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(Al Jazeera)   China's first female astronaut prepares for historic space docking on flight with two men. Subby is fairly certain he's seen this video already   (aljazeera.com) divider line 143
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2012-06-15 04:52:46 PM
I swear to christ if this lady even goes anywhere near my DirectTV satellite I will take down that damn Great Wall and feed it to her family stone by stone.
 
2012-06-15 05:12:27 PM

Elweasel: Lets all welcome China into the early 1980's 1960's!


indrus.in

/FTFY
 
2012-06-15 05:15:36 PM

No Such Agency: Braindeath:
I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep?

I can get you some from the back seat of a Volkswagen.

OK, for serious, this is the most racist AND sexist thread I've read here in ages.


Don't come here often do ya?
 
2012-06-15 05:21:29 PM

thisiszombocom: No Such Agency: Braindeath:
I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep?

I can get you some from the back seat of a Volkswagen.

OK, for serious, this is the most racist AND sexist thread I've read here in ages.

Don't come here often do ya?


And apparently I come too often. I'm so desensitized, was that even sexist or racist?
 
2012-06-15 05:24:25 PM
You're welcome:

farm3.staticflickr.com

Yaya Han.
 
2012-06-15 05:47:40 PM
I would be rather amusing if the capsule burned up on re-entry, and the Chinese Government found out the problem was caused fraudulent parts from the US!
 
2012-06-15 05:49:51 PM
Good and I hope this get NASA some funding
/To go to Mars it's going to take the US, Japan, Russia, China, and the Europeans to get there
//The Aussies and India can chip in also
 
2012-06-15 05:58:33 PM

BizarroHulk: You're welcome:

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

Yaya Han.


I've met her in real life, shes surprisingly short.
 
2012-06-15 05:59:15 PM

Groink: Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot anything for $9.99.


grumble indeed
 
2012-06-15 06:04:35 PM

Antimatter: I've met her in real life, shes surprisingly short.


Would she say the same about you?
 
2012-06-15 06:12:01 PM

Antimatter: BizarroHulk: You're welcome:

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

Yaya Han.

I've met her in real life, shes surprisingly short.


Pointy knees too.
 
2012-06-15 06:19:08 PM
Cuthbert Allgood:
I come too often. I'm so desensitized

www.threadbombing.com
 
2012-06-15 06:24:51 PM

Tannhauser: I hope they go to the frickin' moon. Might fire us back up again.


people on the moon? well, there's a first time for everything.
 
2012-06-15 06:30:46 PM
Like all asians, she is blinded by a windshield.
 
2012-06-15 06:47:52 PM
"Flesh Gordon" Old school fappage....the movie....in color even.....way old school......
 
2012-06-15 06:50:01 PM
She attended UCRA.
 
2012-06-15 06:54:15 PM
ASTRO GIIIRRRL!!! ASTRO GIIIIRRRRLLLLL!!!


etc...

/got nuthin
 
2012-06-15 06:56:09 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I would be rather amusing if the capsule burned up on re-entry, and the Chinese Government found out the problem was caused fraudulent parts from the US!


whatsayof?
 
2012-06-15 07:04:09 PM
The Dark Side Of Her Moon
 
2012-06-15 07:11:29 PM

The_Sponge: Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.


I own a '97 TJ and could produce something for you by this weekend....for the right price.


Paying for porn is immoral.
 
2012-06-15 07:15:42 PM

Groink: Was going to say something snarky about "China's first technically female astronaut...lolz..."

No, she's pretty normal looking:

[i46.tinypic.com image 512x341]

Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot for $9.99. *grumble*


She looks pretty shooped in that pic. Either that or she's got wierd African stretch neck disease.
 
2012-06-15 07:32:05 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Fabric_Man: If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT

What do you think they make these for?
[www.dkg-cnc.com image 575x480]


A zero gravity rickshaw?
 
2012-06-15 07:40:02 PM
Is that Fook Mi or Fook Yu/
 
2012-06-15 07:43:01 PM

MilesTeg: Need one of these to make it complete:

[johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com image 640x447]


That one scared the crap outta me!
 
2012-06-15 07:45:30 PM
Seen it.

wrongsideoftheart.com
 
2012-06-15 08:13:09 PM

fuhfuhfuh: Wouldn't she just be the spectator if the two men are attempting a docking maneuver?


/giggity
//needs some pr0n goodness now
 
2012-06-15 09:22:00 PM
Did n't china already they abort this woman's mission within 7 months?
 
2012-06-15 09:24:29 PM
I'd romance HER three kingdoms.

//That's.....all I know about Chinese culture.
 
2012-06-15 09:41:51 PM

WordsnCollision: According to a China Academy of Space Technology spokesman, "They were also required to have no scars or body odor."



/scars, eww
//Maybe they meant SARS
///hot


Also from that there website that you linked:

"Xu Xianrong, a professor with the General Hospital of the PLA Air Force, said the woman astronauts must be married and have given birth naturally because that would ensure their body and mental condition was mature enough."

You've come a long way, baby!
 
2012-06-15 09:42:06 PM

hutchkc: remember when we used to go into space...


We're in space 24/7. If someone gives you a ride to work, you went to work, right? Astronauts are doing the same science projects they did on the space shuttle for the last 30 years, only now the spacecraft stays in space.
 
2012-06-15 09:47:20 PM

ModernLuddite: I'd romance HER three kingdoms.

//That's.....all I know about Chinese culture.


I'd give her double happiness.
 
2012-06-15 09:58:17 PM

BizarroHulk: You're welcome:

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

Yaya Han.


Hmmmm
 
2012-06-15 10:06:53 PM
i486.photobucket.com
谢谢 (Xièxiè)!!!!

Ah, the 90's.....damn good times just handing our crap over to the Chinese.
 
2012-06-15 10:42:47 PM
Mao chikka Mao Mao!
 
2012-06-15 10:59:51 PM
Very cool - the more of humanity in space, no matter the nationality, the better, as far as I'm concerned.

zamboni: Mao chikka Mao Mao!


Had to chuckle at that.
 
2012-06-15 11:39:16 PM

Welfare Xmas: Antimatter: I've met her in real life, shes surprisingly short.

Would she say the same about you?


Nope, she never saw the goods, I didn't even ask her.

I just thought it was neat how much smaller she was in person compared to her photos. Sadly, she wasn't wearing one of her more alluring cosplay, but rather some macross one that I didn't immediately recognize. She did sign a picture of her dressed as Ada Wong though, which rocked.
 
2012-06-15 11:40:00 PM

BizarroHulk: Antimatter: BizarroHulk: You're welcome:

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

Yaya Han.

I've met her in real life, shes surprisingly short.

Pointy knees too.


I'm not sure why you say that, I just said she was short. She's still cute to sexy, depending on outfit.
 
2012-06-16 05:37:23 AM
Is this one of those hidden cameras in an Asian style squat toilet kinda things? Because those are my favorite.
 
2012-06-16 06:04:07 AM
Anyway up to watch the launch? Here you go: CNTV
 
2012-06-16 09:59:27 AM
They had to redesign the bathroom apparatus, because it's horizontial.

/Slide down a bannister motorboat.
 
2012-06-16 10:30:08 AM
I'd let her ride my rocket.
 
2012-06-16 06:06:41 PM
Chinese docking maneuver
www.coach-sarah.com
 
2012-06-17 12:20:32 AM

creeto: Chinese docking maneuver
[www.coach-sarah.com image 280x280]


So your saying they are gonna have her locked in like a set of Chinese finger cuffs?
 
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