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(Al Jazeera)   China's first female astronaut prepares for historic space docking on flight with two men. Subby is fairly certain he's seen this video already   (aljazeera.com) divider line 143
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2012-06-15 12:29:52 PM
Taikonaut
 
2012-06-15 01:58:13 PM
i287.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 02:11:51 PM
It appears that they're practicing re-entry, Sir!
 
2012-06-15 02:11:55 PM
The problem is that a half-hour later, she'll want to dock again.
 
2012-06-15 02:13:09 PM
They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there
 
2012-06-15 02:15:50 PM
If it's a success the Chinese will brag. If it's a fail then we won't know it and it'll be a success and the Chinese will brag.
 
2012-06-15 02:15:58 PM
Wouldn't she just be the spectator if the two men are attempting a docking maneuver?
 
2012-06-15 02:16:20 PM
Houston, we have a problem...a sexy problem.
/lame, got nothing
 
2012-06-15 02:18:02 PM
If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT
 
2012-06-15 02:18:18 PM
she dock you long time?
 
2012-06-15 02:18:20 PM
You just know the good parts will be all pixelated.
 
2012-06-15 02:19:15 PM
I think this is the woman astronaut.

images.ctv.ca
 
2012-06-15 02:19:31 PM
cache.gawkerassets.com

Does she sing about her beaver?
 
2012-06-15 02:19:50 PM
Deep docking?
 
2012-06-15 02:20:02 PM
T minus bow chicka bow wow
 
2012-06-15 02:20:27 PM

Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there


It's space, what is she going to hit?.
 
2012-06-15 02:21:39 PM
Deep Docking 10?
 
2012-06-15 02:21:41 PM

CygnusDarius: Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

It's space, what is she going to hit?.


Apparently, two male astronauts.
 
2012-06-15 02:22:22 PM
Was going to say something snarky about "China's first technically female astronaut...lolz..."

No, she's pretty normal looking:

i46.tinypic.com

Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot for $9.99. *grumble*
 
2012-06-15 02:22:47 PM

Fabric_Man: If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT


It would take a lot of involved ropes and harnesses, specialty equipment and maybe just a bit of discomfort. Not really much different than my honeymoon.

/careful with the money shot it will just keep going
 
2012-06-15 02:23:10 PM
Debbie does docking?
 
2012-06-15 02:23:31 PM
The docking will be horizontal?
 
2012-06-15 02:24:24 PM

Fabric_Man: If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT


What do you think they make these for?
www.dkg-cnc.com
 
2012-06-15 02:24:28 PM
i177.photobucket.com

I won't read the article, because this is what it looks like in my mind
 
2012-06-15 02:25:35 PM
The money shot should be epic!

Skeet- skeet- skeet...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

splat- splat- splat!!!
 
2012-06-15 02:26:28 PM
Can she make a sammich in zero gravity.
 
2012-06-15 02:26:56 PM
Aljazeera? Why is subface supporting the terrorists?
 
2012-06-15 02:27:17 PM
Ironic that this was reported by AlJizzeera.
 
2012-06-15 02:27:27 PM
Need one of these to make it complete:

johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-15 02:27:31 PM
Hey, somebody has to clean the spacecraft.
 
2012-06-15 02:28:03 PM

Groink: Was going to say something snarky about "China's first technically female astronaut...lolz..."

No, she's pretty normal looking:

[i46.tinypic.com image 512x341]

Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot for $9.99. *grumble*


Is it me or does that photo look shopped? The neck vs shoulder ratio seems weird.

/haven't seen a lot of shops
 
2012-06-15 02:28:10 PM
i22.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2012-06-15 02:28:12 PM
Or maybe she'd just watch them dock, while she rubs one out.
 
2012-06-15 02:28:31 PM

uncleacid: Can she make a sammich in zero gravity.


I think if the rhythm was just right, a sandwich might just work.
 
2012-06-15 02:29:21 PM

HAMMERTOE: The money shot should be epic!

Skeet- skeet- skeet...
...
splat- splat- splat!!!

Call me old fashion but it has to be done to Also sprach Zarathustra
 
2012-06-15 02:29:55 PM

bim1154: If it's a success the Chinese will brag. If it's a fail then we won't know it and it'll be a success and the Chinese will brag.

we have a whole new generation of "Where did Liu Yang take her last vacation?" jokes to pass around.
 
2012-06-15 02:30:34 PM

CygnusDarius: Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

It's space, what is she going to hit?.



Believe me....she'll manage to hit the nearest meteor or large piece of space junk.
 
2012-06-15 02:30:48 PM
According to a China Academy of Space Technology spokesman, "They were also required to have no scars or body odor."

inventorspot.com

/scars, eww
//Maybe they meant SARS
///hot
 
2012-06-15 02:30:59 PM

martid4: You just know the good parts will be all pixelated.


That'd be Japanese docking. The Chinese won't mosaic things, but it will be poorly recorded.
 
2012-06-15 02:31:31 PM

martid4: Ironic that this was reported by AlJizzeera.


It's an outrage piece.
 
2012-06-15 02:32:23 PM

MilesTeg: Need one of these to make it complete:

[johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com image 640x447]


www.fanboy.com
Not making toast outta me!
 
2012-06-15 02:33:21 PM
remember when we used to go into space...
 
2012-06-15 02:33:25 PM

highendmighty: MilesTeg: Need one of these to make it complete:

[johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com image 640x447]

[www.fanboy.com image 400x292]
Not making toast outta me!


That show was so hokey but I was glued to it every week!
 
2012-06-15 02:38:33 PM

Groink: Was going to say something snarky about "China's first technically female astronaut...lolz..."

No, she's pretty normal looking:

[i46.tinypic.com image 512x341]

Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot for $9.99. *grumble*


www.spxdaily.com

I'm not saying he/she can't bring it, but I'm just gonna stay over here.
 
2012-06-15 02:38:35 PM

hutchkc: remember when we used to go into space...


I blame Obama.
 
2012-06-15 02:44:13 PM
She looks best in the first pic posted in here in my opinion. Based upon that pic, I'd dock with her.

/Has yellow fever
//Guess I wouldn't pass the medical for space flight
/Could practise docking on Earth I guess
 
2012-06-15 02:45:19 PM
In space, no one can hear you giggity.
 
2012-06-15 02:47:00 PM

hutchkc: remember when we used to go into space...


But now we have private industry to do that. Which is better . I guess
 
2012-06-15 02:49:51 PM
I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.
 
2012-06-15 02:49:53 PM
Is this an Aliens reference or a Challenger reference?
 
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