't read the article, because this is what it looks like in my mind
2012-06-15 02:19:31 PM  
3 votes:
cache.gawkerassets.com

Does she sing about her beaver?
2012-06-15 02:11:55 PM  
3 votes:
The problem is that a half-hour later, she'll want to dock again.
2012-06-15 03:55:42 PM  
2 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
2012-06-15 03:41:43 PM  
2 votes:

wwpeteww: Docking procedure as broadcasted


[img442.imageshack.us image 500x477]


Er..why did you censor the good bits?
2012-06-15 03:11:56 PM  
2 votes:
Two girls, one Soyuz?
2012-06-15 03:10:59 PM  
2 votes:
Docking procedure as broadcasted


img442.imageshack.us
2012-06-15 02:29:21 PM  
2 votes:

HAMMERTOE: The money shot should be epic!

Skeet- skeet- skeet...
...
splat- splat- splat!!!

Call me old fashion but it has to be done to Also sprach Zarathustra
2012-06-15 02:21:41 PM  
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

It's space, what is she going to hit?.


Apparently, two male astronauts.
2012-06-15 06:04:35 PM  
1 votes:

Antimatter: I've met her in real life, shes surprisingly short.


Would she say the same about you?
2012-06-15 05:15:36 PM  
1 votes:

No Such Agency: Braindeath:
I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep?

I can get you some from the back seat of a Volkswagen.

OK, for serious, this is the most racist AND sexist thread I've read here in ages.


Don't come here often do ya?
2012-06-15 04:52:46 PM  
1 votes:
I swear to christ if this lady even goes anywhere near my DirectTV satellite I will take down that damn Great Wall and feed it to her family stone by stone.
2012-06-15 04:17:15 PM  
1 votes:
theeyeoffaith.files.wordpress.com
Yeah, baby! Sexy, sexy spacebabes!
2012-06-15 04:06:41 PM  
1 votes:
I'm here to fix your space-plumbing.
2012-06-15 03:33:53 PM  
1 votes:

Maverick Couch: Fano: Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Redtube has one one a moving atv that includes hanging from a rope over a cliff

Is it bad that I knew which video you were talking about immediately?


I seem to **cough cough** recall that one as well.
2012-06-15 03:27:59 PM  
1 votes:
Braindeath:
I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep?

I can get you some from the back seat of a Volkswagen.

OK, for serious, this is the most racist AND sexist thread I've read here in ages.
2012-06-15 03:16:57 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-06-15 03:08:13 PM  
1 votes:
Oooh, miiiiiiy.

sharetv.org
2012-06-15 02:57:02 PM  
1 votes:

Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.



I own a '97 TJ and could produce something for you by this weekend....for the right price.
2012-06-15 02:45:19 PM  
1 votes:
In space, no one can hear you giggity.
2012-06-15 02:30:34 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

It's space, what is she going to hit?.



Believe me....she'll manage to hit the nearest meteor or large piece of space junk.
2012-06-15 02:28:31 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: Can she make a sammich in zero gravity.


I think if the rhythm was just right, a sandwich might just work.
2012-06-15 02:27:27 PM  
1 votes:
Need one of these to make it complete:

johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-15 02:26:28 PM  
1 votes:
Can she make a sammich in zero gravity.
2012-06-15 02:25:35 PM  
1 votes:
The money shot should be epic!

Skeet- skeet- skeet...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

splat- splat- splat!!!
2012-06-15 02:22:22 PM  
1 votes:
Was going to say something snarky about "China's first technically female astronaut...lolz..."

No, she's pretty normal looking:

i46.tinypic.com

Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot for $9.99. *grumble*
2012-06-15 02:20:27 PM  
1 votes:

Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there


It's space, what is she going to hit?.
2012-06-15 02:18:02 PM  
1 votes:
If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT
2012-06-15 01:58:13 PM  
1 votes:
i287.photobucket.com
2012-06-15 12:29:52 PM  
1 votes:
Taikonaut
 
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